listen I get why it's so easy to be cynical about disco and everything associated with it especially given how dead the genre is but dont tell me that there's no beauty in that balance between tacky and opulent that makes it both desireable and attainable for the everyman and dont you dare say that there isn't pure joy and sex and youth in this movement and dont you talk shit about disco not being Real Music because like all important genres of the present it was the music of the devil that parents didnt allow their kids to listen to and quite frankly if you dont see the charm in disco with all its rhinestones and dance and boundless sexuality then i'm sorry for you like seriously Donna Summer and the bootcut jeans belong on that pedestal we build for renaissance art and Bach<p/></p>
IF YOU CAN HEAR THAT SOUND IN THE DISTANCE, IT'S PROBABLY ME STILL SCREAMING OVER DECKERSTAR KISS. ARE YOU DEAD, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I AM *PTERODACTYL SCREECH*
IT WAS SO SOFT??? AND GENTLE??? AND SWEET??!!
AND CHLOE HAS SPENT THE ENTIRE EPISODE PRETENDING SHE DOESN’T WANT IT ANY MORE AND IT WON’T WORK AND ETC AND THEN LUCIFER TELLS HER HE JUST WANTS TO WORK WITH HER AND IS STEPPING ASIDE BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
AND GIVES HER THIS BEAUTIFUL SINCERE SPEECH INADVERTENTLY EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY HE LOVES HER
AND THAT’S THE MOMENT WHEN CHLOE JANE DECKER LETS HER WALLS DOWN AND JUST STEPS IN AND TAKES A RISK AND KISSES HIM SO SOFTLY AND I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I’VE SAID BEFORE LUCIFER DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KISS SOMEONE HE LOVES
HE IS GOOD AT THE SEXY HOT PRE BANGING KISS (WHICH APPEARS TO BE HAPPENING NEXT WEEK HUBBA HUBBA) BUT THIS
THIS GENTLE SOFT SHY MOMENT FROM THE WOMAN HE LOVES MORE THAN ANYTHING, WHEN SHE’S THE ONE TAKING THE INITIATIVE TO COME TO HIM LIKE THIS?? AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW???!
WHEN HE HAS JUST SAID HE’S NOT WORTHY OF THIS BRILLIANCE, THIS GRACE, THIS BEAUTY
The Emperor's New Groove Inspired Sentence Starters
"Look at that. Pretty pathetic huh?"
"Oh look! That's me as a baby!"
"Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth."
"You threw off my groove!"
"It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?"
"Think of it as you're being let go, you're part of an out placement, we're not picking up your option, take you're pick. I've got more."
"Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him!"
"Pull the lever!"
"Why do we even have that lever?"
"I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, i'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. When it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
"Well, he ain't getting any deader."
"What's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?"
"I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"
"Tell me ______'s dead. I need to hear these words."
"Squeaky ah squeak sqeaker squeaken."
"Why me? Why me?!"
"You have beautiful wives. They're both very pretty."
"Why I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt, twice removed."
"Was she scary beyond all reason?"
"Bless you for coming out in public."
"Yay I'm a llama again! Wait...."
"The thing about shaking hands is... you need hands."
“And that’s exactly why…”
tHATS EXACTLY WHY WHAT LUCYYY??!?!??!?
IS THAT EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR HIM????
IS THAT WHY YOU KNOW THERE IS NOTHING HES HIDING (well we know he’s hiding e.n.d.)
IS THAT WHY YOU LOVE AND TRUST HIM SO MUCH!!?!?!
I just opened trailer and i really don’t expect to see my queen then she is here all her beauty, her fashionable, her sexiness, her cuteness.. god look at that cute face i’m dead i’m most happiest girl in the world.. why she is so perfect?? i loved her style again and again
*berates Jamie while he lies on the ground half-dead*
I'm going to marry this woman.
*not-at-all subtly pushes Laoghaire and Jamie together, then teases him about it*
God, why is my future wife punishing me this way. I'm going to whisper in her ear about the love songs she can't understand, that always makes women swoon, right?
*gets stinking drunk and is hungover, possibly still drunk, at their wedding*
My god, she looks beautiful in that dress. And my mother's pearls. I would have preferred it be under better circumstances, but I'll pretend to be doing this just so she doesn't have to go with that bastard. Oh please, please don't let me embarrass myself tonight.
*tries to get back to 1945, tells Jamie the truth, and nearly vanishes in front of him*
Please, God, give me the strength to forget her, for her sake. She deserves better than this.