she was so beautiful i'm dead why

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means:
  • listen I get why it's so easy to be cynical about disco and everything associated with it especially given how dead the genre is but dont tell me that there's no beauty in that balance between tacky and opulent that makes it both desireable and attainable for the everyman and dont you dare say that there isn't pure joy and sex and youth in this movement and dont you talk shit about disco not being Real Music because like all important genres of the present it was the music of the devil that parents didnt allow their kids to listen to and quite frankly if you dont see the charm in disco with all its rhinestones and dance and boundless sexuality then i'm sorry for you like seriously Donna Summer and the bootcut jeans belong on that pedestal we build for renaissance art and Bach<p/></p>

dont-stop-believin-in-klaine  asked:

IF YOU CAN HEAR THAT SOUND IN THE DISTANCE, IT'S PROBABLY ME STILL SCREAMING OVER DECKERSTAR KISS. ARE YOU DEAD, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I AM *PTERODACTYL SCREECH*

OKAY BUT

IT WAS SO SOFT??? AND GENTLE??? AND SWEET??!!

AND CHLOE HAS SPENT THE ENTIRE EPISODE PRETENDING SHE DOESN’T WANT IT ANY MORE AND IT WON’T WORK AND ETC AND THEN LUCIFER TELLS HER HE JUST WANTS TO WORK WITH HER AND IS STEPPING ASIDE BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER

AND GIVES HER THIS BEAUTIFUL SINCERE SPEECH INADVERTENTLY EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY HE LOVES HER

AND THAT’S THE MOMENT WHEN CHLOE JANE DECKER LETS HER WALLS DOWN AND JUST STEPS IN AND TAKES A RISK AND KISSES HIM SO SOFTLY AND I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I’VE SAID BEFORE LUCIFER DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KISS SOMEONE HE LOVES

HE IS GOOD AT THE SEXY HOT PRE BANGING KISS (WHICH APPEARS TO BE HAPPENING NEXT WEEK HUBBA HUBBA) BUT THIS

THIS GENTLE SOFT SHY MOMENT FROM THE WOMAN HE LOVES MORE THAN ANYTHING, WHEN SHE’S THE ONE TAKING THE INITIATIVE TO COME TO HIM LIKE THIS?? AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW???!

WHEN HE HAS JUST SAID HE’S NOT WORTHY OF THIS BRILLIANCE, THIS GRACE, THIS BEAUTY

I’M DEAD

I’M SO

SO DEAD

The Emperor's New Groove Inspired Sentence Starters
  • "Look at that. Pretty pathetic huh?"
  • "Oh look! That's me as a baby!"
  • "Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth."
  • "You threw off my groove!"
  • "It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?"
  • "Think of it as you're being let go, you're part of an out placement, we're not picking up your option, take you're pick. I've got more."
  • "Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him!"
  • "Pull the lever!"
  • "Wrong lever!"
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, i'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. When it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
  • "Well, he ain't getting any deader."
  • "What's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?"
  • "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
  • "What does that have to do with anything?"
  • "Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"
  • "Tell me ______'s dead. I need to hear these words."
  • "Squeaky ah squeak sqeaker squeaken."
  • "Why me? Why me?!"
  • "You have beautiful wives. They're both very pretty."
  • "Why I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt, twice removed."
  • "Was she scary beyond all reason?"
  • "Bless you for coming out in public."
  • "Yay I'm a llama again! Wait...."
  • "The thing about shaking hands is... you need hands."
  • "Come on, nobody's that heartless."
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 4)
  • "Nobody's gonna come and save you."
  • "We're going down, and you know that we're doomed."
  • "I was the one you always dreamed of."
  • "How dare you say it's nothing to me?"
  • "Baby, you're the only light I ever saw."
  • "You'll be a bitch because you can."
  • "Go cry about it why don't you?"
  • "But we get along when I'm inside you."
  • "Do you think about me still?"
  • "No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cool enough to kick it."
  • "Since you think I don't love you, I just thought you were cute, that's why I kissed you."
  • "You know you were my first time."
  • "You're dead to me."
  • "I was walking away, but she's so beautiful it made me stay."
  • "Tell me that you feel this, and I won't give up."
  • "I never seen a man who looked so all alone, could you use a little company?"
  • "There ain't no rest for the wicked."
  • "Let me be the one who calls you 'baby' all the time."
  • "Surely you can take some comfort knowing that you're mine."
  • "Could stare at your face for the rest of my days."
  • "Why do you take it so far?"
  • "You seem to replace your brain with your heart."
  • "You take things so hard and then you fall apart."
  • "You're all on your own and you lost all your friends."
  • "Your heart's too big for your body."
  • "I know you better than anyone else."
  • "I've never loved one like you."
  • "Man, oh, man, you're my best friend."
  • "Ain't nothing please me more than you."
  • "Home is wherever I'm with you."
  • "I don't believe you when you say you want to leave."
  • "Aren't you going to miss me?"
  • "I just want to kiss you."
  • "You really seem like a prize to me, and you are so mysterious."
  • "How do you know me so well?"
  • "Don't you touch my boyfriend."
  • "Don't judge me tomorrow by the way I'm acting today."
  • "This world is only gonna break your heart."
  • "Please, don't flatter yourself."
  • "I will admit, if you admit it, it's harder than we both thought."
  • "You can't deny the hardest part... I'm not in your arms."
  • "The world will never know we both have tasted tears, my dear."
  • "Don't act like it's okay."
  • "You almost ran the red 'cause you were looking over at me."
  • "This thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up."
  • "Maybe I asked for too much."
  • "I know it's long gone and there was nothing else I could do."
  • "I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it."
  • "I know I'm not the best for you, but promise that you'll stay."
  • "These streets are filled with memories, both perfect and in pain."
  • "All I wanna do is love you, but I'm the only one to blame."
  • "I'm the shell of a girl that I used to know well."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends should sleep in other beds, and friends shouldn't kiss me like you do."
  • "Your negativity was killing me."
  • "I shouldn't love you, but I want to."
  • "I can't look away."
  • "I don't know how to make a feeling stop."
  • "I won't sit around, I can't let him win now."
  • "I've tried my best to let go of you, but I don't want to."
  • "It's getting hard to be around you."
  • "Do you want me to hide the feelings and look the other way?"
  • "Yeah he's a looker, but I really think it's guts that matter most."
  • "All I'm asking for is love, but you never seem to have enough."
  • "I wanna taste you one more time again." "I'm not over you."
  • "Why can't you just love me back?"
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "I would wait a lifetime... I would wait for you."
  • "So why do I try, I know I'm gonna fall down."
  • "Everything could be everything if only we were older."
  • "I'd do anything to make you stay."
  • "Tell me what you want me to say."
  • "It's a conversation I just can't have tonight."
  • "You want a revelation, some kind of resolution."
  • "We’re fighting again, more than usual."
  • "I'm sorry about being me."
  • "Bring me a cat to be my best friend."
  • "It isn’t like you ever said that you were committed."
  • "I got him where I want him now."
  • "Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change."
  • "There's a million other girls who do it just like you, looking as innocent as possible to get to who they want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right."
  • "You're the nicest thing I've seen."
  • "I wish that we could give it a go... see if we could be something."
  • "I wish I was your favourite girl."
  • "You must try harder than kissing all of my friends."
  • "You're alive, at least as far as I can tell you are."
  • "It's not my fault that I fucked everybody here."
  • "We promise each other it's 'til the end."
  • "I say I don't love you, but you know I'm a liar."
  • "You work so hard to get me just to let me go."
  • "You put me in the spotlight just to steal the show."
  • "Why are we acting like lovers? We don't know each other."
  • "You're beautiful, but cause me pain."
  • "You played my heart like it's a game."
  • "And she's so pretty, and she's so sure."
  • "Maybe I'm more clever than a girl like her."
  • "It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone."
  • "Maybe I'm a little bit over my head."
  • "We were all in love and we all got hurt."
  • "We're going way too fast."
  • "It's all too sweet to last."
  • "He's my first mistake."
  • "We gave each other up so easily."
  • "These silly little wounds will never mend."
  • "I feel so far from where I've been."
  • "Maybe you'll remember me."
  • "He's everything you want."
  • "He says all the right things at exactly the right time, but he means nothing to you and you don't know why."
  • "I'm tattooed and fired up and drunk and obscene."
  • "You ask for the truth, but you know you could do so much better."
  • "I love you, I swear it, I would never lie."
  • "I fear for our lives and I fear your closed eyes."
  • "How do I get you alone?"
  • "You don't know how long I have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight."
  • "I loved you before I ever knew you 'cause I loved the simple thought of you."
  • "There is nowhere else that I belong."
  • "I'm so damn scared of dying without you."
  • "Don't lie, I know we're fixing to die."
  • "I only came 'cause you asked me to."
  • "It's such a shame that we can't renew all those feelings that we shared back a month or two."
  • "I kept everything that reminds me of us."
  • "It sounds weird but your picture's still hung up."
  • "I'm not sleeping too well, now I'm sleeping alone."
  • Claire: *berates Jamie while he lies on the ground half-dead*
  • Jamie: I'm going to marry this woman.
  • Claire: *not-at-all subtly pushes Laoghaire and Jamie together, then teases him about it*
  • Jamie: God, why is my future wife punishing me this way. I'm going to whisper in her ear about the love songs she can't understand, that always makes women swoon, right?
  • Claire: *gets stinking drunk and is hungover, possibly still drunk, at their wedding*
  • Jamie: My god, she looks beautiful in that dress. And my mother's pearls. I would have preferred it be under better circumstances, but I'll pretend to be doing this just so she doesn't have to go with that bastard. Oh please, please don't let me embarrass myself tonight.
  • Claire: *tries to get back to 1945, tells Jamie the truth, and nearly vanishes in front of him*
  • Jamie: Please, God, give me the strength to forget her, for her sake. She deserves better than this.
  • Claire: *comes back*
  • Jamie: Oh, thank God.