me: *sees guys being “”“sexy”“” on TV, movies etc* *mocking laughter* omg who even thinks this is hot lmao they look so ridiculous w/ all those “sultry” looks, putting their thumbs in their mouths… tbh girls who think that’s attractive just have terrible taste in men. and i’m not shallow ~like other girls~. i prefer guys who don’t conform to the standard for male beauty.
a woman: *smiles at a camera*
me: ooOOOHHHH MY ffFUKC she looks so good, so pretty, her hair, her style, her body, she’s so in shape and amazing. wow