she was his wife

anonymous asked:

So some twitter people are freaking out that he said his wife is the love of his life. Um hasn't he been with her forever? Also, hasn't Jen tweeted saying she is close with his wife and to stop saying there are rumors of them being together? Idk why people get surprised when he talks about his wife? Him and Jen are friends. Not together.

Ugh, don’t talk to me about Colifer shippers.  People who ship real people are the worst.  Like, ship fictional couples all you want, but shipping real people is a big fat no-no.  ESPECIALLY when one of them is married.  It’s so disgusting for people to say that Jen and Colin are having an affair just because you want them to be together in real life.  That’s so disrespectful to Colin, and Helen, and Jen.  If you absolutely have to have weird fantasies about real people, then please, keep it to yourself.

I really hope his wife realises how lucky she is to have him.
I hope that she finds herself staring at him and wondering how she managed to get such an amazing man. I hope she catches herself mid-laugh and is thankful that she gets to share such beautiful moments with him. I hope when she lays next to him she takes the time to notice his warmth and the sheer bliss of just being there with him.

I look at him every day and wish I had the chance.

Patater Week (Feb 6) Get Together

you know how i said i wasn’t doing this

apparently i am a liar.

(all the week’s fics will go onto ao3)

They literally slam into each other at a roller rink.

It’s a You Can Play benefit thing for kids. Kent’s too busy watching to make sure he doesn’t run over one of the mini-tots that he completely misses the giant headed in his direction. And you would think, wouldn’t you, that a guy whose career involved balancing on knives on ice would take a check on skates as well as he did in an ice rink, but nope. Kent hits Alexei Mashkov head-on and sends them both into a pile on the ground.

The icing on the cake is Kent’s arm clotheslining a six-year-old on the way down.

So now he and Tater are both sitting on the side of the roller skating rink, holding matching cold packs to their faces while a small child stuffs tissues up his nose to stop the bleeding.

“I’mb gonna tell everybody at school that Kent Parsob hit by face!” the kid tells Kent happily, oblivious to his dad’s efforts to keep him from talking and thereby snorting blood everywhere.

Kent gives him a weak thumbs up. At his side, Alexei makes a noise that might actually be a giggle.

“You so cute with kids,” Alexei says.

Damn language barriers, Kent thinks. “You mean I’m good with kids. And I’m not that great. They just like me because I’m ridiculous.”

“You are very ridiculous,” Alexie agrees. “But I’m choose right word, ‘cute.’ You are cute being with kids.”

Kent thinks the head-on collision must have knocked something loose in both their heads. He twists sideways and gapes, the effect of which is probably lost due to the ice pack covering half his face. “I’m sorry. What did you just say?”

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asoiaf meme (minor characters): 2/8 relationships ~ lyanna stark and her brothers

Lyanna Stark was the only daughter of Lord Rickard Stark and his wife, Lady Lyarra Stark. She had two older brothers, Brandon and Eddard, and one younger brother, Benjen.

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“Ajusshi, Who Are You?”

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“Tell Kane and Abby that they’re on their own, now. As long as they work together, everything will be okay - you remind them of that.”

— 2x01, “The 48″, a.k.a. the single most underrated Kabby episode in the whole series. 

I guess the thing that bugs me most about how m/m shippers treat Eliza is like…this isn’t the case of the creators insisting on things being hetero.  These were REAL PEOPLE.  She was ACTUALLY his wife for almost 24 years.  She was ACTUALLY the mother of his children.  You can’t pretend she didn’t happen!  Like, it is a fact!  She was there.  He fell in love with her!  They married and had a life together!

She’s not in the way as if she were fictional.  She existed.  So I’m sorry, but you can’t just pretend otherwise.

So stop fucking erasing her.

anonymous asked:

*zooming in again* Andy Lincoln's lips. I just can't. They are sex personified. I hope his wife feasts on them every damn day. Sweet Jesus I hope she grinds on them, too. Do you think Andy knows he's unleashed a tidal wave of wet panties across the globe? *I gotta stop zooming now* #betterthanporn

Not only does he actually have lips (for a white dude, anyway), but he clearly knows how to use them. He was sucking on Danai’s big beautiful lips like he’s been doing it all his life. 

And honestly, the best part is that I don’t think he knows. Like he’s just doing his job and going home; meanwhile, I turn into a puddle every time his tongue comes out. It’s really not even fair. 😩 

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Speed paint for the night. I decided to jump start the color pallet with green, which is a color I don’t usually use as a motif. I usually work pallets around blue, purple, or red.

I haven’t drawn Shera in her lab coat in a loooonnggg while. As a last thought, I bet they work pretty well together. Very hands on folks…

Feeling some FMA nostalgia. Bradley and his wife was one of those couples I only got seriously into when FMA ended and all was (un)said and done. It’s just… the stuff Bradley said in the end and Mrs. Bradley’s actions afterwards… Omg. I could write essays. T_T

Bonus:

I was reading about the psychology of the cuckolding fetish, and it almost felt like reading about tarot cards so I made this using classic tarot symbolism.

If you are unfamiliar with cuckolding it’s really quite simple: A husband can’t satisfy his wife sexually, so she starts sleeping with someone else.

It is a very misunderstood humiliation/domination fetish. People think the husband is humiliated because his wife (like an object) can be stolen by a (lowly, unclean) black man, but that is not how it works at all.

A quick search will show that the wife has the most power in the situation. She is unhappy with her lovelife and takes control of it. She might chose to be submissive to the lover, but it’s her choice and she might find a new lover if she pleases.

The lover doesn’t have to be black, far from it, but black men are popular because they are seen as more masculine, proud and strong (and have bigger dicks in pornland). In this world they are superior to white men.

So the husband’s humiliation is that he “isn’t enough” and has to accept this.

On a side note, cuckolding also often has a bisexual or even borderline poly aspect to it. The husband might never meet the lover, but more often than not he engages in some level of sexual activity with the other man, like drinking his semen from his wife, giving him blowjobs, or even bottoming to him, and the lover might become an integral part of the family.

So it’s worth pointing out the fetishazation of black men here, and while I’m not going to deny that the “women are objects and black men are unclean” varinat is out there (especially in Japan), that is not the normal appeal for people who are into it.