she walks funny!

It’s almost as if she just wants to go to the gym

Consider: Ray is short, and if there’s nowhere to set up a sniper nest, he has 0 height advantage. So sometimes, when he has to be on the ground team, he’ll get someone to agree to let him ride on their shoulders, so it’s just a guy in a skull mask with a purple-hoodied gremlin perched up there, or the leader of the most terrifying crew in Los Santos carrying around some kid with a pink gun. And it’s even worse because it actually works, like Ray clearly gets more people like this than on his own two feet. He likes to be tall.

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
  • Veronica: No one here deserves to die
  • Veronica: Except for me
  • Veronica: *walks away swinging a rope*

okay so like people make posts all the time about making weird noises at random times but sometimes all i do is walk into a room, scream and make incoherent noises, and then sit down and watch haikyuu!!! and my mom will look at me strangely and ask me if she should get sam and dean so they can remove the demon/ghost who’s possessing me


It had been quite awhile since Crystal and Morticia had been able to enjoy some time alone together, thanks to the whole castle catching on fire and forcing everyone to move to Germany. But this new castle was very nice and bright, a wonderful upgrade from the old gloomy one in Transylvania. But more of his time was consumed as he began putting his room together and exploring. He wanted to make sure he had the floor plan down so that he wouldn’t get lost. But learning the layout proved to be very hard, since he kept getting lost anyways trying to find his way around.

One particular day he was exploring, he went around in a full circle, starting at his room and after about an hour ending up back in front of his own door. This was beginning to frustrate the poor gem, so he decided to give up for the day and went into his room and flopped down on his bed. This move had given him a slightly larger room, which he still shared with Morticia, but they had a roommate again. It didn’t take long, however, for their new roommate to find himself a lover down the hall, which happened to be Morticia’s assigned roommate, so they ended up switching rooms, and now Morticia and Crystal were official roommates. But they still had an extra bed, since they always shared one. 

Crystal sighed and sat in silence for awhile, looking around nervously before sticking a hand down his pants and stroking his cock. It was always hard, but it did switch from flaccid to erect, another strange part of his biology that no one could understand. But he had it erect in an instant, biting his lower lip as he bounced his hips up and down on the bed, his thought stuck on his beloved Morticia, naked in front of him, then on top of him…

So I was having a really bad day, like cried in the bathroom left school early and it was only second block kind of bad day. So my best friend in the whole world sent me this and it means even more because I knew she was upset over another thing entirely too and I couldn’t do anything to help her cause I was a walking catastrophe and just she just means everything to me okay.

I really just want everyone to see how excited Zsa Zsa is about skateboarding

Eli walked out of his cabin, holding hands with the slave girl he had just been with, a box under his other arm. At one point he stopped mid stride to turn to the girl and lifted her chin to make eye contact. ‘Now, I’m gonna need you to be a good girl and run along to your cell, you’ll need to rest up for next time.’ he said gently before the girl nodded at him, responding with a simple ‘Yes, Daddy’. He then handed her the box. “As promised, a pretty dress for you.” He then turned as he noticed the other there. “Mind doing me a favor? Make sure she gets to the cells alright? And I gave her some of my blood, so do’t worry if she walks a bit funny.”


laughter in the spring <3