she told me it wasn't weird

The transcript of the Ken & Friedkin scene
  • Friedkin, wearing a green hazmat suit, enters a white room with a taxi cab in the center. Ken and Rapunzel are in the cab. Ken sleeping and is connected to an IV.
  • Friedkin: Okay. *electrocutes Ken*
  • Ken: *suddenly wakes up; looks at Friedkin*
  • Friedkin: Hi!
  • Ken: Hey, that dude, the old scientist? He knew. Hey. Hey. Look at me. Look at me. You have got to get me out of here, okay? I've been in here for 70 days. Can you see? 70 days. Everyday, they just keep on asking me the same question about if I have some kind of superpower, but I don't! I DON'T! You gotta let me talk to who's in charge.
  • Friedkin: I'm in charge!
  • Ken: (in disbelief) You?
  • Friedkin: So...how does your power work?
  • Ken: I don't have a power. Okay, I'm a tech guy who does computers.
  • Friedkin: You survived 7 days with Project Marzanna.
  • Ken: Bart?
  • Friedkin: She kills everybody that she comes in contact with except you, therefore, you must have powers.
  • Ken: No, I told you people, Bart wasn't trying to kill me.
  • Friedkin: How does the dog work?
  • Ken: How does the dog work?! Really?! Look, man, ENOUGH! YOU HAVE GOT TO START LISTENING!
  • Friedkin: *electrocutes Ken* This is like...such a bummer. This program used to collect people with weird abilities. We can't find any of the cool people that they used to have! Like, like...the human bomb, or the invisible guy, or the shapeshifter.
  • Ken: Are you saying that there are other Barts?
  • Friedkin: Yeah! Except the catch is that...they suck. The vampire guys are crazy. Icarus, I mean, Dirk Gently, is like...lame and annoying. And then there's this other guy who's literally in a coma!
  • Ken: Look, man: they're connected to the thing. The fabric of reality. You can't keep them locked up. These people need to be out there in the world and--
  • Friedkin: *electrocutes Ken* Sorry. That was...that was an accident.

anonymous asked:

Out middle school had this weird policy about not bringing food into the cafeteria when it wasn't lunch time, except it was kinda only randomly enforced. My friend and I were going in there on some errand and we're about to leave when some teachers stopped us because my friend had a thing of tea. They told her to finish the tea before leaving the cafeteria. I didn't see it, since the teachers made me leave, but apparently my friend cannot drink things quickly. She spewed tea all over them.

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anonymous asked:

Yesterday a customer asked me where an item was, and I told her the aisle. She snapped that she'd been looking all up and down that aisle and it's not there!!!! Like yes it is, it's in a weird spot on the shelf but it's very much there. I would've walked her right to it but she was being so rude, I just said "Oh then it must be out of stock :)" [hint: it wasn't]. Be nice to employees if you want decent service.

anonymous asked:

i'm gonna say something that i've been thinking for a while and it's weird and probably not true, but hear me out: az knows mor is bi and isn't in love with her like we all assume. we read from feyre's pov and she assumed mor loved az, but was afraid to act on those feels until mor told her flat out she was into women. i wonder how much more feyre assumed, and by extension the audience, and got wrong. maybe az being upset about helion was because he knows mor wasn't into it. (1/3)

maybe az does love mor (it’s mor, hard not to love), but after trying to tell her once (after being hurt by her family) and her stopping him he didn’t bring it up again not because he thinks he’s unworthy, but because he knows the truth and has been working on getting over his own feelings. mor told feyre about andromache and made it seem like no one else knew from the inner circle, but i think az does. they were separated in the war. i find it hard to believe he didn’t use his shadows (2/3)

to make sure she was safe/alive. i find it hard to believe he didn’t find out that she was in a relationship with a human queen. i think az is fully aware of mor’s secret more than we think. and his outburst regarding eris i think was less about being in love with mor and more about having been the one to find her after being tortured and carrying that with him/bringing up memories of his own torture. i may be off the mark, but i don’t think az is that oblivious. (3/3)

Honestly, NonNon, I also think it’s pretty ridiculous for Azriel to not know what’s going on with Mor. Imma bring this up again because I thought it was a really good point, but @squaddreamcourt mentioned a couple weeks back and then again yesterday that he might just be attached to Mor not because he really loves her in that way, but because it’s easier than admitting he might be able to find happiness with someone else, that he might be worthy of it. It’s easier to be attached to Mor, who he knows is unavailable, because then he doesn’t have to face rejection from anyone else, or challenge his self-worth (which is currently at zero) if that makes sense.

And I totally see Az using his shadows to check up on Mor, especially during the war, and not in a creepy way but just to make sure she was ok. So no one knowing about Andromache is highly unlikely to me.

I think your point about the Eris outburst makes sense! It wasn’t just anyone that he blew up at, after all, it was Eris, who is the source of a lot of Mor’s tortured past. And given that Az is the one who found her, and it brought back his own memories… yeah, I get your point. It doesn’t necessarily have to have been about love. We’ve seen how protective they can be of one another, and while he was clearly over-reacting and Mor was not appreciative of that display of violence, I think they have all shown themselves to care about each other enough that they would be willing to do just about anything.

One of the issues I do have with the whole Mor being-bi thing is the idea that no one in the Court of Dreams might have figured it out. I mean Eris knew, for crap’s sake, you can’t tell me that her cousin and best friends for 500+ years haven’t figured it out…

ultranos  asked:

So, you mentioned a Wayne Tech science fair. So, of course, this means Bruce would have to meet smol Alex. Can you tell us about the scenario were Bruce's is like "this kid's good" and Kara is all "YOU CAN'T HAVE HER, BATS"? (Meanwhile, Diana has wandered over and is now instructing a tiny, gleeful Danvers on the finer points of swordplay)

Of all the things Kara expects to see at the WayneTech Young Innovators Expo…

Bruce Wayne is not one of them.

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ace-on-ice  asked:

I began to cry at school the other day bc your Day and Night AU master post wasn't blocked on the school computers and I was rlly happy bc I could reread it all 😂 My friend asked if I was okay and when I told her why I was crying she looked at me weird and I wanted to fight her bc I'm in love with your AU 💘

oh my gosh??????? no fighting please and also aaaahh!! thank you so much!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 TT v TT

so. i talked to my mom about the issues i’ve been having and she actually apologized for not taking me seriously in fourth grade when i told her i thought i was autistic. and she apologized for making me feel like i had to hide everything that wasn’t normal about me. and i’m getting assessed soon.

so. today was a good day.

not to be rude but the batman characterization in justice league was the worst thing ever and i blame joss whedon

Kepler: Emerald was 100% not lying
Kepler: everyone else on her team is a fucking like
Kepler: sociopathic….. weird…. hobo…. fair folk still getting used to human skin
theivorytowercrumbles: no kidding
theivorytowercrumbles: she is the extrovert of them all
Kepler: Emerald knows that you can get what you want by pretending to be nice to people???
Kepler: and cinder stop fucking giving that 15 year old bedroom eyes that SHOULDNT BE YOUR GO-TO TACTIC
theivorytowercrumbles: “but it works”
theivorytowercrumbles: QUIT IT CINDER
Kepler: “CINDER!!!! YOU TOLD ME WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE”
Kepler: “15… 50… what’s the difference? They all fade to dust eventually.”
theivorytowercrumbles: “that doesn’t make her any less jailbait, Cinder”
theivorytowercrumbles: “eh”
theivorytowercrumbles: “EH????”

anonymous asked:

So this lady comes to my register wearing the clothes she's buying, and didn't even take the tags off forme to tag. She expected me to pull up the back of her shirt to scan the tag on her pants, and REACH DOWN HER SHIRT to find and scan the shirt tag. When I told her I wasn't going to do this she sighed and pulled up the shirt herself, and while finding the shirt tag I got a view of her bra. It was just very uncomfortable and the guest behind her looked almost as weirded out as me.

Good lord, purchase it first then go into the restroom to change ffs. It ain’t that hard. No one wants to touch you, lady. -Abby

"I didn't mean to hurt you. It wasn't supposed to end this way."

This was one of the last texts after we broke up. We dated for about 3 or 4 years. It took her a while to get to me, because i was still getting over someone but once she got to me, I was smitten. I loved her so much. I was ready to give up everything for her and to give her everything she wanted.

The time I spent with her was the best time of my life. But as in any relationship toward the end she started acting weird. She told me she had a lot of stuff on her mind. She didn’t know if she wanted to be with me. She wasn’t sure of anything. I wanted to be supportive so I told her that she could have some time off from me and that she can call me when she decided.

After two weeks of radio silence I broke down and told her that I wanted to meet up with her. I planned it all in my head. I was going to tell her how much I loved her, how much she meant to me and that i knew what she didn’t like about me and that I was gonna try to change it.

So we met up and I told her. She told me she slept with someone else. Two weeks. It took her two weeks to throw everything away. That was it. I walked her home and we both went our separate ways.

The worst part is, that even though she did something as disgusting as she did. I still can’t stop loving her.  

anonymous asked:

There was a girl who had a crush on me for years. She would send me weird texts like "-puts kitkat- in your mouth O////O" out of nowhere, but whenever she saw me irl she'd put her head down and walk away, which made me very confused. Last year she told me she was gonna kill herself one night. I, of course, called the cops. Turns out she wasn't going to kill herself, and was just saying that to get my attention. She then got mad at me for calling bc her parents are making her see a therapist.

jesus christ

anonymous asked:

can bottoms be abusive when bdsm is involved? i know it sounds weird but i was in a relationship that involved bdsm and she wanted to always take it farther than i did and some things like hurt or made me really uncomfortable but she'd get sad and angry when i wouldn't do them and guilt me and like when we were "in character" i guess she did whatever i told her to but they were all things she said she wanted when she wasn't like it was for her benefit and it idk it's just so confusing

Bottoms and subs can absolutely be abusive. As a top and as a dom (because you can be a top without being a dom etc, but the way you described it, you seem to be both), you get to have limits too. You have boundaries that are important and should be respected, and your consent is mandatory. 

Subs can use their power, like any person can use their power, to manipulate and to harm, to hurt and to abuse. That she’s in a submissive position to you doesn’t mean that she’s ever powerless, and that you’re in a dominant position doesn’t mean that you are ever invulnerable.

If she wanted to bring that kind of dynamic into your scenes, then she needed to negotiate it beforehand. She needed to communicate with you about it, and respect your part in that communication. That’s what negotiation is a forum for, and that’s one of the many reasons why it’s so important. If she just sprang it on you…that’s not okay. Not ever. If she was manipulating you into doing things you didn’t want to do, then even if it was in the context of a scene, it’s still manipulation and it’s still abusive. 

You get to say no. The dom is doing things that the sub likes and wants, sure, but that’s not a one-way relationship. The dom gets to communicate what they want out of a scene before the scene starts, and it’s really important that all parties communicate what they like and what they consent to. And you can certainly consent to things that you aren’t super into for the sake of your partner, but that’s…not what you seem to have been doing. In a good scene, all parties involved get what they want. In any scene, all parties need to consent.

The power dynamic in BDSM does not mean that doms cannot be abused, and does not mean that subs can’t abuse. At the end of the day, at the end of the scene, you’re both people before you’re your roles.

Be kind to yourself.

-Kat