she signed it

  • Aries: wants everyone to love them but can't love anybody back
  • Taurus: wants people to appreciate what they do for them but forgets to appreciate people
  • Gemini: is the flakiest person alive but hates when people flake on them
  • Cancer: is highly emotional but hates when people are too emotional around them
  • Leo: is super flirty with everyone and it means nothing but hates when people flirt with them when it means nothing
  • Virgo: wants people to be direct with what they want from them but is constantly passive aggressive
  • Libra: wants everyone to support them but forgets to support others
  • Scorpio: wants to read your every thought but hates when people are intrusive
  • Sagittarius: wants respect and to be heard but is oblivious to the wants of others
  • Capricorn: is impassive but hates when people are expressionless
  • Aquarius: wants you to be there for them always but can't be there for you ever
  • Pisces: is preoccupied mentally all the time but hates when people can't give them their full attention
The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’


Noctis lets us know through dialogue in game that summoning any of the Six takes a lot of out of him. He never talks about how terrifying it is to confront a God in any capacity, even when they’re coming to his aid, but the fucking spectacular animation in these scenes gets the message across just as well.

  • The good are never easy: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • The easy never good: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra
  • Love it never happens like you think it really should: Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
  • Aries: I'm smarter than I look... *grabs boobs* DO YOU CALL THIS IMMATURE?!
  • Taurus: I don't want to be here. I want to be in a spa being fed a nice taco... Preferably chicken.
  • Gemini: She better not steal my thunder or I will literally punch her in the face.
  • Cancer: I respect you for shoveling the poopy. I do. I really, really do. It takes a lot of courage and a really blind sense of smell to shovel that poopy. But I had a really serious hand situation, and I just couldn't shovel that poop.
  • Leo: My heart is golden, but my vageen is platinum.
  • Virgo: I'm a good person... I'm not just saying that.
  • Libra: I feel like I'm not being myself, but I'm trying really hard to be myself, but because I'm trying so hard to be myself it's making me even more not myself.
  • Scorpio: I'm a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back, and in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn with all these pellets of information. And it's juicy, and buttery. You want to get to that corn.
  • Sagittarius: I didn't go into this photo shoot with no clothes. I was daring enough to actually have clothes, then take them off.
  • Capricorn: I'm really pissed. She re-interrupted me, which I think is very rude. I interrupted Taylor and she re-interrupted me.
  • Aquarius: Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone, many times and angles. Dad would be proud, even though I was naked.
  • Pisces: I didn't mean to offend anyone by taking that nap... Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps. And I'm in trouble for napping?!
She is

Aries: She is fierce
Taurus: She is delicate and beautiful
Gemini: She is very confident
Cancer: She is very sensitive and caring
Leo: She is very strong willed
Virgo: She is very smart and patient
Libra: She is very warm and loving
Scorpio: She is very intense
Sagittarius: She is very hard working
Capricorn: She is very selfless
Aquarius: She is very free giving
Pisces: She is very intelligent and motherly

  • She's gonna give you more: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn
  • She's gonna take the heat: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
  • She's better than I'll ever be: Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius