she says so herself


1.) undocumented immigrants cannot vote, accusing 2 million plus who voted are undocumented immigrants has no basis or truths behind it.

2.) by making this ridiculous claim that will make liberals rebuke it, it then also makes the calls for auditing the vote and recount also appear as ridiculous and make democrats look like sore losers and hypocritical.

This is how Donald won and continues to win, everything he says his opponents are doing, he is doing himself.

i feel like vilde is going to be that girl who like, knows she’s into girls when she graduates high school but then she gets to uni and takes her first women’s studies class and spends the whole term having a Revelation and that revelation is literally just holy shit i love women???? and not always in a sexual or romantic sense, but just reading all these incredible women writers and theorists, learning about all the amazing women who have broken ground in every field, rethinking all she’s ever known about history once she realizes the ways women and their contributions have been systematically erased and feeling all the pain and indignation for them, as well as all the pain and indignation she feels for herself that it took her this long to find out about it. just vilde finding a whole world of writing and of thought about women, written by women, focused entirely on women and their relationships with each other and the power contained there. and the more she learns, the more comfortable she starts to feel with expressing that she’s drawn to women, that she’s fascinated by them, that she thinks most everything they do is fantastic. and a lot of that is intellectual, but a lot of it also starts to loop back into what she’s still discovering about her sexuality and how much she loves like, the way women dress and how they smell and the sounds of their laughs and the shapes of their bodies and what they can do with them, and it’s all just like !! holy shit!! she loves women!!! more than she ever thought was possible, but every day she finds something new, and it’s amazing. women are amazing. w ow.

I don’t entirely understand the idea that Alex should have dated around and kissed a bunch of girls before Maggie. In fact, I don’t like it. 

Alex is someone who never really dated, and she says so herself. The obvious reason is bc GAY, but I don’t buy that in total. Rather, I think Alex is the type of person who needs to vibe with someone. Needs to connect with a person before she can even think about dating and kissing and the rest. 

She admits as much to Maggie, she’s never liked dating. Sure, she had only tried dating men in the past, and yes it might be different with women, but look how at ease she is with Maggie from the minute they meet pretty much. 

She vibes with Maggie. They run on the same frequency. They click. 

That’s why it’s easy for Alex to like her, to want more with her. That’s why Alex develops her crush. Dating other women and kissing other women and sleeping with other women wouldn’t change that. 

And I think Alex would feel almost as uncomfortable as before she came out. Because as much as it is about her sexuality and her enlightenment, it’s also about how she interacts with the world and how she connects with people. 

Maggie was always going to be that one she wanted and thought about because Maggie was the one she just felt that connection with. 

Maggie was the one that made her think that YES there is something to this. There is something I’ve been missing with dating and crushing. There is something HERE and it feels RIGHT and GOOD. 

And, truth be told, Alex is older. She’s an adult. She’s stable and mature and knows what her life outside of love looks like. She’s not a teen. Or a young twenty something. She’s a real, fully fledged person now. 

She knows what she wants. She knows who she wants. 

So, even though I could have seen the pining go on for a few more episodes, I’m glad we are here. I’m glad we are going to see Alex deal with being in a relationship. 

I’m glad she didn’t need to kiss other girls to make Maggie see the error of her ways. Or to fully clarify that while she likes girls as a whole, the only girl she truly wants is Maggie. I’m glad they were both mature about this. 

And I’m glad to see someone on television who is like me. Who is serious and steadfast and who doesn’t feel the need to date just to date. 

Basically, I think this journey will still be wonderful. Watching the two of them deal with the new relationship and their mutual feelings will be much more satisfying than the revolving door of randos who don’t matter on either side.

So, yeah. Rock on, Alex. Get your girl.

So, my friends and I were trying out D&D for the first time. DM was using a pre-written thing to get us all into how this is supposed to work. Right, so she has our characters meet and introduce ourselves for the first time and… It was a bit awkward and I didn’t really know the in-char and OOC stuff… I was trying for a general statement to fill in for actual role-playing. Apparently I couldn’t get away with ‘she introduces herself’.

Me: So, we just… say our names and stuff?

DM: Yeah.

Me: Right. So, my character looks at the others. (waves in rl) Yo, bitches. (as I would say to them in rl)

Friend: What?!

Other friend: *lmao*

Me: (realizes horrible mistake) No, that’s not what I meant!

Other friend: Hi, Yo Bitches.

Me: That’s not what she’s actually–

Other friend: Too late!

Me: I meant it in a more general–

Other Friend: Doesn’t matter. You’re Yo Bitches now.

And so I was, for the rest of the session. I mean, that guy tied a goblin to the dead horse rather than the trees around us just because (and then we left it there), but yeah, apparently nothing was more notable than “Yo Bitches”. Well, besides the DM being lowkey pissed off about a diff guy insisting he had to play a duel-wield shield guy and she had to create an entire skill tree just to make that happen and she didn’t feel he appreciated it enough.

Back from my vacation weekend and adding another design to that Dany/Jon switcharoo AU I like to relax on. Rhaenys Targaryen, Daughter of Rhaegar!

So since I basically like to come up witn AU’s to amuse myself, they usually have less baby killing, so yes, Rhaenys is alive! I wasn’t sure what her role would be at the beginning, but after I wanted to run with the idea that Jon gets to Westeros rather sooner than later (unlike Dany) someone had to end up with Dany’s Essos storyline cause I don’t want to leave my faves Greyworm and Missaned without their storylines. So then I really liked the idea of Rhaenys taking that place, and I really liked the poignancy of Rhaenys being the descendant of two Essosi peoples, of conquerors and conquered, bringing back freedom her Valyrian ancestors negated, in the name of her own enslaved and displaced Rhyonar ancestors.

Although her brother Aegon is alive, he is kinda absent from her plans for reasons. Once she learns of her uncle Jacaerys “Jon” plans to get himself a khalassar, she decides he might be the right ally for her own plan. infiltrating Khal Drogo’s followers, she closely studies his uncle to see if she is right. Of the remaining Targaryen, it is her who takes her father’s weakness for prophecy, so she struggles between what she is supposed to do or what she wants to do. Only trusting on her adoptive father, Jon Connington, Rhaenys has yet to reveal her existence to her Martell family, distrusting Doran’s own plans. Yet she knows she can’t remain lurking on the shadows plotting forever, and sooner or later she will have to make her presence known. And she really hopes “Jon” is the right choices. And perhaps it will mean she doesn’t have to choose between prophecy and fee will.

I did wanted to give her design a silhouette resembling of Daenery’s iconic blue outfit, but with a design and colors that were more of a blend of her Martell and Targaryen heritage. While she looks all Martell, she does have a white streak in her hair, which does make her stand out in a crowd, thing she knows how to play to her advantage. She has a deep red scar under her left collarbone from the stab Ser Amory Lorch managed to inflict on her before Jon Connington saved her.

Also, Balerion the cat is still alive and well under his care.

Gorgeous (Bucky x Reader)

Request: I just wanna say i’m so in love with your writings aaaand i was wondering if you could write a bucky x reader and the reader is so friendly with everyone, but she feels so alone because thinks nobody can fall in love with her, but bucky did. one day, she feels so down the she starts crying and saying awful things to herself looking in the mirror, but bucky hears everything and that makes him confess his feelings. i’m sorry it’s too long,. and if you don’t want to do it, it’s okay <3  

Bucky x reader imagine where she had really horrible anxiety and he is the only one that can calm her down? would you mind putting some angst in there and like one of the other avengers caused her to panic (she isn’t an avenger) thanks doll ;) xx

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Warnings: Self shame, anxiety, FLUFF

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You were no Avenger.

You weren’t as badass as Natasha or Wanda. You weren’t as sarcastic and outgoing as your father, you were just you. You lived with the Avengers because your dad was Tony Stark, the Avengers were like your huge, crazy, loud family. You loved having them as a family, you loved every last bit of it, but sometimes it’s hard not to doubt your looks or skills.

You were clumsy. You ran into walls, got your shirt caught on pointy objects, face planted into gardens, and tripped going up the stairs.  You weren’t as strong as the others,  you never worked on your upper body strength because you never really cared about it.

You would run twice a week for exercise and that was it. You hated working out, it was the worst thing you’ve ever experienced. You would much rather be drinking a milkshake while watching the Victoria Secret Fashion Show. Like you were right now.

“Oo, fancy.” You were sitting criss crossed on the couch, a blanket spread across your bare legs and your baggy long sleeve shirt rolled up slightly on your arms. A milkshake in one hand while your eyes remained glued to the screen projecting the fashion show.

“That looks painful.” Scott spoke with a mouth full of his own milkshake. He was slouched next to you, his legs spread out in front of him and his back surrounded by toss pillows. He was tilting slightly onto the arm of the couch but he seemed to be comfortable.

“I would never wear something that heavy looking on my dick.” Scott took another large gulp of his shake, twisting his face in pain as a brain freeze clearly took over his mind temporarily.

“But it’s so pretty.” You admired the glammed up bra, “Oo, look she has wings! I wish I had wings, how fun would that be?”

“Super fun! I would strut around in wings all day if they looked like that.” Scott glanced over at you, but you were still consumed in admiring all the glamorous outfits and models.

“I have wings.” Sam called out from the chair on the other side of the couch. His legs hanging over the arm of the chair and his back resting against the other arm. His phone rested on his chest and his shake was long gone, the empty cup sitting on the coffee table. “They’re even cooler because mine work.”

“Mm.” Both you and Scott made the same sound and twisted your lips as you both looked at Sam.

“Not the same thing. Yours aren’t as glamorous, now are they?” You turned your attention back at the screen and made your lips in the shape of an ‘o’ as you looked at Gigi Hadid walk down the runway. She was your favorite model, her and Cara Delevingne.

“Yeah. You get feathers, sparkles, jewels and glitter on your wings, then we’ll talk.” Scott nodded his head swiftly and ignored Sam’s narrowed eyes as he directed his eyes back to the Fashion Show.

“I know a girl who can hook you up with some bedazzlement on those wings of yours, Sam.” You winked in his direction, a smirk tilting on your lips. “And by girl I mean me, and by bedazzlement I mean some superglue and a trip to Hobby Lobby.” 

“I hate both of you.” Sam chuckled under his breath and shifted around a little in his chair.

“Man, I wish I had legs like those.” Scott  shook his head and moved the straw in his shake around, trying to get a good sip. You giggled at Scott’s comment, you always found him to say the strangest but most awesome things. 

“You know who has legs like those?” Sam paused, waiting for Scott to answer but when Scott kept gulping down his shake, Sam answered himself. “Natasha. She even has the walk down too, she would slay all those other models.” 

Scott hummed in agreement. “And Wanda has the hair of a Victoria Secret model. I wish my hair was as luscious as hers, that would save me fifteen minutes in the morning.”

“You spend fifteen minutes on your hair?” Sam scuffed and tilted his head back to look at Scott.

“This,” Scott motioned to his hair. “doesn’t just happen, Sam. It takes time, effort and skill, okay?”

“Man, you’re crazy.” Sam chuckled, shaking his head and slouching back down in his chair again. “For real though, Wanda and Nat are hella attractive-”

You shuffled around in your seat, the thoughts that consumed your mind were driving you insane. All they were talking about was how beautiful Natasha and Wanda were, of course you had to agree, they were both stunningly gorgeous. They were badass, strong and attractive all at once. They were your best friends, but it always hurt you when you would go places with them and everyone would notice them and not you.

You weren’t as stunning as them, you weren’t as flawless and beautiful as them. Of course you weren’t. Everyone expected Tony Stark’s daughter to be drop dead gorgeous, but somehow they always seemed surprised to see you. You were never what they were expecting.

You stood up suddenly, your nose tingling and your eyes starting to twitch with tears. Your chest felt tight and your hands felt clammy, you needed a moment to pull yourself together before you came back out here and pretended to not even care. You dropped the blanket previously covering your bare legs on the couch where you used to be sitting and placed your milkshake, that suddenly made you feel bloated, on the coffee table.

“I have to pee.” You announced it as a joke, happily your voice didn’t shake and you seemed to be holding it together on the outside fairly well. You knew you were about to break, you had to hide.

“Okay.” Scott and Sam both watched you speed down the hallway. “Be back soon, the Angels are about to come out!’

“Man, seriously though, Nat and Wanda have the legs and hair, but damn, Y/N has the whole package. The face, hair, walk, legs, and even the hips.” Sam shook his head in astonishment.

Scott nodded his head in agreement and pulled a part of your blanket on his thighs, he knew it was your favorite blanket but he loved it just as much. It was soft and always smelled good.

“She looks more like a Victoria Secret model than some of the Victoria Secret models.” Scott talked with another mouthful of his shake, he didn’t even care though. “Have you seen the way everyone looks at her, she steals the attention away from Nat and Wanda every time they go out.”

“Hell, she steals the attention away from us Avengers. And we’re Avengers.”

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anonymous asked:

it's just me who think it's weird that azura being the only royal sibling that doesn't have any retainers? i mean, corrin have 5 retainers (yes, i counting kaze) and azura doesn't even have two? seriously i want to hear some ideas

I know someone made a post before explaining this - but I can’t remember who it was. Sorry about that. Also, anon, could you please be more polite when asking for my opinion in the future?

I think the main reason why Azura doesn’t have retainers is because she’s not technically a royal of Hoshido. In Conquest she actually gets run out of Hoshido because she was originally a princess of Nohr. Not only that, but despite growing up in Hoshido with the other siblings, Takumi doesn’t consider her a sister or a royal. Heck, apparently even Saizo is considered suspicious by the people - and he’s incredibly loyal and equally suspicious of others. This leads me to believe that she’s not allowed to have retainers and isn’t even considered Hoshidan because of her origins in Nohr. The people don’t seem to trust her and are even afraid of her ratting them out to Nohr somehow. I don’t think it’s a secret that Hoshido is pretty suspicious of outsiders, more so then most countries in the game. So I think that despite how long she’s been in Hoshido, how accepting into their family Mikoto, Ryoma, and Hinoka are to her, and how much she may love the country, she’s still just considered a princess of Nohr and a prisoner to the rest of Hoshido.

Retainers seem to be taken pretty seriously in Hoshido too, with how they’re handpicked and often whole families have a prestigious history of being retainers to the royals. It sounds like retainers are trained from birth to be retainers and the royals get to pick their own from the different families.

And who would allow a foreign prisoner their own retainers; retainers who spent so long training to be retainers to royalty, and who often come from highly regarded families? It just sounds like an awful and foolish idea on paper.

Okay okay okay but imagine after Kara and Lena have the hug™ Lena says something that makes Kara light up and we all know that Kara has been really not doing so well with stressing over Mon el and not getting on the best with James and Winn and even Alex recently so she’s just being herself when she chirpily says “ I love you ” to the woman who is more or less her best friend at this point but Lena totally freezes up and she honestly doesn’t know what just happened because the last person Lena believed truly cared about her was Lex and we all know how that turned out. So now here was this dork of a reporter who had no ulterior motive and no selfishness and no reason to care afor her and to help her the way she does other than honestly believing in Lena and she can’t hold back the tears after that and I am absolutely shattering at this thought bye

so, Gigi Hadid gets ASSAULTED??? by some horrible dude, he picks her up (in public!) and manhandles her and touches her without permission (and you can see if you slow down the vid that he also touched her private places so!! he didn’t just pick her up without permission, he also did that which makes it even worse) and she elbows him in the face DESERVEDLY while her useless bodyguards stand around and then hold her back after she tries to go after him (because the coward ran away after she fought back) and WHAT???? the media attacks her??? they call him a ‘fan’ and a prankster and say she lashed out at him…WOW
i’m so glad she defended herself, i’m so proud of her, i’m so glad the moment was filmed because you can see everything that has happened and hopefully they will catch him!!! and i’m so glad people are jumping to her defense because the tabloids painted her out to be some angry girl that can’t take a joke while the literal video shows what actually happened and that her actions were completely justified

Agent Carter fandom moments
  • like the first episode when peggy ate one scone and everyone was like SCONES
  • last year comic con when someone asked hayley who her favorite couple was and the producers banned her from saying cartinelli so she just gestured to herself and lyndsey repeatedly 
  • season 1 second to last episode that ended with the gas attack and everyone was like howard why!!!!??
  • “I know how much steve meant to you because of how much he means to me”
  • Peggy with cap’s shield
  • all the amazing cosplay 
  • when hayley called peggy “a women’s woman”
  • when hayley said she wants peggy to be bi
  • Peggy’s hat
  • “Miss Union Jack” “Never speak again”
  • Meninist Jack Thompson
  • that time peggy almost killed a man cause he slapped angie’s ass omg
  • tripping along 21 gay street
  • the griffith women and food
  • anything jarvis ever said 
  • when we actually though angie was gonna be in season 2
  • when angie was in that one episode and lyndsey just tweeted “#cartinelli lol”
  • lesbian thespian
  • the part of the fandom that really ships jack and peggy why
  • when peggy sassed Dooley, Thompson and sousa in one scene and the reaction to it
  • jarvis and the flamingo
  • when peggy rejected sousa to move in with angie omfg
  • little peggy flashback where she was saving princesses from dragons
  • the betty carver radio show and “the real thing is considerably more impressive”
  • three words: diner fight scene
  • half the fandom loving sousa and half hating him
  • jason wilkes being precious but v unnecessary
  • everyone doing all those online polls to get season 2
  • sousa’s wardrobe aka sweater vests and hawaiian shirts 
  • everything

Im really glad with how they did Alex’s realization of liking girls in this episode. And I loved that they didn’t immediately jump to the Maggie and Alex romance. Alex isn’t even able to say the word gay yet so she’s still figuring herself out.

I love that its all slowburn cause thats the best kinda fanfiction and let’s be honest, thats what season 2 of Supergirl has been so far, a big, gay multi chapter fanfic

Tara Maclay is awesome.

I was listening to a podcast and they started talking about Buffy and Tillow and I was pretty much happy until the host declared “Willow and Tara were great representation, except I was a little sad that Tara was stupid.”

Originally posted by btvsmemories

OK. OK I stomped all the way home and though everyone is entitled to their opinion, this opinion is wrong.

Listen up, Tara Maclay is not stupid. Tara is actually very smart and no I’m not making this up. Glory, a freaking god, says so herself. She says she’s a little buzzed from “eating the witches brain” and declares “what a mind that girl has”. But don’t take a super villains word for it.

This person did say something right in her podcast, she said Tara is inarticulate. Right. She is inarticulate. So am I. That doesn’t make us unintelligent. Tara has trouble communicating. She also has a stutter. She doesn’t talk a lot and when she does she mumbles (especially in the beginning) and she often has trouble articulating ideas from her head. I don’t stutter but I definitely do do the rest of those. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told to speak up, or that I don’t make sense and I am aware that a lot of people think I am unintelligent because of this.

I’ve seen a lot of people unhappy that Tara wasn’t “well written” or “fleshed out” but I connected with her because she was. She was like me. She had a lot to say but she didn’t know how to say it. She had this whole world inside her head but this really lonely inability to share it. And yeah, you can have a lot of fun on your own making up constellations and seeing the magic in the world but you also do want to not be alone in it sometimes. Tara is a person who just wants to reach out and touch someone but she doesn’t know how.

Until Willow. Until she finds Willow and they touch, both metaphorically and physically in Hush. The world goes quiet and suddenly someone can hear her. Suddenly Willow can hear her and, in a beautiful twist, Willow likes what she hears. And we see this beautiful unfolding of Tara’s personality as she spends more and more time with Willow. Because Willow understands that she needs to listen to her. Throughout the series, Willow doesn’t just understand Tara in ways no one else does (for example Tara’s insect reflection joke) she actively seeks clarification when she doesn’t. In the scene where they look at constellations, Willow is at first perplexed by Tara pointing out the big pineapple, but she doesn’t dismiss it, she pursues it. She asks her what she means and when Tara says she made up names for the constellations, Willow says “teach me.” Tara is not boring, or empty or unintelligent you just have to listen to her and Willow knows that and more she wants to listen to her. She treasures the secret world in Tara’s head. 

And it’s the same with the fans. Didn’t you notice in Hush that Tara not only picked up on the fact that Willow was a witch but she also found out where to find her and how to contact her and actively sought her out to stop what was happening? People were having their hearts ripped out at night but she went out on her own to find Willow to try a spell she thought might stop them. That’s not only resourceful but incredibly brave. A kind of quiet courage and adherence to doing the right thing she shows over and over throughout the series.

Did you notice in the Body, the way she quietly tried to help everyone? The way she used her patience and empathy to act as an anchor to her friends?

Did you notice in Family that Tara figured out on her own that magic wasn’t inherently bad? That she wasn’t inherently bad? That she had the courage to walk away from her family and pursue it anyway because she thought she could do good with it?

Did you notice in The Real Me when she immediately understood that Dawn was feeling left out and othered and not only went to sit with her when the others were investigating the body, but also suggested that they try to make her feel more included?

Did you see her stand up to Glory despite expressing tremendous fear over what Glory does to people in the episode prior?

Did you notice how in Forever she understood why Dawn couldn’t bring her mother back, why they couldn’t interfere with natural death using magic, even though Willow for all her raw talent did not?

Did you miss when she instantly picked up on the fact that Buffy wasn’t Buffy when Faith was in her body? That she instantly picked up on the fact that house in Where the Wild things are wasn’t right?

Not only is she an amazing character, but she is one with an amazing arc. We see her grow in confidence through the episodes she graces us in, through having friendship, through fighting the good fight. And I think a lot of that is that when people started listening to her, she realized how much she had to say. Tara is a character who learned to say no. To say back off. To say I know what’s right and I’m going to stand by it. Buffy and friends give her the confidence to stand up to her father in Family and she stands up for Willow much later in the series when Anya tries to pressure her into using magic. To stands up to Willow when Willow does use magic on her.

And all throughout, Tara is patient and kind and observant. She is a very well rounded and believable character that, yes believe it or not, even has some rough edges to her. She is unyielding in her sense of right and wrong (which isn’t always a bad thing but can make her stubborn) and deeply insecure which does lead her to doubt the people she loves (including Willow) when they really do love her and want to be with her. And her insecurity is something she works on. She is well rounded and unique and we need more characters like her. 

Tara is not a character that is in your face and obvious, she is a character you have to pay attention to and care about to really understand. And I’m sorry if you don’t like that kind of character but in no way is she poorly written. In no way is she bad representation. Could she have gotten more screen time? Hell yes. But don’t sell her short because of that. She is one of my favourite characters of all time and there is a very good reason for that.

Bernie says she’s changed, and in so many ways she hasn’t (she’s still ready for flight over fight) but The Kill List showed us one key way in which Berenice Griselda Wolfe has changed:

She’s accepted her sexual orientation.

This is demonstrated throughout the episode.

With Serena: She lets herself get jealous that Serena and Robbie may be a thing (old Bernie would have likely muttered a “great, lucky man” before walking away and staying strong). She tries to tell Serena just how much she wants her (old Bernie would never have admitted to always having a woman on her mind).

With Dom: She jokes about being gay when talking about ‘turning’ (love or hate that joke, it showed that new Bernie is more comfortable with being gay than old Bernie). And, most importantly, she says the words “we’re perfect”. They’re both discussing being gay, and Bernie says those words. She’s finally loving herself.

So yes, there’s still a mountain to climb in terms of Bernie’s emotional change, but The Kill List certainly showed the start of that journey; it all begins with acceptance.

I just want to see the logic behind these people who believe everything is legit with Jen and Darren. Like they believe pap pics are not planned and a tabloid has details of their entire day.

So do they believe that someone stalked them all day to see where they went?

Then why don’t we get these kind of details when Jen is alone? It’s just when she with a guy.

If it’s not a random person then it’s Jen or Darrens friends spilling this. But they believe Jen when she says she only surrounds herself with good people…so that leaves Darrens people….leaking details about their life.

Oh no, he would never do that, right?

Like seriously, where is the logic in these peoples thought process.

This is a narrative being pushed, that Jen and Darren ate still dating and had a day date.

It’s not an accident they were found, it’s not random happenstance details of their day were leaked.

They are using their relationship (if it’s real) for publicity and some of y'all are too dumb or naive or stuck in some childish mentality that a celebrity wouldn’t do this.

Stop being stupid and see things for what they are. Stop buying bullshit because you think Jennifer wouldn’t do it. Because you’re wrong, she has for years, so has every other celebrity in this business.

She isn’t above it you’re just too stupid to see it.

i love when other muses tell aurora they love her or express any feelings of love because she’s always like “um ……….. i gotta go somewhere that is Not Here see ya later pal”

The Signs as Things Accelerator Has Done
  • Aries: Had to be held back before he beat up a telephone because of a message left on it
  • Taurus: Actually literally said "Something" when told to 'Say Something'
  • Gemini: Snuck out of the hospital to punch a suitcase because a little girl asked him to
  • Cancer: Denied that he teared up when soap was shoved into his eyes
  • Leo: Had a phone conversation while standing in the middle of a raging fire
  • Virgo: Ate fried chicken while scowling at someone who told him to eat healthier
  • Libra: Thought he was actually COOL for saying the word "Something"
  • Scorpio: Scared someone so much she pissed herself
  • Sagittarius: Literally constantly narrates himself no matter where he is or what he's doing
  • Capricorn: Did nothing when a small child smacked him in the face with his own lunch
  • Aquarius: Threw an entire building. Just. Picked up a building and threw it. There it goes
  • Pisces: Is the strongest person ever and yet fell over instantly and was rendered helpless when a drunk woman on the street grabbed his ankle and flirted with him