she really does like me i swear

reverse jealous / possessive meme

  • “he / she wasn’t flirting with me, calm down.”
  • “they’re just a friend, i swear.”
  • “you’re being really irrational about all this.”
  • “you can’t tell me what to do.”
  • “you can’t tell me who i can and can’t hang out with.”
  • “there’s no reason for you to be jealous.”
  • “who cares if they were flirting with me? it doesn’t mean anything.”
  • “stop treating me like a piece of property.”
  • “i wasn’t flirting, i was being friendly.”
  • “i don’t belong to you.”
  • “calm down. i’m yours, nothing’s gonna change that.”
  • “are you seriously jealous right now?”
  • “why does it matter who i was with?”
  • “i only have eyes for you, you know that.”
  • “you have nothing to worry about.”
  • “you need to stop being so controlling.”
  • “you have no reason to be jealous!”
  • “why are you acting like this?”
My Girlfriend's An Idiot

Request: I was wondering if you could do a Jasper imagine, from twilight, where he and the reader are fighting because she’s human and he doesn’t want her to get hurt, but she does the thing regardless and someone accidentally hurts her and Jasper’s alter ego comes out and almost attacks the person so reader has to calm him down and it’s just really cute and fluffy… Sorry this is long.

Warnings: swearing, fluff

Originally posted by sweetlambs

“You know, for someone who’s seen me naked, I’m a little uncomfortable at how much you try to act like you’re my father.” You snapped, walking through your house, gathering the stuff you’d need for your day trip.  

“Y/N, you know I’d never try to control you. I’m just … worried about having you over there. Where I can’t reach you.” Jasper followed behind you. 

You sighed. Jessica had invited you to La Push for the day, and Jasper had basically asserted that you were not going to go. He was bothered by the fact that he couldn’t go with you and protect you. And probably slightly bothered by the fact that you’d be hanging out with boys from school. Mostly, though, he worried about the Quileute pack making an appearance.

“Bella’s going too, you and Edward can suffer together.” You said, throwing sun screen and a towel into your tote bag. You felt yourself calming down, and turned around. “Can you please not do that?”  

Jasper’s lips twitched. “It’s a habit.” 

“Well quit it. I’m angry at you. Take it like a man.” You said, a hint of humor in your voice as you turned around, making your way to the bathroom and shutting the door behind you so that you could change into a bathing suit. He was still standing there when you came out. 

“They’re animals.” Jasper said. “And even worse, they’re teenage boys.” 

You heard the dryness in his voice but you could see the worry in his expression. He truly didn’t want you to go. 

“Mostly, though, they’re just teenage boys. And I can handle those.” You said, grabbing his hands. “Jess and Angela and Bella are gonna be there too, okay? And Mike and Eric.” 

Jasper rolled his eyes. “Mike and Eric couldn’t protect you from a pack of guinea pigs.”  You snorted, but softened when he wrapped his arms around you from behind. “They’ll be able to smell me on you. If you got hurt, I don’t know what I would do.” 

You turned to face him, wrapping your arms around his neck and pressing your lips to his. “I’ll be careful.” You said, putting one hand on his cheek, fingers brushing over his sharp jawline. “I’ll text you. I’ll stay with people I know. But I’m going.” 

He sighed, his hands rubbing absently over your hips. “I suppose I can’t stop you.” He smirked. “I mean, I could.” 

“But you won’t.” You said smugly, turning to pack the rest of your things. 

“Because my girlfriend carries a surprising amount of wrath in her fragile, mortal body?” He asked, hands still on your hips. 

“Yes.” You say, shouldering you bag. “And because you love her and would never dream of restricting her freedom for your own selfish reasons.”  

“I’m so glad we’re on the same page.” He said sarcastically, leaning in to kiss your lips, and then your jaw, and down your throat, before he stiffened and Jessica’s car honked from the street. 

“Guess that’s my ride.” You said. 

He nodded, no longer trying to conceal the worry in his eyes. “I’ll text you.” You said, and he nodded again, stiffly. “And I love you.” You said softly, with a smile. 

He was unable to stop the smile that answered yours, “Yeah, yeah. Sure you do.” He said softly, which was his way of saying it back. 

You kissed him again when he walked you to the door before you jumped into the backseat of Jessica’s convertible, where Bella was already seated with Angela in the front. Jessica cranked up the music on the radio before the four of you sped off to meet up with Mike and Eric and head to La Push. 

You spent the first couple of hours tossing around in the waves. You wrestled Mike to the ground for slapping you with a piece of sea weed until he finally gave up fighting you and apologized. You crawled onto the beach exhausted with the girls and sat in the sand, under the cool grey sky. Though you could tell Jasper was desperately trying not to check in too much, you made sure he knew you were okay every hour or two. 

The boys suggested, once it became too cold to swim, that they all take a hike up to the cliffs. Everyone was fairly rested up after swimming and agreed, so you all shrugged your clothes back on and set off up the narrow mountain trail that led to the cliffs above La Push beach. 

“And people jump off of these for fun?” Jessica asked skeptically, trying to stare over the cliffs but not daring to come within five feet of the edge. 

“That make you nervous?” Mike made like he was going to push her and earned a shriek and a smart punch in the arm in return.  

“Any of you ever jumped before?” All of them turned to see a group of three boys emerging onto the cliff, clad in normal clothes but clearly very muscular, and all with dark hair cropped short and dark eyes. You’d never seen the wolves in person but you knew that these had to be some of them, ripped with muscle though the oldest one couldn’t have been more than twenty.  

“No way, man.” Eric said. “I’m Eric. This is Mike, that’s Jessica, Y/N, Bella, and Angela.” 

“Sam.” 

“Jared.” 

“Paul.” Each of the boys introduced themselves. You noticed them glancing at you, and you realized Jasper must have been right. They could smell him on you. They all shared a glance and you tried your best not to notice, staring at your phone. 

They’re here. You texted Jasper. 

His reply was almost immediate: I will come get you. 

Do not cross that treaty line. You sent back. Under any circumstances.

You ground your teeth, looking up briefly. 

“Y/N, we’re headed back down to start a campfire. You coming?” Angela asked, frowning briefly your troubled expression and glancing at your phone. 

“I’ll be down in a minute.”  You said, and they left you alone. You looked back down at your phone.  

Who’s being selfish now? Jasper asked.

For keeping you from starting a war? You challenged. 

For risking your life because you’re too stubborn to admit you might be in danger.  He shot back.  

You shook your head, eyes completely focused on your phone when suddenly the ground fell out from under you and you screamed. 

The edge of the cliff. You’d wandered too close to the edge of the cliff. You were falling, eyes closed, and then, with a painful jerk of your arm, you weren’t anymore. Someone had caught you. The one named Sam had grabbed your wrist. 

“Grab the ledge.” He said, voice straining with the effort of holding your dead weight. You did and slowly, he hauled you back onto the rocky outcropping. You collapsed on your back on the hard ground, breathing heavily, your arm draped over your eyes. 

“Nice … catch.” You said between breaths, still reeling, adrenaline coursing like acid through your veins. 

“No problem.” Sam said, sitting beside you. His chest still heaved but he was catching his breath a lot easier than you were. “For future reference though, maybe don’t text on the edge of a cliff.” 

You let out a laugh, loud with relief as it dawned on you that you very well could have been killed just now and somehow remained relatively unscathed. “I’ll try to keep that in mind.” You said, bringing your phone up to look at it before you realized it was not in your hand. 

“Oh no.” You said, rolling onto your stomach and leaning up to look over the cliff before slapping your hand over your face. “Shit, shit, shit!”  

You jumped to your feet and found yourself dizzy. Sam steadied you. 

“Take it easy, what’s wrong?” He asked. 

“My phone!” You pointed to the cliff. “I was talking to-” You cut yourself off, realizing who you were talking to now, and just shook your head. “Um … I need to get ahold of someone. Do you have a cell phone?”  

He shook his head, “Sorry. I’m sure one of your friends does, though. We can walk down and …” His voice trailed off as you thought. Jasper was panicking. You just knew it. If you told him the wolves were here and then didn’t text him back … the longer you waited increased the likelihood that he was on his way here. It left you with one option. 

You turned to face Sam. “I need you to drive me to the treaty line.”  

Sam didn’t seem all that surprised that you knew what that was, but crossed his arms and looked you over. “Why?” 

“You know who my boyfriend is, I know you can smell it on me.” You said. He tilted his head up and watched you. “I was texting him about you being here. If he knows I was with you and then I don’t text back, he’ll try to come get me.”  

Sam’s eyebrows shot up. “And start a war?” 

“If he thinks I’m in danger.” You said. “You’re the leader, right? Sam Uley?” He watched you, but didn’t say anything. “This doesn’t have to end in a fight. Not if you can get me there in time.” 

Sam seemed to look over you, trying to decide if you were telling the truth, before he shook his head. “Get on.” 

He took off his shirt and doubled over and before you knew it a black wolf the size of a grizzly bear was standing in front of you. Get on, he’d said.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me.” You mumbled, before struggling onto his back. He let out a small growl which you guessed was wolf for ‘hold on’ and then took off at a run.

You’d been running with Jasper before, and were quite surprised to find that the wolf was just as fast, if not faster. Trees flew by you in a blur of darkness now that the sun had set and before you knew it, you’d reached the treaty line. You rolled off his back and doubled over, hands on knees, stomach churning. Though he was just as fast, Sam was not nearly as graceful. He looked at you warily before something in the woods caught his attention and he crouched into a more defensive position.

“Jasper?” You called out, knowing that’s the only one it could be, but Sam’s head was darting around, his lips curling back over huge canine teeth. There was more than one. “Emmett? Alice? Ed?” You guessed. “I’m fine, no one’s trying to hurt me.”

You glanced at the ground for something, perhaps, that marked where the actual treaty line was, but there was nothing, so you just glanced back at Sam and moved about ten feet forward, hoping that would put you in Cullen territory.

Emmet and Edward appeared just ten feet away, eyes trained on the wolf. Jasper was already in front of you.

“You smell like one of them, are you hurt?” He asked, voice stricken with tension.

“No, I lost my phone and-” You tried but he interrupted you.

“What’s this?” Jasper held up your bruised wrist and ignited a similar pain in your shoulder from where Sam had hauled you back over the cliff. You sucked air through your teeth and jerked your hand away from him instinctively.

What happened next happened very quickly. Edward, reading Jasper’s thoughts, said something along the lines of ‘grab him’ and before you knew it Emmet and Jasper were struggling behind you, Jasper trying to get to Sam, Emmett pouring all of his strength into keeping Jasper behind the treaty line. Sam was crouched and snarling, not attacking first but ready should Jasper get to him. Edward realized that Emmett may not be enough to hold him and grabbed Jasper’s other shoulder as Jasper kicked and snarled, as if all he wanted was to cross the treaty line. Before you really knew what you were doing, you were standing in front of Jasper.

“Y/N he’s not in control right now, you need to move.” Edward said seriously. He was not as strong as Emmett and his grip on Jasper’s arm kept slipping. You didn’t listen.

“Jasper look at me. Not him, me.” You said evenly. He didn’t listen until your hand touched his face. When he looked at you, you could tell it was not entirely Jasper staring back at you. Not your Jasper, anyway. “He didn’t hurt me, okay? You have to believe me, he didn’t. I lost my phone. He brought me here because I knew you’d be looking for me.” You said, your nails scratching in the hairs at the base of his neck.

He was still struggling but it seemed as if he was struggling away from you now, afraid he’d hurt you when he was not in control.

“Look at me.” You said again, forcing him to focus only on you.

“It’s working.” Edward said, looking at you. “Keep going.”

You looked back to Jasper and smiled. “Baby I’m fine. No one hurt me.” You said, your hands on either side of his face. “Listen, I’ll explain everything. But I need you to calm down.”

Jasper glanced back at Sam, and you did too.

“Thank you, Sam. For everything. You can go.” You said. Sam watched you for a second before he seemed to decide to trust you, and turned, loping off into the woods.

“He didn’t hurt you?” Jasper asked, his voice still laced with fury, but it was clear he was back in control.

“You can let him go.” You said to Emmett and Jasper, taking a breath.

“He saved her life.” Edward said, having apparently read Sam’s thoughts, “Apparently you were the one who almost killed her.” His voice was thick with amusement.

Jasper’s eyes widened and he straightened up. “What?” He asked.

You laughed in spite of yourself. “I may have been arguing with you and walked off a cliff.”

Jasper just watched you. “What.”

You broke into a fit of giggles and put your uninjured arm around him. “Let’s just go home. I have to go buy a new cellphone tomorrow.”

“My girlfriend’s an idiot.” Jasper put his arm around you, clearly pissed but amused as well.

“You love her.” You said smugly. His arm tightened around your waist.

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“You’ve always stayed far away from the Kingsnakes, the coldblooded gang that runs the dark heart of your city. That is until your life collides with the intriguing and dangerous Jung Hoseok.”

pairing: hoseok x reader
genre: gang!au, smut
wordcount: 8k

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Since Jason’s truck is still getting fixed up in the shop, they use Trini’s 1998 Land Cruiser as their transportation (She constantly reminds her friends that it’s two years older than them) and that they better respect it. Billy takes her seriously. The others don’t. Zack’s sure that Trini loves the car almost as much as she loves Kim.

  • First of all, it’s Trini’s car. after years of saving money from birthdays and a good paying summer job before she moved to Angel Grove, she bought it with her own money.
  • It’s missing a headlight and has a huge crack down the middle of the windshield. 
  • Trini threatens the boys every time they get in “Zack if you put a dent in the roof I’ll kill you” and “Jason if you make us crash you’re paying for the damages.” 
  • She doesn’t threaten Billy or Kim
  • Kim gets control of the AUX cord and is the only one allowed in the passenger seat (which pisses off Zack and he tries to take it from her. Trini says she’ll throw him out the window) 
  • They start to call her car Hulk because no matter how much shit they put that car through, it’s still in one piece (besides the missing headlight and crack in the windshield) and that it really does feel like it’s indestructible.
  • One day Kim decides to have Billy hotwire Hulk so she can take him to the shop to “Paint over the ugly grey”
  • Trini catches them and just stands there looking all disappointed at her girlfriend with her arms crossed as Billy goes, “KIM MADE ME DO IT, I SWEAR!!” 
  • Trini forgives Billy
  • She doesn’t forgive Kimberly 
  • Later that same week, it’s Trini’s birthday so Kim wakes Billy up at 6 in the morning to steal Hulk. Kim takes it to the shop and replaces the light and windshield. 
  • They drive back to an angry Trini which quickly grows into a happy Trini because, “Holy shit, both of the lights work again!!!” 
  • The next day Trini notices painted pink lips in the corner of her trunk, which she didn’t notice before. Kim just smiles from the passenger seat as she hears Trini, “Kimberly!” 
  • Hulk is the coolest car in the parking lot of Angel Grove. Everyone constantly asks Trini she’ll give them a ride. She tells them to fuck off. (They grumble when Trini lets Kimberly in)  
  • Billy buys Trini a power ranger sticker family (Even though Trini swore that she’d never put a sticker on Hulk, she does it anyways because it’s Billy and she didn’t know that people were making them into car stickers now but she thinks it’s pretty damn cool) 
  • Trini gives her spare key to Kimberly 
  • Zack tries to steal it
  • Sometimes the gang shows up to school late because, “Kimberly, did you take my key?” “What? No, Trini, I haven’t seen your key, I have my own.” Trini and Kim then start bickering about using Kim’s key and Billy just goes, “It’s in your hand, Trini.” 
  • Jason wants to sell his truck for a land cruiser 
  • He doesn’t because, “Jason if you get a wannabe Hulk I’ll cut your balls off.” 
  • It’s almost like Kimberly lives in that car. Her sweatshirts and various articles of clothing are everywhere
  • One day when it’s just Zack and Trini, Zack just holds up a pink bra. (Trini slams on the brakes in the middle of traffic just to punch him all while her face gets red) Zack doesn’t stop laughing. 
  • No matter how many laws they seem to break with Hulk, they never get caught

mirajanekpopgirl28  asked:

"I don't want to be alone right now." Ladrien

“Ladybug?”

She really hoped to escape that stuffy ballroom full of people she didn’t know undetected but here he was, catching her practically at the door.

“You’re leaving already?”

“Yeah,” she nervously chuckled, hoping he wouldn’t realize that she wasn’t that thrilled about coming here in the first place but as the hero of Paris she couldn’t refuse the public invitation from Gabriel Agreste himself. “You see- I have this other- another thing- thing to do-”

“Is there any way you can stay?” Adrien asked nevertheless. He rarely was so bold. That caught her off guard. “I don’t want to be alone right now and we both know that all those people in there are here for my father and his celebrity rather than me and my twenty-fifth birthday.”

“It does look like everyone here is either famous or old,” Ladybug sighed. “I wonder, though, why Chat Noir hasn’t shown up. He was invited as well, wasn’t he?” She really need to kill him one of those days for bailing on her without a warning when he knew she hesitated to accept. “I swear, that cat is so irresponsible sometimes!”

“I’m sure he has a good reason to skip such a grand affair,” Adrien chuckled. “Listen, since it’s so boring in there, maybe we should go out to the balcony? I could use some fresh air right about now.”

For a moment, the girl hesitated. On the one hand, Ladybug really wanted to leave so she could stay on track with her determination to get over him, a decision Marinette made about six months ago and was resolute to fulfill. After all, as a twenty-four-year-old who had never been in a romantic relationship (due to her hopeless pining for Adrien that entire time), she had finally decided that enough was enough. She started acting. She took down all the posters, she threw out all the magazines and minimized their meetings. She even moved across the city under the pretense of a new job just so she would see him less, sacrificing her dream of working at Gabriel in the process. She couldn’t say she was successful yet and time alone with Adrien would definitely not help. For all intents and purposes, she should probably refuse…

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Lending a Helping Paw

Can’t Help Falling in Love with You Series


Relationship: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: Tom has to read a script and Tessa keeps trying for him to play with her.

Warnings: Swearing cause I swear IRL and so does Tom so :,)

Word Count: 1,200

A/N: Currently typing this with a killer migraine. I have a IIH so it’s hard for me to type sometimes but I really feel dedicated for posting stuff for you all.


[Reader’s POV]


“Babe can you come grab Tess? she keeps knocking my script out of my hands and her actions finally tore a page out.” Tom whines from the living room. 

“Tom you’re sounding an awful like your child..” I say moving the kettle to start the tea. 


“Just because Jaxon said  she ate his homework to a teacher does not mean the same thins as what I’m saying love” he defends groaning loudly. Rolling your eyes you place your hand on your hip. Walking to the living room only to see Tom trying to tape his scrip back together. My eyes widening, he really was serious.


“Tess, babe why’d you do that to Daddy’s script?” I ask leaning over picking up a piece of paper that was stuck to her paw. Handing it to Tom I turn back to her. Her tail wags as she looks up at you. You were the good cop and Tom now the bad cop since the two of you got married.


“Tessa Holland,outside now” I say pointing to the sliding door to your back yard. Hopefully she could get whatever out of her system by running around outside. Opening the door you watch her walk out with her tail in between her legs.


“So do you believe me now?” Tom asks holding up his scrip that now had serious tape lines in it. 


“I believed a portion of it but I didn’t believe it when Jaxon said she ate his homework…” you laugh kissing your husbands head. 


“She’s been acting up lately, she isn’t like this..” Tom sighs running his fingers through his hair. Ruffling Tom’s curls you head back in to the kitchen. Grabbing both of your mugs. You were too tired to get up on a stool to get the tea cups when you would have to put them back later. 


“Darling, can you steep mine a while longer please?” he asks you from his seated position. His eyes focused as he mutters his lines to himself.


“Yes love, don’t leave her outside for two long or she’ll smell.. something is in the air that’s clinging to her fur and it’s making me stuffed up” I let out a slight groan at the pressure under my eyes.


After finishing Tom and I’s tea I walk towards the living room. He takes his tea in his left setting his script on his lap. Setting my tea on the coaster next to my chair. I then open the door to let Tessa in. She runs right past me to towards Tom. Before he could set his mug aside, her head hits it causing the liquid to land on top of his script.


“God dammit!” Tom shouts standing up. Tessa whimpering while backing away from Tom. Heading to the kitchen as quick as you can to come back with an ice pack. His hand was red and his clothes soaked. Placing the ice pack on his hand I take his mug away to the kitchen. Hearing thuds ascend the stairs of her probably running up to Jaxon.


“Tessa no, come back..” Tom sighs tilting his head back. He looked frustrated and tired. His shoulders sink in defeat.


“babeeeeee what do I do, Tess is probably upset with me..” His head tilts in your direction. Lower lip pouting out like a child’s would. Why is your husband low-key a child? Man child? Yeah that sounds about right..


“Maybe in her own little dog world she was trying to lend a helping hand?” my voice coming out more like a question. 


“How could she lend a helping hand? she’s a dog!” he laughs walking over to you.


“A lending paw?” you try and reason with him.


“Darling,how do I fix things with our dog child?” He asks pulling you close to his body. Placing your hands on his cheeks you rub them with your thumbs. The gesture making him smile. Turning his face he kisses both of your palms.


“You know when you go after Jax when he interrupted a call? What did you do after when you raised your voice at him?” I ask rubbing the stubble adorning his jaw. 


“I apologized to him and took him out for ice cream cause I felt bad” He responds after thinking of the memory you shared.


“Now I just bought her new treats, they’re in the cupboards so Jax doesn’t give them to her too often” i explain pointing towards the one you were talking about in the kitchen. Tom follows you into the kitchen,his arms still wrapped around your waist.


“Tom grab a T-R-E-A-T and call her down here now” I say sliding over the jar to him. Popping the lid open he grabs one closing the jar after. Giving you a peck on the cheek he walks towards the living room. 


“Tessa, come here please love” Tom calls out to the household. A thud sounds from the second floor. Tessa’s tags jingle as she heads down the stairs. Her grey figure comes down the stairs to sit at the bottom in front of Tom. Tess’s head is tilted down not looking at Tom.


Nudging Tom he stumbles forward a bit,looking back at you. Giving him a thumbs up he looks back at her.  His finger tilting her chin up to look at him. She looked so sad looking at him. 


“Now Tessa, I don’t know if you can hear me but Daddy is very sorry for raising his voice at you… Mumma made me realize you were lending a helping paw but I guess things just kind of backfired huh? Mistakes happen love and we can grow from them.. I want to say I’m sorry love, please forgive meeee” Tom pleads holding the treat as an offering of love. 


He didn’t know but you were recording the whole thing. You wanted evidence of him being such a dog dad. Tessa barks happily taking the treat out of his hand. Once she finishes chewing she jumps on him making him fall backwards. Laughter coming from Tom as he pulls her close.


“See I told you it would work” I say smugly turning off the video.


“You’re such a mom that’s why” he looks over at you as he gets slobbered on.


“Yes I am, gotta keep all the Hollands in check in this household” A grin comes to your lips at your statement. Hands going up to your hips.You were such a mom but you loved it, every minute of it.


“Not even yourself love?” Tom gets up heading towards you. His arms engulfing you into a warm hug.


“I married into the name so I just have to watch out for the rest of you guys, that’s what mom’s do and what wives do Thomas Stanley Holland” You smirk up at him causing a chuckle to come out of him.Tom’s lips press against your forehead repeatedly. A moment of silence fills the air. It was these moments you loved with your husband. Peaceful moments when he wasn’t tied up with work.


“I love you darling” His accent soothing you.You loved everything about this man with your entire soul.

“I love you most” I whisper resting my head against his chest. Swaying together in the kitchen as he hums ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love with You.’

steve & his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

this dope ass idea was requested by @greasers-with-glitter - thank u & i hope u like them!! anything for ma boy steve.

  • for the first 5 minutes after surgery, you’re so quiet, like you’re not even talking 
    • “WHAT DID U DO TO HER”
    • “IS SHE OK”
    • “WHA T  HAPPEN D
  • and then u fucking lose it ???
    • u star screAMING AND YELLING AND LAUGHING AND DROOLING
    • AND STEVE GETS SO TENSE LIKE 
    • “WHAT DID U DO TO HER I SWEAR TO GOD ILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP UR ASS IF U DONT TEL-“
    • “steve, she’s on laughing gas. it might last for a while.”
    • and then u can see the tension leave his face while a lil mischevious smirk sets in and he’s just like
    • “oh.”
    • ;)
  • he totally just wants to mess around w u now
    • “WHAT. IS. MY. NAME.”
    • “stheebe”
    • and he’s being an ASS SO HE CAN HEAR U FUCK HIS NAME UP AGAIN
    • “wAIT WHAT DID U SAY I COULDNT HEAR”
  • HE FINDS IT SO FUNNY SOMEONE HELP HIM
    • but after a while it gets annoying lmao
    • like in the car on the ride back home, he’ll be driving and you’ll be like
    • “STHEEBE, STHEEBE, LOOK STHEEBE”
    • & you’ll have him glance ur way while he drIVES & stick the middle finger all up in his face
    • “Y/N IM TRYING TO DRIVE”
    • and you tRY AND TAKE HOLD OF THE WHEEL & STEVE WILL TRY AND PRY UR FINGERS OFF OF IT
    • “Y/N WHAT R U DOIN UR GOING TO KILL US”
  • u stick ur head out the window while he’s driving and he is conceRned
    • u open ur mouth while ur out the window (??) and one of the gauze things flY OUT
    • “STHEEBE! MY TONGU E”
    • “IT FELL OUT”
    • “GET UR HEAD BACK INSIDE THE CAR, Y/N, YOURE NOT IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND RN”
    • “NO, WE’RE STILL IN OKLAHOMA”
  • but when u get ur head back inside, u yawn cause now you’re tired for some reason ???
    • AND THE OTHER GAUZE FALLS OUT UR MOUTH
    • “AH”
    • “MY OTHER TONGUE STHEEBE HELP”
  • you’re sporadically falling asleep
    • like even in the middle of you talking
    • “WHEN YOU CANT SNEETHE”
    • “DOES THAT MEAN THE SNEETHE CRAWLED BACK UP YOUR NOTHE”
    • “OR THAT IT WAS TOO SCARED TO CRAWL OU-”
    • aaaand ur sleeping
  • steve brings u to the Curtis house bc he cant do this by himself
    • “IDK HOW SHES GONNA B LIKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER I NEED HE LP”
    • ^^ *voice crack*
  • except the gang really isnt of much help cause they all wanna do is mess with u
    • “Y/N THE FUZZ IS CHASING aFTER U” (dally)
    • “dallY NO” (steve)
    • “i swEAR IM INNOCENT” (u)
    • “BUT THE BLOOD” (dally)
    • “STHEEBE WHO DID I KILL OH MY GOD MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME” (u)
    • cue the waterworks!!
  • soda & two are trying way too hard not to laugh
    • but two is deadass walking off into the kitchen cackling LIKE A FUCKING WITCH
    • SODA’S PRACTICALLY CRYING BC ITS SO FUNNY
    • DAL HAS A FEW CHUCKLES
    • DARRY'S THE ONE TO GRAB TWO BY THE SHOULDERS AND TAKE HIM INTO THE KITCHEN BC NEITHER OF THEM CAN STOP LAUGHING
  • johnny, pony and steve are the only ones concerned for u, like they’re trying to help u stop crying
    • johnny and pony got u tissues and steve got u ice cream but u start crying more
    • “why cant you eat the ice cream????” (my man is stressed rn)
    • “i loST MY TONGUES U KNOW THIS STEVE”
  • steve is so spent lmfao he needs a nap
hes got everything now

requested

warnings: sexual themes, don’t read if not comfortable.

Spring in Neverland was probably the prettiest season. The flowers were returning from their long winter slumber and the whole island turned green with renewal. The air was cold but the sun warmed the Earth just enough that you could run around in short sleeves and you would be fine.

You and the three other Lost Girls all decided to take a walk in the forest to the meadow you had discovered earlier before. It was small and lush, perfect to relax in without the pestering gazes of the Lost Boys.

The four of you sat in a circle, with Wendy to your right and the newer Lost Girl, Lucy on your left. They chatted of the day’s events and picked at the clovers patches around them. The conversation soon turned into gossiping about the boys they liked and the boys they didn’t like.

“Who do you like, (Y/N)?” The girl, Bethany said across from you as she tried to weave daisy flowers in between her braid.

“I’m actually not really sure. I don’t think I like anyone.”

“Right.” Wendy said sarcastically, leaning back on her elbows. “Because we all can’t see how you and Pan look at each other.”

“I think Felix really likes me!” Lucy chimed in, followed by Bethany agreeing with her.

“Pan and I don’t look at each other in any way you’re thinking.” You said with a raised eyebrow, pointing a finger at her. Wendy laughed.

“Look, you’re even raising your eyebrows all dramatically like he does!”

“I am not!” You defended.

“I swear, every time I see Pan he’s ordering someone around or sending someone to the cages.” Bethany said.

“When I first arrived here, Pan took my necklace. He said that he didn’t want it to remind me of home, and that I was in Neverland now.” Lucy sighed sadly at the memory.

“He’s too arrogant for his own good, expecting we treat him like the king he thinks he is. He’s such a taker, taking everything in hopes it benefits him in some way.” You agreed. “That’s why I don’t like him.”

Wendy rolled her eyes but dropped the subject.

Lucy took over the conversation next, giggling about all the things Felix has said to her that has convinced her that he liked her. You spaced out, thinking about what Wendy had said. What does she know anyways? You did not like Pan. Sure he was a pretty boy, with a milk and honey complexion and a smooth accent that made everything sound lovelier than it was, but his blinding hubris was enough to steer you away. Or you wished it did.

A rustling noise, so quiet and soft brought you out of your trance and made you look over to the bushes. A dark figure stayed in your line of vision only for a millisecond before he was gone, retreating back into the forest.

Your eyes widened. Had someone been watching you?

“Did anyone else see that?“ You questioned aloud, bringing the girls out of their conversation about one of Bethany’s latest pranks.

“See what?” Wendy echoed, turning around in the direction you were pointed at. A few beats of silence passed, the only thing heard was the everyday sounds of the forest.

“It was probably just a Lost Boy coming to let us know that it’s time to come back.” Bethany said, brushing her pants off and standing up. Lucy and Wendy agreed, standing up as well but you weren’t sure. What kind of person would lurk around and then run? Still unconvinced, you followed the girls out of the meadow, heading back to camp.


Coming up to the camp entrance, Felix stood leaning against the trunk of a tree, arms crossed and a smirk stuck on his long face. Lucy immediately glowed up at his appearance.

“Hi Felix!” She called with a wave. You, Wendy and Bethany sighed at how overly preppy she got in the presence of a boy.

He gave a nod in hello back but his eyes stayed trained on you. You looked away, pretending not to notice.

“(Y/N),” Felix said. “Pan wanted me to tell you to go see him when you got back.”

“Where is he?”

“Tree house.”

You rolled your eyes and nodded; whatever his royal highness wanted. You waved bye to the Lost Girls, promising you’d be back later and started walking to the large tree situated in the back of the camp.

Climbing up the latter, you knocked on the hatch to let him know you were coming in, and pulled yourself the rest of the way up. Pan sat on his bed with his back to you, hunched over.

“You wanted to see me?”

He sat there for a pause more. “Yes.” Pan said standing up. He wasn’t the tallest boy, but you still had to tilt your head up to look at his face.

“Well… what did you want to see me for?”

“What were you girls talking about today?”

You scrunched your eyebrows. “Nothing, just stuff.”

“Stuff?” He said lowly. “Stuff like how I’m too arrogant for my own good?”

You froze, hearing your own words come out of his mouth. Someone had been watching you. Felix, you thought with a scowl.

“How I selfishly take everything in hopes it’ll do me well. That may be usually true but in this case…” He shook his head and sat on his bed, spreading his legs out in front of him. “Come here.”

“…What?”

“Come here, (Y/N).” He repeated, patting the tops of his legs. You questionably walked over and with the encouragement of his hands, sat on his lap with your legs stretched on either side of his thighs. His grip on your hips pulled you the rest of the way forward, so close that your chests touched. Now, it was him that looked up to you.

“I can be a giver. I can give you lots of things.” With this he leaned forward, pressing light kisses on the column of your throat. You reached your arms around and held onto his broad shoulders, tightening your grip when the kisses turned to bites.

“Can I give to you, love?”

You wordlessly nodded, allowing him to flip you over and lay you on the bed. You closed your eyes and breathed deeply as he rolled your dress up and laid kisses on your belly, moving lower and lower until he touched the place you wanted him the most.

The rest of the day was spent with Pan showing you in more ways than one that he loved giving as much as he loved taking.

okay but literally every song on rep is a masterpiece. All of them have such amazing lyrics that stand out so well. Let’s start with Ready For it…she really did That™ honestly like “some boys are trying too hard, he don’t try at all though, younger than my exes but he act like such a man so” !!!!!!!!!!!!! And the iconic “Burton to this Taylor, every love I’ve known in comparison is a failure”!!! Praise to Joe Alwyn!!! now moving onto her verses in Endgame, “drinking on the beach with you all over meeeee” bitch is really out here relaxing like she deserves to and let’s not forget the “And I buriedhatchetsbutikeepmapsofwhereiputem” an!!! Iconic!!!! Line!!!!! Also “they told you I’m crazy, I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me” yes queen of speaking the truth. And I Did Something Bad is just on a whole other level with her saying “shit” like yes bitch call out all those misogynists !!! “And I’d do it over and over and over agaiiiiin if iiii couulddddd” no regrets bitch!!! And holy shit the bridge too like y’all are gonna burn her at the stake no matter what she does so light her up bitches!!!! see what happens!!!! And the gospel effect in Don’t Blame me goddammit. “Don’t bLaMe Love MaDe Me CrAazyy if it doesN’t You ain’T doinnn’ it righttttt” yas teach us all a lesson bitch we’re listening with open ears. And her damn vocals during the bridge holy shit I’m elevating to heaven !!! An actual religious, out!! of!! body!! experience !!!!!!!!!! Come through!!!!! with those vocals Miss Swift!!!!!!! Let’s not forget the “I was once poison ivy but now I’m your DAAIIIISSYYYYYY” And omg Delicate……listen this bitch couldn’t even give us a breather after the last two songs nope instead she gotta be doing The Most™ and make me booty pop and cry at the same time to this damn song!!! So!!! Damn!!! good!!!! do the girls back home touch you like I do???????? Bitch they better not you the main chick here! And who can forget the thigh slapping bop that is Look What You MaDe Me Do like she really did That!!!!!!!!!! She did The Most™ for the music video let’s not forget the iconic choreography and “what’s with that bitch?”. Now onto my child So It Goes… which deserves so much more love. Don’t even deny that this is the most sexual song on rep but also at the same time such a nice love song???? He’s her magician and makes everyone disappear???? She’s his illusionist and makes his grey days clearer??? Scratches down his back???? They did a number on each other??????? Queen of innuendoes!!!! And let’s not forget the bop Gorgeous like she’s really out here singing about magnetic fields like yas give us all a physics lesson ho I’m listening. And Getaway Car, the lyrics!!!!!! The great escape!!! The prison break!!! The light of freedom on her face!!!!!!! She really went there!!!!!!! She was driving, crying, dyinggggg, SAID GOODBYE IN A GETAWAY CAR!!!!! King of My Heart! My under appreciated child!!! Salute to her bitches she’s your American queen!!!! Yas reclaim your throne hunny. Those boys never took you quite where he does :) :) :)  and the way you can literally hear her smile when she sings “idea of luxury” !!!!!! “Up on the roof with a schoolgirl CRUSHHHH, drinking beer outta plastic CUPPSSSS, say you fancy me not fancy STUFFF, BABY ALL AT ONCE THIS IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!” And the “I’LL NEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOO!!!” yas come the f through!!!!!!!!! And my other under appreciated child Dancing With Our Hands Tied!!!! The beat!!!! The production!!!! Such a bop!!!!! He painted her love golden!!! She loved him inspite of deep fears that the world would divide them!!!! She kissed him as the lights went out, swaying as the room burn down, she held him as the water rushes in!!!!! Queen of bridges!!!!! And the iconic “IF I COULD DANCE WITH YOU AGAINNNNNN!!!!!” high note too bitchhhhh let me breathe pls. And Dress oh my word the fact that you can literally hear the sexual tension!!! She brought the dress just so he could take it off!!!! She told him to carve his name into her bedpost!!!!! Queen of sex strikes again!!!! And don’t even get me started on This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things!!! She really did not hold back!!! Call out the fakers and users!!!! And have a toast with your real friends and bayyyybeeee and mamaaa!!!! The real MVP’s!!!!!!!! And my baby Call It What You Want!!! Such a good damn song!!! Her castle crumbled over night but it’s alright because he built a fire to keep her warm!!! He didn’t force her to get over it but stood by her side!!! And now she’s doing better than she ever was!!!! All the jokers fade to nothing when she looks at him!!!! She’s laughing with her lover!!! She trusts him like family!!! Her baby is walking with his head down!!!! He’s fly like a jet stream, high above the whole scene loves her like she’s brand new!!!!!!!!!! SHE WANTS TO WEAR HIS INITIAL ON A CHAIN ROUND HER NECK BECAUSE HE REALLY KNOWS HER!!!! HE AGREED TO RUN AWAY WITH HER!!! A real life love story amirite!!! New Year’s Day ok cue the waterworks!!!! She was cleaning up bottles with him on New Year’s Day!!! She wants his midnights!!! She stays when they’re lost and she’s scared and he’s turning away!!!! She’ll be there for him when he’s the toast of the town, or if he strikes out and he’s crawling home!!! Home meaning back into her arms!!!!!! HOLD ONTO THE MEMORIES THEY WILL HOLD ONTO YOU, AND I WILL HOLD ONTO!!! BITCH!!!! YOU AND ME FOREVERMORE!!! THIS ALBUM IS A MASTERPIECE LYRICALLY AND PRODUCTION WISE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES!!!! Buy reputation (2017) on iTunes by Taylor Swift thank you for reading.

Truth or Truth?

@my-special-fort requested:
Could you maybe do a Richie x reader fic where they’re really good friends and kind of like each other and end up quizzing each other on their crushed to find out and then richie thinks that the readers crush may be him and he says “I dare you to kiss me” and she actually does. Sorry to take up your time and if you don’t want to make it that’s is 100% fine!!❤

Pairing: Richie x Reader

Warnings: Swearing 

A/N: This idea (and the GIF) is so cute omg I love it/them, thank you for sending it in! It’s not a problem at all, I actually had a lot of fun writing this! Send as many requests as you want!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Originally posted by richietzoier


“Let’s play truth or dare.” 

Both of them were lazily sprawled out on the carpet of Y/N’s room, Richie’s radio playing faintly. Y/N scoffed at Richie’s suggestion.

“I am not biking over to Stan’s house just to tell him birds are boring again. Plus, my parents are home. No crazy stuff.” 

Fine.” Richie groaned, rolling onto his stomach, bored. “Wait. What about truth or truth?”

Truth or truth?” Y/N asked, dubiously.

“Exactly that, my dear Y/N. So. Truth or truth?” Richie grinned, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

“Ooh. That’s a hard one. I gotta go with.. Truth.” 

“I can’t believe you could just screw the other truth over Y/N! Un-fucking-believable!” Richie feigned shock.

“Beep beep Richie. Now ask your damn question.” Y/N said amusedly.

“Do you have crush on anyone?” 

Instantly, Y/N felt her cheeks heat up, despite trying to stop it from doing so. Richie cackled. 

“Your cheeks give it away! You’re in deep shit if that’s gonna happen every time I ask you something. Who is it?”

“Fuck off. It’s not your turn yet.” Y/N rolled over so they were facing each other now. 

“Beep beep Y/N!”

Ignoring him, Y/N asked her question. “What about you? Do you have a crush?” 

“Original.” Richie applauded, but Y/N saw a his eyes flick away for an uncomfortable moment. 

“And you make fun of me with my blush? Your eyes give you away Tozier.” Y/N smirked triumphantly at Richie’s deflated expression. 

“Alright, alright, this is about to get shit serious. Who is your crush?” 

Staring levelly at him, Y/N refused to answer. “That’s not fair.” 

“Not fair? That’s not fair! Bullshit! C’mon, who is it?” Richie wheedled, sitting up. His thoughts ran a million miles per second, trying to figure out who it was. She wouldn’t be this reluctant unless she was afraid I was gonna tell. So that means it must be someone I know..

“Is it someone in the Losers Club?” 

“This blush is honestly the worst!” Y/N said frustratedly, sitting up too, as the blood rushed to her face again, against her will. Scooting closer so he could pinch her cheeks, Richie was grinning his shit eating grin.

“It’s cute! Cute, cute, cute!” Richie noticed her blush went deeper as he said this, and a sudden thought came to his mind. Is her crush me?

“Okay. I’ll stop being a pain in your ass after this one.” 

“It’s not your turn.” Y/N said petulantly.

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“We.. It’s not.. It’s truth or truth..” Y/N whispered, stunned at his boldness. 

Rolling his eyes, Richie felt a flush creeping up on his face now as well. “Fine. Do you want to kiss me?”

Y/N’s face felt like it was on fire now, but she tilted towards him, pressing her lips against his firmly. 

“Yeah. Yeah I do.” 

Trimberly Week (D1)

*swan dives late into Trimberly Week* *splash*

Hey everyone, sorry I’m late but I was on vacation all last week and weekend and only just got back. It was great but when I logged on it was like I had missed a months worth of content! This fandom is amazing! Anywho, here’s my contribution and another post is sure to follow soon.

Coffee Shop/College/Fake Dating au

  • Kim meets Jason when they’re six
    • he moves into the house down the road from hers but since they live in the mountains and there’s nobody else close by they’re essentially neighbors
    • his mom offers to babysit Kim while her parents work and thus they become best friends
  • They’re twelve and at Amanda Clark’s birthday party when they’re dared to kiss
    • It’s a little gross and a lot awkward and it lasts five seconds but they’re the talk of their friends for weeks
    • that night however when Jason’s mom picks them up and they’re chilling in his room playing video games Jason confesses
      • Jason: “I… I think I like boys.”
      • Kim: “Oh… me too. And girls.”
      • Jason: “Oh. Cool cool.”
    • they pinkie swear not to tell anyone else
  • They start “dating” when they’re fourteen
    • they’re freshmen and Jason’s dad worked him into shape so when he tries out for the football team he makes varsity
    • and Kim has always been a fan of gymnastics so she joins cheer
  • but then one day at lunch, one of the older football guys makes a joke about how gay Jason is for the captain
    • its supposed to be a hazzing thing, but Jason really does have a crush on the captain and he freaks out too much not to raise at least a few suspicions
    • and Kim knows how bad it could get if Jason’s father found out about his son being a homosexual, not to mention social suicide by the other kids in highschool
    • so she waltzes up to the football table and plants one on Jason in front of everybody
      • Kim: “You wish Jason was in love with you Zeke. But get in line, I was here first.”
    • and everyone buys it
  • that night they come up with the ruse: pretend to date, appease their peers and their parents, and never tell a soul
  • it works… for the most part
    • because they’re best friends they love each other but theres a period of time when Jason really questions his sexuality
    • Kim tries to help and support him, to assure him that what he’s feeling isn’t wrong, but Jason’s insecure and scared
    • they argue and fight a lot of the time
    • then one night when they’re sixteen and at another party thrown by Amanda, they get drunk and sleep together
      • and it’s super awkward
    • after its over they’re just lying in Jason’s bed when Jason jokes
      • “Yeah… definitely gay.”
    • and Jason has to smother Kim with a pillow she’s laughing so hard
  • And then senior year happens and shit hits the proverbial fan
  • because Jason gets detention for wrecking his car and Kim gets detention for kicking Ty Flemming’s ass because he was being homophobic and trying to spread shit about Jason and because Ty is Amanda’s boyfriend, out goes cheerleading
  • but then Jason meets Billy Cranston and Kim meets Trini Gomez
    • and Billy’s smart and silly and amazingly wonderful and Jason really really likes him
    • and Trini’s aloof and snarky and honest if not absolutely adorable and Kim really really likes her
    • and more times than not the couple spend the time they’re together talking about their respective crushes
  • And of course no one knows Jason and Kim aren’t really dating
    • and Billy’s confused because he thinks Jason’s hitting on him but he’s horrible at reading people and he keeps telling himself that it’s just Jason being friendly because he has a girlfriend
    • and poor Trini has to deal with Kim constantly flirting with her and trying her damnedest not to give in because Kim has a boyfriend and she’s straight
  • which just about blows up in all their faces
  • Trini’s still struggling with her sexuality and lets slip to Kim one night that she’s gay and Kim is like, oh honey i’ve known
  • but she’s mayhaps a bit too enthusiastic because Trini goes on the defensive and says Kim doesn’t understand, that she doesn’t get it
  • and then Kim accidentally lets slip Jason’s gay
    • and when Kim tries to explain the whole “fake dating” thing and her being bi and Jason being gay, Trini “nopes” it out of Kim’s window
    • Kim chases after her and tackles her over a cliff into a pond
      • Trini: “What is wrong with you?!”
      • Kim: “Well I’m in love with you but I wouldn’t say that’s ‘wrong’.”
      • Trini: *shook*
  • Kim totally kisses her after that but since they’re up in the mines they get caught by Billy and Jason
    • (Billy had told Jason they were going treasure hunting and Jason was almost in the same boat as Kim)
  • So they explain to Billy and to Trini again that they’re not really dating and that they’re in love with them, but now no one knows what to do because outing themselves could mean hell, both at school and at home
  • (I sorta forgot about Zack until this point, my poor baby. Just pretend he’s Billy and Trini’s friend whom they go to with their Jason and Kim problems)
  • Zack comes up with the plan
    • They’ve got a month til graduation so Kim and Jason will continue to “date” and then break up over the summer and since they’re all going to the same university, they all get a place off campus and then Jason can be with Billy and Kim can be with Trini
    • because Bily’s uncomfortable engaging in any type of relationship while Jason’s still technically with Kim and Trini agrees that she doesn’t want to be a side piece, even if Kim and Jason aren’t technically dating
  • It’s difficult but they follow the plan… mostly
    • Kim and Jason win Prom King and Queen but instead of dancing together they break up on stage and then bounce, Billy and Trini following discreetly behind them
    • everyone’s stil in shock when Zack jumps on stage and steals both crowns, calling himself the “Almighty Prom Quing” before highjacking the music and crowd surfing before he’s chased out by chaperons
  • They graduate and spend the summer sneaking around with each other before Kim finds a place off campus and they move in within the week

Bonus:

  • Zack ends up moving into the basement because that’s the only place sound doesn’t travel to and he can finally get some sleep
    • the new rule is to always knock before entering any room and then knock again just to be sure
MUSINGS FROM MY MAMA.........

After stepping away from the circus today, I thought I would share a funny story that happened at lunch with my Mom, and a few friends. I can tell you that between all the laughing last week, and again today….I should have killers abs by summer!

Anyway, ya’ll know that I am from the south, and my Mother is a very southern mother. She really frowns upon swearing, and side-eyes me ( even at 54!), when I use disparaging words like idiot, which I use quite often. I asked her once what she calls these people and without batting an eyelash said “Dear…those people are misguided and a little dim-witted and cannot help it. It really is sad to be in that condition”. Southern smackdown at its finest!!

Two of my best friends joined us ( they are OL & SC fans, and are very into TW and IG), and we started talking about the show. My mother does not watch OL because she refuses to pay for a cable channel! Anyway, I told them about the new GF, and they were all WTF…complete with Mom’s side-eye! One pulled up the latest pics on the trusty I-Phone, and let’s just say they called BS immediately. One then proceeded to pull up the T2 pics and said “didn’t they just go to this?….to which I replied yes. Enter Mom…stage left.

She said, and I quote about Sam and Cait…."They are a lovely couple, and seem very much in love, even though her dress was a little tight ”….sigh. We then showed her the Piaget event, to which she frowned and said “Bless her heart…she is trying really hard isn’t she? To which we replied what do you mean, and Mama said…"Well, it looks like she is trying to get his attention by wearing that horrible outfit ( of course, she was appalled that it was white since we haven’t passed Easter yet), and said ” that man was nice enough to take a picture with her, now he needs to find that pretty wife and go home".

When I told her that it looks like he may be now dating her, my Mama did not miss a beat. She frowned at us, picked up her iced tea and said…“Well…he is an idiot”.

Here’s to the wonderful wisdom of my sweet Mama, who just proved that even people who are not on the ship, or even average fans see what we see! Ship on sweet shipsters! 🙇😍❤

EXO Reaction when they accidentally forget to meet their GF and  it makes her upset

XOXO, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Won’t stop apologizing until you forgive him* “I swear it wasn’t my attention… I was just… I had so much to do and I lost track and I know it’s not an excuse but you deserve an explanation and please jagi let me make it up to you, please…”

Kris:

*He’d show up a little bit late but with a good explanation and something that will make you smile* “I know gifts won’t do but I want to make you feel a little better… I’m really sorry baobei. Now come, let me make it up to you. Today I will make all your wishes come true”

Sehun:

*He’ll let you get your revenge, no matter how much it hurts xD* “Okay okay jagi… I’m sorry.. ahh.. I deserve this I know.. but but can you be a little bit more gentle..OUCH! no no not the hair please!!”

Tao:

*He’d probably pout and give you that puppy look until it softens your heart and you forgive him because look at him he’s adorable* “I’m really sorry baobei… I’ll never do it again… I swear it wasn’t my intention… really”

Kai:

*Probably knows what’s waiting for him* “Does she look… angry? Oh shoot she does… oh no.. I’m so screwed… I really messed up… I hope she forgives me.. ahh I’m so scared to go in there alone… I am so so so sorry… ahhh”

Xiumin:

*No way he’d forget, like no matter what it would be impossible. He’d even be there early, every time. Like no one knows how he does it but… he’s boyfriend material*

Baekhyun:

*Not going to stop being clingy until you give him that smile he loves and forgive him* “I was late… wasted some precious minutes where I could be with you… I’m sorry… please forgive me… I’ll give you all my love… jaaagi… love me too? Yes? Give me love? Please?”

Luhan:

*He’ll arrive no matter what it takes, no matter what he has to go through, he’ll arrive.* “You are still here… I was worried I wasn’t going to find you… I’m sorry. I know I ruined today but… I promise it won’t happen again… let me take you home and make dinner for you… we’ll talk in the way… please?”

Chen:

“Okay… I know it was a bad thing to do… but I know I can fix it… tell me how and I do it jagi. You know I love you and would die for you, it wasn’t on purpose I swear. Will you forgive me and let me take you to the surprise I had planned for you today?”

Kyungsoo:

*He’d call you before knowing he might be a little bit late or not make it. He’d feel so bad though because he hates cancelling or changing plans but do not think he won’t make it up to you. He’d surprise you with something you would definitely not see coming* “I love you okay? Please don’t forget that. I’ll see you tonight, I’m sorry jagi… I really am”

Lay:

“Hey… I’m at your front door. No I know I told you I wouldn’t be here in time but I didn’t say I wouldn’t come at all. Come out, I want to see you, see my girl. I can’t end the day without giving you a hug… please?” *Adorable as always*

Suho:

*He’d stay outside your house until you let him in and hear his apology* “I know it wasn’t okay, I know I hurt you and I hate myself for that… but I want to be there with you and for you… jagi please forgive me… please!”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

NCT 127 Reacting to You Reading Fanfiction About Them

Genre: fl u f f f 

I hope you all enjoy my first reaction on this blog and look forward to many more to come!


“Y/N, could I use your laptop for a quick second? Mine ran out of battery and I’m still waiting for it to restart.” your boyfriend asked you as he’d closed his mini computer shut, seeing nothing but a black, dead screen presenting a dull battery symbol that mocked him ruthlessly.

Although you had very important files on your laptop, that still hadn’t differed from the fact that you weren’t using it at the moment and your boyfriend needed to. That, and you decided you were able to trust him with your precious monitor.

“Sure,” you answered, barely sparing him a glance as you continued tapping away at your phone. A small, audible “thanks” exited his mouth as he pulled up the laptop sitting on a small coffee table with other items for productivity spread out.

It would’ve been the obvious choice that your boyfriend would’ve simply opened a new tab to execute whatever he’d been planning to, but the picture of him flashing at the screen had quickly gotten his attention. Surely, you forgot that you hadn’t yet exited out of the website that held a new world with other kpop fans such as yourself.

Shifting his glance from the laptop to you, he tried to decipher what it had been that grabbed his focus. It couldn’t have been updates of him and his group from a recent fansign, nor was it an article with a clickbait title in large bold text. However, there were a lot of words.

Fluff? He managed to read. The hell is that?

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There’s Nothing Holding Me Back

Fandom: Marvel

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Word Count: 2,600

Warnings: Language, Mentions of death and mentions of blood

Song: There’s Nothing Holding Me Back- Shawn Mendes

Done for @myteenwolf-world‘s writing challenge

Summary: This is set in an AU where Loki is king of Asgard. The reader is a warrior who is best friends with Loki, but secretly has feelings for him. Asgard is at war, so Loki and the reader go to fight together.

A.N.: I changed the pronouns in the lyrics a little, so that it would fit better.

Originally posted by loptrlaufey

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we already know allura loves swearing (listen to the satisfied way she says quiznak if you don’t believe me) but like shiro never really swears so i just have this really funny idea that when shiro actually does swear allura finds it really hot? so one day he says ‘quiznak’ and she’s like ‘…….. sAY THAT AGAIN’

Michael scofield x reader

awkwardpuppydunbar said:Hi could you do a Michael Scoffield imagine where the female reader was sent to Fox River for killing the presidents son but she was framed like Lincoln. And Michael is just really drawn to her and let’s her in on his face plan and one day they’re talking privately maybe during PI and she says “why are you helping me?” And he just kisses her before saying “does that answer your question” with a whole lot of fluff please and thank you xxx Love your writing btw

A/n: So glad you requested a Michael Scofield fic! Gotta love him! Anyway enjoy… *Swearing in this fic*

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I have got framed for murder. But can you guess who they picked to frame for me “killing”? The president. Out of all the people in the world they chose the highest person in charge to get murdered.

At first I thought it was a prank, but soon as the hand cuffs got put on my wrist and I could truly feel how heavy and tight they were I knew this was real. I don’t know why I was chosen to be framed nor do I think I will ever know, but I am. I guess I am not alone as this guy called “Lincoln” was sentenced for the killing too. I have never met the guy before but somehow they managed to think that we were involved together.

Even-though I was put in jail for taking part in helping with the murder and was put down for life in prison, it’s still my life gone. If I was framed then I don’t have any trouble believing Lincoln was too. I feel sorry for the guy. I get to live in jail, but he will die.

Now, I could be grateful and say at least  I am alive and well but I am alive and well in a fucking male prison. One female vs hundreds of horny male prisoners. How exciting.

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Like almost everyday I sat a bench in the yard and began to read (your favourite book). It helps me escape for awhile. It’s been my routine to wake up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, get pushed into the yard and read.

Since I got here there’s been one guy who’s been watching me, making sure no one got close. I don’t think he realised I guessed it. Whenever a guy attempts to get close he will casually walk by and grab the guys hand, moving him into a corner; trying to act like they’re mates.

A filthy finger appeared on top of my book, forcing it to fall onto the table so I could pay attention to the man in front of me.

-”Morning princess” T-bag licked his lips, giving a cheeky wink which I did not appreciate.  

I ignored him, picking back up my book and reading from where I was rudely interrupted. This time he grabbed it out of my hand. In a tempt to get it back he moved it further away. I rolled my eyes, knowing he was enjoying every second of this.

-”What a sweet girl like you sitting all alone?”

I stood up, grabbing my book and began to walk away- “Getting away from a filthy fuck boy like you”

Before I could get remotely far away from him he grabbed my arm, turning me towards him forcefully; as he was doing so he managed to grab my neck- “You might want to treat a man with respect” he spat.

Michael grabbed T-bag’s shoulder, knocking him on the ground before standing over him- “I would run to you pack if I was you” Without a kick or a scream T-bag left.

My neck didn’t hurt, but I couldn’t remove my hand from it. I must of held on long enough to worry Michael because he came by my side to examine it.

-”Thank you” I slightly whispered, still in complete shock.

“Don’t sweat it”

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That was 2 months ago, but I still think about it over and over. I mean, he could of left me… But he didn’t. Instead he let me in and is prepared to ruin his plan just for me.

I placed a paint brush down on a tray and walked beside Michael who was currently plastering- “Hey” I said, oddly shy.

He looked at me confused, all while still doing his work- “Sorry?”

I cleared my throat- “What?” I asked, worried.

He repeated what I said with shaking in his voice on purpose- “Hey” He chuckles and I’m left standing there smiling. I hit his arm hard- “Ouch”

-”Why are you helping me?” I straight out asked. No warning, no slur; just straight out there- “I mean, you didn’t have to. There’s way better people you could of added into your plan who are amazing and talented at this stuff; not to mention-”

I was cut off by his lips hitting mine. It was almost orgasmic. He pulled away, one hand around my waist as he lets his other hand fall loosely with the brush in the hand- “Does that answer your question?” I let out a giggle, kissing him while my hand ran across his jawline, down to his chest.

-”I dunno, maybe you should exaggerate a bit more?”

  • Matthias: What did she say?
  • Nina: She said you’re a very nice fellow, and a credit to the Fjerdan race. Ooh, look, blini! I haven’t had proper blini in forever.
  • Matthias: That word she used: babink. You’ve called me that before. What does it mean?
  • Nina: It means sweetie pie.
  • Matthias: Nina—
  • Nina: Barbarian.
  • Matthias: I was just asking, there’s no need to name-call.
  • Nina: No, babink means barbarian. She wasn’t insulting you! I swear!
  • Matthias: Barbarian isn’t an insult?
  • Nina: No. Well, yes. But not in this context. She wanted to know if you’d like to play Princess and Barbarian.
  • Matthias: It’s a game?
  • Nina: Not exactly.
  • Matthias: Then what is it?
  • Nina: In Ravka, there’s a popular series of stories about, um, a brave Fjerdan warrior—
  • Matthias: Really? He’s the hero?
  • Nina: In a manner of speaking. He kidnaps a Ravkan princess—
  • Matthias: That would never happen.
  • Nina: In the story it does, and they spend a long time getting to know each other. In his cave.
  • Matthias: He lives in a cave?
  • Nina: It’s a very nice cave. Furs. Jeweled cups. Mead.
  • Matthias: Ah. A treasure hoard like Ansgar the Mighty. They become allies, then?
  • Nina: Do you like these? Maybe we could get Kaz to wear something with flowers. Liven up his look.
  • Matthias: How does the story end? Do they fight battles?
  • Nina: They get to know each other intimately.
  • Matthias: In the cave?
  • Nina: You see, he’s very brooding, very manly, but he falls in love with the Ravkan princess and that allows her to civilize him—
  • Matthias: To civilize him?
  • Nina: Yes, but that’s not until the third book.
  • Matthias: There are three?
  • Nina: Matthias, do you need to sit down?
  • Matthias: This culture is disgusting. The idea that a Ravkan could civilize a Fjerdan—
  • Nina: Calm down, Matthias.
  • Matthias: Perhaps I’ll write a story about insatiable Ravkans who like to get drunk and take their clothes off and make unseemly advances toward hapless Fjerdans.
  • Nina: Now that sounds like a party. We could play.
  • Matthias: We most certainly could not.
  • Nina: At one point he bathes her.
  • Matthias: Why would he—
  • Nina: She’s tied up, so he has to.
  • Matthias: Be silent.
  • Nina: Already giving orders. That’s very barbarian of you. Or we could mix it up. I’ll be the barbarian and you can be the princess. But you’ll have to do a lot more sighing and trembling and biting your lip.
  • Matthias: How about I bite your lip?
  • Nina: Now you’re getting the hang of it, Helvar.

anonymous asked:

Do you still think Barchie is endgame? They are totally gonna have them kiss and than there will be lingering feelings when Bughead and Varchie get back together hence making Barchie get together at the end of the season. Betty doesn't love Jughead the same way she loves Archie....evil laughter...

hi, annoying ass b*rchie fan. how was your day? ♡ 

first, do i still think barfie is endgame?? well let’s see

  • archie rejected her after a decade of her pining him that his dumbass couldn’t figure out
  • (rejected her because he was fucking a teacher and low-key wanting her new bestie v)
  • after he rejected her, she pretended to be okay to make him happy and continued to feel things
  • after she (thankfully) got over him, she was still having a hard time w her mental issues (ep 3)
  • she recruited jughead to the blue and gold and fell in love w him
  • archie moved on to veronica
  • right after she got w hist best friend, he got all jealous
  • ‘i’m with jughead now’
  • ‘they’re soulmates’
  • ‘i love you betty cooper’
  • ‘jughead jones i love you’
  • ‘i love you, ronnie’
  •  archie wasn’t even there for her when she was at her worst and still prob doesn’t know about her scars (but guess who does and loves her for it!)
  • they’re in love with their best friends ffs

so yeah i guess

second, are they going to kiss next ep?

yes i think they are going to kiss and it’s going to be so awkward, sixth grade me would be *quaking*

third, will there be lingering feelings when bughead and varchie get back together?

yeah, they’ll do this really sexual thing called eye contact i hear it’s really kinky and turns a lot of people on 😫🍆🔥💦

fourth, will they get back together by the end of the season??

totally!! the chances of them being together is like the chances of kevin being straight!!

lastly, does betty love archie more than she loves jughead?????? well…

i swear, it’s like betty is looking at a fucking monster and then she’s looking at archie likes he’s her entire world 💕 (and she totally wants his d 😏)

no, but seriously, b*rchie is a very toxic relationship and ras is probably only doing it to please you annoying fucks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯