she never says anything like that

Walking the Tightrope

Scully and Ethan are together. But for how long? Pre Jersey Devil.

 Tagging @today-in-fic

Need to catch up? Read Part One  Part Two  Part Three Part Four

Part Five

She sat outside Ethan’s apartment for what seemed like hours. But according to the clock it was only a few minutes. She was pinned to the car seat by that universal foe – guilt. She knew she had to cut him free but she felt terrible about cheating first. She squirmed at the memory of Mulder and that office chair. The aberration was clearly the culmination of many events – the pressure of the job, the proximity of their working relationship, the stress of the Tooms case, the fact that he was hot.

She went to open the car door. Was it an aberration? Was it really a one-off, a mistake, a never-to-be-repeated-steamy-session with her self-confessed impossible partner? She let go of the handle. Deflated. Fuck. She didn’t want it to be a one-off but she knew in reality it couldn’t continue. And either way, it wasn’t fair on Ethan. She pulled the handle again. What was she going to tell him? The truth or some version of it? She laughed at that thought. What was this thing that Mulder was so inflamed by? What was the truth? Was it the truth as Ethan would see it? That she cheated on him with her work partner and didn’t have the guts to tell him she didn’t love him any more before she did it? Was it that she had never loved him in the first place and that his behaviour towards her since she started the job had simply pushed her closer to Mulder? She sighed and opened the door. Either way, she did cheat. She and Ethan were together. Are together. And she and Mulder…god, that was the most amazing, intense…she couldn’t think of another time where she’d been so impulsive. And fuck, if it wasn’t the best thing ever.

              She walked up the steps and steadied her breathing. Behind her, she heard the squeal of tyres and a door slamming. At least someone had some urgency in their life. Footsteps pounded the sidewalk and she was tempted to turn back and just watch as this person, clearly someone with a mission, as they hurried to do their business.

              “Scully!”

The voice, the footsteps, the utter and complete drama that came with the package. Mulder. She turned and crossed her arms around her as he grinned, loping up the steps.

“We’ve got a job.”

She looked at her watch. “At 7.15am on a Tuesday?”

He was breathing heavily by the time he got to the step she was on. “X Files aren’t usually known for keeping regular office hours, Scully.”

“And are they known for stalking their partners at their boyfriend’s house so that she is dragged away from doing the right thing?”

He lifted a paper bag up between them. “Bagel, Scully?”

If someone had told her that she’d be turned on by a 6ft man with bad taste in ties looming over her and articulating the word ‘Okobogee’ she would have smacked them in the solar plexus. But. She was learning that everything about Fox Mulder was out of the ordinary.

              The case left her feeling wrung out. Kevin didn’t stand a chance of a normal life if his mother refused to tell him the truth. She leant her head on the window and sighed. It all came back to that word, the one Mulder loved with more passion than he would ever love another person. At least a person who was currently present and living.

              “You’re quiet, Scully.” He kept his eyes on the road but his thumbs tapped a rhythm on the steering wheel. Mulder Morse code?

              “I’m thinking,” she said, watching bleak fields whizz by.

              “I can hear it,” he said, turning and giving her a gentle smile.

              Now he was going all psychologist on her. Before too long she’d be lying back in the seat and confessing her innermost secrets. Or maybe she’d already done that.

              “I have to tell Ethan. He deserves the truth.”

              He nodded and she watched his profile. All prominent nose and tucked away chin. “And if you tell him the truth, about us, will that make you feel better. Make him feel better?”

              Fuck you, she thought. Fuck. You. “That’s not fair, Mulder.”

              He laughed and dug into his pocket for a seed. “Maybe not, Scully. But the truth is fluid and open to interpretation. You can pull it apart like a puzzle and throw bits of it out into the open, just to watch where it lands. The trick is knowing which bits you slot together and which bits you pick up and keep close to your chest.”

She knocked at Ethan’s rather than using her key. If she had been on the receiving end of that kind of arrival, red flags would have been flapping in her face. Instead, he seemed genuinely surprised to see her and she swallowed back the guilt that rose in her throat.

              “You look tired, Dana. Coffee? Or something stronger. I’ve opened a red.”

              She shook her head, fearing if she spoke she would simply blurt out the truth or whatever it was she was here to tell him. She shucked off her jacket and put her case by the door. The sofa felt odd, like she didn’t belong there. The whole room felt off, darker, drier. She knew Mulder would tell her she was just projecting her own feelings onto the environment around her but, it was also telling that her last time here should be the time she really felt she didn’t belong.

              Ethan swallowed a mouthful of wine, smiled at her and sat too close for her comfort. She shifted away and picked at a strand of cotton on her skirt.

              “I have to say something, Ethan and I want you to listen until I’m finished.”

              “I love it when you take control, Dana.” He sipped the wine again and she felt her stomach fold in on itself.

              “You’ve been good for me in many ways, perhaps too good.” He pouted and cocked his head to the side, but remained silent. “You’re steady and dependable, you’re great at your job, you have a wonderful family. You’re going places…but I can’t go with you. Not to where you want to go.” He put the glass down and she saw the trembling in his hands. He gulped hard and she cut him off before he could protest. “I can’t Ethan, and I think you know it too. Deep down. You know I’ve been finding it difficult since I started this job, keeping to the routine we’d established. But the truth is,” she took a shuddering breath in, “I don’t love you like you need me to. And I’m not sure I ever did. But what I am sure of, is that I will never be able to. It’s just not me.”

Mulder was staring at the ceiling, legs on his desk, cracking seeds. He looked dangerous. He was dangerous. She knew that. She sank into her chair and sighed at the stack of paperwork on the desk.

              “All done, Scully?”

              She didn’t say anything.

              “You should be feeling better in a few days. Get back into life.”

              The first file was filled with reports of alien abductions where the female victims returned to Earth able to do things they weren’t previously able to do: talk in Arabic, solve complex mathematical equations, perform surgery, one even joined the circus as a contortionist. She flicked through the papers and thwumped them back on the pile, the puff of air hitting her in the face.

“Wouldn’t it be neat if we could all just erase the past and start again, with some new skillset, like being able to fly aeroplanes.”

“Where would you go, Scully?”

“Away from here.”

He shifted his legs off the desk and leant forward. “You don’t mean that. It wouldn’t help. And besides, your skillset is perfectly suited to this job, Scully and you know it. Another case or two and Ethan will be just a memory and you’ll be dating again.”

She looked up at him. “Dating?”

“Yeah, you know, you and a divorced father of two, out for dinner in some fancy French restaurant. A life. That’s what you want, isn’t it?”

She stood up and grabbed her bag. “You’re impossible, Mulder.”

He coughed, like he knew he’d overstepped the mark. “See you bright and early tomorrow, Scully. We can start over again.”

He grinned and she shook her head at him, chuffing out a laugh. “Fine. Just don’t bring any bagels.”

“Deal.”

She opened the door and he stood up, walking to her in a few short strides. He stroked her hair and held her chin up. He pressed a chaste kiss to her lips. “How do you like croissants, Scully?”

Can I Be Him (s.h.) [Part Two]

Author : @dej_okay

Word Count : 630

Warnings : Sadness, Minor Description Of Influence Under Alcohol, mY POOR BABY SAM CRYING, profanity

Author’s Note : so iM TRYING THIS WRITER THING YAY I GUESS thank you to some of my biggest inspirations @hufflepuffholland @rileywrites-93 @babyparker and @parkerroos

Tags : @tiny-friggin-human


I heard there was somone but I know he don’t deserve you
If you were mine I’d never let anyone hurt you

Sam Holland was drunk.

That was one thing he knew for sure. It was obvious for him. He’d never felt so elated and carefree, full of courage, feeling as if he could fly.

Except for when he looked at her.

He, try as he might, had tried everything to get rid of the strong emotions he harboured for her. And he meant everything.

He’d tried pushing her away, bailing on the nights they planned ever since they were eleven, consisting of watching really shitty 90’s horror movies and throwing popcorn at each other.

(But once he had seen how hurt you’d gotten over it, lets just say he couldn’t continue with that plan)

He had started acting like a complete douche in general, never paying attention to her when she would speak, or brushing her off in the hallways at school.

He failed. He couldn’t do it anymore.

How could he hurt something that made him feel like he was standing in heaven?

So he’d endured countless months, months that turned into a year, of pretending as if the looks he gave her were anything but love sick. Anything but him breaking each time he realised she didn’t know how he would do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend now.

He was horrible, a stuck up bastard that treated women as if they were property. Sam wanted nothing more than to kick his ass. And god forbid if he ever heard that he’d made her cry.

Have mercy on his soul if he ever hurt her, ever hurt his darling best friend.

A sleepy, doped up smile framed Sam’s face as he stumbled over the pavement, hands digging into the pocket of his jeans, reaching for his phone. Once his fingers came in contact with the cold device, he pulled it out, already dialing the familiar number.

I swear that every word you sing
You wrote them for me

“Hello?”

“Y/N!” An overexcited giggle left his lips, and he heard a slight chuckle leave hers.

“Hey, Sammy.” He loved when she called him Sammy. It was something only she called him, something that was only theirs. It made him feel special. Made him feel worth it.

“D'you wanna hear a joke?”

“Sure?”

“W-What’s the cheese you can’t have-wait no-” he hiccupped, running an anxious hand down his face. “I said that wrong, ignore it, make your brain forget it, Y/N.”

She sighed. “Forgotten.”

“What’s the cheese that’s not yours?”

“Hmm?”

“N-Nacho cheese!” He bursted into a fit of giggles, trying to get out more words that simply stumbled over each other in the attempt. Once he’d calmed, he spoke, voice barely a whisper. “Wanna know a secret?”

“What?”

A breath escaped his parted lips, a cloud of smoke billowing in front of his eyes. “I love you.”

It was silent.

“It’s the middle of the night, and you’re drunk.”

“Yeah, it is, and I am. But I’ve always loved you. I always will love you. Like, tomorrow, I’m gonna wake up, and I’ll still love you, and the day after that too.”

“Sam…you know I love you…”

He was so happy in that moment.

He felt elated, and it wasn’t because of the alcohol. She loves me, he thought, looking up at the sky. And there were the stars, shining brighter than that smile always on her face.

“…as a very close friend…”

Oh. His eyes squeezed shut. Oh.

“A-And you expect me to pretend I’m okay with that?”

Apparently she did, because, with a soft sigh, he heard the phone disconnect.

He was so sad in that moment.

-

Joe Sugg Imagine -“ Do you think you could teach me that?”

“Y/n I need your helpppp” Your best friend Joe said as he sat down beside you.

“What’s up?” You asked.

“Well I went on a date last night and ummm…this is really embarrassing” Joes face was slowly turning red.

“What’s wrong come on you know you can tell me anything.” You told him smiling kindly

You and Joe had been friends forever, you told each other literally everything. Secretly deep down you had always liked Joe more that just friends but you never knew how he felt about you so you didn’t say anything.

“Well umm I kissed her before she went home and she basically told me I was a shit kisser” Joe mumbled while looking down.

“Oh come on Joe who cares what some random girl you went on a date with once thinks” You said rolling your eyes.

“I know y/n but it just really got at me, a few girls I’ve kissed never really seemed like the enjoyed it. So maybe she’s right” Joe sighed.

“I’d enjoy kissing you” You said under your breath so it was barely audible but you instantly regretted it anyway.

“Huh?” Joe asked.

“Nothing. Come on Joe there’s no way you’re that bad at kissing.” You informed him.

“Do you think you could help me?” He asked.

“Be a good kisser?” You asked and let out a small laugh.

“Yeah do you think you could teach me that? Please help you’re my best friend there is literally no one else I could talk to about this"  He looked a bit embarrassed again.

"It’s not that hard joe. Just don’t think about it too much. Don’t try too hard” You told him and then laughed again because of the awkwardness of the conversation.

“Ugh I really don’t know how to do that” He sounded so sad.

You tapped his arm gently to get him to look at you.

“Hey don’t look so sad I’m sure your kissing isn’t that bad.” You were trying your best to make him feel better.

“Well you haven’t kissed me.” He chuckled.

“Well then let me change that” You regretted what you said instantly but there was no going back now.

You smashed your lips into his. At first he was a by taken back but he soften into the kiss.

He pushed you backwards gently so your back was against the sofa. He kissed you so passionately his hands were on your hips holding himself up above you.

You broke the kiss and felt like you needed to pinch yourself. This was actaully happeing. You were kissed your best freind who was also your secret crush and he was kissed you back.

“You’re not that bad of a kisser” You laughed.

“Yeah I know I was just trying to get you to kiss me” He smirked and before you could say anything began to kiss you again.

Presque Vu   Chapter 25

T/W Long chapter of nothing but smut 


   “You can still use your safeword without penalty,” Jared clarified. “There will never be a penalty for using your safeword under any circumstances, game or not.”

   Raina did understand that but she liked the way he always reinforced the idea. “Yes, sir.”

   “And no trying to trick her into saying “Yes, sir”,” Shannon added, “and no toys.”

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anonymous asked:

people dislike V for being a shitty person but then say they like ray cause he's 'cute'. Everybody romanticizes bad ends even though they're bad for a reason. Ray's obsessive behavior isn't something people should support. Yeah he needs help, but mental illnesses don't justify anything. everybody's willing to help him yet they never say anything about helping Rika.

I want to help Rika too, but I agree. While Ray is cute and loving, he’s also mentally ill and incredibly dependent. BUT he’s different to Rika. In V’s route she says how he’s particularly difficult to control, showing that if he weren’t on the drug HE WOULD NOT BE DOING WHAT HE’S DOING! He’s being controlled and manipulated so thoroughly that it’s difficult to know who he is underneath it all. That’s why I would save Saeran first. He is not responsible for his actions, but Rika is. I think that’s the difference.

Mass Effect Andromeda Companions: Notes

Liam writes things to help clear his head of clusters of problems that just seem to build up. It helps him see a plan and how to take his next steps, however, when it comes to writing notes for his lover, it’s completely different. You might find him writing things such as;

So today I had this drink at Aya and might I say I’ve never tasted anything like it. For some reason it made me think of home and how I’ve found that familiarity in you and I’m forever thankful to have a home in you

Cora, similar to Liam, writes to clear out her head, however, she writes short poems and thoughts. When it comes to writing notes for her lover she’s a sap and is actually pretty cheesy when it comes to it, though she’d never admit to anyone except her lover. You might find her writing things such as;

The plants are growing quite nicely and I wanted to ask you to come see them, some even have small blooms. They’re rather entrancing and that really reminded me of you, how you’re always stealing my focus

Jaal enjoys writing in his lovers language, it’s foreign to him but the letters just seem to flow for him and it’s rather relaxing. He absolutely loves writing notes to his lover about just anything, usually what he thinks throughout the day and what he thinks about them. You might find him writing things such as;

To think it only took you six-hundred years to meet me. I am forever grateful for our times to have met, I truly couldn’t imagine my life without you in it. My dear, I am so glad to have met you in this life

Vetra writes reports often, mostly to keep herself on top of things with her line of work and to help keep her organized. She likes to write notes for her lover, things that are actually genuine like what she worried about during the day and sometimes super sweet things. You might find her writing things such as;

Y’know, it’s hard loving someone so much. I constantly worry about you now and I’m always wondering, ‘What trouble are they going to get into today?’ That’s stressful, but honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way

Reyes has to write reports in every day and he never complains, though on the inside he has a few words to say about his work. When it comes to writing notes or letters for his lover though, he’s a real sweetheart and likes to cheese it up quite a bit just for them. You might find him wiring things such as;

My love, it seems you have forever captured my heart. You were free to do whatever you wanted with it and I am thankful you chose to keep it close to your own, choosing to love me back with everything you have

Peebee doesn’t care to write unless it’s about her work process and things related to it. If she does write things it’s usually to help clear out her thoughts and to write cute notes for her lover, things that are usually super sweet and thoughtful. You might find her writing things such as;

It stresses me to have someone on my mind constantly, and I mean you, but if I’m honest… I love it. You’re amazing to me and to others and it shocks me to have someone that I love and trust so much once again

Gil writes reports about his line of work often and turns it in to Kalo occasionally, usually when he feels like it and never on time. If he writes notes for himself, usually to his lover, he takes his time to really think about - making sure it’ll be kind and right from his heart. You might find him writing things such as;

You’re so simple and yet you always find ways to amaze me every single day and I absolutely love that about you. Thank you for always being yourself and for always taking care of me. I love you

Suvi likes to take notes on her work, and that’s usually every day with her constant new discoveries. She also ends up doodling and writing short notes for her lover whenever she grows bored or dozes off from her work, which happens more often than she’d admit. You might find her writing things such as;

I drew a plant on the corner of my paper today, while I was taking notes, and when I really looked at it I though of you. You’re constantly growing into this being that’s absolutely beautiful, so please, keep growing for me

anonymous asked:

sad that this even needs to be said but harrys a decent guy character. he is so into uma its insane but he never once makes a move or comments on it. hes respectful of her boundaries. with so many tv shows, hell even ones on the disney channel having guys whine about the "friendzone" bull, its refreshing to see a character not act like hes owed anything or complaining because they keep it friendish/flirty even though he likes her and she's into him too.

harry doesn’t have to make a move bc they’re already dating babe! 

but yeah i get what you’re saying and i feel like, character wise, harry uses flirting as an intimidation tactic but would never actually do something shitty or feel entitled to some girls affection. uma wouldn’t have someone like that as her first mate and i’m gonna say shes kicked the asses of a bunch of guys who don’t drink their daily dose of respect women juice! the bar shouldn’t be low tho you’re right lmao

hellsmuke  asked:

people are so disgusting for saying things like this to u, y'all please back tf up and learn to differentiate fiction from reality , coming after someone because they share a different opinion on a G A M E C H A R A C T E R is deadass the dumbest thing ive ever heard. she isnt ??? condoning ??? abusive relationships?? she's made that clear so many times and y'all bring your ass here and call her an awful person just because she likes rika. pls get ur heads out of ur asses and grow up

^^ this is what i’ve been trying to say, “i like this character” doesn’t mean “i agree with all of their actions and think they’ve never done anything wrong” sdfghjk. i wish more people understood this

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A woman would come around every other month with a check. Dove disliked that woman from the moment they met. At the time she thought it was because she associated the woman with needle’s and pain. She’d jab her arms without the least bit of sympathy or concern for the pain she was causing her. She never once smiled or said a word to her. Just poked and stabbed with her needles like some sort of deranged mosquito.

Every time the needle lady came around she’d ask her dad who she was. He’d get this half angry look in his eyes but he never said anything until she was ten. Maybe she had gotten him at a week moment but she’d always remember him saying “she pays me to keep you.”

“Is she my mom?” she wondered aloud thinking it was child support or something.

“Your mom?” he grumbled “what would give you that idea? Your mom…” His face softened a little “your mom deserved better.”

He wouldn’t explain what he meant by that no matter how many times she asked. One day she was going to meet her mom. One day she would have all of her questions answered. One day she was going to leave this house when her father wasn’t being paid to keep her under lock and key. Some day she wouldn’t have to see that awful needle woman again either.

I’m no expert—I’m hearing and my understanding of American Sign Language is extremely limited—so please feel free to correct/add on to this! But I was just really struck by (and loved!) Elisa’s “F U” to Strickland in the above scene, which was featured at the end of the newly-released Red Band trailer for The Shape of Water.

Here, Elisa is literally signing “F” and “U” from the ASL alphabet, but what makes this so striking is that, by doing so, she’s not exactly speaking ASL—she’s fingerspelling English. 

ASL is a completely separate language from spoken/written English, and fingerspelling is pretty much only used if there are no ASL equivalents for what needs to be conveyed, such as in the case of names. (In fact, when I was learning ASL, my teacher waited a while before teaching us the alphabet because she didn’t want us fingerspelling English instead of actually trying to sign!)

So the fact that Elisa uses fingerspelling here, when there are other ways in ASL to convey the idea of “fuck you,” says a lot. It says even more when you consider how she’s fingerspelling, since her fingerspelling here is not how a deaf person/someone who speaks ASL would typically fingerspell. 

‘Cause fingerspelling? It’s fast. Extremely fast. Each letter flows smoothly into the next. When you fingerspell, it should be an incredibly fluid motion.

But here? That’s 110% not the case. Elisa is slow and measured. She holds out each letter nice and long. It’s the kinda way you’d fingerspell to someone learning ASL—and actually, my teacher would say to not even do that. If you slow down so much for them all the time, they’ll never be able to keep up with real ASL!

So, this scene? This scene with Elisa fingerspelling something that doesn’t need to be fingerspelled, in an incredible, deliberate, slower-than-college-WiFi pace? Well, Elisa is doing more than just dissing Strickland—she’s absolutely taunting him. She’s saying, “I’m speaking your language. I dare you to understand me.”

And she knows that he won’t. She’s speaking crystal clearly, no stuttering, no hesitance, no nothing, and Strickland can’t even be damned to attempt the basic ASL alphabet because he would never, ever try to understand anything different from him.

And Elisa knows this and completely, totally rubs it in his bigoted face.

My experience with the signs in my life

  • Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
  • Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
  • Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it’s true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
  • Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
  • Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
  • Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It’s not that he is a dick, it’s just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
  • Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
  • Cancer male: oh boy. “Nightmare dressed as a daydream”. Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
  • Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
  • Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he’ll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn’t look like. The lonely wolf.
  • Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn’t notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
  • Virgo male: cute but doesn’t have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn’t want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn’t care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
  • Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn’t already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won’t forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
  • Libra male: my everything. Pretends he’s a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
  • Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you’ll know when she cares about you. She’s like a mama bear. She’ll call you if she feels you are not happy. She’ll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
  • Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don’t care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don’t know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and sex.
  • Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can’t stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She’s so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
  • Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He’s a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain’t in the same political party as you, just don’t mention politics. That’s when the fire shows.
  • Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won’t even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she’ll call. She’s absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it’s hard for her to trust people completely.
  • Capricorn male: THE FUCKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he’s crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
  • Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she’s hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she’s very honest.
  • Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it’s just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
  • Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don’t even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
  • Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things
The Best Girlfriends of the Zodiac, Ranked Worst to Best
12. Scorpio

She comes in last. Beware of the Scorpio woman out of all the signs. She is the one you should be the most frightened of. You have to be prepared for the honesty of a Scorpio girlfriend. She will be very passionate, and she will show you that she loves you in ways you’ve never experienced before. But the moment that you make a big mistake, expect that she is going to be ruthless in bringing you down. When you are on her good side, she is the best you can get. Just remember that!

11. Virgo

The Virgo girlfriend may be critical about the relationship that you have with her. Insecurity can play a big role. Even though you try to reassure her your love, this won’t be sufficient at times.  She is usually the most insecure of the people that you meet, and she gets jealous easily. But you think that she is perfect in every way or at least, perfect for you.

10. Aries

A relationship with an Aries girl is in one word ‘intense’. Because she feels everything to the core. She frequently rushes into things so you may get intimidated in the beginning especially if you think you are still not ready for a new relationship.  Though, if she senses the smell of being unwanted she’ll be already out the door. If she included you in her world, she will do everything in her power to have fun and make your day a better one.

9. Taurus

Taurus women are very fond of their freedom. That is why relationships in the beginning can go very slow. She has to know you are worthy of her love. If you won her over she will be extremely loyal. She is your mother, your cook and your lover all at once. Don’t mess this up, you will not get a second chance.

8. Cancer

If you would like to be pampered and cared for, you need a Cancerian girlfriend. You can expect that she will be wearing her heart on her sleeve all the time. You know exactly how she is feeling. You do not want to upset her, but she tends to become upset easily over the smallest things. She is not very trusting, and it will take a long time for you to get her trust but just seconds to break it. She cares for you, but at times, she does not want to show it though it is evident. Her contradicting actions may seem confusing for you, but the moment that you get her, she will do her best not to break your heart.

7. Leo

If you are big on romance, Leo is your sign to date. Magical and enchanting romantic affairs the kinds of relationships you thought only exist in the movies. Not easy to uphold but this is everything she wants and she will fight you for it. Leo women like a ‘project’ as a partner or someone that need to be ‘saved’.

6. Aquarius

The perfect average girlfriend. She’s right there in the middle. She is very loyal and committed when it comes to relationships but also has a very eccentric aspect to her personality. She is very independent. She may also be considered weird because people do not understand her thoughts and actions. The moment that you get to know her better, you will begin to realize what she is trying to prove. And you will see how wonderful she is.

5. Gemini

A Gemini woman is a healthy mix of positives and negatives. You will have your fair share of fun and exciting times, but you will also go through your fair share of struggles. Most of the time, a Gemini woman is fun, adventurous, and easygoing. However, they also have a dark side about them that they reveal every once in a while.

4. Libra

You almost can never go wrong with dating a Libra girl. She is known to be one of the most genuinely kind people out of all the Zodiac signs. They tend to always portray a positive spirit and they always want the people around them to be happy. However, you have to be very careful with your words around a Libra woman. She has the tendency to get hurt fairly easily. She does not like having conflicts with the one she loves so even if she senses that something is wrong or even if you did something that she did not like, she would not say anything about it. If you are a jealous type you must know, a Libra woman tends to be very charismatic and social. She will be surrounded with quite some people.

3. Capricorn

A Capricorn woman is someone who will never come up short when it comes to effort. She is always going to give her 100% dedication and commitment to any relationship. Although she can be difficult to deal with because of her perfectionist ways, you will always end up thankful for having her in your life. You know that your life would be just way worse without her in it.

2. Pisces

While typically, a Pisces girl is always shy at first, she is most definitely going to be worth all the patience and effort in the world. She is incredibly trustworthy and you can always rely on her to take care of your heart. She is very skilled at figuring out how you’re feeling at any particular moment. She is also very sensitive and careful with both her words and actions.

1. Sagittarius

She is always guarded but the moment that you can conquer her heart, you will be one of the few special people in her life. If you manage to land a Sagittarius girl, she is on an endless pursuit to always push you to become the best version of yourself. She is a very selfless and generous human being who always places the needs of others above her own.
They are always in the business of trying to make the people around them better. And that is why she has been declared as the best girlfriend.

Mute

- Where Harry doesn’t talk and falls in love with Y/n.

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It’s Monday, which means that Harry has to start his week with Physics class.

Harry doesn’t mind the subject itself, he actually has come to the conclusion that it’s the class he’s most interested in—it’s more so the three-hour lab that couldn’t seem to end soon enough. Physics lab means three hours of group research, which requires an abundance of group participation and discussion—all of which makes Harry want to crawl out of his own skin.

And despite Physics holding Harry’s highest grade in university, everyone in that class only hopes to not be paired with him.

Not one student has heard him utter a single word, which ultimately led them to believe that his lack of participation will jeopardize their already mediocre grades. But Harry always finds himself writing all the data information to make up for his lack of discussion, even if he hated it.

So inevitably, Harry lets out an inaudible sigh when he settles into his chair, hair a bit disheveled and eyes still watering from the early hour. And he mentally curses himself for sleeping in a couple extra minutes because now he hasn’t gotten a single ounce of caffeine to help him feel more prepared for the next three hours.

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anonymous asked:

wait what did t*yler swift do to kanye?

It’s a 7 year long drama but basically Kanye dropped a song called Famous and in it there was a lyric that was like “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous” - and everyone was like “Yo Kanye, what the fuck man?” - but then Kanye tweeted and was like “By the way, I played Taylor that song, asked her if it was okay, told her if she had issue with it I wouldn’t do it, but she Ok’d it” (I can’t give sources because Kanye had like, a mental breakdown and deleted his social media).

Then Taylor steps up and denies these claims, saying she would never okay something like that, shows up to the Grammy’s and is like “On the way to success there’s going to be people that undercut you”, basically just drags Kanye and makes out like he’s totally lying about the whole thing, and that she’s been lied about and is the victim still. Taylor’s little group of over paid under talented friends step in and give their opinion on it, naturally supporting Taylor. Kanye doesn’t say anything else to defend himself, not much point doing anything else when Taylor’s got her whole squad dragging him.

Then Kim Kardashian West, who up until this point had kept out of it, is like “At this point, I don’t give a fuck, and I’ll do whatever it takes to protect my man” and so she drops the recording of the phonecall between Kanye and Taylor, where he quite clearly plays her the song, then asks her repeatedly if she’s okay with it, and says he wouldnt do it if she wasn’t, and she quite clearly said she was fine with it and that it was a joke and it was whatever. And so Taylor is exposed as a god damn liar, who literally does not give a fuck what she has to do to make herself look better. And that’s where the snake thing came from bc after that people spammed her insta and twitter with the snake emoji bc people were over her gross ass.

Like don’t get me wrong, Kanye has done many a shitty thing, but Taylor literally manipulated him and the situation so people would feel sorry for her. She preaches about “strong women” and yet she constantly tries to make herself look the victim so she gets the world’s sympathy. To conclude: she’s the fakest woman in showbusiness, potentially the fakest person regardless of gender, and I’m Over Her.

The Boxer Part Two

Pairing: Y/N and Harry

Word Count: 5K

WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: MENTIONS OF MISCARRIAGE AND PHYSICAL FIGHTS.

Prompt: 

“You’re supposed to be in the hospital gown, it’s why we laid it out for you,” Y/N stated, pointing the pen in her hand at the white gown by his feet.

“I’m not wearing that paper shit,” Harry grumbled, “and I’m perfectly fine to leave.”

“That cut says otherwise,” Y/N says.

Harry watches as she sets down the clipboard and turns on the sink to wash her hands, she’s cute. She’s nothing like the kind Harry would go for. His usual prey would be at the bar, lonely, maybe going through a breakup, but he knew for sure that by the end of the night she would be in his bed. Y/N on the other hand looked like too pure for him, and he hated that look.

From his experience Harry had learned that girls like Y/N believed that they were too good for a guy like him. Girls like Y/N, with an innocent smile, soft skin, and soft voices, tended to only use him for one thing, to make their parents upset. Harry had seen it time and time again, it was only a matter of weeks before the girl would crush his heart and move on to someone better.

“I don’t feel anything,” Harry stated.

Harry had grown numb to just about everything. He couldn’t feel the punches thrown at him, he couldn’t feel his emotions, it all just seemed gone to him. He didn’t mind though, no emotions meant he couldn’t get hurt, and no pain meant he was unstoppable.

or

Boxer Harry Styles highers, incredibly perky Y/N as his on-call nurse.

Part One


Harry wasn’t sure which he hated the most, expression his emotions, or having to handle them.

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My experience with the signs in my life

Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.

Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.

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The culture of college education in this country is so frustrating to me, because it ends up feeling like life and death when it really really shouldn’t. Failing an exam or dropping a class or taking more than four years or even dropping out of school shouldn’t feel like the end of the world, and we all know this, rationally, at yet they do. 

(And people who went to college when you could basically always get into your first choice school and pay for the entire year with your summer job busing tables, perpetuate this by making everything about arbitrary metrics of ~success~ rather than happiness/general life satisfaction).

And yeah, there are a lot of cultural and societal factors at play, not least of which is the way that our education system treats college like the goal, something that must be harnessed to guarantee the highest possible earning potential, a necessity for future success and happiness. 

But expecting to know what you want to do for the rest of your life when you’re what? 17/18/19? is ridiculous. Hell, I’m in my twenties and in grad school and I still don’t know what I want to do with my life most days. Basically no one I graduated from college with is doing what they ultimately want to do (if they even know what they want to do). 

Idk idk. Life isn’t linear and it’s a lot longer than it seems when you’re 19 (which I realize is rich coming from me, the 23 year old), and they way we treat college is kind of (very) fucked up. 

The Best Girlfriends of the Zodiac, Ranked Worst to Best

12.

Scorpio

She comes in last. Beware of the Scorpio woman out of all the signs. She is the one you should be the most frightened of. You have to be prepared for the honesty of a Scorpio girlfriend. She will be very passionate, and she will show you that she loves you in ways you’ve never experienced before. But the moment that you make a big mistake, expect that she is going to be ruthless in bringing you down. When you are on her good side, she is the best you can get. Just remember that!

11. Virgo

The Virgo girlfriend may be critical about the relationship that you have with her. Insecurity can play a big role. Even though you try to reassure her your love, this won’t be sufficient at times.  She is usually the most insecure of the people that you meet, and she gets jealous easily. But you think that she is perfect in every way or at least, perfect for you.

10. Aries

A relationship with an Aries girl is in one word ‘intense’. Because she feels everything to the core. She frequently rushes into things so you may get intimidated in the beginning especially if you think you are still not ready for a new relationship.  Though, if she senses the smell of being unwanted she’ll be already out the door. If she included you in her world, she will do everything in her power to have fun and make your day a better one.

9. Taurus

Taurus women are very fond of their freedom. That is why relationships in the beginning can go very slow. She has to know you are worthy of her love. If you won her over she will be extremely loyal. She is your mother, your cook and your lover all at once. Don’t mess this up, you will not get a second chance.

8. Cancer

If you would like to be pampered and cared for, you need a Cancerian girlfriend. You can expect that she will be wearing her heart on her sleeve all the time. You know exactly how she is feeling. You do not want to upset her, but she tends to become upset easily over the smallest things. She is not very trusting, and it will take a long time for you to get her trust but just seconds to break it. She cares for you, but at times, she does not want to show it though it is evident. Her contradicting actions may seem confusing for you, but the moment that you get her, she will do her best not to break your heart.

7. Leo

If you are big on romance, Leo is your sign to date. Magical and enchanting romantic affairs the kinds of relationships you thought only exist in the movies. Not easy to uphold but this is everything she wants and she will fight you for it. Leo women like a ‘project’ as a partner or someone that need to be ‘saved’.

6. Aquarius

The perfect average girlfriend. She’s right there in the middle. She is very loyal and committed when it comes to relationships but also has a very eccentric aspect to her personality. She is very independent. She may also be considered weird because people do not understand her thoughts and actions. The moment that you get to know her better, you will begin to realize what she is trying to prove. And you will see how wonderful she is.

5. Gemini

A Gemini woman is a healthy mix of positives and negatives. You will have your fair share of fun and exciting times, but you will also go through your fair share of struggles. Most of the time, a Gemini woman is fun, adventurous, and easygoing. However, they also have a dark side about them that they reveal every once in a while.

4. Libra

You almost can never go wrong with dating a Libra girl. She is known to be one of the most genuinely kind people out of all the Zodiac signs. They tend to always portray a positive spirit and they always want the people around them to be happy. However, you have to be very careful with your words around a Libra woman. She has the tendency to get hurt fairly easily. She does not like having conflicts with the one she loves so even if she senses that something is wrong or even if you did something that she did not like, she would not say anything about it. If you are a jealous type you must know, a Libra woman tends to be very charismatic and social. She will be surrounded with quite some people.

3. Capricorn

A Capricorn woman is someone who will never come up short when it comes to effort. She is always going to give her 100% dedication and commitment to any relationship. Although she can be difficult to deal with because of her perfectionist ways, you will always end up thankful for having her in your life. You know that your life would be just way worse without her in it.

2. Pisces

While typically, a Pisces girl is always shy at first, she is most definitely going to be worth all the patience and effort in the world. She is incredibly trustworthy and you can always rely on her to take care of your heart. She is very skilled at figuring out how you’re feeling at any particular moment. She is also very sensitive and careful with both her words and actions.

1. Sagittarius

She is always guarded but the moment that you can conquer her heart, you will be one of the few special people in her life. If you manage to land a Sagittarius girl, she is on an endless pursuit to always push you to become the best version of yourself. She is a very selfless and generous human being who always places the needs of others above her own.
They are always in the business of trying to make the people around them better. And that is why she has been declared as the best girlfrien