The Attack of the Bake Sale
When I was in highschool, there was this girl named Casey. Casey was your classic high school bully. Spreading rumors, sending embarrassing pictures of you around the school, etc. As the years went on, she kept at it. She was awful.
One day, I found my best friend sobbing in the bathroom. She said that Casey had poured F*CKING GASOLINE INTO HER BACKPACK. Of course I immediately went to the office and reported Casey. But all I got was “girls do things sometimes.” Casey did this s*it everyday! And so a revenge plan was hatched…
I gathered as many of Casey’s victims as possible and we all met at my house. All of these girls streets crying about what Casey did. One girl, who was a freshman, said that Casey had stolen her clothes when she was in gym. Another girl said that Casey had covered her locker with clear glue. It needed to stop. So we all decided to start having a daily bake sale after school. (The school gave us permission, but we did have to give them a percentage of the money) Not only was it a good way to make money, bit out gave the perfect opportunity for revenge.
Since there were 17 of us, we took turns supplying treats for the bake sale. Now it was no secret that Casey liked sweets. And by the end of the first week she was already a regular customer. As painful as it was, we put on smiles and treated her just like our other customers. Then, after a few weeks, we announced that one of our customers would win a gift basket. Everyone went crazy and started buying all of our stuff, but we already had a winner in mind.
In the basket we put chocolate with laxatives in it and shampoo and conditioner filled with hair removal. Then, the day came. We announced Casey as the winner and overjoyed, she took the basket and went on her marry way.
BUT IT GETS BETTER. That night her and all of her rich snooty friends had a sleepover AND THEY ALL ATE THE CHOCOLATE AND USED THE SHAMPOO. AND THE NEXT WEEK NONE OF THEM WERE AT SCHOOL AND THEN THEY CAME BACK AND THEY WERE WEARING WIGS. AND THIS LITTLE FRESHMAN BOY BUMPED INTO CASEY AND HER WIG FELL OFF AND EVERYONE CHEERED. SHE LEFT THE SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY.
And after that, we continued to have the bake sale and we made a f*uckton of money. Win win!
Submitted by: sweet-cake-3036