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Eva’s performance of River at HOF (where she got a perfect score) is literally the closest to perfect thing i have ever seeen in my life…. that dance looks so fricken hardd and she literally nailed EVERY LITTLE THING

anonymous asked:

The day before she is to go on Maternity leave with the twins, Elisa is in court when she starts having contractions. Because they are far apart and not very strong, she thinks she can wait till court lets out for the day before going to the hospital. 10 minutes later, during the heated questioning of an uncooperative witness. Elisa doubles over and a second later, her water breaks. The judge immediately calls for a recess and an embarrassed Elisa calls Becca to come take her to the hospital.

Oh man, Elisa would be so pissed that her water broke during court. Right when she was about to nail that witness, too!!

You know that Becca would have the sirens on and everything in her cruiser on the way to the courthouse, too.

HER WIFE IS HAVING THEIR BABIES, FUCK OFF OLD MAN AND YOUR DIRTY LOOKS FOR SLIGHTLY CUTTING YOU OFF.

And once she gets to the courtroom, she’s all doting and sweet wife at the sight of Elisa, asking, “Are you okay, baby, how are your contractions, are they far apart–wait, you need a wheel chair, you can’t walk out to the car like this!”

Which kinda-sorta pisses a very pregnant and very much in pain Elisa off, because, “I can walk to the car, Bec, I’m not gonna break!”

Becca immediately calls Sonny and Rafael as soon as she has Elisa safe and sound in the car, telling them, “Yeah, your daughter wouldn’t let me get her a wheelchair, so she walked down all of the courthouse steps whilehaving a contraction.”

And she can tell that Rafael must have it on speaker while he and Sonny rush to get ready to meet them at the hospital, because she can hear, beyond Rafael’s reply of, “That’s our girl, alright.”, Sonny yelling in the background, “Our baby’s having her babies, Rafi!”

So I commissioned my wonderfully talented friend @plastic-pipes to make a piece from the last chapter of my fanfic Surrender and she absolutely knocked it out of the park. 

The compression of tumblr doesn’t do this picture justice so please click it and really look at it because there are so many wonderful little details all over the place. Pipes is absolutely magic and I love this so much.

Yes hello, Vetra’s backstory actually breaks my heart thinking about the stuff these poor girls had to go through. I gave you the cute, now you have to cry with me

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drawing some yasuhooooo because i love her! also josuke is there….

So I’m on Oasis with some friends and the McCree on the enemy team just deadeye’d about 3 people. 

And he was a cheeky lil’ space cowboy.

And as he’s hitting enter,

in comes MOTHER FUCKING RUSSIA READY TO DIE TRYING TO PROTECT THE OBJECTIVE

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🎀💀 SOFT JASPER 💀🎀

BUT ACTUALLY i rly enjoy doing fashion gems so this is a GREAT request!!

vanessa and sonny are very close and have a lot of fun together,, okay that is all

silly chloe headcanons
  • “whatever happened to that old medieval brand chivalry? you know where knights laid themselves facedown in the mud and let you walk across their backs so your dress wouldn’t get dirty.” 
    • “that’s….not how that goes, chloe.” 
    • “oh thank god, patent the idea for me, and do you think kim would be interested?”
  • she holds the record for most online purchases made while procrastinating during a single class period (five Lancôme palettes, four Louis Vuitton handbags, three Chanel dresses, and seventeen Louboutin heels). thank you unlimited platinum credit cards. 
  • “wait…you only have one bathroom in your whole house!?”
  • chloe forgot about a history exam one day and straight up slipped mme. bustier an envelope of €500 so that she could “overlook this whole test thing.”
    • she got sent to the principal’s office, all the while complaining that “daddy bribes his staff to overlook things all the time!”
  • whenever chloe insults someone, adrien blackmails her by saying he’ll reveal her crunchyroll premium account and all of her fandom blogs if she doesn’t apologize that same day. it’s his most effective method of keeping her in check, and she highly resents it
  • she’s super instagram famous and likes to post a lot of makeup videos, fashion hauls, and nail tutorials when she’s bored
    • no one will admit to it, but everyone in the class watches her instagram videos all the time because holy shit her highlight is immaculate and how on earth does she get her nail gradients to look so neat?
  • she’s scarily good at the knife game??? one day she was bored in class and was fiddling around with her metal nail file and pretty soon she was an expert. it’s great for scaring away stupid boys who try to bother her during study hall. 
  • one time marinette was complaining in the hallway that she forgot her eyeliner at home and didn’t have anything to touch up her makeup with, and on instinct chloe pulls out her emergency makeup kit and asks “pencil, gel, or liquid?”
    • she may hate the girl but forgetting your touch up bag at home is about the most tragic thing chloe’s ever heard in her life
  • “im a very charitable person! just this morning i told a woman leaving her hotel room that her dress looked like a burlap sack that a drunk, colorblind, has-been artist just finished throwing up all over. a lesser person would’ve let her walk outside in that monstrosity.” 
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