she makes me want to kms

listening to slsp then vs now
  • calum: if i showed up with a plane ticket, with a shiny diamond ring with your name on it, would you wanna run away too? 'cause all i really want is you...
  • me then: why are you asking me to marry you, asian boy?
  • me now: oMf yEs cRyINF; bE tHe fAtHeR oF mY cHILdREn
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5SOS meme ➜ Luke Hemmings in every music video (She Looks So Perfect)

Simmer down, simmer down, they say we’re too young now to amount to anything else but look around, we work too damn hard for this just to give it up now, if you don’t swim, you’ll drown but don’t move, honey

the double!talon au

Suggested by @dudeblade. Thanks!

  • it starts off as just a really good day- she’s testing the slipstream, the first plane to use tele-fucking-portation, and she’s been chosen to test-run it, but no biggie
  • lena whizzes through the halls, cheerful as usual, greets everyone she meets by name
  • she’s almost vibrating by the time she gets to the runway, sees the Slipstream
  • it’s beautiful
  • she’s pretty sure she’s in love
  • “be careful, lena,” calls the atc, and she salutes, climbs into the cockpit
  • she whistles as she fits on her com, runs an admiring hand over the dashboard in front of her
  • “the slipstream cleared for takeoff. all set.” comes the tinny voice through the com
  • “aye-aye”
  • “LENA THAT’S NOT FUCKING PROTOCOL THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY BE CAREFUL DON’T DIE I’LL MISS YOU IF YOU DIE BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT SO TAKE CARE”
  • “love you too, max. now let’s get this baby into the air”
  • it’s all fine and dandy
  • the slipstream rises smoothly into the air, and lena does an unnecessary victory loop, whooping
  • very, very distantly you can hear max screaming in agony
  • and then she presses a button that reads ‘teleportation matrix’ and she feels the plane shudder. she grips the levers, and- she’s gone.
  • the slipstream disappears, and she falls from the sky, and suddenly there’s another flash and she’s atop a pyramid- is that the sphinx being built- and then confucius, cross-legged on a pillow-is that guy freud- holy jesus it’s jesus- the birth of ellen degeneres- gabe’s embarrassing baby pictures- and lena flips, disjointed, through time and space, for what seems like forever and no time at all
  • and at last when she flickers into existence there’s a whump and abruptly someone shoves her into a harness
  • “hi,” she says.
  • there’s a girl looking down at her wearing overalls.
  • “there you are.” she says cheerfully. “we’ve been looking for you for ages.”
  • “are you an overwatch agent?”
  • the girl frowns. “no. i’m sorry, lena. they gave up on looking for you months ago. i’m part of talon.”
  • lena blinks. “talon? wait, overwatch stopped looking for me? but they’re my friends!”
  • “they’re not as good as you thought they were, lena. no one’s as good as you.”
  • lena, dazed and betrayed, joins them, with her new red-tinted chronal accelerator.
  • a few months later, there’s a new girl. lena hears the stories, and eventually she runs into her one day
  • she stops in her tracks. this girl is… very pretty.
  • apparently being flung through time and space does not alter gayness
  • “hi. i’m tracer.”
  • the girl looks at her. “widowmaker.”
  • “cheery name.”
  • “thank you.”
  • they get along surprisingly well.
  • the reports to talon hq include the fact that ‘agent #5 and agent #13 have become very good friends as of lately, and it is likely that they may become an excellent team”
  • omitted: “they are very gay for each other”
  • before a mission, tracer will do this thing where she touches foreheads with widow (which takes like a stool cuz she’s short af) and say, very quietly, “stay safe, love”
  • one time, widow blinks very rapidly, eyelashes fluttering against tracer’s, and says “continuer en sécurité, amour” and after that, tracer says “stay safe, my love”
  • and when someone insults widowmaker, tracer springs to her defense
  • “you don’t understand, she just loves differently, and she feels, i know she does, and goddamnit i love her”
  • and after missions, they bang
  • a lot
  • a lot as in they need five replacement beds in a month
  • which is not even their record
  • widow will flank tracer in battle even though technically she’s defense bc she wants to make sure her gf is safe
  • tracer will drop back like 7686453 km just to check on widow’s little nest and the talon suit manning the mission will yell “what the hell are you doing agent 5 there are 15 agents coming at me and i’m alone”
  • anyways they’re badass and gay and i love them

I was wearing this nice new outfit I got that makes me look like a librarian/secretary but anyways some woman was chatting with me and she asked me how old I was and I said 21 and she looked like she was having a heart attack and she chokes out “O.. oh my GOD I thought you were in middle school!”

anonymous asked:

okay so like i have a crush on 3 whole girls. Two are literally in a relationship with each other so like kms, but the other is single and I know she's bi. However, I was with her at an event last night and I'm pretty sure she was crying over her ex-boyfriend so like,,,,, Guys what's a gay to do

UPDATE: SHE’S TAKING MY ADVICE AND WORKING TO GET OVER HIM AND WE’RE GONNA MAKE COOKIES TOGETHER AND GO OUT FOR CHINESE AND SHE WANTS TO “HANG OUT MORE” AND INVITED ME TO SLEEP OVER UUUUUUUUH WOW

Mod f says:
NICE NICE NICE NICE!!!!! I LOVE YALL!! Good luck!!!

i just feel like my mom knows something dirty and nasty about me like she caught me masturbating or something because people like her, when they think about same sex relationships, they never think of romance, hand holding, puppy love, deep commitment, trust…. they just think of sex and taboo and politics and sex and sex and sex and it just makes me want to kms that my love for girls isnt seen as pure and innocent and caring and real. it’s just seen as sex. i want to die

anonymous asked:

ive been depressed lately. my irl friends all live far away from me, the closest is 4 hours drive. i asked my mom if i could go down to see them for halloween because i get horribly depressed because im ALWAYS alone and she got mad at me even though i tried to explain that it was to make me not suffer from a manic depression episode and want to kms. hell, ive been telling my mom i want to die lately but she just brushes it off even tho she says she wants me to be more open about my problems

some parents don’t know how to actually deal with a child that suffers from mental illness. however that doesn’t make her treatment of you right. i remember when I didn’t have my bipolar anywhere near under control and it would manifest as me needing to wander, granted I live in brooklyn so wandering at night isn’t safe but it evolved into self harming behavior. my mother still didn’t let me wander but i got to sit outside and be out of the house. around that time i became more invested in honing my coping skills especially during lonely days and nights, so things like face timing/skyping my friends was really essential and if i couldn’t get to that then i would turn to making plays and characters and having them interact (usually super dramatically lol) to kind of live through them. i had a gaia online account for a while and would go into the towns and just watch people have a good time or try to make a friend or two myself. outside of that, if there’s another adult you can talk to preferably a guidance counselor at school that would be a great thing to do cause sometimes adults don’t listen to their kids just cause it’s their kids but they’ll listen to another adult. i hope this all helps and please feel free to come back in case it hasn’t

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dollystrology-deactivated201706  asked:

YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT DARK-ASTROLOGY

Yeeeah like i didnt really want to get into it with anybody on this blog but shes already blocked me soo. I’m so sick of people defending her shit, and her astro posts are good but not amazing anyway haha. I dont have anything personal against her but she flaunts her views in such a rude pointless way. She also only reblogs political posts that aren’t well put/are too far left bc it makes her conservatism look good and liberal people look stupid. All her blog is anymore is wow this anon told me to kms!!! 1! look at my store!! i love marco rubio fite me!! 1! Lol imo I dont want to see her posts anymore and she doesnt deserve her following.