“Why do I have to drive??” You whine as you buckle your seat belt. “Because you didn’t have a match today and I did??” Enzo sassed. “But Enzoooo…” You dragged out the o with a nasally voice as Enzo covered his ears in fake annoyance. You both laugh and start the long drive to the next location. “Before anyone starts commenting on this that Enzo is an ass for making me drive… He actually hurt his back tonight.” You spoke directly to the camera. “Yeah you hit the ropes with Big E and then we can talk.” Enzo glared as you laughed again. “Babe you cant laugh like that when you try and act tough we’ve talked about this.” “Maybe I can just act crazy like Harley Quinn.” “You and those damn superhero movies.” “Watch your mouth.” You swat his arm as he laughs again. “Okay okay… I’m joking.” Enzo put his arms infront of his face in protection from you hand that still swatted him. “Lets talk about what the people are actually watching this for.” “Fine get the twitter questions out.” You hand Enzo your phone from your jacket pocket. You and Enzo have been a couple for about a month now and been pretty tight lipped about it and that drove the fans crazy. Everyone wanted to know the story so management thought it would be best for business if you two answered questions on Ride Along. “Okay first question come… ‘How did you two first meet??’” Enzo looked to you for an answer. “John Cena introduced us.” You said with a shrug. “You heard it here first folks… Enzo and (Y/N) were set up by none other than John Cena.” Enzo put on his best announcer voice. “The face of the company thought we would be a good match since neither of us ever shut up.” You giggle. “That leads to the next question… Does Enzo ever shut up??” Enzo scoffs. “I hate to say it but that accident where Zo knocked himself out was the only time I can think of where Enzo was quiet for more than 5 minutes.” “Thats a lie.” “Zo you talk in your sleep.” You argue. “No I don’t.” “Call Cass right now he will vouch for me.” “Whatever whatever… You’re right I’m wrong.” Enzo throws up his hands defeated. “Thank you.” You smirk as Enzo rolls his eyes. “Last question… What do you like most about each other??” “Hmmm… Hard to say…” You tease as Enzo gives you a blank stare. “I’m joking… I love his confidence. He ain’t afraid to go after what he wants and has a way of making everyone around him feel important.” “Awww babe…” Enzo kisses your hand and then laces his fingers in with yours. There is a long pause until you look to Enzo. “You’re turn??” “Oh yeah… I forgot… I like that she compliments me.” “Seriously??” You ask annoyed. “No.” Enzo laughed. “I love how she puts everyone before herself. She is full of love and compassion. She is as beautiful inside as she is outside.” You blush. “Awww look at that blush… Soooo pretty.” Enzo sing songs as you try to hide your face while driving. The episode ends with Enzo continuing to make you blush with sweet words.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING… if yall want me to continue the ride along fics let me know… a big thank you to @meganloveeworld for the help on this fic… please let me know what you think… any and all feedback is welcome… THANK YOU AGAIN FOR READING
Note: I didn’t come up with these questions, I collected them off tumblr
*I answered these questions in a form of short stories enjoy :-)
*You can do this too btw
1) First of all, who is your OTP?
2) Who worries about what they will look like when they are older?
“One day I’m gonna be an old old man and you’ll still look all nice and pretty.” Kakashi grumbled and truly looked miserable for a second.
Sakura laughed, “Oh shush, you and I both know you’re the pretty one in this relationship.”
3) who hogs the blanket?
Kakashi let out a defeated sigh when Sakura took stole the last bit of the blanket that still covered him, “It’s a good thing you’re a medic, its your fault I get sick after all.”
4) who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?
“Y'know, these crusts are a part of the pizza. You won’t get poisoned if you ate them.” Sakura highlighted as she chewed on the leftover crusts on his plate.
“I have you for that.” He grinned, blowing her a kiss. Sakura rolled her eyes in response.
5) who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?
“C'mere,” Kakashi said cradling Sakura up in his arms as she began to sob. “You’ve always cried so easily.”
“Shut up.” She muttered, nuzzling her face up in his chest. Kakashi couldn’t help but chuckle and started brushing her pink hair until she calmed down.
6) who sings along with the radio?
She moved gracefully around the kitchen, cooking and cleaning and humming along to the radio. Her voice was terrible but Kakashi swore he wouldn’t mind listening to it forever.
7) who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?
“Kakashi?!” Sakura squealed racing to the smoking kitchen to find Kakashi putting out a small fire using a fire extinguisher. “What have you done?!
He looked sheepish, “um…I burned the eggs…”
“How does one even burn eggs? jeez.” Sakura complained.
Kakashi shrugged helplessly. “I tried.”
8) who would throw the other into a pool?
Sakura squealed when Kakashi pushed her into the pool, fully clothed. “Kakashi, what the hell?!”
The Pinkette looked furious and the silver-head continued to laugh his head off.
Sakura glared kunai at him, “You know what? Fine, laugh it up. No more sex for a week.”
Kakashi’s laughing fit immediately seized. “What. No! I’m so sorry, it was a joke, don’t be cruel!”
9) who shops for groceries?
“I want to help you grocery shop.” Kakashi begged, because he actually secretly love it.
“Kakashi you can’t tell apart kale from spinach…”
10) who kills the spiders?
Kakashi let out a girly squeal causing Sakura to look up from her magazine. “Is it another spider?
“You’re such a baby.”
11) who is the morning/night person?
-Sakura: Morning - Kakashi: night
“Why’re you still awake?” Sakura grumbled cracking an eye open to find Kakashi reading Icha Icha by the lamp on his nightstand. “Its three a.m.”
“Five more minutes its nearly over.” Kakashi replied flipping over another page.
Sighing Sakura turned around and went back to sleep
“Morning sunshine!” She said in a singsong voice, whipping the curtains open and earning a loud groan from the silver head.
“For the love of god close the curtains before my head falls off!”
Sakura giggled and climbed on top of him, “nah, I like your head where it belongs.”
“And where’s that?”
He cracked an eye open to find her smirking suggestively at him, “Want a reminder?”
12) WHO PROPOSES?
His palms were clammy and his neck was damp from the nerves as he got down on one knee and cleared his throat, “Sakura…we’ve been together for five years and, I love you more each passing day and will continue to forever….I actually have so much more to say but my mind is going blank…will you marry me?”
Dispute the awkwardness of his proposal, she felt her eyes water and she pulled him in for a kiss, “of course you idiot.”
13) Who made the first move?
Sakura waited patiently for him to kiss her. They were standing on her doorstep after their fourth date and he still haven’t attempted it once.
Sighing in defeat, because she knew he was way too scared of kissing her just yet and rose onto her tip-toes to gently brush her lips against his. “Goodnight, Kakashi.”
14) Who said ‘I love you’ first?
Sakura let out a yawn and nuzzled herself into the space under his arm, her eyes drooping sleepily.
Strands of pink hair fell over he face as she turned to press it into his chest.
“I love you,” Kakashi blurted out
Her green eyes snapped open to look at him sleepily, “mhmm? Love you too…”
And she was out like light.
15) How often they fight?
-they would argue a lot, but rarely fight.
“Sa-ku-ra,” Kakashi groaned in annoyance. “I already told you I was really busy and I forgot, I’m sorry!”
“I would never forget YOUR birthday. Even when I have paperwork thats the equivalent of my body weight.”
“Look…I’m really sorry…I’ve had a rough week I’ll make it up to you. I love you please lets stop fighting.”
Sighing, her shoulders slumped in defeat. “Whatever,”
Kakashi let her curl up completely on his lap, her face pressed against his neck and her breathing tickled his throat. “’M cold.”
Kakashi rubbed his hands up and down her arm, trying to capture her some heat. “Mhm,”
17) What’s their nicknames are for each other? -Sak and Kashi
“Poor Kashi,” She teased lightly, her face breaking into a grin. He looked so adorable in his oversized damp shirt.
“I barely escaped for my life,” The silver-head whined, “come cuddle me Sak,”
“Dry up first cutie.”
18) Whose the better cook?
“How are you so good at this?” Kakashi said in awe, swallowing a big bite of pasta. “I burn water.”
Sakura laughed, “somebody gotta keep us fed, can’t let ya starve now can I?”
“Nope.” He agreed stuffing his mouth. “You can’t.”
19) Who remembers their anniversaries?
Kakashi didn’t have that many important dates to remember. Besides Obito’s death anniversary, he only had his and Sakura’s anniversary and her birthday marked up on his calendar. At least he had things to celebrate now…
20) Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex)?
Sakura’s head rested on his chest, his arm around her shoulder and cheek on her head. In his lap lay Icha Icha, held by both of them on either side as they both enjoyed the masterpiece Jiraya created in silence. Nothing like reading Icha Icha with your soulmate ay.
21) How they would get engaged?
-it’ll happen out of nowhere
“I’m feeling quite lazy today.” Kakashi yawned, head falling back against his pillow.
“You’re always lazy.” She remarked.
“Not always.” He interjected.
“Most times.” Sakura amended her statement.
“Mhmm…” he agreed, watching her move around, dusting pillows and arranging cushions. “Hey Sak…?
“Yeah?” She said absently, rearranging their photo frames by the table.
“Lets get married.” He said.
“Huh?” Sakura straightened in surprise. “Now?”
“Yeah, well, soon.” Kakashi shrugged, but his mouth twitched into a smile.
Sakura pondered it for a few seconds. “Okay.”
“Okay.” He grinned.
22) What their wedding would be like?
Another champagne bottle was popped open and Kakashi dragged Sakura into the middle of the dancing guests, swaying her around as little drunk giggles fell from his mouth, “you look soooo pretty.”
“You’re so drunk Kashi,” She laughed softly and let him pull her closer.
“Mhmm,” He agreed, his breath fanning over her face, smelling of alcohol. “I love you, Sak.”
“Love you too.” The pinkette smiled and kissed him.
23) How many kids they’ll have?
-probably a lot
“You’re pregnant.” He said in disbelief. “Are you sure?”
“Yes.” Sakura confirmed. “Congrats, you’ll be a father of six by November.”
“I’m surprised I haven’t lost my sanity yet.” Kakashi admitted pulling her into a hug.
“You know you love us dad,” Misaki called from the other room.
“Dibs on naming the baby!” Sakumo shouted from the garden.
“No!” Obito gasped, “I’m naming it!”
“I called it first~” Sakumo singsonged.
24) Who spends almost all their money on the other?
“You know I thought once we got married you’d start paying for meals.” Sakura confessed.
“I never bring my wallet.” Kakashi shrugged.
“You never do.” She agreed. “What a little shit.”
“You love me.”
25) Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
Kakashi’s eyes drooped sleepily, his head on Sakura’s lap, facing her stomach and his arm around her middle. “Sakumo will get jealous.”
He gave a lazy hum. “Well I got you first.”
Sakura let out a little laugh, her finger brushing his hair lovingly. “Don’t be mean.”
26) Who walks around the house half-naked?
“Are you doing this on purpose?” Kakashi demanded.
“Doing what on purpose?” Sakura replied innocently.
Kakashi tried to keep his eyes from drifting down to her lace-y bra but failed. “You’re definitely doing it on purpose.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about~” she singsonged.
27) Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
“Don’t stay up late.” Sakura told Kakashi, “you have to get up early tomorrow for your meeting.”
“Are you really still awake?” Sakura demanded. On her way to getting a glass of water she found Kakashi on the couch, reading. “Its two thirty in the morning.”
Kakashi shrugged, “I’m not sleepy.”
“We’ll see about that tomorrow.”
28) Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
“Did you burn our lunch?” Sakura raised an inquiring eyebrow at the blackened peas.
“I’m sorry…I tried.” Kakashi said shyly.
Sakura gave a put-upon sigh, “yeah y'know what? Its fine, I’ll make us some cookies.”
“I knew there was a reason I married you.”
29) Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
“‘Sleep…no come cuddle me.’” Kakashi read aloud. “Hey, thats us.”
“Eh, not really.” Sakura shook her head, “you’re more of ‘come cuddle or I won’t sleep.”
Kakashi shrugged, “Same thing.”
30) Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
“You’re wearing my shirt.” Kakashi stated.
“I always wear your shirt.” Sakura shrugged.
“Yeah, except I kinda need this one now.”
“Not my problem.”
“Sakuraaaa.” He whined following her into the living room like a lost puppy.
31) Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
The Pinkette rushed into the room, wearing her earrings and kicking her shoes on, “you remembered to feed the fish right?”
“Yes, yes, two sprinkles, you ask me everyday.”
“Just making sure you aren’t getting lost on the path of life.”
"Ha ha,” ha said sarcastically.
32) Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
“Are you done?”
“Its been an hour, my shoulders hurt.”
Kakashi let out a loud whine, “sakuraaaaa~”
33) If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
-Kakashi back flips
She watched with a raised eyebrow as he flipped and somersaulted through the red laser lines.
Sakura ate another piece of chips as she effortlessly stepped over the lines, strolling towards him. The pout on his face wad hilarious. “Lets go.”
34) Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
“Kakashi you’re drunk.” Sakura said for the fifth time.
“No ’m not!”
“Yes you are.”
“Noo, I’m nottt!”
“Kakashi you are.”
Ignoring him, she snatched the drink out of his hand. “Thats it, no more drinking, lets go home.”
“No buts, come on.”
35) Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
He loves the way her face lit up and her lips twitched into a smile whenever he got her flowers or chocolate. It was so worth it.
“Thank you.” She said shyly, accepting the red rose he bought her. Kakashi smiled and leaned in to kiss her.
“Nope.” He grinned against her lips.
36) Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
“Your name ma'am?” The secretary behind the desk asked.
“Hatake Sakura.” Sakura replied. Kakashi, who stood next to her laughed in delight.
“Hatake Sakura? It definitely suits you.” He grinned at his girlfriend who blushed.
“Shut up.” She grumbled in embarrassment.
37) Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
“Sakura!” The silver-head squealed, “thers’s a spider!”
The Pinkette sighed and grabbed a sheet of paper, “coming!”
38) Which one gives the other their jacket?
Sakura shivered as the cold air blew past her.
Kakashi noticed and shrug his jacket off, handing it to her. “Here,”
She accepted it with a shy smile, “thanks.”
39) Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
-sakura doesn’t have siblings, but Naruto makes it his personal job
“Break her heart and I’ll break your bones.” Naruto warned the silver-head who sighed.
“Yes, yes, I get it, she’s your best friend -I’m not gonna break her heart.” He assured.
40) Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
“Y'know, I really like you.” The Pinkette suddenly said.
Kakashi blinked in surprise. “Like…like ‘like’ me?”
“Yes. That.” Sakura confirmed, grinning.
Kakashi couldn’t help but grin back. “I like you too.”
41) How good would your OTP be at parenting?
“Sakumo,” Sakura called from the kitchen, “can you pick your sister up today? Your dad’s busy!”
“Okay!” Sakumo called back.
“Sorry, I have a meeting.” Kakashi apologised ruffling his son’s pink hair. “Thanks.”
“Sure dad, break a leg.” Sakumo grinned widely at his father.
42) Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun? -Kakashi
“If you'r ever cold, just stand in the corner for a bit. They’re usually around 90 degrees.” Kakashi said when Sakura shivered and hugged the blankets closer to her.
“Oh my god get out.” Sakura groaned hiding her face in her hands.
43) Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
“Kakashi why is there a new fluffy dog in the garden?”
“What did we say about this?”
“We have seven dogs Kakashi.”
44) Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
Kakashi dragged his feet on the pavement, looking like he’s about to pass out.
Sighing, Sakura thew him over her back with minimal effort. “Don'tttt…this is not very manly.”
“Shush and go to sleep.” Sakura told him.
45) Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
“You’re so cute.” Sakura cooed snapping another picture of the sleeping silver-head, “I’m so sending this to Ino.”
46) Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
Kakashi scrambled away from the little white ball of evil, hands raised in defence.
Sakura groaned. “Oh come ON, Kakashi, he’s just a cat!”
“I’m allergic to cats.”
“Please don’t make him come close to me.” He whimpered.
47) Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
As the sky started pouring water, Kakashi opened his umbrella and held it over Sakura’s head, drifting closer to her so that they were both shielded from the rain.
“No kiss in the rain?” She asked teasingly.
“Nah, it’s too cliche.”
48) If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
-somewhere private, have lots of sexy time, Sakura
“Say cheese!” Sakura grinned snapping a picture of both her and Kakashi. “I’m so sending this to Naruto.”
Kakashi sighed. “Can we go back to our room now?”
“Why, so you could take these off?” She pointed at her clothes.
49) Who is a fussy eater and who will eat food even if they’ve dropped it on the floor?
-fussy eater: Kakashi
“You’re the biggest baby ever.” Sakura said eating the broccoli off his plate. “Really? You don’t eat broccoli? What are you, five?”
“I just hate broccoli.” Kakashi said defensively.
50) Who constantly tries to get the other to shower with them?
“I’m gonna go shower.” Kakashi called.
“Okay!” Sakura replied.
“…you should join me.”
“But whyyy?” He whined.
“Because you won’t get any showering done.” Sakura said.
51) Who is incredible in bed and completely knocks the other off their feet the first time they have sex?
Sakura gasped as his fingers moved skilfully across her core, slipping inside her, his thumb brushing against her sensitive nub. He curled his fingers against a spot that made her cry out and clinch around his fingers, “oh- my god.”
Sakura was convinced he lied about never having done this before.
52) Who is horny ALL OF THE TIME?
“You don’t even know what I’m gonna ask.”
“You want a blow job, no.”
He pouted, “please.”
“No Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke will arrive any moment now.”
“Please I can’t show up in front of them like this!”
Sakura sighed, “fine you big baby, quick, come here.”
53) Who is sleepy and cuddly ALL OF THE TIME?
“Are you gonna wake up yet?” She asked him for the fifth time.
“This is your second nap today.” She highlighted.
“’M sleepy.” Kakashu muttered, closing his eyes.
Sakura sighed in defeat. He’s even lazier than Shikamaru.
54) Who knocks on the other’s door crying at 4am?
“Oh, Kami, what happened?” Kakashi said when he opened his door to find a sobbing pink haired girl.
She didn’t answer and instead wrapped her arms around his middle and nuzzled her face in his chest.
Kakashi wrapped his arms around her, “shh, it’s okay, I’m here.”
55) Who would have 10 pets if they could and who is adorably shy around animals?
The silver head ran his hand through Akamaru’s white fur, grinning as the dog licked his cheek. “Ay you’ve grown big Akamaru.”
Akamaru licked his cheek again and Kakashi’s cheeks flushed happily. Dogs were the best.
56) Who takes like 10 minutes of persuading to get out of bed each morning?
“Get up sweetheart it’s nearly one p.m.”
“Five m’re minu’s.” Kakashi mumbled sleepily into his pillow.
“You said that five minutes ago.”
“I know but I made some breakfast, come on, just wash your face and you’ll wake up.”
“Come on I’ll help you.”
“I’ll bake you a cake.”
“Ok.” The silver-head said rolling out of bed. Sakura grinned at him.
57) Who collects rocks and shells when they go to the beach and who thinks it’s dumb? -Sakura
“What do you even do with these they’re junk.” Kakashi said as Sakura picked more shells from the sand.
She glared at him. “They are not! They’re so pretty.”
Kakashi rolled his eyes and didn’t answer.
58) Who picks fights for no reason just so they can have kinky sex?
She knew she should stop pushing him, but she wanted him to snap. It was always worth it when he’d pin her to the bed later and growl in her ear that she’s a bad girl.
All Sakura was trying to do right now is give him a reason to tie her up to the bed.
59) Who secretly admires the hell out of the other and thinks they’re the bravest person they’ve ever met?
“You’re really brave, Sakura.” Kakashi said, hand ruffling her pink hair.
She scowled at him but smiled. “You’ve always picked yourself up and tried harder, I’m proud of you.”
The Pinkette blushed at that and looked away from his gaze. “Shush.”
60) Who has an adorable sneeze and who sneezes so aggressively they pull a muscle?
-Sakura: adorable -Kakashi: aggressive
Kakashi took in a gasping breath before he exploded, sneezing so hard Sakura wondered if he coughed his throat up.
“Ow,” Kakashi winced, his neck muscle popping loud enough for her to hear.
“Jesus, you’re going to snap your neck off!” Sakura said in horror.
“Can’t help it.” He shrugged.
61) Who wants to have sex at work and who is terrified of getting caught?
“Come on, no one will know.” Kakashi said, lips ghosting against hers.
One of his favorite fantasies was taking Sakura on his Hokage desk.
“Kakashi we can’t.” She tried, but his lips were moving insistingly against hers, clouding her vision.
“Shh, just trust me.” He said, hands slipping beneath her shirt. “It’ll be quick.”
62) Who smells the hell out of the other’s shirts when they’re away but pretends that they don’t?
She’d never admitted but when Kakashi was away on a long mission she’d go to sleep in his shirt. They always smelled like him and made her feel safe and secure.
63) Who is majorly ticklish and who is the tickle-attacker?
-ticklish: Sakura -tickle attacker: Kakashi
“No no no no!” Sakura screamed when his fingers pinched her sides, “stoP, STOP, HA HAHA, KA- KAKASHI NO!”
She thrashed and screamed, body shaking with laughter as he continued tickling her sides.
“Say I’m the coolest guy in konoha.”
“you- you’RE THE COOLEST GUY IN KONOHA STOP HA…haha, you’re so childish I swear.” She let out a huff when his hands retreated.
“Ya love it.” He winked.
64) Who greatly exaggerates being sick every time they feel even a little poorly just so the other will take care of them?
“I’m dying.” He whined
“Its just a flu you’re not.” Sakura promised.
“I think I’m gonna pass out.”
“You’ll be okay.”
“I’m so dizzy,” Kakashi groaned.
“It can’t be that bad.” Sakura said, a little worried now.
“Don’t leave me please.” He said in the cutest voice he could muster.
“I have work pumpkin.” She told him.
“No, stay.” He insisted grabbing her hand.
Sakura sighed sitting back down next to him and brushing his hair out of his face. “You really are a big baby.”
65) Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
“I’ll have, two pasta -white sauce- one with broccoli and mushrooms and the other only with broccoli, and cheese.” Kakashi told the waitress who nodded and left.
Sakura raised an eyebrow at her date. “You remembered how I liked my pasta.”
He looked sheepish. “Yeah…”
66) Who reaches for the other one’s hand while walking?
As they strolled down the streets of Konoha, couples passed them, being cute and mushy.
Feeling a little jealous, Sakura reached out to hold the silver-heads hand.
He raised an eyebrow but didn’t comment, choosing to hold her hand tightly instead.
She smiled at him.
67) Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it say?)
Kakashi opened his bento to find a note next to his rice paddies.
‘packed with love ♡
see ya tonight,
Kakashi couldn’t help the grin that spread over his face. Damn, he loved this woman.
68) Who wakes up first?
"Rise and shine,” Sakura singsonged ripping the sheets off her husband.
Kakashi moaned flipping over to bury his face in his pillow, and ignored her.
“Kashi~” she said playfully, drawing ticklish circles on his bare back.
He shivered making her giggle, and climb on top of him. The Pinkette started pressing soft kisses between his shoulder blades and he let out a content sigh. “Alright I’m up, I’m up,”
The Pinkette grinned in triumph, climbing off him.
69) Who falls asleep while watching a movie?