she looks so freaking gorgeous in the first one

Prompts list

1. “She never misses, she never quits, and never loses. If you’re alive, it’s because she wants you alive.”
2. “Because even the sun can envy the stars.”
3. “Cold sunshine fell around him.”
4. “She really couldn’t stand his eyes on her.”
5. “Amazing, isn’t it?”
6. “The truth lodged bitter tasting in his mouth”
7. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
8. “She’s missing, not dead.”
9. “I ran in the direction of the scream.
10. “Promise me you’ll stay.”
11. “They were looking at each other with the intensity usually reserved for bomb defusion.”
12. “They couldn’t remember a time when they weren’t scared.”
13. “I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
14. “If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
15. "I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
16. “His capacity for forgiveness wasn’t infinite.”
17. "I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore.”
18. "All of those people are alive right now because of her.”
19. "Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”
20. "You were always the quiet one.”
21. "You’ve only heard his point of view. You never asked mine.”
22. "No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”
23. “He was terrified of small spaces and she knew.”
24. “It was the age of screaming.”
25. “There were few things that truly weren’t meant to exist. One of them was…”
26. “They came in a blur of shadows.”
27. "I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
28. “There were only so many things you could hide from.”
29. Her voice could sink ships.
30. "If you take her eyes, she will be blind. But if you take her heart, she will be empty.”
31. “She was broken in a lot of ways, but there was a brilliance in her that he wanted to know all about.”
32. "I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
33. “His eyes drooped, his hands wavered, and then there was a scream of metal tearing.”
34. “He watched, helpless, as the door closed behind her.”
35. “Under normal circumstances he would speak his mind, but, with a gun against his head…”
36. “It was a compelling and convincing argument and for that reason she chose to ignore it.”
37. “He was the picture of health. Which was amazing considering his lifestyle.”
38. “It was as if she didn’t understand the concept of ‘shut up’.”
39. “I believed that nothing could ever replace it. And that belief lasted for forty eight hours.”
40. “The kiss tasted like tears.”
41. "My life is my own to ruin.”
42. "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”
43. "I’d rather carress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
44. “You were saturated sunlight.”
45. “His eyes brimmed with unshed tears but neither of you mentioned it.”
46. “It was already here.”
47. "Just shut up and listen to me!”
48. “You swallowed thickly and looked up.”
49. “Having heard those words before, you suddenly realised their meaning.”
50. “He would never truly admit it, but…”
51. “She stared into the mirror.”
52. “Shh, I promise its all gonna be alright now. I promise.”
53. “He held her for what felt like decades.”
54. “The Sun could never truly divorce the Sky.”
55. “But what would have happened if…”
56. “I know!”
57. “A smile played on his lips.”
58. “T'was wicked.”
59. “Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds.”
60. “Have you done it yet?”
61. “An echoing howl.”
62. “Why cant you just open your eyes and see?!”
63. “Its not right.”
64. “He watched her, never realising that she was watching him.”
65. “Her breathing quickened. He knew what was happening to her.”
66. “Please. Just let me in.”
67. “Sing me a lullaby.”
68. “It cracked and shattered- and with it, so did her heart.”
69. “It just…hurts.”
70. “I laughed and laughed until I couldn’t laugh anymore.”
71. “I cried and cried until I couldn’t cry anymore.”
72. “I did all of this for you. What more could you want?”
73. “Don’t you ever get lonely?”
74. “Gods, you just wanted to drag your nails down his back and tangle your fingers in his hair.”
75. “It was a long time ago, but some people still couldn’t forgive.”
76. “It started without the glamour, without the drama. It started with a smile.”
77. “That was his fourth helping, and I still hadn’t finished my first!”
78. “Where the hell have you been?”
79. “Please just leave me alone…”
80. “It looked like it was getting fun so I decided to join in.”
81. “Oh, come on! It was only the one!”
82. “She fell in love with the tinkle of his laugh and the gleam in his eye.”
83. “Happy ever after? Please.”
84. “Was there ever anything there?”
85. “Gods, he was gorgeous.”
86. “I want to break those glasses with my pelvis.”
87. “The bluest blue to ever freaking blue.”
88. “He wasn’t as tough as they all thought. And she knew it.”
89. “Oh shit.”
90. “You shot me?!”
91. “He didn’t have anyone else, so you always made sure that you were there for him.”
92. “Could you ever truly forgive him?”
93. “I’m sorry, I’ve never seen you before.”
94. “There was a fine line between being sexually frustrated and sexually furious.”
95. “Fabulosity.”
96. “It was your favourite, and he knew.”
97. “Are you sure you’re all right?”
98. “Don’t you die on me.”
99. “03:18AM. You were in for a long night.”
100. “Wow. Just, wow…”
101.“You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”
102.“I saw the devil in his/her eyes”
103.“Where the fuck are we? Cause to me it looks like I’m in Kidnapped, USA.”
104.“Steak-out? More like virgin social club.”
105.“I like this bed sheet.” “It doesn’t matter for me, you take all of the blankets and mattress space anyway.”
106.“Did you just lick the side of my face?” “I claimed you.”
107."I like your face.”
108.“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
109.“Please, don’t leave.”
110.“I almost lost you.”
111.“Don’t you ever do that again!”
112.“I think we need to talk.”
113.“I can’t believe I ever trusted you!
114.“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
115.“It could be worse.”
116.“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
117.“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
118.“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
119.“You lied to me.”
120.“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
121.“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
122.“He’s coming back for you. You need to get out.”
123.“I hope you’ll understand.”
124.“What do you mean he/she’s dead?!”
125.“Stop trying to protect me! All you’ve done is hurt me!”
126.“You tricked me into falling in love with you!”
127.“Don’t fucking touch me!”
128.“You did this for me?”
129.“You can’t protect me.”
130.“Go then, leave! See if I care!”
131.“Why are you up so early?”
132.“Please, take me instead!”
133.“Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
134.“Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”
135.“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
136.“I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
137.“You can’t break my heart like this!”
138.“I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”
139.“Run, and don’t ever look back.”
140.“Please, don’t give up on me.”
141.“When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
142.“I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”
143.“Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”
144.“Who gave you that black eye?!”
145.“After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
146.“I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”
147"What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
148.“Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
149.“It reminded me of you.”
150.“No, no, it’s my treat.”
151.“Come here. Let me fix it.”
152.“I’ll walk you home.”
153.“Have a good day at work.”
154.“I dreamt about you last night.”
155.“Take my seat.”
156.“I saved a piece for you.”
157.“I’m sorry for your loss.”
158.“You can have half.”
159.“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
160.“Sorry I’m late.”
161.“Can I have this dance?”
162.“I made your favourite.”
163.“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
164.“Watch your step.”
165.“Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
166.“Can I hold your hand?”
167.“You can borrow mine.”
168.“You might like this.”
169.“It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
170.“I’ll wait.”
171.“Just because.”
172.“Look both ways.”
173.“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.“
174.“Try some.”
175.“Drive safely.”
176.“Well, what do you want to do?”
177.“One more chapter.”
178.“Don’t worry about me.”
179.“It looks good on you.”
180.“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
181.“That’s okay, I bought two.”
182.“After you.”
183.“We’ll figure it out.”
184.“Can I kiss you?”
185.“I like your laugh.”
186.“Don’t cry.”
187.“I made this for you.”
188.“Go back to sleep.”
189.“Is this okay?”
190.“I picked these for you.”
191.“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
192.“What do you want to watch?”
193.“You can go first.”
194.“Did you get my letter?”
195.“I’ll do it for you.”
196.“Call me when you get home.”
197.“I think you’re beautiful.”
198.“Are you sure?”
199.“Have fun.”
200.“Sit down, I’ll get it.”
201.“I made reservations.”
202.“I don’t mind.”
203.“It brings out your eyes.”
204.“There is enough room for both of us.”
205.“You don’t have to say anything.”
206.“Wow.”
207.“Happy birthday.”
208.“I’ll pick it up after work.”
209.“It can wait until tomorrow.”
210.“Cross my heart and hope to die.”
211.“It’s two sugars, right?”
212.“I’ll help you study.”
213.“Stay over.”
214.“I did the dishes.”
215.“You didn’t have to ask.”
216.“I bought you a ticket.”
217.“You’re warm.”
218.“No reason.”
219.“I’ll meet you halfway.”
220.“Take mine.”
221.“We can share.”
222.“I was just thinking about you.”
223.“I want you to have this.”
224.“Call me if you need anything.”
225.“Do you want to come too?”
226.“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
227.“Is your seat belt on?”
228.“Sweet dreams.”
229.“I was in the neighborhood.”
230.“Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
231.“The key is under the mat.”
232.“It doesn’t bother me.”
233.“You’re important too.”
234.“I saved you a seat.”
235.“I’ll see you later.”
236.“I noticed.”
237.“You can tell me anything.”
238.“I hope you like it.”
239.“I want you to be happy.”
240.“I believe in you.”
241.“You can do it.”
242.“Good luck.”
243.“I brought you an umbrella.”
244.“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
245.“Take a deep breath.”
246.“Be careful.”
247.“I love you.”
248.“I just wanted to make you happy.”
249.“I don’t trust you”
250.“Come with me.”
251.“Do I make you happy?”
252.“You hide it with jokes and sarcasm but I can see how broken you are.”
253.“Can I borrow a shirt to wear?”
254.“I needed someone and… you were the only one I thought of.”
255.“It’s 3am!”
256.“You forgot my birthday?!”
257.“Let me in.”
258.“I need you.”
259.“You can fix this, right?”
260.“I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to fall asleep on you!”
261.“You look like you’re about to cry. What’s happened?”
262.“I’m scared.”
263.“You’re alive?”
264.“Stay awake.”
265.“You can’t say things like that… Not anymore.”
266.“Let me help you.”
267.“I was so alone… and then I met you.”
268.“You’re an idiot.”
269.“Let’s just lay here a little longer.”
270.“Come here.”
271.“You look at yourself and see nothing but when I look at you… I see everything.”
272.“Just, trust me, okay?”
273.“I can’t promise anything.”
274.“I miss you.”
275.“Why did I ever think talking to you was a good idea?!”
276.“What’s happening to us?”
277.“Can we just go for a drive or something? Like we used to?”
278.“What does it feel like; love?”
279.“I’m not good with words.”
280.“You’re hurt.”
281.“Stop trying to be the hero all the time and just be you.”
282.“That’s why I love you.”
283."You couldn’t save him/her.“
284."I want to hate you, I do, but god, I can’t hate you; not even a little bit. Not even at all.”
285.“Don’t you say that… not you.”
286.“I know it’s 3 in the morning, but I can’t find my cat.”
287.“Make me.”
288.“Is that my shirt?”
289.“If you walk out that door… don’t you ever come back.”
290.“Don’t you die on me.”
291.“Please… just leave me alone.“
292.“I can’t keep fighting like this.”
293.“I need you.“
294.“Where were you when I needed you?”
295.“Will you just shut up for a minute and let me think?!”
296.“I just want you to be happy.”
297.“It’s time to say goodbye.“
298.“Please…stay…”
299.“I don’t want to hurt you.”
300.“Just shut up and kiss me.“
301.“Ignore me, I didn’t see anything.”
302.“I wish I could stop loving you.“
303.“I’m scared.”
304.“I’ll protect you no matter what… even if it kills me.“
305.“You knocked on my door at 1 in the morning, to cuddle?”
306.“I can’t do this without you.”
307.“Love is stupid.“
308.“I trusted you.”
309.“No, please don’t!”
310.“I’m not gonna let you get yourself killed!”
311.“I’m with you okay? Always.“
312.“I thought you loved me.”
313.“I told you this would happen.“
314.“What? You think you’re the only one suffering?”
315.“You’re alive?!”
316.“Don’t you try and pin this on me!”
317.“Why are you like this?”
318.“If you really love me, you’ll let me go.”
319.“Why are you looking at me like that?“
320.“I hate you”
321.“Because I love you god damn it!”
322.“Oh well good for you”
323.“I’m not gonna keep having this conversation”
324.“I could hold you forever.
325.“Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again.
326.“This is hard for me too!“
327.“Squeeze my hand if you can hear me.”
328.“Close your eyes.“
329.“Will you marry me?”
330.“I’m in love…shit.”
331.“Go on, I dare you!“
332.“Kiss me.”
333.“I’d rather die.”
334.“Please… I need you.“
335.“Mom says if you blow up the house she’s gonna put you for adoption.”
336.“I don’t have a licences to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”
337.“I didn’t do it…. Oh wait that? … Oh, that I did do.”
338.“You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”
339.“Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”
340.“Are you always this stupid, or is this a special occasion?”
341.“You gotta stop doing that.” “Doing what?” “Things that make me wanna kiss you.”
342.“Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”
343.“Why are they all afraid of you?”
344.“Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”
345.“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
346.“Oh my god, you’re in love!”
347.“Can I kill him?” “No…” “Just a little bit?”
348.“Technically it wasn’t on fire.” “Of course it wasn’t on fire! you completely blew it up!”
349.“Hand over the girl!” “Not gonna happen.”
350.“This is why we can’t have nice things!”
351.“Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do?”
352.“Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “Don’t care, Shut up.”
353.“This weather is almost as cold as my heart.”
354.“Well ‘scuse me, your Grand High Fluffiness.”
355.“So you’re the guy who saved my life?”
356.“Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.”
357.“When is a monster not a monster?” “When you love it.”
358.“You know they’re gonna use the things you love against you.”
359.“Where is he!” “My lady…” “Answer me!”
360.“Wanting McDonald’s is not an emergency.” “Sure it is.”
361.“Did I say you could make me have feelings for you?”
362.“I love you.”
363.“Don’t leave me,”
364.“Fuck it.”
365.“I was just kind of hoping that you’d, y’know…fall in love with me.”
366.“When I said ‘Whatever helps you sleep at night.’ I didn’t mean this.”
367.“You know…that’s not what an apology sounds like.”
368.“I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen.”
369.“I am under no obligation to make sense to you.”
370.“I taught you how to pick locks, and this is how you use that skill?”
371.“There are only so many times I can watch you break before I start to crack.”
372.“We wouldn’t be having this
conversation if you had just listened.”
373.“We need to talk about your life choices.”
374.“Stop getting crumbs all over my bed.”
375.“I’m sure that sounded different in your head, but please never say that again.”
376.“Well, if you had woken up properly the first time I kicked you, I wouldn’t have had to do it four more times.”
377.“We shouldn’t be here.”
378.“I think I broke him.”
379.“If we get arrested, it’s your fault.”
380.“All I know is, one of us is right, the other is you.”
381.“Don’t. Move.”
382.“I will be the first to tell you I’m a terrible liar.”
383.“So why did I have to punch that guy?”
384.“You’ve got to stop saying that.”
385.“You just give off the impression that you want to murder everyone you look at.”
386.“You’re lucky you’re cute…”
387.“Are you always like this or is today a special occasion?”
388.“Oh, so you’re on their side now?”
389.“If someone gets nosy, just shoot ‘em.” “Shoot them?” “Politely.”
390.“Can I ask a dumb question?”
“Better than anyone I know.”
391.“Shut up.”
“I didn’t say anything!”
“Don’t care. Shut up.”
392.“How long have you been standing there?”
“Longer than you’d like.”
393.“Do you even know how to drive this thing?!”
“Considering the fact that I almost flew us into that building, I’m going to assume you know the answer.”
394.“This is bad.”
“You said that already.”
“It seemed worth repeating.”
395.“You’re really drunk right now.”
“No I’m not, you’re just blurry.”
396.“Come here.”
“Why?”
“Just come here.”
“No. You’re gonna hit me.”
397.“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”
“Not until four.”
398.“Well, this is a nice change of scenery.”
“It’s a jail cell.”
“I was being sarcastic.”
399.“You don’t have to do this.”
“I wish that were true.”
400.“What now?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t think we’d get this far.”
401.“You look…”
“Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”
402.“You’ve gotta stop doing that.”
“What?”
“Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”
403.“When did you become so smart, oh wise one?”
“Since I stopped listening to you.”
404.“I thought you forgot about me.”
“Never.”
405.“Give it to me.”
“Only if you promise not to kill anyone with it.”
406.“Do you trust me?”
“No.”
407.“You’re smarter than you look.”
408.“I think I’m dying. Well, actually, I don’t know if I’m dying, but I can’t exactly feel my legs.”
409.“I’ll do anything- literally anything- if you would just would let me use it.”
410.“…. What the hell happened here?”
411.“Where did all of these puppies come from?”
412.“I love you more than food. And trust me, I love food.”
413.“Do not throw me into the lake, fuck y-”
414.“I love you to the moon and back, actually, if we were being realistic, it’d be to the next galaxy and back.”
415.“Stop talking- more shots.”
416.“Where did you put my clothes?”
417.“Maybe you should try understanding? You don’t have it the way I do.”
418.“I think I love you, of course it just could be the sedatives talking, but I’m pretty sure.”
419.“Get out.”
420.“You’re mine, and only mine. In the least objectifying sense of the phrase, of course.”
421.“When I said ‘dare’, that was not one of the things I agreed to!”
422.“I hate that I love you.”
423.“Who said anything about kids?!”
424.“Didn’t think you liked to sing in the shower.”
425.“At night, if you’re not in my bed, it feels so empty. In fact, when you’re not here, my life feels incomplete.”
426.“Does it hurt?”
427“Do you really expect me to believe that?”
428“Oh, wow, aren’t you quite the charmer?”
429.“Move!”
430.“Well I guess it’s time to go make a scene.”


btw guys i stole this from @petersparkers so yeahhhhh creds to her x

Prompts!!

These aren’t mine.. Please send me stuff! 

1. “She never misses, she never quits, and never loses. If you’re alive, it’s because she wants you alive.”
 

2. “Because even the sun can envy the stars.”
 

3. “Cold sunshine fell around him.”
 

4. “She really couldn’t stand his eyes on her.”
 

5. “Amazing, isn’t it?”
 

6. “The truth lodged bitter tasting in his mouth”
 

7. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.” 


8. "She’s missing, not dead.”
 

9. “I ran in the direction of the scream.
 

10. "Promise me you’ll stay.”  


11. “They were looking at each other with the intensity usually reserved for bomb defusion.”
 

12. “They couldn’t remember a time when they weren’t scared.”
 

13. "I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
 

14. "If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”  


15. "I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
 

16. “His capacity for forgiveness wasn’t infinite.” 


17. "I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore.”  


18. "All of those people are alive right now because of her.”
 

19. "Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.” 


20. "You were always the quiet one.”
 

21. "You’ve only heard his point of view. You never asked mine.”


22. "No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”
 

23. “He was terrified of small spaces and she knew.”  


24. “It was the age of screaming.”
 

25. “There were few things that truly weren’t meant to exist. One of them was…”
 

26. “They came in a blur of shadows.”
 

27. "I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
 

28. “There were only so many things you could hide from.”
 

29. Her voice could sink ships.
 

30. "If you take her eyes, she will be blind. But if you take her heart, she will be empty.”
 

31. “She was broken in a lot of ways, but there was a brilliance in her that he wanted to know all about.”
 

32. "I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
 

33. “His eyes drooped, his hands wavered, and then there was a scream of metal tearing.”
 

34. “He watched, helpless, as the door closed behind her.”
 

35. “Under normal circumstances he would speak his mind, but, with a gun against his head…”
 

36. “It was a compelling and convincing argument and for that reason she chose to ignore it.”
 

37. “He was the picture of health. Which was amazing considering his lifestyle.”
  

38. “It was as if she didn’t understand the concept of ‘shut up’.”
 

39. “I believed that nothing could ever replace it. And that belief lasted for forty eight hours.”
 

40. “The kiss tasted like tears.”
 

41. "My life is my own to ruin.”
 

42. "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”  


43. "I’d rather carress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
 

44. “You were saturated sunlight.”
 

45. “His eyes brimmed with unshed tears but neither of you mentioned it.”
 

46. “It was already here.”
 

47. "Just shut up and listen to me!”  


48. “You swallowed thickly and looked up.” 


49. “Having heard those words before, you suddenly realised their meaning.”
 

50. “He would never truly admit it, but…”  


51. “She stared into the mirror.”
 

52. “Shh, I promise its all gonna be alright now. I promise.”
 

53. “He held her for what felt like decades.”
 

54. “The Sun could never truly divorce the Sky.” 


55. “But what would have happened if…”
 

56. “I know!”
 

57. “A smile played on his lips.” 


58. “T'was wicked.”
 

59. “Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds.”
 

60. “Have you done it yet?”
 

61. “An echoing howl.”
 

62. “Why cant you just open your eyes and see?!”
 

63. “Its not right.”
 

64. “He watched her, never realising that she was watching him.”
 

65. “Her breathing quickened. He knew what was happening to her.”
 

66. “Please. Just let me in.”
 

67. “Sing me a lullaby.”
 

68. “It cracked and shattered- and with it, so did her heart.”
 

69. “It just…hurts.”
 

70. “I laughed and laughed until I couldn’t laugh anymore.”
 

71. “I cried and cried until I couldn’t cry anymore.”
 

72. “I did all of this for you. What more could you want?”
 

73. “Don’t you ever get lonely?”
 

74. “Gods, you just wanted to drag your nails down his back and tangle your fingers in his hair.”
 

75. “It was a long time ago, but some people still couldn’t forgive.”
 

76. “It started without the glamour, without the drama. It started with a smile.”
 

77. “That was his fourth helping, and I still hadn’t finished my first!”
 

78. “Where the hell have you been?”
 

79. “Please just leave me alone…”
 

80. “It looked like it was getting fun so I decided to join in.”
 

81. “Oh, come on! It was only the one!”
 

82. “She fell in love with the tinkle of his laugh and the gleam in his eye.”


83. “Happy ever after? Please.”


84. “Was there ever anything there?”


85. “Gods, he was gorgeous.”


86. “I want to break those glasses with my pelvis.”


87. “The bluest blue to ever freaking blue.”


88. “He wasn’t as tough as they all thought. And she knew it.”


89. “Oh shit.”


90. “You shot me?!”


91. “He didn’t have anyone else, so you always made sure that you were there for him.”


92. “Could you ever truly forgive him?”


93. “I’m sorry, I’ve never seen you before.”


94. “There was a fine line between being sexually frustrated and sexually furious.”


95. “Fabulosity.”


96. “It was your favourite, and he knew.”


97. “Are you sure you’re all right?”


98. “Don’t you die on me.”


99. “03:18AM. You were in for a long night.”


100. “Wow. Just, wow…”

HVFF London: here’s my (way too long, if I were you, I’d keep on scrolling) report! :D

Oh, boy… What. A. Weekend!!! Seriously there are no strong enough words to describe how utterly awesome this whole experience was. But enough gushing, there will be plenty more as I go on. Let’s start this report! :D (I have highlighted the different parts so you can just skip to what you wanna read about)

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iamacolor  asked:

Ok so yousef wasn't present for eid this time because "turkey" (aka the worst reason ever) so he couldn't see san in her dress. Of course he saw the picture she sent him (and you can bet he also stalked her instagram ) and that vision alone physically pained him because she was being a literal sun princess in oslo and he was stuck in turkey??? unfair much??? and he keeps this picture of her in her pink and gold dress with her pink hijab that makes her look like a flower on his phone and (1/?)

once they starts dating for real of course he thinks she’s beautiful everyday and even if she mainly wears black he can see how she’s wearing a bit more white and colors as time goes by (that day she sowed up with a blue top and a white hijab to their date? he literally felt air leaves his lungs, literally breathless). But inside he’s just waiting for next eid to he can see her in bright colours again and for real this time because he still can’t believ he missed it the ifrst time and (2/?)a few days before eid she goes shopping for an outfit and he knows i and she likes to tease him by saying that she found a wonderful black and grey dress and that she’s going wear a black hijab and he’s like but sanaaaa! colooooooouuurs! and she pretends to be insulted by the fact that he apparently only thinks she’s pretty when she’s wearing colours? and does that mean he never finds her pretty? and he’s panicking like no no no of course not, you’re always beautiful and you glow (3/?) you glow whatever you wear, like black suits you so well especially with a light make-up and grey!! grey looks amazing on you and he goes on and on for like full 7 minutes about how grey and black and white are such vibrant colours on her until she can’t hold her laughter and she just burst out laughing and he’s like wait…you were kidding!!!!! and she says that yes of course she was and that she never thought someone could talk that long about this but she glad she pretended (4/? or 5? #lost) and then he goes back to being serious and he’s like but can you give me an hint? like not how it looks but the colours? or the style? because wouldn’t it be great if we matched? it’d be amazing sana come on give me a colour!!! and she straight up refuses to tell him anything and just tell him that he should go for something colourful too because last she remembers his colours palette is the same as hers!! oh yeah but taht’s because colours do'nt really look good on me! (5/? or is it 6/? ) and then she says well let me judge ok? and so he agrees to find something colourful and he buys himself a light blue shirt and he wonders if he should buy a tie but then decides that he’d look ridiculous and finally the day comes and he is standing in the bakkoush’s backgarden and he’s literally dying from expectations and he’s really worried about not matching with her and looking like an idiot next to her because she will loook like a princess he knows it and then the door opens and (7/?) there she is…he thought she had rendered him breathless and speechless before but this? this is like an out of body experience! how on earth is he lucky enough to call this wonderful woamn his girlfriend? she is wearing a really simple green dress. The fabric is light, the dress made out of several layers and very flowy and it’s just so elegant? and the color makes her look like a precious stone, some kind of emerald and her green hijab is wrapped in a different way and she looks like a princess, the dress is simple but so gorgeous and she is literally glowing like a freaking sun in front of him and she’s walking towards him and he feels as nervous as he did when they first started talking, like a kid in front of his first crush and then she sees him and her eyes widened and she seems to be frozen on the spot and he realizes that he’s not the only one feeling this way and he smiles and she smiles and she comes down the stairs to hug him and he says we’re not really matching but it doesn’t matter, you’re the most beautiful woman ever and she replies that he looks absolutely wonderful in this colour and that she promises to wear a little bit more colours if he does and then it’s a deal and they hug and elias comes and says your outfits might not be matching, but you smiles definitely are! bam the end 

THIS IS THE CONTENT WE ALL NEED AND DESERVE IM ACTUALLY SOBBING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I HAVE NO WORDS THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME 

Video Star (Shalaska) Chapter 1 - AlaskaDelNeedles

A/N: Here’s my first ever multi-chaptered fic! I wanted more drag queen Shalaska smut on AQ, so that’s how this very smutty, semi AU was born! Please tell me what you think at alaskadelneedles.tumblr.com or here, as I’m always looking to improve!

Chapter Summary: Sharon Needles is the most popular queen at RuPorn, the drag queen porn agency. But what happens when she’s paired with the newest RuGirl who’s joined the squad, and tasked with initiating such an amateur into a spotlight she’s not interested in sharing?

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skelltales  asked:

Hello, welcome to the family~ To start things off, how would the UF skelebrothers feel if their S/O turns into a mermaid when placed in water?

(This is such an interesting prompt! I’m gonna have a lot of fun with this one)

UF!Sans

  • He’s a little freaked out at first. It reminds him of Shyren from his underground for a split second and she was terrifying.
  • But when he really stops for a second and looks at you he’s kind of floored.
  • He’s sweating again, and blushing a little.
  • You were just…such an enigma to him. You were gorgeous and amazing and he hadn’t realized there was so much about you that he had yet to learn and discover.
  • He wants to know everything. How does it work? Is it magic? Science? How long have you been doing this? Why didn’t he know??
  • Prepare for puns. Lots of them. Sooo many bad puns. He read up on fish facts just to prepare an arsenal of them.
  • “i’d tap that bass.”
  • He has you push him around sometimes in a floaty on the water so you can hang out like that.
  • “babe, we could make so much money with this.”
  • He’s joking of course

UF!Papyrus

  • He thinks it’s a little fishy
  • Get it
  • But seriously, he’s a little starstruck
  • “WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME YOU COULD DO THIS THING YOU DO??”
  • He strokes your tail sometimes in fascination. He likes the way it shines and glitters. It reminds him of your soul.
  • Cue him humming Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid at some point (which he definitely did not watch what are you talking about??)
  • He likes to sit on the dock and watch you swim around. You make him so happy.
  • He learned how to braid hair just so he could do yours. It got tangled sometimes when you went swimming and he knew that annoyed you. 
  • He wants to hear all about your adventures underwater. Tell them to him while he’s falling asleep holding you in his arms.
Prompt list

(Quick note: I have realised that I have repeated some prompts)

1. “She never misses, she never quits, and never loses. If you’re alive, it’s because she wants you alive.”
2. “Because even the sun can envy the stars.”
3. “Cold sunshine fell around him.”
4. “She really couldn’t stand his eyes on her.”
5. “Amazing, isn’t it?”
6. “The truth lodged bitter tasting in his mouth”
7. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
8. “She’s missing, not dead.”
9. “I ran in the direction of the scream.
10. “Promise me you’ll stay.”
11. “They were looking at each other with the intensity usually reserved for bomb defusion.”
12. “They couldn’t remember a time when they weren’t scared.”
13. “I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
14. “If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
15. "I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
16. “His capacity for forgiveness wasn’t infinite.”
17. "I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore.”
18. "All of those people are alive right now because of her.”
19. "Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”
20. "You were always the quiet one.”
21. "You’ve only heard his point of view. You never asked mine.”
22. "No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”
23. “He was terrified of small spaces and she knew.”
24. “It was the age of screaming.”
25. “There were few things that truly weren’t meant to exist. One of them was…”
26. “They came in a blur of shadows.”
27. "I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
28. “There were only so many things you could hide from.”
29. Her voice could sink ships.
30. "If you take her eyes, she will be blind. But if you take her heart, she will be empty.”
31. “She was broken in a lot of ways, but there was a brilliance in her that he wanted to know all about.”
32. "I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
33. “His eyes drooped, his hands wavered, and then there was a scream of metal tearing.”
34. “He watched, helpless, as the door closed behind her.”
35. “Under normal circumstances he would speak his mind, but, with a gun against his head…”
36. “It was a compelling and convincing argument and for that reason she chose to ignore it.”
37. “He was the picture of health. Which was amazing considering his lifestyle.”
38. “It was as if she didn’t understand the concept of ‘shut up’.”
39. “I believed that nothing could ever replace it. And that belief lasted for forty eight hours.”
40. “The kiss tasted like tears.”
41. "My life is my own to ruin.”
42. "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”
43. "I’d rather carress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
44. “You were saturated sunlight.”
45. “His eyes brimmed with unshed tears but neither of you mentioned it.”
46. “It was already here.”
47. "Just shut up and listen to me!”
48. “You swallowed thickly and looked up.”
49. “Having heard those words before, you suddenly realised their meaning.”
50. “He would never truly admit it, but…”
51. “She stared into the mirror.”
52. “Shh, I promise its all gonna be alright now. I promise.”
53. “He held her for what felt like decades.”
54. “The Sun could never truly divorce the Sky.”
55. “But what would have happened if…”
56. “I know!”
57. “A smile played on his lips.”
58. “T'was wicked.”
59. “Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds.”
60. “Have you done it yet?”
61. “An echoing howl.”
62. “Why cant you just open your eyes and see?!”
63. “Its not right.”
64. “He watched her, never realising that she was watching him.”
65. “Her breathing quickened. He knew what was happening to her.”
66. “Please. Just let me in.”
67. “Sing me a lullaby.”
68. “It cracked and shattered- and with it, so did her heart.”
69. “It just…hurts.”
70. “I laughed and laughed until I couldn’t laugh anymore.”
71. “I cried and cried until I couldn’t cry anymore.”
72. “I did all of this for you. What more could you want?”
73. “Don’t you ever get lonely?”
74. “Gods, you just wanted to drag your nails down his back and tangle your fingers in his hair.”
75. “It was a long time ago, but some people still couldn’t forgive.”
76. “It started without the glamour, without the drama. It started with a smile.”
77. “That was his fourth helping, and I still hadn’t finished my first!”
78. “Where the hell have you been?”
79. “Please just leave me alone…”
80. “It looked like it was getting fun so I decided to join in.”
81. “Oh, come on! It was only the one!”
82. “She fell in love with the tinkle of his laugh and the gleam in his eye.”
83. “Happy ever after? Please.”
84. “Was there ever anything there?”
85. “Gods, he was gorgeous.”
86. “I want to break those glasses with my pelvis.”
87. “The bluest blue to ever freaking blue.”
88. “He wasn’t as tough as they all thought. And she knew it.”
89. “Oh shit.”
90. “You shot me?!”
91. “He didn’t have anyone else, so you always made sure that you were there for him.”
92. “Could you ever truly forgive him?”
93. “I’m sorry, I’ve never seen you before.”
94. “There was a fine line between being sexually frustrated and sexually furious.”
95. “Fabulosity.”
96. “It was your favourite, and he knew.”
97. “Are you sure you’re all right?”
98. “Don’t you die on me.”
99. “03:18AM. You were in for a long night.”
100. “Wow. Just, wow…”
101.“You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”
102.“I saw the devil in his/her eyes”
103.“Where the fuck are we? Cause to me it looks like I’m in Kidnapped, USA.”
104.“Steak-out? More like virgin social club.”
105.“I like this bed sheet.” “It doesn’t matter for me, you take all of the blankets and mattress space anyway.”
106.“Did you just lick the side of my face?” “I claimed you.”
107."I like your face.”
108.“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
109.“Please, don’t leave.”
110.“I almost lost you.”
111.“Don’t you ever do that again!”
112.“I think we need to talk.”
113.“I can’t believe I ever trusted you!
114.“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
115.“It could be worse.”
116.“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
117.“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
118.“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
119.“You lied to me.”
120.“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
121.“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
122.“He’s coming back for you. You need to get out.”
123.“I hope you’ll understand.”
124.“What do you mean he/she’s dead?!”
125.“Stop trying to protect me! All you’ve done is hurt me!”
126.“You tricked me into falling in love with you!”
127.“Don’t fucking touch me!”
128.“You did this for me?”
129.“You can’t protect me.”
130.“Go then, leave! See if I care!”
131.“Why are you up so early?”
132.“Please, take me instead!”
133.“Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
134.“Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”
135.“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
136.“I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
137.“You can’t break my heart like this!”
138.“I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”
139.“Run, and don’t ever look back.”
140.“Please, don’t give up on me.”
141.“When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
142.“I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”
143.“Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”
144.“Who gave you that black eye?!”
145.“After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
146.“I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”
147"What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
148.“Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
149.“It reminded me of you.”
150.“No, no, it’s my treat.”
151.“Come here. Let me fix it.”
152.“I’ll walk you home.”
153.“Have a good day at work.”
154.“I dreamt about you last night.”
155.“Take my seat.”
156.“I saved a piece for you.”
157.“I’m sorry for your loss.”
158.“You can have half.”
159.“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
160.“Sorry I’m late.”
161.“Can I have this dance?”
162.“I made your favourite.”
163.“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
164.“Watch your step.”
165.“Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
166.“Can I hold your hand?”
167.“You can borrow mine.”
168.“You might like this.”
169.“It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
170.“I’ll wait.”
171.“Just because.”
172.“Look both ways.”
173.“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.“
174.“Try some.”
175.“Drive safely.”
176.“Well, what do you want to do?”
177.“One more chapter.”
178.“Don’t worry about me.”
179.“It looks good on you.”
180.“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
181.“That’s okay, I bought two.”
182.“After you.”
183.“We’ll figure it out.”
184.“Can I kiss you?”
185.“I like your laugh.”
186.“Don’t cry.”
187.“I made this for you.”
188.“Go back to sleep.”
189.“Is this okay?”
190.“I picked these for you.”
191.“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
192.“What do you want to watch?”
193.“You can go first.”
194.“Did you get my letter?”
195.“I’ll do it for you.”
196.“Call me when you get home.”
197.“I think you’re beautiful.”
198.“Are you sure?”
199.“Have fun.”
200.“Sit down, I’ll get it.”
201.“I made reservations.”
202.“I don’t mind.”
203.“It brings out your eyes.”
204.“There is enough room for both of us.”
205.“You don’t have to say anything.”
206.“Wow.”
207.“Happy birthday.”
208.“I’ll pick it up after work.”
209.“It can wait until tomorrow.”
210.“Cross my heart and hope to die.”
211.“It’s two sugars, right?”
212.“I’ll help you study.”
213.“Stay over.”
214.“I did the dishes.”
215.“You didn’t have to ask.”
216.“I bought you a ticket.”
217.“You’re warm.”
218.“No reason.”
219.“I’ll meet you halfway.”
220.“Take mine.”
221.“We can share.”
222.“I was just thinking about you.”
223.“I want you to have this.”
224.“Call me if you need anything.”
225.“Do you want to come too?”
226.“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
227.“Is your seat belt on?”
228.“Sweet dreams.”
229.“I was in the neighborhood.”
230.“Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
231.“The key is under the mat.”
232.“It doesn’t bother me.”
233.“You’re important too.”
234.“I saved you a seat.”
235.“I’ll see you later.”
236.“I noticed.”
237.“You can tell me anything.”
238.“I hope you like it.”
239.“I want you to be happy.”
240.“I believe in you.”
241.“You can do it.”
242.“Good luck.”
243.“I brought you an umbrella.”
244.“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
245.“Take a deep breath.”
246.“Be careful.”
247.“I love you.”
248.“I just wanted to make you happy.”
249.“I don’t trust you”
250.“Come with me.”
251.“Do I make you happy?”
252.“You hide it with jokes and sarcasm but I can see how broken you are.”
253.“Can I borrow a shirt to wear?”
254.“I needed someone and… you were the only one I thought of.”
255.“It’s 3am!”
256.“You forgot my birthday?!”
257.“Let me in.”
258.“I need you.”
259.“You can fix this, right?”
260.“I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to fall asleep on you!”
261.“You look like you’re about to cry. What’s happened?”
262.“I’m scared.”
263.“You’re alive?”
264.“Stay awake.”
265.“You can’t say things like that… Not anymore.”
266.“Let me help you.”
267.“I was so alone… and then I met you.”
268.“You’re an idiot.”
269.“Let’s just lay here a little longer.”
270.“Come here.”
271.“You look at yourself and see nothing but when I look at you… I see everything.”
272.“Just, trust me, okay?”
273.“I can’t promise anything.”
274.“I miss you.”
275.“Why did I ever think talking to you was a good idea?!”
276.“What’s happening to us?”
277.“Can we just go for a drive or something? Like we used to?”
278.“What does it feel like; love?”
279.“I’m not good with words.”
280.“You’re hurt.”
281.“Stop trying to be the hero all the time and just be you.”
282.“That’s why I love you.”
283."You couldn’t save him/her.“
284."I want to hate you, I do, but god, I can’t hate you; not even a little bit. Not even at all.”
285.“Don’t you say that… not you.”
286.“I know it’s 3 in the morning, but I can’t find my cat.”
287.“Make me.”
288.“Is that my shirt?”
289.“If you walk out that door… don’t you ever come back.”
290.“Don’t you die on me.”
291.“Please… just leave me alone.“
292.“I can’t keep fighting like this.”
293.“I need you.“
294.“Where were you when I needed you?”
295.“Will you just shut up for a minute and let me think?!”
296.“I just want you to be happy.”
297.“It’s time to say goodbye.“
298.“Please…stay…”
299.“I don’t want to hurt you.”
300.“Just shut up and kiss me.“
301.“Ignore me, I didn’t see anything.”
302.“I wish I could stop loving you.“
303.“I’m scared.”
304.“I’ll protect you no matter what… even if it kills me.“
305.“You knocked on my door at 1 in the morning, to cuddle?”
306.“I can’t do this without you.”
307.“Love is stupid.“
308.“I trusted you.”
309.“No, please don’t!”
310.“I’m not gonna let you get yourself killed!”
311.“I’m with you okay? Always.“
312.“I thought you loved me.”
313.“I told you this would happen.“
314.“What? You think you’re the only one suffering?”
315.“You’re alive?!”
316.“Don’t you try and pin this on me!”
317.“Why are you like this?”
318.“If you really love me, you’ll let me go.”
319.“Why are you looking at me like that?“
320.“I hate you”
321.“Because I love you god damn it!”
322.“Oh well good for you”
323.“I’m not gonna keep having this conversation”
324.“I could hold you forever.
325.“Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again.
326.“This is hard for me too!“
327.“Squeeze my hand if you can hear me.”
328.“Close your eyes.“
329.“Will you marry me?”
330.“I’m in love…shit.”
331.“Go on, I dare you!“
332.“Kiss me.”
333.“I’d rather die.”
334.“Please… I need you.“
335.“Mom says if you blow up the house she’s gonna put you for adoption.”
336.“I don’t have a licences to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”
337.“I didn’t do it…. Oh wait that? … Oh, that I did do.”
338.“You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”
339.“Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”
340.“Are you always this stupid, or is this a special occasion?”
341.“You gotta stop doing that.” “Doing what?” “Things that make me wanna kiss you.”
342.“Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”
343.“Why are they all afraid of you?”
344.“Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”
345.“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
346.“Oh my god, you’re in love!”
347.“Can I kill him?” “No…” “Just a little bit?”
348.“Technically it wasn’t on fire.” “Of course it wasn’t on fire! you completely blew it up!”
349.“Hand over the girl!” “Not gonna happen.”
350.“This is why we can’t have nice things!”
351.“Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do?”
352.“Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “Don’t care, Shut up.”
353.“This weather is almost as cold as my heart.”
354.“Well ‘scuse me, your Grand High Fluffiness.”
355.“So you’re the guy who saved my life?”
356.“Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.”
357.“When is a monster not a monster?” “When you love it.”
358.“You know they’re gonna use the things you love against you.”
359.“Where is he!” “My lady…” “Answer me!”
360.“Wanting McDonald’s is not an emergency.” “Sure it is.”
361.“Did I say you could make me have feelings for you?”
362.“I love you.”
363.“Don’t leave me,”
364.“Fuck it.”
365.“I was just kind of hoping that you’d, y’know…fall in love with me.”
366.“When I said ‘Whatever helps you sleep at night.’ I didn’t mean this.”
367.“You know…that’s not what an apology sounds like.”
368.“I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen.”
369.“I am under no obligation to make sense to you.”
370.“I taught you how to pick locks, and this is how you use that skill?”
371.“There are only so many times I can watch you break before I start to crack.”
372.“We wouldn’t be having this
conversation if you had just listened.”
373.“We need to talk about your life choices.”
374.“Stop getting crumbs all over my bed.”
375.“I’m sure that sounded different in your head, but please never say that again.”
376.“Well, if you had woken up properly the first time I kicked you, I wouldn’t have had to do it four more times.”
377.“We shouldn’t be here.”
378.“I think I broke him.”
379.“If we get arrested, it’s your fault.”
380.“All I know is, one of us is right, the other is you.”
381.“Don’t. Move.”
382.“I will be the first to tell you I’m a terrible liar.”
383.“So why did I have to punch that guy?”
384.“You’ve got to stop saying that.”
385.“You just give off the impression that you want to murder everyone you look at.”
386.“You’re lucky you’re cute…”
387.“Are you always like this or is today a special occasion?”
388.“Oh, so you’re on their side now?”
389.“If someone gets nosy, just shoot ‘em.” “Shoot them?” “Politely.”
390.“Can I ask a dumb question?”
“Better than anyone I know.”
391.“Shut up.”
“I didn’t say anything!”
“Don’t care. Shut up.”
392.“How long have you been standing there?”
“Longer than you’d like.”
393.“Do you even know how to drive this thing?!”
“Considering the fact that I almost flew us into that building, I’m going to assume you know the answer.”
394.“This is bad.”
“You said that already.”
“It seemed worth repeating.”
395.“You’re really drunk right now.”
“No I’m not, you’re just blurry.”
396.“Come here.”
“Why?”
“Just come here.”
“No. You’re gonna hit me.”
397.“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”
“Not until four.”
398.“Well, this is a nice change of scenery.”
“It’s a jail cell.”
“I was being sarcastic.”
399.“You don’t have to do this.”
“I wish that were true.”
400.“What now?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t think we’d get this far.”
401.“You look…”
“Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”
402.“You’ve gotta stop doing that.”
“What?”
“Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”
403.“When did you become so smart, oh wise one?”
“Since I stopped listening to you.”
404.“I thought you forgot about me.”
“Never.”
405.“Give it to me.”
“Only if you promise not to kill anyone with it.”
406.“Do you trust me?”
“No.”
407.“You’re smarter than you look.”
408.“I think I’m dying. Well, actually, I don’t know if I’m dying, but I can’t exactly feel my legs.”
409.“I’ll do anything- literally anything- if you would just would let me use it.”
410.“…. What the hell happened here?”
411.“Where did all of these puppies come from?”
412.“I love you more than food. And trust me, I love food.”
413.“Do not throw me into the lake, fuck y-”
414.“I love you to the moon and back, actually, if we were being realistic, it’d be to the next galaxy and back.”
415.“Stop talking- more shots.”
416.“Where did you put my clothes?”
417.“Maybe you should try understanding? You don’t have it the way I do.”
418.“I think I love you, of course it just could be the sedatives talking, but I’m pretty sure.”
419.“Get out.”
420.“You’re mine, and only mine. In the least objectifying sense of the phrase, of course.”
421.“When I said ‘dare’, that was not one of the things I agreed to!”
422.“I hate that I love you.”
423.“Who said anything about kids?!”
424.“Didn’t think you liked to sing in the shower.”
425.“At night, if you’re not in my bed, it feels so empty. In fact, when you’re not here, my life feels incomplete.”
426.“Does it hurt?”
427“Do you really expect me to believe that?”
428“Oh, wow, aren’t you quite the charmer?”
429.“Move!”
430.“Well I guess it’s time to go make a scene.”

My Loft 89 Experience!

Hey guys! I was invited to Loft 89 in Greensboro, NC on October 21st, 2015!!!The I’ve been asked by a lot of people if I’d post my loft 89 story, so here you go:)

I went with my friend Sydney and her sister Olivia to the show and we all loved Clean, so we wanted our costumes to be based off of that song. We went with the line “the butterflies turned to dust” and dressed up like butterflies. We make wings out of cardboard, painted them, and wrapped them in lights. We wore bright neon pink shirts and silver metallic mini skirts with clean lyrics as well. The day of the concert, I left school early and got ready at Sydney’s. We got to the coliseum around 4:30. Once we got there we waited in line to get in for a while then after about an hour we got in the arena. We immediately bolted to the Taylor Nation booth, and even though we were some of the first people there, we still had to wait over an hour in line. When we got up to take our picture, I asked Allison from TN if she could give my letter to Taylor and she said yes:) Then we took our picture and I saw Allison look at us and then she started texting someone on her phone and then she looked back at us and smiled… I’m still not sure if this has anything to do with us getting into loft but you never know;) After that we went straight to our seats (Section 125, row 3) and started cracking our glowsticks (we bought around 70 at the dollar store) and Vance started soon after. He was amazing! I’ve been a fan of his music for a while now so it was pretty cool to hear him sing live. Then after Vance, Taylor came on! I honestly think I started crying BEFORE Taylor even came on stage lol! We literally danced the entire night away, and sang at the top of our lungs. We had no cares in the world, the only thing that mattered in that moment was Taylor. It was about half way through the show, during Bad Blood, when Sydney felt someone tap on her shoulder and as soon as I turned around and saw Andrea (and Erica behind her) I immediately started sobbing. Before she said a word, I ran to her and hugged her and cried into her shoulder. She was like “Hey guys!!!” And we screamed and Sydney asked if she remembered us from past concerts and she’s said she didn’t! I was like “we’ve been to every show in Greensboro since Fearless! And we met you last year!” And she goes “Really?! And you’ve never been to the T-Party?!” And we go “NO!!!” And she says “Or Club Red?!” And we’re like “NO!!!!” And Andrea says “WELL HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO LOFT 89?!” And me and Sydney lost it!!! Erica passed me the Loft pass and Andrea put bands on me, Sydney, and Olivia (none of the moms in Loft had bands). The rest of the show was INCREDIBLE, but knowing we were gonna meet Taylor mad it EVEN BETTER! After that, the show went by super quick, and before we knew it, the show was over. After the show, we all had to meet in section 114. Everyone there was super nice! Literally everyone was talking like we were all old friends! Then Erica and Allison came and passed around iPads (for us to give them our personal information) and went over the basic rules for Loft. That was about 20 minutes, and then it was time to go backstage! We walked back and we went into this room and there was this room set up and I immediately knew it was Loft! We were all in tears at that point, it was all so magical. The inside of Loft is different than I thought it would look, it was a lot smaller. It was so cute! There was a photo booth we took pictures in, couches, pizza, cookies, drinks, and a TV. Also, the music was amazingggg in there. The rule was we were allowed to take as many pictures as we want until Taylor got in, no videos, and once Taylor got in, we got one picture per group with her. We spend about 20 minutes talking with other groups, taking pics, and (for some people) eating. (I was WAYYYY to excited to eat)! Then Andrea walked in and talked to our group first. She was so sweet! She has this motherly love, and she treats everyone so kindly. We talked about the show, Taylor, and about past shows and then took a picture with her. Before she left, I asked her if it’s crazy seeing tens out thousands of people who all adore your daughter and want to meet her more that anything in the world. She said “The way I see it, Taylor wants to meet all of YOU GUYS more than anything else in the world. That’s why we do this all, that’s the whole reason behind this, is because she loves you guys so much”. I thought that was THE SWEETEST THING. Then as Andrea walked around we talked to Erica about working for Taylor Nation. I was extremelyyyy jealous of her job (who isn’t?!) and I asked her how she got it. She said she worked for a local arena in her early 20s and Taylor performed there often. They became pretty close, and as soon as they needed someone to help with Club Red, she took the job right away. She said it’s absolutely exhausting having her job, but it’s all worth it. Erica also said its gonna be sad when the tour ends because the crew had all been a family for the past 6 months (we were all like awwwww). She told us some of the staff had been there since fearless! Then she got a call saying Taylor’s coming!!! She told us all to put our phones away and get in our groups then one minute later… MY SUNSHINE AKA TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT WALKED IN THE ROOM!!!! SHE WAS WEARING THIS DRESS THAT WAS GORGEOUS AND FIT HER PERFECTLY AND SHE WORE THESE BLACK FLATS AND SHE LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE BARBIE DOLL SHE WAS SO PERFECT AND ADORABLE! SHE SMELLED LIKE THE WOODS IN A GREAT WAY AND SHE WAS SO SOFT AND OMG SHE WAS JUST SO PERFECT:) She was like “HI YOU GUYS!!!” And we all started freaking out! She made her way to the first group and NOBODY could take their eyes off of Taylor! She literally was the most beautiful person you’ll ever see. It was really neat to hear some of the conversations with Taylor and how much interest she took in her fans. She made her way through the groups and eventually she got to us!!! She was like “HEY GUYSSS HOW ARE YOU?!” and hugged each of us. She looked at us and said “Look at you guys, you look so cute!” and she looked at me and goes “You’re so tall and beautiful!!!”. I, of course, was absolutely DEAD at that point! Then we talked about how we’ve been to all her shows in Greensboro and she goes “Oh my God you guys must’ve been so little!” and she turns to Sydney’s mom and says “Thank you so much for bringing them to all my shows, it means so much to me”. Then we talked about how we were going to have Olive Garden but the wait was too long and then we had a whole conversation about Olive Garden;) Taylor’s like “The wait’s always so long! It’s crazy!”. Then she goes, “So you guys haven’t eaten in like 100 hours!!!!! You should go have some food, it’s really good! If you’re too nervous now though, you should get some later!”, so of course, after she left, we got food;) I mean if Taylor Swift tells you to get food, you get food!!!! Then we started talking about her cut on her finger. She was like “It hurts SOOOO bad! I should’ve gotten stitches but I had a show the next night and I didn’t want it to hurt more!”. Then she told us how she got the cut. She was trying to open olive oil with a new knife (BAD IDEA TAYLOR BE CAREFUL WITH KNIVES) and it cut her finger in a really deep like crescent shape (OWWWWW!). Then I asked her if I could give her my Tumblr and she said sure! Then (brace yourself for more adorableness) she pulls out her sharpie, I told her my URL, and she wrote it down on her bandaid! When I told her I was dibblesthepegacorn she giggled in the cutest little way! Then she asked if we wanted her to sign anything and I had her sign my Loft pass, and Sydney, Olivia, and their mom got their tickets signed. When Olivia told Taylor her name she goes “I HAVE A CAT NAMED OLIVIA! THATS SO COOL!” then we talked about the cats for a bit! Then she goes “Let’s take a picture!!!!”. Even though there’s only one picture allowed per group, Taylor suggested we get 2, on with just us girls and one with us and their mom. I Immediately ran to Taylor’s right because I knew she’d lay her head on mine! We took 2 pictures and were all kinda hugging in both. Then as she was about to leave I told her about the letter I wrote for her and I asked her if TN would give it to her and she said “Absolutely. They’re really great about that stuff”. Then she hugged me goodbye again and I told her I love her she said she loves me too (ANAJJSBSJSHOSUXBEB)!!!! Then she was like “BYE GUYS!!!” and everyone yelled bye and then she like pranced out of the room in the most adorable way!!! After that we had like 2 minutes to get our stuff and head out. It was the most magical, insane night and I’ll never, EVER, forget it. Taylor, thank you so much for everything you do for your fans. It was a life changing experience and I’ll never be able to repay you for that♡ Thank you so much for everything Taylor!
Love,
Lily

queer squad headcanons: scavenger hunt edition

okay so i posted a headcanon about helen being really into scavenger hunts and i thought it was pretty genius so here you go

  • helen’s first scavenger hunt was when she was six or seven
  • it was for mark’s birthday, and most of the kids in the LA conclave were there
  • it was inside the institute, and all of the clues were insanely hard
  • arthur came up with them and all the other adults were worried that the kids would fail
  • but helen was a clue solving machine and solved the whole thing in about 20 minutes
  • mark was pissed
  • “it’s my birthday helen! i’m supposed to win!”
  • so she gave her prize to him
  • over the years, she organized scavengers hunts for every birthday and insisted that they were organized for her birthdays
  • her first runing ceremony was actually a scavenger hunt
  • andrew hid a stele somewhere in the institute and helen had to find it before she could get marked
  • brother zachariah was the one to give her the voyance rune and he thought it was adorable (fight me)
  • it was also a great opportunity for him to see little emma running around
  • helen spent about half of her and aline’s second date freaking out about how fun her last birthday scavenger hunt had been
  • their third date consisted of a scavenger hunt
  • aline told helen to meet her at this restaurant in alicante, but when she sat down at their table, the waitress gave her a clue
  • which leads to another and then another
  • finally helen found aline waiting on one of the canal bridges
  • and aline looks so  gorgeous in the moonlight and smiles so widely when helen shows up that helen can barely take it
  • so their first kiss is on a bridge in alicante under the moonlight, their silhouettes reflected over the water
  • aline and alec take it upon themselves to spring random scavenger hunts on helen all the time
  • they plan it over text and then aline facetimes alec so he can see helen geeking out
  • the only problem is that he and aline are HORRIBLE at coming up with clues
  • the first few times they planned scavenger hunts, helen solved all the clues in about five minutes
  • i mean, helen is like ron swanson when it comes to solving riddles
  • but isabelle is insanely good at coming up with riddles
  • like INSANELY good
  • so alec always asks her for help
  • “izzy what’s a good way to tell helen to look in the fridge?”
  • izzy spouts out a riddle on the spot that takes her about seven minutes to say
  • “um can you shorten that?” he asks while furiously typing in response to aline
  • on the flip side, helen always likes to come up with scavenger hunts for aline and alec
  • she gets izzy to hide random stuff somewhere in new york and then alec has to go get it
  • aline helps him over facetime
  • but they’re HORRIBLE
  • once helen was trying to get them into the empire state building and alec ended up in new jersey
  • helen changed his contact name to alec lightjersey for a month

this got really long wow

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“Aren’t this same exact stores back in Berkshire? God, I don’t understand women” regardless, he drove through the parking lot gate.

“Yes they are, but is not the same clothes in stocking. And you don’t need to "understand” me now, you just need to please me" you pouted at him like a child begging their mom for a new doll.

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Kylie Bunbury Week; Day 1: Why did you become a fan and why?

Honestly, I don’t know when I became a fan. It literally just kind of snuck up on me. It wasn’t just one thing or one moment, but more of a series of things. From the very first episode of Twisted that aired that March, I was very intrigued with Kylie. I mean look at her, she is freaking gorgeous, and she played Lacey Porter amazingly.

I think one of the things that made me a fan and fall head over heels with her are all of her videos from IG. There was never really a great deal of press behind Twisted, so with Kylie being a relatively new actress, it was hard to find information about her. The only thing we could really go off of was her Twitter/Instagram accounts. I love the fact that she is just a freaking goofball. Seeing her videos just really sold me, she is such a dork but I love it. I’m really looking forward to seeing how her career develops because I want nothing but great things for her.

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