this is a weird thing to headcanon probably but i have a cold and i keep sneezing and that made me think about different types of sneezing
jack: has an adorable sneeze, the kind that makes every single person near him go “oh my god, that was so cute!”. nobody expects that high-pitched “cheww!” sound to come from jack, but it does.
bitty: the quietest sneeze. people often don’t even realize he was sneezing; just “why did you randomly cover your face for a moment”
shitty: his sneeze sounds strangely like “uh-BRAH!”. how??? it is a mystery
lardo: the loudest sneeze. she’s the kind of person who shouts when she sneezes, and gets annoyed looks from everyone in the library.
holster: always sneezes in threes, but there’s a longer time than usual between his sneezes, so he always gets “bless you”’s for every sneeze and it’s awkward.
ransom: always has really long buildup to his sneezes, often he thinks it was a false alarm, but then the sneeze comes with no warning. “[moments of silence while he stares up at the ceiling but nothing happens]….sorry, i thought i had to snee-CHOO”
nursey: somehow always manages to be taking a sip of something when he sneezes, causing his drink to squirt out of his nose. it’s awful.
dex: nobody has ever seen him sneeze, but rumor has it his sneezes are legendary. every now and then a clip of strange sound will circulate with someone claiming it is a Dex Sneeze, and usually ends up being exposed as a hoax. can dex even sneeze? are they real? i want to believe.
chowder: really shorts sneezes, but really many of them..his record is 15 in a row
tango: always has those really excessive buildups, like “uh-uh-uh-uuuuh-CHOO!”
whiskey: somehow remains straight faced through his entire sneeze. seriously, he doesn’t even close his eyes. it’s weird.
I’m a slut for single parent AUs so please imagine:
Yuuri’s daughter is The Cutest Three Year Old Ever and people are literally constantly telling Yuuri this. Yuuri legit thinks it’s because his daughter is So Darn Cute (And really, she is) and doesn’t even notice people squinting feverishly at his hands looking for a wedding ring. He doesn’t know why so many people offer to help him with his groceries, but he thinks it might be because they feel bad for him.
He coaches kid classes at an ice skating rink. His daughter has known how to skate practically since she could walk. They like to go to free skates on the weekends because it gets them out of the house and in among people and Phichit has actually put up a white board in Yuuri’s house that says “It has been ____ days since my last adult interaction” and updates it daily just to shame Yuuri into talking to people who have actually graduated grade school.
It’s one of these weekends that, for some reason only God himself is privy to, Viktor Nikiforov is skating at this rink.
“Oh my God,” Yuuri says, stock still against the boards, clutching his daughter’s hand.
“Ow, Papa,” she says mildly. She takes after Mari, somehow. A lot of people think she’s Mari’s daughter when they see them together. The world could be coming down around her ears and she would just look around and say this is no fun.
“Oh my God,” Yuuri says again when Viktor Nikiforov starts skating towards them.
“Your daughter is so cute!” says Viktor Nikiforov as he approaches, waving and smiling. Yuuri is dying. Every atom of Yuuri’s being is screaming. “Does she know how to skate?”
“No,” Yuuri says. “No she does not.”
“Can I give her a lesson?”
“Yes,” Yuuri says. “Yes, she would love that.”
And that is how my father left me to be kidnapped by Viktor Nikiforov at age three, Hana Katsuki’s future blog post on this subject will read. But it’s all good because Viktor didn’t want to kidnap me, he just wanted to marry my dad. Which he did, two years later. Don’t ask me about the ceremony because all I remember is falling asleep on a pile of coats at the reception.
“I just don’t feel like a man or a woman. It’s a bit like Adore – she looks so fucking cute as a boy and then when I see her getting ready I think, ‘OH MY GOD THAT’S A GIRL!’ She goes from boy to girl, but it isn’t drag, it’s pure witchery.”
– Katya, for Gay Times
Summary: You were already having a bad day, and then in walks Mr. Perfect and his best friend’s puppy. Oh, and he needs you to hurry because he’s got a blind date tonight, and he’s really nervous.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word Count: 2,993
Author’s Note: Do you know how long this has been in my drafts? Anyways, here’s more fluff. Sorry I’ve been the Ebeneezer Scrooge of fluff, but I can’t help it that I’m a cynical, angsty bitch who likes to make people suffer.
There were certain rules to being a veterinary technician.
Number one, waterproof mascara and eyeliner always! When the customer cries, you cry. Number two, carry a lint roller on you at all times; it’s best to get the pocket-sized one, because Mr. Twinkles sheds a lot! Number three, iron your scrubs! And it’s probably best to keep an extra pair in your car, because Mrs. Comier’s Jack Russell likes to pee on people.
Even though you knew these rules by heart, and you followed them every single day of your work-life, today was an exception. It was just one of those days that absolutely nothing- no matter how hard you tried- was going right. You were covered in fluffy cat hairs, Mrs. Comier’s Jack Russell peed on your leg twice, and you had run out of waterproof mascara; so when Mr. Langley brought in his thirteen year old Labrador to put her down, he cried, and so you cried, and in the end you looked like the raccoon that liked to sneak into the office dumpsters at closing.
Jeff playing his final game in high school. Y/N getting to bond with Mama Atkins. Overall, just fluff because he deserved better!
Warnings: None. Just fluff.
A/N: I’m so sorry this took so long. Also, thank you @fuckkoffcourtney for this idea. I hope you like it! I really enjoyed writing this one and any feedback would be much appreciated.:) i suck at titles lmao
The drums and cheers of the audience were exceptionally louder in this game, which comes as not a surprise considering that this is the senior’s final game against in high school and so far, the fight has been neck to neck. The seniors had evidently been giving their best and some more throughout the game. It was their last but more importantly, college coaches are spread out throughout the stadium scanning for potential candidates to recruit to their team. You looked at the scoreboard worriedly then back to the field. The cheers died down as the last batter walk towards his position. It was Jeff, the star player of Liberty’s baseball team. One last point. That’s all it takes for Liberty’s team to take home the victory. Shuddering at the thought of how much pressure he must be feeling at the moment, you quickly stood up along with other students who shout Jeff’s name in their cheer.
My BFF (also my Genos) drew this for me for Valentine’s Day! A-ah! I feel so loved! 💖 This is totally our relationship IRL, as she is the best photographer and I am always eating. X3c 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Thank you~ 8Dc
Established relationship AUs are my kryptonite I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY OKAY
- I came home early from work to find you singing to the cat with a spatula as your microphone
- truth be told I only vacuum so I can slide around the hardwood floors in my socks
- you like naps. like, really like naps. and you take them everywhere pretty sure I saw you lying on the kitchen floor one time
- I know it’s our anniversary and we’re all dressed up and everything but I’m not really feeling this fancy restaurant, want to hit up the food truck? (bonus: I got food poisoning from said food truck and I’m puking my guts out but I’m still wearing my fancy clothes so at least I’m still classy)
- people always say to get a pet to see if you’re responsible enough to have kids but we’re still at the stage where we got a houseplant to see if we could get a dog
- you’re in my phone as “that loser who keeps texting me” and I’m in your phone as “how about no”
- we don’t call each other’s names when we need each other anymore we make dolphin sounds
- I have a goldfish named Prince Bubbles and I love him and when you made a commitment to me you made a commitment to him
- you have terrible taste in furniture no you don’t get to make these decisions alone anymore I hate that couch so much and now I have to look at it every day
- your mom came over while you were at work with some stuff she wanted to give you and it included your baby album and oh my god you were so cute (alternatively: you were such an ugly baby I’m so glad you grew out of that phase)
- we’re pretty sure we need hazmat suits to clean out the bathroom
- you don’t like it and I don’t like it but you need to take a bath now, kitty
- I bought a squirt bottle so whenever you do something obnoxious I can spray you with water
- you keep coming up with the worst possible names for any potential children we might have someday no I’m not letting you name our son that
- the water’s getting freezing cold but you’re warm and so we should definitely stay in the shower together a little longer
- we’re brushing our teeth and we both went to spit and you spit on me guess who’s living on the couch for the next month
- I’m always cold at night and you’re always too hot so we built up a little pillow wall so I’d get all the blankets but it’s 2am and I still can’t sleep because I miss snuggling with you
- you went through my stuff and found the ring I was going to use to propose and how dare you go through my personal stuff that’s so rude and invasive but more importantly will you marry me?
- you used up the last of the shampoo and didn’t tell me what am I supposed to do now
- we went to a bar and yes I signed you up to sing karaoke can’t back out now
- we both decided it would be a good idea to have a parent at home to raise the kid but I definitely thought it was going to be you what do you mean you thought it was going to be me
- we rock-paper-scissors or flip a coin for every major decision and you know it’s worked out pretty well for us
- you SAY you didn’t eat in bed but these crumbs say differently you’re not nearly as sly as you think
- that’s my shirt you’re wearing and usually I’m okay with that because you’re so cute in my clothes but I wanted to wear it and it’s mine so I get priority
- it’s ridiculously hot this summer and we’ve started just hanging out naked and it doesn’t really affect me anymore (most of the time) (bonus: someone’s coming to visit in like 10 minutes can you PLEASE put on some pants)
- you finally met my parents and they absolutely hate you but I love you so I hope you stick around
Feb. 12- Adopting a Pet
Together (Bonus points for including Kit!) - 1.5K
Kimmy’s sitting outside the pet shop,
fenced in with two other volunteers and about fifteen puppies when the 6’4 guy
with the Falconer’ cap comes up to her.
“Puppy for sale?” he asks, his accent thick. European, Kimmy guesses, but she’s
pretty bad at pinpointing these kinds of things. He’s pointing at the wriggling
ball of fur in her lap, gnawing at a plastic bone.
“Adoption,” Kimmy says, then cradles the puppy as she stands. “Would you like
to hold him?”
“Can I?” the man asks, sounding pleasantly surprised as he sets down his
“Sure,” Kimmy says. This particular puppy hasn’t really been catching the
attention of families throughout the day. He’s a little plain, Kimmy supposes,
and shy around strangers. “Just kind of hold him with two hands—there you go.”
The man is astonishingly gentle when she transfers the puppy to him, and the
dog looks comically small in his hands. The man’s eyes are twinkling, and he
holds the dog close to his chest, kissing it on the head very lightly as he murmurs in Russian.
“His name’s Kenny,” Kimmy says. “We found him in a box downtown, along with a
couple others. They’ve all had their shots, gotten fixed, microchipped, it’s
all included in the adoption fees.”
“His name Kenny?” the man grins, like there’s a joke behind that.
“you’re super short and i’m sorry but it’s really really cute whenever you try to reach that book on the top shelf here lemme help you- oh no don’t be embarrassed, your face is all red and you’re even more adorable now i am going to die” au
“i’m a biker and one day i was biking in your neighborhood while you just happened to be outside watering the plants and since you’re so goddamn cute i accidentally steered into a pole and now you’re giving me first aid (holy shit you’re even cuter up close)” au
“you’re biking through my neighborhood and you ran into a pole so now i’m really concerned and patching you up, oh my gosh you’re really hot even though you have a bloody nose” au
“i’m at a karaoke bar and i’m sober enough to realize that your voice singing my absolute favorite song is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard, and you caught me staring and winked at me oh shit” au
“you fell asleep on my shoulder on the plane ride and i would ask you to move but you look so comfy and adorable when you sleep. also you smell really good and the feeling of your breath on my skin is somewhat relaxing, maybe we can go out to lunch in this shitty airport when you wake up?” au
“you’re so perfect and i’m in love with you but i’ve never actually met you and you keep avoiding meeting up, so i called nev and max to help me figure out whether or not you’re catfishing me” au
“whoa it turns out you were actually just super shy and you’re even cuter in person pls kiss me in front of all these cameras” au to followup with that
“i’m a quiktrip worker and whenever I work a night shift, you always arrive and buy like 3 cans of redbull and you look exhausted, do you need some help? are you okay?” au
“you invited me to your brother’s/sister’s wedding as a plus one bc we’re hella best friends but we end up making out at the afterparty and now everyone thinks we’re fucking so uh,, u wanna go out for a drink sometime? try this whole couple thing out?” au
“my sister tried to set me up with her friend but little does she know that i am hella gay and i end up falling in love with her smoking hot brother, and whenever i hang at her place we always tell my sister that it’s for a date when really she’s now just trying to set me up with her brother” au
(this can be tweaked in any way to fit your otp :p)
“i’m one of those talk show stars that walks up to random people on the streets and asks them really obscure questions, and you’re really cute and camera shy and i’m sorry but it’s adorable how you stutter when you’re nervous, uh, perhaps when there aren’t so many cameras surrounding me i can buy you a drink?” au
“you just came up to me on the street and asked where the weirdest place i had sex was and i’m assuming it’s for one of those talk show things, but i’m really nervous because you’re really really hot in that suit holy shit” au
“will you stop flirting with me you just got seriously injured and i’m the EMT trying to tend to your wounds in the ambulance, i don’t give a fuck that i look cute when i’m concerned, you’re lucky you’re not dead you dipshit” au
“my mom/sister/dad/brother/best friend doesn’t know we’re dating but one day he/she/they walked in on us making out and started cheering oh my god this is so embarrassing i’m so sorry” au
“you have fire powers and i have ice powers and one day you save my ass and even though we’re supposed to be rivals, you’re actually really really cute and warm can i just stay in your arms forever bc i am perpetually cold” au
“you have ice powers and i have fire powers and i save your sorry ass from getting hurt/killed, okay i know we’re supposed to be rivals according to every legend ever but you’re adorable and wow you’re really cold, would you like me to warm you up?” au
“i’m so sorry i’ve been stowing away on your ship but i’m lonely and tired and starving with nowhere to go so please take pity on my poor soul bc you’re the sweetest pirate i have ever met and since we’re in the middle of the ocean now there’s no way you’re taking me back to land anytime soon” au
“i would be furious at you for stowing away on my ship if it weren’t for the fact that you look really sick and sad can i help you” au
“dude why did that siren take on my image to try and seduce you, is there something you wanna tell me” au
“I’m an elf with really bad aim so while hunting i accidentally shot you in the shoulder with an arrow i’m so sorry can i make it up to you in any way? oh shit you’re a wizard, please don’t turn me into a frog i’ll do anything you want me to” au
“we’re coworkers and all the other employees ship us so just for fun we all go out clubbing/to a bar but little do we know its actually a plot they set up to get us to realize our supposed love for each other. wait you’re actually a really good dancer and your laugh is so endearing and, holy shit, maybe our colleagues were right” au
“i catch you at the bus terminal shivering your ass off because it’s 30 degrees and for some godforsaken reason you’re wearing a short sleeve t shirt, so out of pity i lend you my hoodie and you look so surprised it’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen, setting aside the fact that you’re a goddamn idiot, do you want to get sick?” au
(cont.) “you look so sad and cold that i just tell you to keep my hoodie b/c you obviously need it more than i do. a week later i see you at a coffee shop/book store/etc. and you’re wearing my hoodie which you look so fucking tiny and cute in, and you just saw me and you look super embarrassed; you offer me it back but i tell you it suits you more and we end up talking and i buy you a drink” au
“we’re partners in cupcake wars and i never realized how cute you look with frosting on your face until now but no distractions, we have to fucking pummel these other teams because we are the best goddamn cupcake company in the universe WE CAN DO THIS” au
“i’m swimming laps in a lake alone at night and i thought no one else was here but i just swam right into you and uh?? you’re not wearing a shirt and you’re hot as hell pl ease take me right here” au
“i took you to my family’s lakehouse and we went jetskiing which you were so adorably excited about b/c you’ve never been, and when we drove around on the water at ungodly speeds u held onto me b/c there was nothing else to hold onto” au
“my friends dared me to buy 20 condoms but i didn’t realize that the cute cashier would be working tonight so i avoided eye contact as i piled them onto the counter and please stop laughing so hard, oh my god it’s for a dare okay i’ve never had sex in my life and once you stopped laughing, i swear i fell in love with that sparkle in your eye as you grinned wildly at me and asked me out for a drink” au
“i accidentally called the wrong skype number and it turns out the person i called was you and you’re in a different time zone, so it’s 3am where you are and you just woke up and look fucking pissed but you’re cute so… let’s do this again when you’re not asleep. i’m more than willing to stay up into the dead of night to talk to you” au
“i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au
“Oh come on Y/N,when are you planning to tell him?“Hannah asked and took a sip from her milkshake.Y/N snorted and shook her head.
“I don’t know,maybe,never?”She said between laughs and shrugged her shoulders.
“Hey,look at me,” Hannah had gotten serious.She took her friend’s hands in hers,rubbing them softly. “Y/N, i don’t see where the bad thing is!He needs to know!And i’m sure he likes you too,so much!You guys would make such a cute couple!” She shouted from excitement.Y/N’s eyes widened and she immediately shushed her friend.
“Oh my God Hannah!We’re not the only people in here!“
Y/N took a quick look at her surroundings.Nobody at Monet’s seemed to notice Hannah’s sudden outburst.
“Look,what if he doesn’t like me back?I really don’t wanna embarrass myself…”She pointed and sighed once again.
Y/N had been crushing on Clay Jensen for years.But she thought that it’d ruin their friendship if she confessed her feelings for him.Of course,Hannah couldn’t let her friend drown in ignorance;she had everything planned.And she was sure the plan was going to work.It had to.
“Hey,positive thoughts right?Everything’s going to be fine and i’m sure that by the end of this date,you guys will be the best couple ev-”
Y/N was drinking her coffee but as soon as she heard Hannah’s words she almost spilled it.
“Whoa- what da-”
“Hey guys!“Said a familiar voice from behind.With a shocked expression on her face,Y/N turned around and came face to face with none other but Clay Jensen.His hands were tightly holding his backpack but there was a smile on his face nonetheless. What in the world had Hannah done?
“Hey Helmet!“Hannah exclaimed and quickly stood up.Grabbing her bag,she lightly patted his shoulder,she winked at Y/N and started walking away.
“I was just leaving.”
“You’re dead…"Y/N mumbled,her eyes fixed on Hannah.The girl took her tongue out and waved them goodbye,then she soon disappeared.
“What am i gonna do,what am i gonna do?“She thought to herself.She slowly started panicking and that wasn’t good.What had Hannah told Clay?Did she tell him that she was head over heels for him?No,no that wasn’t gonna end up well…
“So…” Clay started as he let his backpack down and took Hannah’s seat.
“Hannah said that you wanted to inform me about something that’s been bothering you lately?”
Y/N simply nodded.She was dying to tell him.But she was scared of his reaction.
“Should i be worried?” He asked and frowned.
It was then or never.She took a deep breath.She decided to stop hiding behind her little finger.If Clay was a true friend he wouldn’t dump her for that.Besides,it was the way she felt.She needed to share it.She would feel better and more relaxed if she did.At the end of the day,it wouldn’t even matter,there were just gonna be some words that needed to be spoken.
“Listen.I don’t care if you don’t see me the same way,i’m just gonna say it;i like you.I’ve liked you since junior high school and i never had the courage to tell you because i was scared.But you know what?I just realized that it’s totally fine.I’ve told you everything about myself,you know me better than anyone else.I like you so much that i might even love you.And it’s okay if you don’t feel the same.I just think that this is something that i should’ve told you long ago.“
Y/N talked in a low voice.Her eyes were staring intently at the wooden table.She finished her little speech and let out a deep breath.That was it.Now she was waiting for her friend’s answer.
She couldn’t see the smile slowly creeping on his beautiful face.He coughed a little bit before speaking.
“Y/N the feeling is mutual.“He almost whispered and reached for her right hand.
“What?” She asked,surprised,and looked up.
“For a long time too.And it’s crazy,you and me sitting here talking about it so calm and…It feels good to be honest.”
She couldn’t help but smile.The butterflies in her stomach didn’t seem to leave her.She was sure her cheeks were red but honestly,she didn’t care.
“So, you’re saying that-” She didn’t manage to finish her sentence because he extended so as his face was close to hers.Soon, a pair of soft lips were on hers but only for a few seconds;people were watching,kids.But even a few seconds were enough to melt Y/N’s heart.
“You know i don’t say this often but,do you mind being my girlfriend?”
She gave him a cheeky grin and squeezed his hand gently.
“No Clay,not at all!”
The best part is that Y/N and Clay couldn’t see Hannah watching them behind the corner,her hand in her mouth to prevent herself from yelling.Her OTP was finally getting together,there’s nothing in this world she wanted more at this very moment.
(A/n): lmao so I just decided that this was pretty cute. I was reading through the prompt’s that I reblogged and I got inspired by number 23. I hate you
Summary: Mark, Ethan and Tyler do a video with you where they do your makeup with things they find in the kitchen.
Warnings: If I said there wasn’t any swearing and fluff, I’d be lying.
“Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and this is the kitchen face challenge!”
The introduction was cheery as per-usual. From the camera’s view, Ethan and Tyler stood on the right of (Y/n); with Mark speaking on the left.
The four were stationed in Mark’s studio, right in front of a large flat screen T.V that showcased a tranquil forest setting.
“Yayy….” (Y/n) uttered manageably, her enthusiasm forced and dry.
Ethen shared (Y/n)’s look of discomfort from beside her, shifting uncomfortably on his heels and giving the camera a cringy smile.
“Ouchh,” Mark laughed along with Tyler before Tyler began to explain.
“So basically,” he took a glance at both you and Ethan “Mark is going to do (Y/n)’s full face and I’m going to do Ethan’s and at the end, who’s ever looks the best?” he drawed out and looked to Mark “Wins??”
“Exactly it Tyler.” Mark confirmed. “SO LET’S DO THIS. CAN WE GET 506,000,000 LIKES FOR HOT SAUCE EYESHADOW?!”
The camera zoomed in on Tyler’s face in silence.
They all laughed and broke apart.
“I’ll go get the tarps, yeah?” Tyler asked
“Yes, thanks Ty. (Y/n), you and Ethen go get your chairs that you will be sitting on,” asked Mark “and I will go get the tools~!” he finished in a manic, silly voice.
“Mark,” (Y/n) sighed and she turned to walk with Ethan “I hope you make me look fucking beautiful!”
❆ ❆ ❆
“Okay so I know you are my boyfriend and I should trust you,” (Y/n) began, leaning back in her chair “but I don’t.” she finished.
“NooOOooOoooOoooo…!” Mark whined “I trust me, so you should too.”
Tyler laughed and grabbed his phone.
“Alright, we each have exactly three minutes.” he said
“Ohh god.” groaned Ethen “(Y/n), let’s survive together, okay?” he held out a hand to said girl.
“Alright. You are my anchor.” she replied, dramatically grabbing his hand.
“CRANK(Y/N) CONFIRMED!” Mark and Tyler both shouted at the same time, causing you all to laugh once again.
“I guess I shouldn’t be saying that, because we are dating,” Mark chuckled “so, Ethen! Stay away from my woman, ya’ little blue bastard!”
Everyone laughed more.
“Okay, one… twothreego!” Tyler said quickly, hastily shoving his phone to the side.
“Oh, oh, okay!” Mark sputtered and looked at all the kitchen condiments below him, on the tarp.
“Way ahead of you.” Tyler stated, shoving some flour onto Ethen’s cheeks. “Beauty!” he said in some accent.
“LORDY, I cAN’T SEE!” Ethen wailed, beginning to paw at his eyes.
“DETAILS, DETAILS!” Tyler laughed loudly.
(Y/n) turned slowly to Mark and mouthed ‘please no’, the camera zoomed in on her face.
“Classic red lips is what I’m up for!” Mark said back, a goof smile on his face.
He took some Red Hot and dabbed a bit on his finger tip, being gentle when spreading it upon the girl’s lips. Tipping some also on her cheeks for extra measure.
“It burns.” she hissed, squinting her eyes.
“Beauty is pain, beauty is pain…” Mark repeated, continuing to scour the tarp. The brunette suddenly turned and winked in the direction of the lens. “That’s why it pains me to look at (Y/n) sometimes, because she is so damn pretty.”
“Awe~” she drawled. The Red Hot covered her actual blush.
“Well it pains me to look at you too Mark,” Ethan snickered “because you are so damn ugly.” and then he groaned again “That and this fucking flour makes it hurt when I open my eyes…”
Everyone laughed along with him.
“How much time we got?” Mark questioned.
“Thirty seconds.” Tyler replied. He was finishing up added a coco-powder beard to Ethen.
“Ah, balls!” Mark cried and at last minute snatched the vegemite. “Can someone say eyeshadow? Because I sure can.” he chuckled.
“I fucking can’t.” (Y/n) laughed as Mark applied the heavy spread to her eye lids.
“Time!” Tyler called.
Mark and (Y/n) both couldn’t stop laughing.
“I hate you.” (Y/n) sighed and didn’t even bother to open her eyes.
“Ya’ love me.” Mark said back, laughed his funny laugh, and leaned down to the girl’s face to give her a kiss.
(Y/n) could feel Mark in front of her and knew what he was looking for, so she gave it to him.
A sweet, Red Hot kiss.
“Oh my god, I hate you!” Mark cries dramatically, laughing quaintly “It. BURNS.”
“Beauty is pain.” the rest of them said in unison, bellowing with laughter.
(A/n): Ah this one is cute though. I really do like this one, even though it’s pretty short?? Oh well. It’s great.
here is a disposable taken of me about 2 minutes + 30 seconds after i ran into kehlani passing by her on the sidewalk in LA. she was wearing a baby blue track suit with a yoga mat in hand, ear buds in her ear, no makeup on, and her long curly hair was done. she had so many tattoos. which yeah of course if you follow kehlani you know she has tattoos all over, but i guess they look so much cooler in person. when i saw this human was actually kehlani, we were arms distance when she looked up at me. all i said was “oh my god! you’re so beautiful” and she said thank you so much! in her cute raspy voice. her friend was there with her too. he was tall and had good style too. when we had fully passed eachother, i looked back at the crosswalk and she looked back and smiled at me. (and then she tweeted back at me and said “y'all was v v v cute” and she also called me shawty). i can’t wait to tell her about it when we collab someday. february 2017.
A/N: I got this idea from this post, from the @imaginedanandphil blog, which is really good! :D Also, written in Dan’s POV!!
Summary: Dan is in the middle of a liveshow when Y/N randomly decides to be loud on the other room and distracts him. Until she ends up joining him, with unexpected results.
For fuck’s sake. Y/N was being so loud in the
other room, she was probably playing a game and having a rage fest because of
it. Or fangirling about something. One thing or the other. Maybe even both,
something to do with feels.
But since I was in the middle of a liveshow
and couldn’t exactly do much at that moment, I resolved to just roll my eyes
and grin at the camera with a resigned chuckle.
“Y/N is being so noisy” It was kind of
distracting to hear her, even if I tried to focus on the people on the chat.
They had met in Jamaica when Harry went to get away, to write, to have no distractions. But then she came out of nowhere, she was on vacation with her friends, spring break. She was cute, and Harry took a quick liking to her, she was different. She didn’t want to know Harry Styles from One Direction, but just Harry Styles as a person.
He liked the way she laughed, the way she was carefree but at the same time she wasn’t. He liked the way that she had to plan everything before it happened, that she hated not knowing. He liked the fact that she was a college student, a waitress, a regular girl. He loved the fact that she private, and didn’t want any camera’s on her, she wanted no part in his famous life. She wanted him behind closed doors. The only person in her life that knew about him was her roommate, other than that she kept her lips sealed.
And at the beginning it was easy, he could visit her, she could visit him. She went to his private show in London, met his family. They all loved her, who wouldn’t? She met his friend, his band mates, she sat in the crowd and people just assumed she was a fan. They came in separate cars, him with his team, she would drive her 2008 Ford, they would leave in separate cars. They made it work.
“When did you get here?” Harry asked, relaxing in the shade near the pool.
They were careful, up until his three day holiday in Mexico. She stood by the doorway, her sun flower covered dress laid over her bathing suit, sunglasses on her face.
“About twenty minutes ago, I ran up stairs to change,” she smiled, “how’s your break?”
“Would be better if you laid here with me,” Harry grins, patting the spot next to him.
She laughs, laying next to him, he wraps his arm around her, the two face each other, their faces inches apart, “did you get a hair cut?” he asked, picking up the ends of her hair.
“Yeah,” she smiled, “I got it the other day.”
“‘s nice,” he yawns, dropping her hair, “I’ve missed you.”
She kisses his jaw line, moving up to the corner of his mouth, “missed you more,” she mumbled, kissing him, “your sister requested to follow my instagram, I had to decline.”
Harry laughs, Y/N made it clear she wants her privacy. And if Gemma, Anne, Harry, and all his friends and family followed her on social media and shared pictures people would start asking questions, something she wasn’t ready for.
“Did you see me on the late late show?” He asked.
“I stayed up every night,” she says, making him smile, “your performance of Kiwi gave me life I had no idea I was missing.”
He laughs, moving her body closer to him, and then wrapping his leg around her, “is that so?” he asked.
She nods, “are you joining me next week?” Harry asks, lips in a pout.
“I wish, but I have work,” she sighs, “I have to make money to pay for college, you know like normal people.”
“Ugh,” Harry groans, “what about June?”
“I’m all yours,” she promised.
“We are going out to eat,” Mitch says, leaning against the island in the kitchen.
“Where are you going?” Y/N asked, placing her chin on the palm of her hand, she tears her gaze away from Harry to Mitch.
“Some restaurant Claire found,” he shrugs, “I take it you guys won’t be coming?”
“Why wouldn’t you?” Sarah asked, walking in, she sets her back on top of the island, “didn’t you two come out yet?”
“No, why would you think that?” Y/N asked.
“There are pictures of you like everywhere,” Sarah says, handing her phone to Y/N.
She grabs it, scrolling through twitter.
Y/N Y/L/N is the girl Harry is with, here is her twitter.
She’s not that pretty.
LOL she looks like trash.
IDK I would put in more effort in my appearance if I was Y/N.
Y/N is cute, leave her alone.
If Harry likes her, I like her.
Y/N needs to lose some weight, where did she come from anyways?
I bet Y/N is with him for the money.
Harry grabs the phone, pictures of them from the pool are posted everywhere, links to her social media are attached to tweets.
“Oh God,” Y/N rubs her temples, “how did they find me so quickly?”
“Please don’t listen to them,” Harry says.
She sighs, she had seen how the fans reacted to his past rumored girlfriends, it was the last thing she wanted.
“This is crazy,” she says, grabbing her own phone to see calls and texts from her friends, DM’s from people in her school, “this is the last thing I wanted.”
“Why are people like this?” Mitch sighed.
“Y/N,” Harry says gently.
“I’m fine,” she shrugs, turning off her phone and slipping it back into her bag, “it was bound to happen at some time anyways.”
“It should’ve happened when you were ready though, not when some guy wanted a pay check,” Harry says, frowning.
She grabs his hand, “my social media is on private, and I don’t plan on changing that, yeah people know about me, but they can’t really ever know what happens when it’s just us, which is what really matters.”
“‘m sorry love,” Harry kisses her hand, “I know this isn’t ideal.”
“Hey, you have to put up with me and my baggage, I have to do the same, your baggage just happened to be millions of camera’s,” she teased.
“Sometimes you can get a really good profile picture though,” Harry jokes.
She rolls her eyes, leaning over the island and kissing him quickly, “you’re very lucky I like you a lot,” she smiled.
“I’m a very lucky man,” Harry agrees, a smile on his face.
He grabs his phone sending out one little tweet.
Please share the love, she’s a wonderful girl who makes me happy, H.
“Stop signing your tweets! We know they’re from you!” Claire yelled, walking into the room.
Hi! Can you write fluffy headcanons with jealous RFA and Vanderwood (he's cool)? Perhaps someone was flirting with MC?
sorry this took so long to write! and also, please look at my rules before requesting. I don’t know how to add a link in my description, but I did say to look at my hashtag RULES. please do so in the future. -Green
-you two were out together just window shopping
-eventually you made it in a comic shop and you had accidentally split up because of your different interests
-which Yoosung was okay with because it was a small shop and you were really just an isle or two away
-while he was looking at LOLOL merch, he found a small figurine that he remembers is from one of your favorite shows!
-he knows he can’t buy it, but he wants to show it to you!!
-so he grabs the box with the figure in it and looks around for you
-he sees you with a big book in your hands, trying to read (or just ignore without being too rude) while a tall man loomed over you and continued to talk to you
-his cheeks get really red and he literally starts to pout
-before he solves the issue, he walks over and buys the item
-he wasn’t before but GOD he needs some leverage so he does
-yoosung takes the figure out and then jogs over to you, proudly holding it in the air
-”MC!! look!!! :DD”
-you look up from the book and you squeal at what he’s holding
-”Yoosung!! Oh my gosh, did you buy that??”
-yes of course, he replies, bc u r the best gf ever
-he gives it to you and gives you a kiss on the cheek, then looks at the book you have
-it’s an LOLOL guide that shows concept art and how to get all the special armor
-”awww!! we had the same idea!”
-honestly you two just start being really cute right in front of this dude.
-yoosung just slowly and surely. shoves this guy away
-you totally notice but don’t say anything until later
-by saying something you give him a big ol kiss on the lips
-both of you are out at the park
-because nothing is better than the park!!!
-they’re perfect for Saeyoung
-he’s chasing you around the playground, and you’re screaming and giggling
-it’s honestly really cute and he can’t help but lag in his running because he could ANNIHILATE YOU if he wanted but you’re too cute he just wants to keep hear you laughing
-eventually he ducks under the slide so you can’t see him and waits until you’ve stopped running so he can. SNEAk ATTACK
-everything was going according to plan. your back turned toward him, looking around, you’re on the tips of ur toes, and ur a giggling mess
-except. he. was not a part of his plan?
-honestly who hits on people at a park
-when he sees this dude come up and just start flirting right away he’s like MC RUN AWAY???
-but you’re too out of it to notice so you just kind of dismiss it while looking for Saeyoung
-so he continues with his plan and sneaks up on you
-picks you up from behind and spins u!!!
-you are YELLING
-this dude is also yelling
-saeyoung is LAUGhiNG,,,it’s so f u nn y??/
-eventually he’ll put you down and then just kiss you all over your face
-then turn to the guy and be like “oh who r u”
-the dude just walks away.
-you convinced Jumin to go on. a normal date
-where you both weren’t super dressed up and eating 100$ meals
-instead you got him into some casual clothes, and you brought him into town
-he was totally out of his element and super weirded out by the commoners
-so he’s stuck to you like glue. you are his only light in this mess.
-but he won’t complain because you’re having a lot of fun so he tries to relax and enjoy everything like you are
-while it’s not to the same extent, he does start having some fun
-but fun drops all the way when he sees how. rude??? all the dudes are ?
-he swears that he saw someone slap your ass but you keep denying it
-he don’t believe u.,,,
-now you two are together just looking at the city lights and walking hand in hand
-not as many people are out and it’s not a shady place, so Jumin is actually pretty relaxed
-t h e nn,,,,
-a man comes up and like. slaps your ass
-but like. really fucking hard guys
-you stumble in your place
- OH H E LL N O
-jumin doesn’t even think about it he grabs this guy and SHOVES HIM INTO THE BUILDING NEAR U GUYS
-starts chewing this guy out. doesn’t punch him or anything just yells at him and venting about how commoners are the worst people to exist
-and guys jumin is really intimidating so this guy looks like he’s going to cry
-you start to feel bad because he looks so scared so you have to drag Jumin back and tell the rude asshole to scram
-and then jumin. oh my god guys
-once this guy leaves, Jumin slaps him SO HARD ON THE ASS THAT YOU Can HEAR IT and the guy runs the FUCk away
-YOU START LAUGHinG SO O BAD ,,,
-it’s the best night of your LIFE
-mmm coffee dates!!
-you both treat yourselves to this really expensive coffee house and Jaehee looks like she’s in heaven
-it’s been 10 minutes and she still can’t decide what drink she wants
-so you left her and explored the shop a bit
-it’s really a cute place! and they got a little library!
-you read a little, when someone walks up to you
-you think it’s Jaehee so you’re about to greet her with a smile when you see it’s actually a dude
-woops. you apologize and he laughs
-why he laughing??
-you’re super awkward so you can’t bring yourself to leave as this dude tries to charm and get to know you
-eventually Jaehee knows what she wants and looks around at her spot for you
-sees you and the dude
-but she really doesn’t want to make a scene so she calls your name
-”MC!! Honey, I know what I want now! I miss you dearly so come here so I can give you a kiss??”
-that is SO EMBARRASSING for her to say… but she can’t help it she just wants the dude to get the hint and leave u alone
-he does, thank god
-and you take that offer Jaehee gave you, gladly ;0
-you’re at his play!!
-unfortunately you’re sitting alone, but you’re so happy to see him play!
-but since you’re alone, this guy next to you is totally chatting up during the whole play and you have no way to escape
-during intermission, you quickly leave with the excuse you have to use the bathroom
-oops, when u come out there’s the dude
-was he waiting for you to come out?
-you’re seriously getting creeped out so you text Zen to come out of backstage
-he does as fast as he can, even tho he isn’t allowed to but he loves you so he doesn’t care
-as soon as he sees this dude and how uncomfortable Zen totally is like. OK.i know what i must do
-quickly swipes up next to you and places an arm around your waist.
-he tries to keep himself together but on the inside he is suffering while he shakes this guys hand
-”you called me over, is something wrong babe?” he asks you and purposefully kisses u on the cheek so this guy knows you are taken
-”he.. well, he followed and waited for me to come out of the bathroom..”
-long story short: the dude is kicked out for harassment
-you think it’s a little bit of a stretch… but seeing Zen so flustered and worked up makes it totally worth it.