Zelda has a bad day. Link makes it better.
Shameless pre calamity Zelink that nobody asked for. Also, it’s NSFW. If anyone’s not into that let me know, and I’ll post the SFW version, but let’s be real. I know what you’re all here for.
The women of Hyrule castle loved to talk.
From the scullery maids to the noble women, it seemed the only things they needed were a mouth and an audience of approximate social standing to divulge their deepest secrets. Zelda was rarely included in these conversations; when she would come upon a group of tittering women, they would often scatter or fall into into suspicious silences with pointed looks sent her way, or equally suspicious conversations about the weather, likely believing that the perfect, golden haired princess with a divine birthright would simply be above all that tawdry gossip