she just wanted to shut me up

DEO Training Room 2/2

(this is a continuation of this prompt)

“Hey babe,” you greet Kara with a cheek kiss, as to not mess up her lipstick, not knowing if today was a full press day or just a regular one. You smooth your hair back from your forehead, sweat gathers on your palm as you do so. You grimace as you wipe the excess on your pants. “I can uh, go wash my hands if you want? That was pretty gross of me, Kara?”

She still hasn’t said anything, she seems to be in a trance of some sort, you get out your walkie in case there’s another white martian in the building and you need to tell Alex. She yanks you towards her, as you’re about to scream about a 10-18 with a white martian in the building, her eyes cloud over and you know it’s her.

“Kara, what are you-“

"Just shut up and fuck me.”

Kara slams her lips into yours, you back away, still startled that she’s in such a mood, especially on a press day. She growls impatiently as you put your forehead against hers, you pant but are thankful she’s waiting on your response as to why you stopped kissing her. Usually you’d be all over this side of Kara, she must be confused why you’re not.

“Kara, we can’t do this here, I work here, you work here,” you try to explain to her, taking her hands into yours. She huffs, obviously annoyed you’re denying her what she wants, and that you’re only now opposed to work sex. Kara’s about to say something when Alex pops her head into the training room, she’s changed since being in here last.

“Oh good you’re both decent,” she starts but is cut off by Kara.

“See! Even my sister knows we have sex here!”

Alex’s face pales, she must’ve not known that and now that she does, well, she’s probably going to disinfect every square inch of this room.

“I um, did not know that, nor did I need to,” she tugs at her polo collar, “anyways channel 8 wants to see you, they want an interview.” 

Kara groans and starts to stamp out of the room, you tug her back so she can listen to anything else her sister has to say. You nod for Alex to continue, she says that was all and Kara shakes your grip. She’s mad and you’re pretty sure that you’re the reason, but just in case you’re not, you run after her.

“Supergirl wait!” you call out after her, she whisks around, the gust from her cape sending your hair into your face. You sputter as you try to get it out of your mouth, she’s annoyed. She crosses her arms, waiting for you to speak. “Is everything alright?”

“I have an interview I need to get to Agent, I’ll return afterwards, I’ll speak to you then.” That’s all Kara has to say before flying off to where the interview is. You rub your temples as you walk over the the control panel, sitting in the seat next to Winn. 

“Trouble in paradise?” he asks, slinging an arm over your shoulder. You nod, propping your feet up on the desk. Winn gives you a warning look that you don’t understand until J’onn addresses you. 

“If you and supergirl are having issues, I suggest you solve them quickly, agent.”

“Yes Director,” You sheepishly reply to him as you take your feet off the desk. When he’s gone you take out your phone and text Kara to meet you outside the training room storage closet when she’s back at the DEO.

You’re wondering where she is until your ears pop, she walks towards you, you’re slightly nervous about doing all this at work and she seems to sense it. You fumble for the doorknob as Kara pushes you into the dimly lit space. She locks the door then makes quick use of her mouth and hands. 

You groan as her nails dig into your sides. Her mouth leaves hot, open mouthed kisses on your neck. You arch into her, she smirks against your skin knowing she has you falling under her spell once more. You laugh as her breath tickles your ear, it quickly turns into a moan as she bites the skin behind it.

You grab Kara’s hands and direct them to your pants until you realize you still have your tactical belt on. She fumbles with the gun but regains control of it, probably remembering its loaded and the safety is off, so she ought to be careful. She reaches above you to place your weapon on one of the shelves.

You don’t remember much after the cool air of the room hits your thighs, causing goosebumps and momentary fogginess in your mind. You just know you were a mess afterwards and Kara worried you were about to pass out. Your tongue feels heavy in your mouth as your vision focuses on Kara in her super suit. 

“Hey babe,” you greet her. She traces the curve of your chin with her thumb as a small smile crosses her face.  

“Hey, you uh passed out? Are you feeling okay?” she asks as she uses her arms to steady you. You didn’t even notice you were swaying. 

“Yeah, yeah I’m fine, can we get back to what we were doing though?” you ask, the warmth in your stomach returning. She shakes her head, her worry has replaced her wants. 

“I think we should get Alex to check you out,” she says, her voice is wavering and the feeling in your stomach is no longer warm but cold, worried as to why she’s worried. You feel fine and you tell her that but she doesn’t buy it. You two come out from the storage room to see Alex scrubbing the training mats.

“Hey Al-”

“What are you two doing in here? Were you two in there?” she demands, it catches you both off guard. You’re just wondering why she has a surgeons mask on. You see the bleach in her hand and realize what’s happened. You chuckle to yourself and Kara side eyes you. Alex gets off the floor and points at you, asking if you feel lightheaded and if your chest hurts. You nod and she takes you from Kara, who’s still confused, and who runs after you.

“Are they okay?” Kara asks as Alex helps you up the stairs and to the nearest bench.

“Yeah they’re fine, just inhaled some bleach fumes, they should be fine as long as you two stay out of the training room until tomorrow.”

“Bleach fumes? You mean the stuff Eliza told me to stay out of the bathroom when she cleaned with it?” Alex nods, explaining that Kryptonians don’t usually have the same vulnerability to chemicals as humans, which is why she’s not having the same symptoms you are.

Once Alex says you’re fine you both walk out of the med bay and prepare to go home. Kara’s glad you’re okay. You’re glad the same insatiable look in her eyes is still there, meaning you can finish what she started.

  • Blizzard: *removes Tracer's pose that shows off her butt*
  • Straight men: You are censoring your own character! She should be able to present herself as she wants! She's just owning her sexuality, let her be who she would be!
  • Blizzard: *reveals that Tracer is gay*
  • Straight men: Why do we need to know so much about her?! Who cares what she wants or likes, let me have my own fantasies!

“I love Rouge she’s my fave”

“But her design is just awful, sexualization much?”

cool new meme: nino eating potatoes at inappropriate times

“Chat Noir,” Ladybug cries, “I’m sorry. I can’t take this any longer.”

“Take what, My Lady?” he asks in concern.

“Chat, I…” she gulps, sniffling. “I need you t-to detransf-form, I swear– I’ll do it too, I just–”

“Settle down, My Lady, of course. I didn’t think you’d want to so soon–”

“Shut up and kiss me, silly cat,” she sobs, and as she is enveloped in his warm and familiar embrace, their lips touch as their suits are shed. They do not open their eyes to peek.

Eyes still closed, Marinette sobs into Adrien’s shoulder. “I’ve j-just had the most awful Christmas,” she whispers, tears dripping down her flushed face. “I’m glad I got you back, though.”

“Me too, Buginette,” he replies calmly, stroking her back. “I’m right here.”

Nino, watching idly five feet away, takes another bite of his potato.

I honestly cannot understand this whole banning abortions crap.

Who the fuck are you to tell a woman what she can and can’t with HER OWN BODY. It’s her body, not yours!

If she wants to have an abortion, then that shouldn’t concern anyone besides her and her body. Y'all are way too invested in other people’s personal lives nowadays.

If you don’t like the fact that a woman is having an abortion….. then who cares? It’s not your body. So shut the fuck up and mind your business.

If you actually care about the life of a child, then how about you help those thousands of kids sitting in foster homes right now. Instead of poking your nose into someone else’s life, go help them. They deserve to live a full life and have a loving family.

Oh and remember, banning abortions doesn’t get rid of them all together, it just makes them illegal and unsafe.

Little Miss Cold Hearted (Alec x Reader) Imagine

A/N: I have no idea what I wanted for this imagine. It started out as something and ended as something else. Send some ideas for imagines.
Warning: A little cursing

   “Is this why my boyfriend in such a bad mood?” You asked as you walked into the infirmary. Seeing that there was a random redhead laying down in one of the beds.
“When is he not in a bad mood” Jace said rolling his eyes.
“Oh shut up Jace, who is she?” You asked
“You could of just asked me” said the redhead sitting on the bed
“but I didn’t, so who is she?”
“Her names Clary Y/N” Izzy said as she stood up next to you. “She a shadowhunter just like us but she didn’t know”“
“You know this how?” You asked. Izzy pointed at Clary shoulder and there above was the iratze rune. Well she have to be a shadowhunter to survive that you thought.
“Okay wait if she didn’t know she was shadowhunter who put the healing rune on her” you questioned.
“Jace did, is that bad?” Clary said
“Jace! You didn’t even know she was a shadowhunter you could of killed the poor girl. What in the world were you thinking?” You yelled. How could he be so thoughtless.
“I had a feeling she was like us so I burn it on her after she got bitted by the demon.” He said shrugging his shoulders.
“A FEELING! Well that would of done much if she had to died, You got lucky Wayland” you said as you turn to leave. “At least tell the girl about everything so she knows what going on” you added in before you actually left the room.
“There’s more to know?” Clary asked the two standing in front of her.
“Not really she didn’t know we told you most of it before she came” Jace replied
“Who is she? And are most of shadowhunter this rude because that make two out of the four I have met.”
“Her name is Y/N but you probably heard me say that to her, she’s a friend of ours and she also my parabatai. And no most of them are kind so is Y/N she just really stressed with everything at the moment.” Izzy told her.
“But the first one you met Alec he’s always like that but trust me he just as kind when you get to know him. He just likes to hide it”
“Why is she stressed and you guys aren’t? Aren’t you guys a team?”
“She getting married we aren’t” Izzy said pulling Clary to her feet “Now let’s show you around”

  You walked into yours and Alec shared bedroom after your long day.All you wanted was to see Alec. But he wasn’t there as you walked in, he probably was with Jace trying to figured out how to help the new girl. You started to get ready for bed you changed your clothes and we’re just finishing brushing your teeth when Alec walked into the room.
“I heard that you were rude today what’s wrong baby?” Alec asked as he wrapped his arms around you and you laid your head on his chest.
“I’ve been so stressed with this wedding planning and The Clave it’s all starting to get to me” you said. It was turning you in to a new person. All you wanted to do was sleep now knowing Alec was here with you.
“How about you get some rest and I’ll try to help you with some of the planning tomorrow”
“Thank you so much Alec” you said giving him a kiss. You and Alec both got in to bed. He held you close while he started to talk about his day, you slowly fell asleep to his comforting voice.
You woke up the next morning and Alec wasn’t there. It was nothing unusual since one of you usually had to get up early for a meeting or mission. You got up and quickly got dress and headed to the main room.
  As you walk in you could see Alec with Clary, Jace, Izzy and another person crowded around a table in the back so no one would pay attention to them.
“Why are you guys doing?” You asked as you walked up to them causing all of them to jump.
“Oops sorry about that” you said holding back a laugh. “Who this?” You asked as you point towards the brown haired boy.
“He’s my best friend Simon” Clary spoke while looking at you with a glare. Yup you deserve that after yesterday.
“We’re trying to find away for Clary to get back her memories ” Jace told you.
“Why don’t you try the Silent Brothers.” You suggest. Alec and them all look at you wondering why they didn’t think of that in the first place.
“Silent Brothers?” Clary asked no one in particular.
“Their hard to explain but they could get your memories back” Izzy answers
“Let’s go find them” Clary said turning around.
“Wait, you don’t know anything about them. What they do could kill you if you aren’t strong enough” you shouted, maybe it was the wrong idea to suggest that.
“You don’t think I’m strong enough” Clary said walking up to you.
“I never said you in particular, but if you aren’t strong enough it will kill you, your at higher rate since you known about this world for then less a day” you said to her looking at her in the face.
“So you think I’m some weak girl that doesn’t know about anything” Clary said getting more and more angry.
“Not anything about this world that’s for sure. You haven’t been train to fight at all I could probably knock you on your ass in seconds” you said keeping your ground
“Well why don’t you try” Clary said getting ready to fight. It wouldn’t look to good for you if you were caught fighting in the middle of the main room but you weren’t just going to back down from a fight. You were about to throw a punch at her but Alec held you back and Jace did the same thing with Clary.
“Would you two stop” Izzy asked but it didn’t really work.
“You know nothing about this world and thinking you can just walk in and own the place is ridiculous.” You said trying to get out of Alec’s hold but it was no used he was way stronger then you. Clary didn’t really know what to said but she did remember something that Isabelle said the day before.
“At least I know about important things like being kind people since I got here you been nothing but a cold hearted bitch to me, for what I’ve done nothing to you. Your fiancé probably only marrying you because he knows that no one could ever love someone without a soul or he just as bitchy and rude as you are” Clary shouted now getting the attention of everyone in the room. Izzy and theirs mouths drop. How could she say something like that you thought and so did everyone else. Alec’s gripped around you loosely from the shock of what she just said about him even if she didn’t know it was him. You step away from Alec and said “Go to Silent Brothers and get killed I don’t care, and for the record it takes a cold hearted bitch to know one” with that you ran out of the room not even looking back.
“Clary” Jace said looking at the girl. He didn’t know what to say
“Leave” Alec said
“What?” Clary asked
“I said leave now, leave the institute. You are no longer welcome here” Alec told Clary
“You can’t just kicked her out Alec” Jace shot back
“Why not? She try to start a fight and call the head of the institute at the moment awful seems to me that she doesn’t want to be here so she shouldn’t be.” Alec answer
“Wait now I never said anything about the-” Clary stopped for a second then said “She marrying the head of the institute, wow he must be something else to marry her.Where is he anyway?”
“I’m standing right in front of you” Alec said glaring at Clary. Clary looked like she sunk smaller since that came out of Alec mouth.
“I didn’t really me-” Clary started but Alec stopped her.
“Go with her Jace and see the brothers but The Clave will be hearing about all of this.”
Alec replied. “Everyone get back to work”
Everyone stopped watching and turn back to their work quietly talking about what just happen.
“Excuse me now while I try and find my fiancé” Alec said as he left the room
“Your going to be in big trouble” Izzy said as she looked at the two in front of her.

  Alec walked up to the garden knowing that’s where you went to calm down all the time. He saw you sitting on bench over looking the city.
“Hey” he said as he sat down beside you, you laid your head on his shoulder.
“Am I really a bitch that your only marrying because you think no one else will?” You asked even thou you knew the answer.
“No don’t ever think that, your my everything I fell in love with you.” He told you as he intertwine his hand with yours.
“I love you Alec Lightwood”
“I love you too Y/N soon to be Lightwood”

9

New comic!

I remember that I was doing this exact thing, I was asking for explanations and definitions in a conversation about disability, and I just wanted to help, and I thought if they just could explain this concept to me that I hadn’t heard before, then I could help more. I remember my friend turning to me and saying, not unkindly, ‘I bet, if you tried, you’d find some really excellent blog posts about this’. I’m fortunate that I got the implied ‘shut up’ there.And she was right. 

I’ve seen people online react really badly when someone gives them a link and says ‘I think you’ll have a better idea of what we’re talking about if you look this over’. We’re expected to slow down, be patient, be kind, be clear, we’re expected to be knowledgeable and articulate and calm and accommodating. We’re expected to do this for free, as a basic part of our identities, the constant willingness to educate. Often we’re expected to do this in order to receive ‘support’ from people. 

It would just be really wonderful to be able to talk about gender without constantly landing back into 101. 

wow shut the fuck up youngjae picked someone at the manila fanmeet to play with him and then the person kept insisting that she didnt want to play with him but with yugyeom????? and youngjae actually got sad abt it bc she was being persistent abt it????? how uGLY IS THAT,,, like this bih was blessed enough to get chose by CHOI YOUNGJAE THE SUN HIMSELF and started whining abt it like something horrible had just happened? well ASSHOLE GIVE ME UR SEAT THEN I WILL PLAY WITH YOUNGJAE WHILE U TRY TO FIND HAPPINESS AND A SENSE

Fantasizing about boys felt like a healing paper cut: uncomfortable, but manageable.
While imagining a future with a man I mistook the relief of companionship for romance, and the anxiety for chemistry.
When I pictured him saying ‘you’re mine’, it felt like being trapped, too possessive, I did not want my heart stolen but at least being kept in a cage would keep me safe.
Dreaming about kissing boys seemed acquiescent, as long as my eyes were glued shut the entire time. This was love, right?

When I saw her for the first time I was mesmerized and I have never wanted to give up custody of my own heart more;
She felt like home, like freedom, and all the discomfort I had assumed was natural melted, just like I did whenever she touched me.
Her laughter reminded me why the earth revolved around the sun and when we kissed it felt like I had found the world’s greatest treasure without even searching for it.
When I imagine a lifetime with her it doesn’t feel cumbersome anymore and I realize it was meant to feel this way all along.

Long Overdue

Originally posted by miscellame

Pairing: T’Challa x Reader

Request by Anon: Ohhh, from the drabble list, #7 ‘I literally don’t care if I’m in line for the throne and that you’re my mother’s handmaid, shut up and kiss me AU’ with T'Challa?? (I also loved the idea of Chamber of secrets, i’m excited to read the next parts!)

A/N: HI! Sorry this took so long to put out, finals week is kicking my ass and my kid was having this thing where she just doesn’t want to eat. I was pretty floored this week. But here it is! I do hope you enjoy it, and I don’t even know if this is an au or not, sorry lol.


The sound of birds chirping was music to your ears as you tend to the Castle’s private garden. Queen Ramonda was very particular about her breakfast and requested only freshly picked fruits to go with her breakfast, and being the Queen’s handmaid, it was your duty to see whatever she wants.

“Good morning, Your Majesty.” You bowed down your head slightly to greet the Queen at the dining table. She was buried in the day’s newspaper to even notice that her breakfast was ready.

“Oh, forgive me, Y/N. There are just so many things to get acquainted with after being away that long.” She closed her newspaper and set it aside. “Where is my son? Isn’t he joining me for breakfast?”

“Would you like me to check, Ma’am?”

“Yes, please, and would you please tell the kitchen to make his favorite dish.” She requested with a smile and after excusing yourself, you walked up the stairs to the Prince’s living quarters.

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Camila, being nostalgic as she introduces OT4 on Radio Disney
  • C: and here are my girls, Fifth -- or wait, fourth? Umm, Harmony!
  • N: girl, I wanna like you but it's better if you just don't speak..
  • D: *mumbles* yeah, shut up.
  • C: I know you don't want me anymore, by the look on your face...
  • A: Mila, we could have reached the top, as high as a Skyscraper, but you left us. We were hurt..
  • C: won't you give me a chance? No no no, no no nooooo oh oh oh!?
  • L: sorry Camzzi, but We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
  • C: Anything Could Happen..
  • L: Impossible!
  • C: I miss you, Lauren.
  • L: Give My Heart A Break.
  • C: *sighs* Let it be... Let it be let it be let it be...

mymisstina  asked:

Heellooo! Could I ask a Monsta X reaction to you accidentally hit them in your sleep? Thank you!

No problem, love 💕
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Jooheon: “OW! What the hell, y/n-” *notices that you’re sleeping and immediately shuts up cuz he doesn’t want to wake you up*

Originally posted by wonhosoks

Minhyuk: “Huh? Did she just hit me?” *pokes you playfully and keeps whispering to you although you’re still sleeping*

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

Shownu: Ok but even if he wanted to be playful about it, I think only a flick on the forehead from him would send you flying across the freaking room 😂 So yeah, he probably wouldn’t do anything about getting hit lol

Originally posted by garisanee

I.M: “Ugh why did I have to date someone with such bad sleeping habits…” *still have heart eyes tho*

Originally posted by kihyxnie

Hyungwon: He would probably wake up and just go back to sleep tbh 

Originally posted by wonhontology

Kihyun: “HUUUUM???!!?! EXCUSE YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD- oh, oops… You’re  sleeping… My bad…” *sweats nervously, hoping you didn’t wake up*

(Literally his face at the end of the gif)

Originally posted by intoxicatingjae

Wonho: *just laughs at you without saying anything, and looks at you like you’re the most precious thing in the whole wide world*

Originally posted by sukiiieee

When I was a teen, my parents were abusive.

My father beat me.

One day, when he was hitting and trying to grab me, I kicked him in the balls.

Am I just as bad as him?

No. You understand that I’m a victim and I was defending myself.

If my mother had stepped in to fight my father and kick his nuts herself, you would understand that she was protecting me.

So why do you think it’s okay to tell people who want to fight off fascists who want to beat and kill them that they’re ‘just as bad’ for ‘stooping to their level’?

It doesn’t make sense, please shut up asap.

I don’t want to make out with myself (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: can you do an imagine where the reader is an avenger and she’s super sarcastic and dry with everyone and she acts like she hates everything and peters the only person she nice to and everyone teases her about it?? they sort of have a relationship like april and andy on parks and rec? thanks!!

A/N: I loved the idea, but for some reason, I don’t really like how this turned out. I hope it is just me and you guys enjoy it! xx 


‘’Will you shut up?’’ you say to Tony, who is rambling about something he has created. You have been an Avenger for two years, when Tony found you living on your own under a fake name, trying to hide your powers. Being able to shift into other people made it easy for you to live alone, shifting into an old woman when your teachers wanted to talk to your mom.
You have been trained by your father, who had been on the army. You learnt how to fight at a young age, when you discovered about your powers, knowing people would try to take you. Your parents have given their lives when some men appeared at your house one day to try to take you, and they told you to run away. The day after, you saw on the news that they had been murdered, and you took all the money they had left you and fled, starting a new life -you became colder and talked to no one, trying to keep your identity a secret and not using your powers when not necessary. Tony somehow found you and took you under his wing; even if you hadn’t wanted it at first, when he showed you the tower, with its bedrooms and training rooms, you couldn’t refuse.
Two years after, you are still closed up, not being talkative and avoiding any kind of relationship with the team. You love them and they love you, but you don’t feel comfortable sharing your thoughts and feelings. The only person who made you open up was Peter Parker, a boy who has joined The Avengers only two months ago and who doesn’t live with you all, but who somehow has managed to win his way onto your heart.
Tony glares at you, mad at you for not being excited. You can feel Peter’s laugh against your head since you are lying on his chest, waiting for it to be your turn to go onto the ring.
‘’You could try and be nice sometimes, [Y/N]’’ Tony says, still glaring.
You roll your eyes and get up from the ground. You look around the room, Natasha and Steve finishing their fight.
Just as they leave the ring, you go onto it, waiting for someone to fight you.
‘’Hey, Sam, wanna get your ass handed to you?’’ you ask, smirking.
‘’As if that was gonna happen, little girl’’ he answers.
A minute later, his head is trapped between your legs, his hand punching the ground.
‘’Let me breathe, let me breathe!’’ he shouts, trying to escape your grasp.
You laugh and let him go, getting up from the ground.
‘’I didn’t even have to shift. You are getting old, Sparrow’’ you say.
‘’It’s falcon. There is a huge difference.’’
‘’Sure, pigeon’’ you say smirking a little. ‘’Does anybody else want to fight?’’ you ask. Peter gets up from where he was sitting and walks to the ring, smiling at you. ‘’No. Nope. I’m not fighting you, Pete. I don’t want to hurt you’’ you say, shaking your head vigorously.
‘’You didn’t even think about it before trying to kill me!’’ Sam says.
‘’Well, Peter deserves kindness. You don’t’’ you answer, looking at him. ‘’I’m not fighting you, Pete.’’
‘’Come on, [Y/N], a punch is not gonna kill me’’ he says, a sweet smile adorning his lips.
‘’We know why you don’t want to fight him’’ Natasha says, her usual smirk on her lips.
‘’Little [Y/N] has a crush’’ Tony’s voice sings, for once, him and Natasha agreeing on something.
‘’It’s not a crush!’’ you shout, blushing. Peter is blushing as well, trying not to make it too noticeable.
‘’Oh, come on, [Y/N], don’t listen to them’’ Steve says, putting his arm around your shoulder. You frown -Steve knows you don’t like people touching you, so he only does it when he is joking. ‘’It is okay if you have a crush.’’
You growled and looked at them, Peter standing still and blushing.
‘’I hate you all’’ you say, really serious. You look at Peter, who doesn’t know what to do. ‘’Well, not you. But I hate the rest of you’’ you say as you leave the room, your cheeks bright red.
You hear footsteps behind you just as you leave the room, and turning around, you see Peter, running to you.
‘’Hey, don’t listen to them. We are the youngest and they like to joke around’’ he says, putting his hand in your arm.
‘’Yeah, but what if I do have a crush on you? You are the only one here who makes me feel anything at all. They are like my family, but you always bring the good out of me and I-‘’ you confess, feeling brave, before feeling Peter’s lips on your own.
‘’Well, if you have a crush on me, that’s great, because I have a crush on you’’ he whispers before kissing you again.
You hear more footsteps approaching you, and throwing Peter inside the first room you can find, you quickly shift into him, trying to distract the team.
‘’Hey, Peter, have you seen [Y/N]?’’ Natasha asks, the whole team behind her, talking between them.
‘’Yes, she went to her room. Seemed pretty pissed off. I think there were tears on her eyes’’ you say, trying to make them feel bad.
‘’Shit’’ she answers before leaving to your room. The rest of the team follows her close behind, and you walk into the room you have pushed Peter in.
‘’Oh my God, that’s scary’’ he says as he sees you. ‘’Can you please stop looking like me? Not in a rude way, but I don’t want to make out with myself.’’
You laugh softly and quickly shift into yourself before pulling him in for a kiss, a smile on your lips.

  • Harriet: Er... Robert, ready to go through the service?
  • Robert: Yeah, almost.
  • Diane: Liv's run us ragged while you've been a no-show.
  • Robert: Aaron wanted to sleep in.
  • Charity: Oh, right. That's what they're calling it these days. Speaking of bouncing beds, eh? How's your pet vet?
  • Chas: Shut up.
  • Liv: It's not done yet.
  • Robert: It looks perfect to me.
  • Liv: It will be if she bins her mouldy branches.
  • Charity: This is a woodland wedding.
  • Liv: The theme is rustic.
  • Robert: The theme is 'simple'. Just make it special for us. The three of us, yeah?
  • Vic: Erm... is Aaron up at the farm?
  • Chas: Yeah. No thanks to your useless husband.
  • Robert: Adam will keep him busy.
  • Vic: Right. Cake toppers, yay or nay?
  • Robert: They look cracking, sis. Yeah.
  • Vic: Oh, good answer, groom boy!
  • Robert: Whoa, Marlon, I said finger food. Why is there foam?
  • Marlon: Espuma.
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Obvious - Dean Winchester x Reader

Title: Obvious 

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 1,126

Warnings: None

Prompt: I’d love a fic where Dean has a huge crush on reader and when she starts getting flirty with Cas then he acts all jealous and just hugs her when she won’t shut up about his obvious jealousy!

Originally posted by canonspngifs

“Hey Dean, uh where is Sam?” you frowned taking a look around you as you were able to spot only Dean there, sulking as he really liked to do lately.

“Supply run.” he grumbled clicking furiously on his computer, fact that made you raise an eyebrow.

“Then why didn’t you ask me if I wanted something?” you blinked, sitting next to Castiel as Dean still kept a clenched jaw and stared at his computer screen.

“Would have, if you two weren’t so busy. So we thought it would be better to not interrupt.” he huffed looking up at you and particularly Castiel. Although you could really call it a glare more than anything else.

“Interrupt what?” Castiel frowned and you shrugged at him.

“I don’t know.” you mumbled glancing at Dean who was angrily taking a sip of his beer “It’s not like we were having sex. Only heavily making out.” and of course he choked on it. You had such a hard time keeping a snicker in when he gave you that look of disbelief, his eyes wide in total shock.

“Easy tiger.” you giggled “I am just kidding… sort of.” you mumbled as he gave you a hard look.

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Someone please write me Iwaoi freaking out because their daughter just got her first period and Oh my god Iwa-chan that is too much blood, is she supposed to be bleeding that much?!?!?

Shut up Shitykawa this is all your fault!!

How could this possibly be my fault?!?

You are the one who wanted a girl!!

Bonus points if Matsuhana uncles come to save the day but start freaking out as well.

Extra bonus points if it’s MatsuhanaIwaoi freaking out about their baby girl.

Just please..

My brother came in and said, “Hey, can you post something on your FMA blog for me? I don’t know anyone who I can tell this to.”

I said, “Uh, sure?”

So his OTP is King Bradley and Mrs. Bradley and he has decided that she looks like a “Melinda” so he wants to dub their ship name “Fuhrlinda” 

“Make sure to tag it ‘furhlinda’ so people can see it,” he said.

Anyway, here I am. Making this post. For him.

I don’t get why people want Sam and Dean to have a healthier relationship. If I wanted to watch a show about healthy family relationships I’d go watch the Waltons or something. Let me see the Winchesters so tangled up in each other that they don’t know what’s right and what’s wrong. I want them off kilter and unpredictable. I want to see them dangerous and scarred and on the run, not sitting at home making friends and having fucking brunch, you know?

I just feel that making the Winchesters more “healthy” or well adjusted would be such a fuck up. They’ve lived a life full of trauma, they went to hell, they’ve seen everyone they love die. You want to diminish all that? After the life they’ve been through, there’d be nothing more uncharacteristic than to be be well adjusted.