she is too damn adorable my god

so in trk when ronan tries to drop opal off with aurora and he tells her to stay she curses at him and he says “watch your mouth around my mother” 

but like imagine opal cursing??? she looks like a tiny human child and she is adorable but ofc she’s also a product of ronan’s mind so 

  • opal coming running up to adam and ronan like “GUESS WHAT I FUCKING FOUND!” all cheerfully 
    • adam chokes, ronan glares
    • opal is indifferent 
    • “watch your fucking mouth”
    • you watch your fucking mouth” she tells him
    • adam laughs for 59902 years
  • the three of them having breakfast at the barns and opal saying “pass the fucking salt please this branch is too damn bland”
    • “watch your mouth around your fathers, sphincter” says ronan irritably
    • “should you be eating that?” asks adam
  • “kerah the fucking deer won’t eat out of my goddamn hand”
    • “I SWEAR TO GOD, KID”
    • “well i mean she did learn it from you, ronan”
    • “nobody fucking asked you, parrish”
  • ronan walks in on opal chewing on the toaster and just asks in a very faint voice “what the fuck are you doing?”
    • “this shit tastes fucking amazing” she answers
    • ronan wants to cry
    • “should you be eating that?” asks adam even as he laughs
  • “fuck” realizes ronan one day “i’ve become gansey”
    • “i like gansey” declares opal “even if he drives a piece of shit”
    • “you’re grounded” ronan tells her
    • “fuck you” she answers
    • “ADAM” yells ronan “DISCIPLINE YOUR DAUGHTER”
    • “should you really be eating that?” asks adam as opal chews on ronan’s car keys
    • “fuck” groans ronan and officially Gives Up On Life
Despacito

 AU: Justin wakes Y/n up so she could hear the remix. 

“This view is magnificent.” Somebody next to Y/n said. She was sitting on a rooftop watching a sun rise, admiring the unity of colours. “It really is. Just look at it. It looks like it should be in some museum, viewed by many and payed respect like it deserves.” Y/n said, never taking her eyes off of it.

The person next to her chuckled. “Big art fan huh?”

Y/n opened her mouth to protest that when she heard an annoying, buzzing sound in the distance. She looked down thinking it was her phone, but it wasn’t. She looked to her side to ask him if it was his, but she was alone.

When did he leave? She turned her head back to the sun rise, but it wasn’t there anymore. But the annoying sound was there, and it was getting only louder and louder.

There wasn’t a sun rise in her eye sight anymore because she was staring at the window. It was still dark outside and she wasn’t sure why she was up. She turned around, in order to proceed sleeping when she heard it again.

She turned around and looked at her nightstand. Yep, her phone was buzzing like crazy. She groaned and reached for it, only to see she had four missed calls, and twenty unread messages from her boyfriend.

Suddenly she panicked, she was no longer sleepy. She quickly opened the text and she almost threw her phone somewhere.

Babe I have exciting news.
Babe
Babe are sleeping?
Babe wake up
Hey my remix is out.
Mamacita get up.
Y/N, you better get that pretty ass out the bed and listen to it.
It’s so lit, you’re going to love it.
If you don’t replay in two seconds I’m calling you.
Alright then, call is it.
ANSWER MY GODDAMN PHONE CALL.
Sorry didn’t mean to yell.
But seriously, wake up.
Girl.
Baby
Sweetheart
Love of my life.
People are freaking out over my remix while you’re sleeping.
GET.THE.F.UP.
Pick up your phone, my remix is more important than your beauty sleep, which you btw don’t need.

She couldn’t believe him, he knew what time it is here and that she was sleeping. Although, she does understand how important it is for him that she is one of the first people to hear his music and to react to it, but this, in her opinion, was unnecessary. She would react to it anyway. Was it at 5 a.m. or 10 a.m.

Her phone buzzed again.

WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO’S UP.
DON’T LEAVE ME ON READ.

Justin, I swear to God, you are dead once I see you.

Just as she was about to write something more, her phone buzzed again to inform her that Justin was calling. She took a deep breath and answered the phone.

Before she even got the chance to bring the phone to her ear, she heard loud music in the background mixed with Justin yelling something.

“What?” Y/n asked when she finally placed her phone near her ear.

“I asked, did you listen to it?” Justin asked all hyped and excited.

And his excitement made her feel a little bit bad. She knows how much music he likes making new music, and all she wants to do is to be there for him and support him, even though it meant to get up at 5a.m. She should be honoured with how much her man care about her opinion, not complaining.

She sigh before she spoke. “No Justin I didn’t. I just woke up and read your texts. I didn’t have time yet, but I will.”

Her respond didn’t seem to decrease his happiness. In his happy, cute little voice, he said “Can you do it now?”

“Well I have to end the call if you want me to listen to it. I didn’t even buy it.” Y/n said with a little chuckle.

“No I wanna see your reaction.” Justin said happily.  

“Alright, I will end the call, buy the remix and then facetime you, how about that?” Instead of an answer, Justin hung up.

She looked confusingly at her phone, but laughed at his adorableness. She quickly logged into the iTunes and downloaded the remix.

She paused the song and quickly facetimed Justin. He picked up immediately, and she noticed that he was now somewhere in a separated room, away from all that noise.

“You look hot.” Justin said smiling at her while she blushed.

“I look more like a lion with my hair everywhere, God, are those bags under my eyes? Damn Justin I really will kill you.”

“Love you too. Now press play. I want to know what you think of it.”

“Whatever.” Y/n mumbled under her breath and giggled, he didn’t hear her but he giggled too.  

She pressed play. Her face immediately lighten up, she was already in love with the melody, even though she heard only seven second of it. Justin seemed to be pleased with her reaction because he smiled too.

Come on over in my direction, so thankful for that, it’s such a blessin’, yeah” When Y/n heard Justin’s voice her heart started beating faster. She must admit his voice sounded better than ever. “Wow babe.” It was all she could say.

“You like it? Wait, that’s not even the best part.” Justin said with the biggest smile ever.

“Shh, I want to hear the lyrics.” Justin smiled while she was focusing on what he was singing about. Suddenly his angelic voice was replaced by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. And the she realised, it was in Spanish.

Her body started dancing to the rhythm, not understanding a word but still enjoying it. And the she almost choked on her own spit.

She pressed pause and looked at Justin in shock. “WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK?” her eyes were wide open, looking at Justin in disbelief.

Justin was confused by her reaction, he didn’t know how to take it, and just when he was about to ask her, she cut him off. “SINCE A WHEN DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH? WAIT, BUT THE WAY YOU SAID DESPACITO THO. LIKE DES-PA-CITO. I THINK I’M HAVING AN ORGASM.” Y/n said.

Justin laughed so hard, he couldn’t believe her. “You’re so adorable babe, but you only heard one word in Spanish and you are already freaking out.” He giggled. “Cutie.”

Before Y/n pressed play again she mumbled “What are you doing to me with your music.” Justin smiled and so did she.

When the music started again, she couldn’t stop smiling and moving her body to the beat. “Damn papi.” She said and Justin only laughed harder.

She proceeded to listen to the song and too soon it was over. She pressed play once again. She felt like getting out of the bed and dancing like a lunatic, but she stopped herself.

When the song stopped again she felt the urge to press play again but Justin stopped her. “So what do you think?”

She didn’t expect that question, didn’t he already get it she was in love with it?

“It’s okay I guess.” Y/n said, with straight face, only to mess with Justin. Justin’s smile dropped as he mumbled “Aha”. Her heart sank a little bit, but she wasn’t sure since when was he so stupid.

“Dummy, I loved it. Didn’t you get that by my reaction? But I am still mad you woke me up tho.”

Justin’s face light up again with the biggest smile. “I am glad, your approval is the only thing that matters to me babe.”

Y/n smile grew even wider. “Now tell me, what we’re you saying in Spanish?”

Y/n wasn’t sure if she saw properly, but she was damn sure he blushed. “Don’t tell me it’s something explicit and very dirty.” She paused “It better not be our sex life boy.”

Justin shook his head and laughed. “Nothing too explicit, but maybe a little bit sexual yeah. But not our sex life no haahah”

Y/n only became more interested about it now. “Well then, tell me.”

Justin took a deep breath before he started “So basically it means something like this; Slow, I wanna breath in your neck slow, let me tell you things in your ear, to keep me on your mind when I’m not with you. Slow, I want to undress you with kisses, sign the walls of your labyrinth and make your whole body a manuscript. Step by step, soft and soft, we are getting closer little by little.”

When Justin finished, Y/n didn’t know how to react. This was a whole new side of Justin. Maybe not completely new but still. It wasn’t usual for him to put that side of him into music.

But she only found the song hotter now, since she knew what he was saying.

“Damn Justin, I need holy water and Jesus after hearing that. I feel like I sinned.” Y/n chuckled.

Justin laughed and shook his head. “You’re so adorable babe. Anyway, get some sleep now, I will see you soon.”

Y/n nod and said “I am proud of you. Love you.”

“Love you too baby.”

Busted

♢ Pairing: Kang Daniel x Reader

♢ Word count: 2.3 k

♢ Genre: Fluff, humor including a heavy make out session ;)

   ⌲ Description: Y/N finally managed to give her boyfriend a small visit, as they spent the time in their own way. Until they got busted that is. 

A/N: I knoow that I usually only write for BTS, but I have just fallen into the kpop hole yet again, and this time for Wanna One. I just fell in love with that group after Produce 101, which is dangerous because i’m going to sob at their disbandment. Not only have I several biases *cough* Kang Daniel *couch* Ong Seongwoo, but their debut song is stuck in my head. So yes please enjoy this one shot with the adorable God Daniel. 

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Cheese

Shawn just really loves Alex

~~

Alex and Shawn… The worlds greatest couple. The cheesiest, yet, most private people ever.

They’ve been together for three years, public for just about two.

They’re getting ready to go out to eat.

“ALEX!” Shawn yelled, scaring her a bit.

“What?!” She yelled back, rushing to his room.

“Why the fuck are you so beautiful?!” He whined, looking at an amazing selfie she had posted not even five minutes ago.

“Oh my god, you scared me.” She giggled, walking up to him and kissing his lips lightly.

“You ready?” She asked, playing with his shirt collar.

He kissed her hand then nodded, “Yeah. Let’s go.”

He held her hand all the way to her apartment buildings parking lot.

She unlocked the doors and they climbed in, she started the car, waited for him to buckle up then started driving.

Shawn smiled and went onto Instagram, recording her driving, “I just wanna thank god right now.” He spoke, making her confused and look over at him.

She giggled and shook her head at him, “Stooooop.”

“I gotta show you off.” He smiled, posting the video.

‘Stockholm Syndrome’ by One Direction came on, Alex got excited and raised the volume up, singing along.

He loves how she gets so excited when a song she likes comes on.

He recorded another video and smiled as he turned it to Alex. She was bouncing in her seat.

Cutie.’ He types.

At a red light, she sneezes and apologizes.

Shawn looks over at her with amazed eyes, “That was the cutest shit I’ve ever seen.”

She giggled and he leaned over to kiss her cheek.

“What’s up with you today?” She asked, running her fingers over his palm.

“I just love you so much, babe. You’re so adorable and beautiful it amazes me.” He smiled, admiring her side profile.

He can’t get enough of her.

“I love you too.” She smiled.

“God damn, I think there’s something wrong with my eyes.” He groaned rubbing them.

“Oh, what’s wrong with them?” She asked, rubbing his back.

“Cause I can’t get them off you.” He smirked, making her laugh.

“You’re so cheesy oh my god.” She giggled, turning in to the parking lot of their favourite Mexican restaurant.

“I’m so fucking hungry.” She said, getting out the car, Shawn ran around and took her hand in his.

“Me too. Gonna eat so much.” He chuckled.

Shawn opened the door for Alex and they walked in, finding a nice booth in the back.

~~

“Do you mind driving? I’m too tired.” Alex yawned, walking out with Shawns arm wrapped around her.

“Yeah. Where are your keys?” He asked, patting her down, he found them in her hand and took them in his hand.

“Nevermind.” He smiled, opening the passenger door for her.

“Hey, have I ever told you how much I love you and how cute you are?” He gushed, starting the car.

“You say that all the time.”

“Well I’m telling you again. Cause I love you and I truly believe you’re the worlds most beautiful person.” He spoke, Alex blushed and adjusted her seat.

“Thanks bubs. You’re not too bad yourself.” She giggled, licking his hand.

“Alex! No licking!” He exclaimed, making her laugh.

Their drive back to her apartment is filled with laughs and little comments. Like most of their drives.

Shawn turned into a parking lot of a target, “I need to get a couple things, I’m sorry.” He apologized.

“No, it’s fine. You know I love target.” She smiled.

They have Niall Horans album here, she hasn’t got it yet, so this is perfect.

They walked in and Alex immediately went to the music section.

“Here it is!” She smiled, picking up his Album.

Shawn sighed and smirked, “No… This one!” He was holding up his own album.

“Mmm I have a ton of those already.” She smiled, looking around for Harrys and Dua Lipas album.

She took a picture of the three albums she got and Shawn rolled his eyes.

“Why don’t you take a picture of mine?” He whined, holding it up to her face.

“Cause I got the real thing right here.” She smiled, looking back down at Nialls album.

“I’m so excited! I’m gonna play it all day.” She smiled.

“Oh so just fuck me, right?” Shawn shrugged, making her laugh.

“Yeah I’ll do that too.” She smirked, he blushed a bit and kissed her forehead.

“Let’s go look at the- um- the shirts, my love.” He said, pulling her to the clothes section.

“Oh look a conjoined sweater thing! Let’s get in one!” Alex smiled, holding up a simple black one.

“Alright, just for you.” He smiled, helping her get in her side, he slipped in and they looked in the mirror.

Alex pulled her phone out and recorded themselves in the mirror.

“Hey guys, so Shawn and I got matching sweaters- Sike!” She jumped away from Shawn, “We’re conjoined twins!” She giggled.

“It’s what we always wanted!” Shawn laughed.

Shawn took a mirror selfie with his tongue sticking out and Alex with a peace sign.

“We’re so cute.” Shawn smiled, kissing her cheek.

“Yeah we are.” She smiled, slipping out, “It got hot in there.”

He chuckled and they put it back on the rack.

“Hey Alex, nice rack.” Shawn smiled, making her giggle.

“Thanks, it’s 80 percent off. Cause it’s small.” She shrugged.

“I think it’s perfect.” He sighed, pulling her closer.

“What did you need to get?” She asked, wrapping her arm around his torso.

“I forgot. A shirt? I dunno. Let’s just get a shirt.” He shrugged.

He just knew how much Alex loves this store and how badly she wanted Nialls album.

He loves her too much.

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New : Prompt List, Send Request!

We want to add a little something for you to ask : send us a request with the prompt/s you want from the list below with the character you want and the situation you want (friends, fluff, crush, happy/sad, heartbreak.. couple etc.).

List of fandom here : 
http://gamesofmuggles.tumblr.com/tvshowandfandom

1 “How long have you been standing there?”

2 “Who gave you that black eye?”
3“I just like proving you wrong.”
4 “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
5 “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
6 “I’m pregnant.”
7 “Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”
8 “Take. It. Off.”
9 “It’s okay to cry…”
10 “And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”
11 “You can scream if you want.”
12 “Oh, fuck off.”
13 “You’re still mad?”
14 “Come over here and make me.”
15 “Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
16 “Where did he go?”
17 “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”
18 “You’re going out dressed like that?”
19 “For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”  
20 “I thought you were dead!”
21 “You know you want it, sweetheart.”
22 “He thinks he’s a mind reader.”  
23 “It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”
24 “I don’t do hugs.”
25 “You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”
26 “I have a secret.”
27 “I won’t let you get hurt.”
28 “You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”
29 “I can’t stand seeing you like this.”
30 “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
31 “Mind if I join you?”
32 “My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”
33 “I’ll take care of it.”
34 “After everything…I’d still choose you.”
35 “And when did you plan on telling me about this?”
36 “Trust me.”
37 “Did they hurt you?”
38 “You’re cute when you’re all worried.”
39 “Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”
40 “Do you really think I could ever replace you?”
41 “You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”
42 “I prefer blondes.”
43 “Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”
44 “Happy new year!”
45 Have you ever lied to me?
46 When’s that last time we went on a date?
47 I had a dream about you.
48 What color do you like better?
49 I can’t believe you didn’t remember
50 We’re not ‘fine’.
51 Are you really taking his side right now?
52I think you need stitches
53 Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
54 Be brave, sweetheart.
55 You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.
56 I can’t stay long.
57 Do you ever stop smiling?
58 I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.
59 Teach me how to play?
60 You don’t mean that.
61 Be serious for two minutes, please.
62 I cheated.
63 “Here, take me blanket/jacket.” - “I told you, I’m not cold.” *shivering*
64 “H-how long have you been standing there?” - “Long enough.”
65 “Is it that time of the month?” - “You literally ask me that whenever I’m mad at you!”
66 “It’s not mine, I swear.” - “How is it not fucking yours!”
67 “Fine, just do what you have to do.” - “Can you stop being so freaking cute so I can concentrate?”
68 “I hate you.” - “No, you don’t.”
69 “Should I be worried?” - “Is the grass green?”
70 “Baby, I’m scared.” - “You don’t have to be; not as long as I’m here.”
71 “It’s just so little and adorable.” - “That’s what she said.”
72 “Game’s over, you son of a bitch!!” - “Okay, just don’t hit me.”
73 “We bet, and you lost.” - “But tattoos are permanent.”
74 “You have a cute nose, don’t make me break it.”
75 “Why can’t you just believe me?” - “Because you lied about it before.”
76 “This bath is too damn hot.” - “This is why we can’t do cute things. You complain too much.”

I made my own list featuring and mixing some prompt list from @prompt-bank , amazing work!

anonymous asked:

Favourite things about The Doctor and River's relationship?

oh boy where do I start 

(gonna use gender neutral pronouns for the Doctor given a Thirteen/River thing is still vaguely possible, if not much)

  • firstly, I love what it does for River as a character, because romances are almost always portrayed as weaknesses for female characters, but for her, her romantic relationship is undeniably a strength - she can jump off buildings and out of spaceships because she knows the one she loves will catch her, her love for them is empowering in the most literal sense
  • how it walks a really fascinating line between healthy and unhealthy in its different aspects, but never goes anywhere near toxic or abusive
  • how they’re equals with different strengths and can one up each other in different areas and get all smug with each other
  • WHAT A FUCKING POWERFUL COUPLE HONESTLY
  • also how she needs zero adjustment period for a new Doctor, once she realises it’s them, that’s it, they’re hers and she’s theirs
  • they embody all the emotions you could want in a ship, the beauty, the tragedy, the hilarity, the sass, they’re hot and adorable and heartbreaking and so fucking funny and badass and it’s just Everything
  • how almost any Doctor who meets River is like “well DAMN” (not including Seven who was too aroace for her nonsense lmao)
  • the
  • fucking 
  • heart eyes
  • the flirting, too, my god, get a fucking room you two, I swear
  • they’re so both really fucking attractive okay I am but a weak pansexual who never stood a damn chance
Pudding and Donuts

Summary: (from @torn-and-frayed): “Dearest Mimi…I know requests are closed…however this one comes from Briana Buckmaster and Kim Rhodes. Hear me out! At PittCon today Briana said "I know a lot of you wanna see Dean and Donna throw down on a table of puddin’ and donuts!” And by throw down she meant fuck. And then they said “somebody write the fanfic!” So….*wink wink nudge nudge* :D" So if Briana wants it, Briana gets it.

Author:  Dean’s Dirty Little Secret

Characters:  Dean Winchester and Donna Hanscum

Word Count: 1198

Warnings:  Language, explicit sexual content, food play, unprotected sex

Author’s Note:  I guess I wrote this for @officialbrianab and @kimrhodes4 thanks to @torn-and-frayed. This should be interesting.

Originally posted by bringmesomepie56

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Kiss Me

It’s a typical Saturday morning in the Goldwyn household. As per usual, Kerry is in nothing but her underwear as she moves around in the kitchen getting breakfast ready. Of course, she could be more efficient at the task if you ask her but she has a very hot, charming, and adorable husband who refuses to keep his hands off her this morning.

“Anthony, if you don’t stop kissing my damn neck,” She sighs which turned into a soft moan when he sunk his teeth into the flesh of her collarbone. She’s so close to giving in and letting him have his way with her once again when the pan starts steaming. “Oh my god. Go away! Leave my kitchen. I can’t burn breakfast three times in one morning.”

A silly laugh escapes Tony as he tilts his wife’s head back for a peck. Her resistance is much too amusing. Raising his brow, he put on his best pouting face. “Kiss me, please?”

Kerry shakes her head. That’s how the first batch of their breakfast ended up in smokes. His damn lips. “No. I know what you’re doing.”

“But mama-”

“No.”

“Kiss meeeee!”

“Nooooo.”

He pokes her in her most sensitive place and Kerry jerks slightly and giggles.

“Kiss me.” Tony repeats.

“Why?” Kerry asks, smiling.

“Because you’re very kissable this morning.” Tony replies. “Kiss me or I will lick you, woman.” He threatens, already poking his tongue out.

This time it’s Kerry’s turn to pout. “Ugh! You’re so lucky you’re hot.” She groans before leaning in and capturing his lips. It’s so addicting. Kissing him. The taste of his mouth; how their lips fit perfectly together and the way they lose themselves in each other. She could spend a lifetime kissing him and be the happiest woman to ever live. As the thought enters her mind, Kerry can’t help but to smile into the kiss because she can. He’s entirely hers and he loves her! He thinks she’s just as addicting as he is.

anonymous asked:

Favorite thing about your girls?

BESIDES EVERYTHING!?!!?
my favourite thing about Nova is that she loves me most out of any other person. My babies are both rescue ferrets (adopt don’t shop). Her first home wasn’t too great and they neglected her so when she first came to me she never showed me affection or played or wanted to be around me. So it took about 3 months but now the second I come into the room (if she’s awake) she runs up to me and demands to be picked up. She kisses me constantly when I hold her and falls asleep by my feet and in my bed and god damn I love her to bits.
As far as Luna goes, she’s so playful and it’s adorable. Though she doesn’t show affection to me like Nova does she shows it by playing chase around the house and biting me so I’ll play with her.
I love my girls so much. Ferrets are like the best pets I’ve ever had and I’ve had a fuck ton of pets.

anonymous asked:

43 with Gilinsky please? By the way I love you're blog 😊

“You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear,” Gilinsky says to me.My boyfriend and I are out celebrating his best friend, Jack Johnson’s, 20th birthday. Some bitch just came up to me and told me I was getting a little fat and I told her to beat it and she just rolled her eyes and laughed before walking away. 

“No, I am not! I can be scary!” I stamp my foot and look up at G. 

“Babe, you’re wearing kitten ears right now and it’s not even a costume party” He chuckles, referring to my wire headband. 

“Ariana wears these!” I say defensively. 

“Yeah, and when was the last time people were lining up behind her in a fight?” He wraps his arms around me. “You’re just too adorable.”

“Okay,” I say with a sigh…

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It has been a few weeks, but what Gilinsky said has really stuck with me. I want to be able to cut a bitch if I have too. So today, while he was at the studio, I invited Anjali over and she was going to give me a look to surprise my boyfriend. 

“Oh my god!!” I giggle as I look in the mirror and Anjali rolls her eyes. 

“What did I say about the giggling? Gigglers don’t cut bitches.”

“Right,” I say making a serious pout. “I look damn fine” I nod

“Much better” She smiles. “Imma take off. Have fun shocking your boyfriend”

“Thanks” I smile as she leaves. 

A few moments later I hear Gilisnky come through the door, so I sit at the counter in the kitchen and light up a blunt I saved from the last time the boys were here. He doesn’t even recognize me. “Hey, Babe? Who’s the new friend?” He calls through the apartment.

“Hey, Baby,” I say nodding at him. “How was the stu?” 

I have never seen Jack’s eyes that wide. “Y/N?” He laughs and looks me over. “What the hell?” 

I stand up and come over towards him. “Problem?” I look him directly in the eye and he steps back a little. I can’t help but grin. “Ha!” I throw my hands in the air “I told you I am not too adorable to be intimidating!” 

He laughs “Is that what this is about?” I nod. “Of course, you can be intimidating, Babe. You can be whatever you want” 

“Damn straight,” I say. “Okay, I’m going to go take this off now. It’s making me feel all weird and cocky and I kind of want a gun when I wear it. 

“Well, you could leave it on for a little while,” Jack bites his lip. I smirk.

“Is this turning you on?” I raise and eyebrow and he nods. “Well then maybe you need to come take it off of me instead.”

“Damn, I like this version you. She’s a little scary, but damn” He follows me into our bedroom. Maybe I should change up my look more often….


Hope you liked it! 

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~Appreciation Post: Featuring TheGlitchedSystem VAs~

Disto/Anti VA: Disto was the first ever VA I met, and when I heard they’re Anti audios woo boy, it gave me feelings of paranoia and just straight up fear, like any moment Anti could just pop out of my pc and shank me, every single audio they had, nsfw-ish or not, it sent chills down my spine, they were so amazing, I had to follow them on tumblr and show my respect, and they actually followed me back *insert fangirl screams here* anyways after that, I was just listening to they’re audios for awhile, reblogging and praising them because I look up to them a lot more than really anyone I’ve ever looked up to before tbh. I still try to talk to them even to this day but woo boy they can be a lil shit, and love to tease and mess with you occasionally, but nonetheless they’re just a sadistic gore loving bby that kinda needs protection but at the same time you try and they’ll probably tell you to fuck off.

Elly/Dark VA: Elly, oh my god she is a PRECIOUS CINNAMON BUN-ROLL that NEEDS protection, every time, no matter what. Like protect this sweet innocent bby she is too pure for this world ahem, anyways I found her next! I saw a Dark audio pop up and I was like *gasp* ooh new VA? Who dis? So I checked it out and was absolutely astonished at what a great job she did, for a girl doing Dark’s voice she does a DAMN good job, and when she yells as him oh god it makes you wanna run in terror like nope, nah dude, I’m gone. but when she’s not being Dark she is an adorable cinnamon bun-roll who has cute giggles and laughs whether it be maniacal or just plain normal. We’ve talked a lot actually, she’s the one who kept reading aloud what I typed down one time, and woo boy I was like oh my god I’m being noticed apparently, and I’ve given her some virtual hugs too ;w;

Atom/Google VA: Atom, oh my god, they are adorable but at the same time you fuck with them and they will unleash HELL upon your ass, but all in all a really nice bab, they sometimes like to mess with people but not often, they have an adorable giggle as well, but when they laugh maniacally your scared but at the same time your like awww how cuttee. Her Google voice tho woo boy, I’ve taunted him before and got my ass handed to me, Google’s still scary and in they’re own way, because you know what he’s gonna do to you. But again, Atom is actually a bab, a cute bab, and they need hugs and paps, so cute bby. Cute bab. Give them, actually no, give every VA a hug. They deserve it haha.

Jamal/Virus Cry VA: Now Virus, I’ve heard few things from them, and I honestly dunno much bout them but they seem really cool, they can get they’re voice to go reaaallllyyyy deep, when they do the deep voice its like welp noooo naah dude fuck it, I’m gone again. Jamal though, when not in character are all in all a pretty nice person from what I have seen so far, they dun really talk all that much anymore but I’ve heard them a couple times, not really much to say bout them tho since we’ve BARELY gotten to know each other but I still think they’re a really cool VA!

Rad/Bing VA: *deep inhale* R a d is amazing, like dear god I know I’ve said that for every VA basically but its true. Rad actually sent me a friend request and I didn’t ask it was just sudden and I was like oh god what did I do? But they came into my PMs as Bing and said they’d never harm me and lemme tell you they’re Bing audios mmghhhh good shit right there now, I normally just wanna hug the Bing and the Rad too, let’s face it I wanna hug ALL the VAs, not just the characters but the VAs themselves, they take a lot of time to sit down and make these audios and I love every single one that post, heck I reblog everything from there even if I don’t listen to it immediately because in my head I KNOW for a fact its gonna be good whether its Disto, Elly, Rad, Jamal, Total Paragon, or even the newest Schneeps one, I know it’ll be amazing before I even hear it.

Total Paragon/Wilford VA: Oh now this one, THIS ONE, is from what I can tell so far a good babby, they’re Wilford voice is amazing and the stuff I’ve heard from them so far, in character-wise its honestly really amazing and I absolutely love it! If I wasn’t so show I’d ask for an interview from good ol’ Warfstache but again, too shy to ACTUALLY speak. Out of character-wise they seem like a really nice and chill person. I like them, they also deserve hugs, expect this from me, when in doubt, hug the VAs haha.

Schneeps / Crank VA: Now, they’re a new VA to me, we haven’t talked at all tbh, but I’ve heard the introductions from them, and I gotta say the Schneeps voice is preeettty damn good, I love it so much, the giggle at the end of that audio made me squeal though and kinda jump. And as for the Crank introduction, or well Corroded Crank one I gotta say to that one as well, pretty. damn. good. I already wanna hug both of em, VA, Crank, and Schneeps all. I wanna hug them all, I love hugs a wee bit too much haha. I can already tell though, this VA will be a good one. They’re all amazing and I’ve loved the audios from day 1 of finding them and the way they portray the characters is really unique and cool! All in all I really like and respect all of them.

(( This is… Honestly the first time I’ve ever sat down and made detailed posts about every VA, I just felt like I should say all this, I wanna show my respect and support to all the VAs! And yesss…I STILL wanna hug them all, hug-shame me if y'all want but anyways that’s enough from me! Hope this isn’t TOO LONG to read! )) @theglitchedsystem I’ll just tag here so everyone will see it. 

memoirsofafangirl  asked:

Okay so, whilst I follow you on Instagram, my Mum does too. When you uploaded Shiro in the crop hoodie, she barged into my room and legit said "look it's the pretty girl as that guy from that show you like". She does this often as she knows you are one of my favourite cosplayers and your posts make me super damn happy even during shitty times💖 Keep being fabulous, this mother and daughter from Scotland adore you and support you😄😄

Omg all I’m thinking is the shipping pictures I post and I’m just like OH GOD, but thank you your support means the world to me!

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With that Uma turned around and thrust the door open, the sounds of her sandals slapping on the flagstone floor echoing down the hall. Faye stared after her. Well, she couldn’t have known that Uma was gay too! And anyway, it had just been a joke, and now Uma and Summer could be together! She had done them a favour, really…

“Well I think that’s adorable,” Courtney said, after the silence had gone on for far too long.

“We have to tell Chloe,” Michelle chortled. “Weren’t they going to have a sleepover at the weekend? Oh my God, this is priceless. Better not change in front of Uma again.”

“Don’t tell Chloe,” Faye protested.

“Wait, did you know all this time?” Michelle gasped. “Damn, Faye, I didn’t think you had it in you to keep a secret.”

Faye saw this rapidly spinning out of her control and tried to snatch Michelle’s phone out of her hand, but she saw that it was too late, and she had already sent a message and a bunch of stupid GIFs to their group chat on simbook.

The next update was that Uma had left the chat.

Fic Rec Friday

I didn’t get nearly enough reading time in this week! I’ve been trying to do this whole “balanced/healthy” life thing, which for me requires less time reading and writing because sometimes I get really sucked in and I look up and it’s suddenly 11 and I’ve had Goldfish and wine for dinner. Oops. If you feel like I missed anything awesome please send it to me so I can catch up this weekend! Anyway, on to the fanfic: 

Reluctant Reconciliation by @moonlitskinwalker

Angsty, but angst with a happy ending. The second part of an Alpha!Sam a/b/o miniseries. Can’t wait to see how this ends.

Kill Zone by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing

If you want a nice long juicy read, click above and buckle the fuck up! AU involving the FBI and sniper!Dean. I was super impressed with the technical knowledge that went into this, and liked the little explanations of terminology that made all that technical stuff easy to follow. It’s also kinda rare to find a plot this involved that doesn’t drag or get too tangled, and this was incredibly entertaining. Great storytelling. 

I’m Gonna Marry Her by @saxxxology

So. Damn. Cute. Just…guh. 

She Comes From Boston by @ravengirl94

Jensen x Reader featuring lots of baseball. This almost (ALMOST) made me miss Boston. Funny, especially if you’ve ever been there and can hear the accent as you read, and well written, with really natural dialogue and good pacing. 

Good Riddance by @butiaintgonnaloveem

AU with tattooed!Sam, which oh my god if there was anything that could make Sam any more attractive to me that’d be it. Adorable, clever, and surprising plot.  

overwatch-more-like-overcrotch  asked:

I just 3walized how gay I am and I need some Tracer and D.Va headcanons with a female s/o

GAY YOU SAY??? Request away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Tracer

  • Loves how soft her s/o’s body is, how silky their hair is, how nice they always smell–everything about them, okay? She could preach for hours
  • Comes up with all sorts of cutesy nicknames for them like honey bunny, little lady, lady love, etc.
  • Tried to carry them once–never again (long legs got nothing on a strong back)
  • Likes to treat them with spa days since they can both go into the womens areas and… do things
  • If they’re anywhere near the same size she’ll steal their clothes (who am I kidding, she’s a twig, she can rock a bigger size and look damn cute)
  • Loves to make jokes about how neither of them ever has to worry about getting pregnant, and how awesome it is

D. Va

  • Loves to show her off to her fans, and will chew out anyone who goes too far in their compliments (”She’s MY girlfriend, back off before I one hit KO you, noob”)
  • When they’re together they the fucking cutest, most sweet, SICKENING thing, oh god, too adorable send help, abort
  • Loves to lay on top of them and kiss them all over their face
  • They take all the selfies together, and Hana blasts them all over social media proclaiming her girlfriend a goddess among women
  • Helps her girlfriend relax by playing with her hair, painting her nails, massaging her shoulders, basically just spoiling her rotten and doting on her
  • Will only ever share her secret snack hoard with her girlfriend, it’s an honor hard earned
Moments, Part 4

Word Count: 2262

Characters: Castiel X Reader, Dean, Sam

Warnings: None I can think of.

A/N: Part One of Moments started from a prompt for SPN Hiatus Writing Challenege, week 2. The original prompt was: “I know! Isn’t it great?” But for this one I’m not going to use that line, what started off as just a prompt, sorta turned into something else. Mostly like another part will come after this one.

Summary: It’s about different moments in the reader’s life that have been life changing for her. THIS IS THE FINAL PART.

PART ONE  PART TWO PART THREE

5 years later

You stood in the kitchen of the bunker, icing a chocolate cake, it was Ellen Jo’s fifth birthday. Everything was ready, the pizza was here, the punch was made, you just needed everyone to show up.

“Cas, babe!” You tell from the kitchen, the angel suddenly appears in front of you. He’s standing there, wearing jeans and a blue button down. He didn’t fully ditch the trench coat, but he found it got messy quite often with a kid around, so he only wore it when he had to go to heaven. It was fun watching him dress down, wearing jeans and t shirts. Castiel had red and blue balloons in his hand, you laugh.

“Sorry, I had to go get these” He holds up the balloons. You kiss him, grab the balloons from him, tying them to a chair.

“Where..” He starts to ask, looking around.

“EJ’s with Dean and Sam” You answer him, he nods, moving closer to you. You feel him wrap his arms around your waist, resting his head on your shoulder. You sigh contently, turning around to face him. You drown in his blue eyes.

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Part 2: Cupcake Wars (Femslash!Adore/Bianca)

AN: This is an alternate universe where the queens are all biological women, and they have sexy times. Oh! And there’s lots of sweets ;) If you want to see a certain pairing, send a request! (My sideblog is here)

All Adore wants is vanilla ice cream…and to lick that ice cream off her girlfriend’s chest. Is that too much for one girl to ask for?

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  • Draco: I've got to say that this report is quite impressive, Miss Granger.
  • Hermione: Thank you very much, Mr. Malfoy. And I have to say that the way that you're rockin' those slacks is quite impressive as well.
  • Draco: Well, thank you.
  • Blaise: [Clears throat] Can we hurry this up, please?
  • Draco: What? There's nothing wrong with acknowledging the fantastic work of one of your employees, especially if she's adorable.
  • Blaise: Please stamp the form.
  • Draco: I just want to admire it one more time. Again, fantastic work. In fact, such good work I think I'm in love with you.
  • Hermione: Oh, my God, that's great news, 'cause I'm in love with you too.
  • Blaise: Stamp the form.
  • Hermione: Okay, let's not let Blaise feel left out. We love you too, Blaise.
  • Blaise: Stamp the damn form!

anonymous asked:

How 'bout a pregnancy one-shot?

Oh god, you’ve hit my weakness for family au

AO3

“Hey, Armin. Check this out.”

Annie sat cross legged on the floor, leaning against the soft couch cushions as she rolled up her tank-top. Her boyfriend, on the other hand, was distracted by the headphones in his ears and the dishes that needed desperately to be washed.

The unfolded pile of laundry at Annie’s side beckoned to her.

Domestic bliss at its finest.

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