Made up fic title - Five's Company (/And/ A Crowd)
I feel like you had poly in your heart when you sent this, but. Okay.
Have you ever played Sardines.
It’s like Hide And Seek except only one person hides, and then every subsequent person who finds them has to cram into the place they hid and hide with them, and then when the last person shows up everybody jumps out and screams SARDINES. Y’know, like sardines do when you open a can of sardines
MY POINT IS please imagine the Burners playing this game because it would be hilarious, and it could stick strictly with the person who went and hid and then the increasingly cramped situation everybody is finding themselves in, and in the end they’re all there and it turns out Jacob was also supposed to be playing but he went and fell asleep in an armchair somewhere instead and now they’re all just crammed into a place together.
………….this could actually turn out poly now that I think about it. It’s like 0% sexually charged when you play it irl but if you were writing fic about it? Boy howdy the UST could go through the ROOF.
EDIT: I have been informed that when other people played sardines it was definitely sexually charged. I have never recognized a sexually-charged situation in my LIFE, so that’s probably on me.
possibly b/c I’m ace as hell??? hm