she is sitting on me

no offense but “she sits beside me like a silhouette, hard candy drippin on me til my feet are wet, and now she’s all over me it’s like i paid for it, it’s like a paid for it, i’m gonna pay for this” is the most iconic verse in history

jroseley  asked:

Send me a ship ! 4 please and thank you 😁

4 is teacher/single parent au - the ship you mean is Everlark, I presume :)

Here it is, @jroseley - Hope you’ll like it :)

“You’re Primrose’s mother?” I can’t believe it. The woman facing me is around my age, if I can trust my instincts - she cannot be the parent of the fifteen year old girl in my art class.

“I am.” The voice is firm, precise and neat, leaves no room for an answer. I look at Primrose’s file, in front of me quickly, while she sits down on the chair.

While she searches for what will turn out to be a notepad and a pen, I look quickly at the notes on my student. The name of Katniss Everdeen is written as guardian. ALong comes her date of birth. She’s six years older than … her sister, I realize.

I release a breath. Because there’s something about her that makes me want to stop everything, to draw her, over and over again. Paint her, sculpt her, charcoal her, whatever I can. Never forget about her.

Right here and then, I realize I’ve found my muse.

And I will never have her.

As long as Primrose is my student.

I smile.

I can wait two years, right?.

Unbetaed :) All mistakes are mine :)

mvrdybums  asked:

hi!!! i was wondering what it was like to own a pigeon, and how you've managed and lived with Rex?? I'm just new to your blog, but she is gorgeous!! <3

Relaxing. Pigeons make nice noises, are curious and want to help you do everything, soft, not very demanding, playful, excellent learners. They’re everything people want in a pet bird (excluding talking) but without the biting, screaming, or extreme maintenance. One of the major draw backs is if you have a single pigeon they need to be with you the majority of the day, pigeons spend the majority of their life with their mate. Rex doesn’t really need to like, actively interact with me, she just wants to be able to see me and sit on me. Some pigeons are more demanding of course, but for the most part they just want to be able to touch you.

If you don’t have a lot of time to spare for your bird then you’d need a pair, which are just as fun but not as cuddly. Two hens may snuggle with you but it depends on the birds. A pair of chickens or a single chook so long as someone was always home would also be good if you want guaranteed cuddles.



As the twins grow, April gets bigger by the day. Right now, during my lunch break, I’m headed to the hospital and she’s the first person I see when I walk through the doors. She’s standing at the nurses’ station looking at a tablet of some sort, wearing a slight frown that makes the creases on her forehead appear.  

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I’m not sure I like my makeup, but I’m pretty proud that I got out to shadow, this afternoon!
I’d like to be able to do darker, more-gothy makeup, but I really don’t want to push my luck and get in trouble so anyone with tips on gothy looks in the medical field, hmu It’s fascinating how people react to other disabled people working in the health field. One woman accompanying a patient kept insisting that I sit while she stand, despite me repeating that I’m there to study and I would prefer to stand where I can see over the practitioner’s shoulder. This seems to be a recurring theme, too, like another woman who tried to drag me off for tea. Amazing how, even when you have authority over other’s care, people insist on telling you about your own​ care???? It rubs me wrong and I can’t explain it.


I beg your pardon, ma'am. There are entries for your wage laborers here, but I see no accounting for the others.


One Year of the 100: Favorite Female Character → Lexa

#that moment when you realize that there were so many signs in the first lexa scene #signs that she was the commander #that look she shares with gustus #the references to the commander #the way she tries to play the innocent and scared girl #now it’s all so obvious

she worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettES hard liquor mixed with a bit of intelleCT and all the boys they were sayin they were into iT such a pretty face on a pretty neck she’s driving me CRAAAAAZYYYYY but i’m into it ahh but i’m into it ahh i’m kind of into it it’s getting CRAAAAAAZYYYYY i think i’m losing it hey! i think i’m losing it oh i think she said I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAYYYY IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSS I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAYYYY IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS hO it’s none of your it’s none of your I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAYYY HEEEY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS HO! I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAAY HEEY! ho! IT’S NONE OF YOUR IT’S NONE OF YOUR oooWWWWWW it’s new york baby always jacked up hEY holland tunnel for a nose it’s always backed up [SNIFF] when she’s alone she goes home to a cactUS oH?! in a black dreSS she’s such an actreSS [SNIIIIFFF] driving me cRAAAZYYYYYY but i’m into it ahh but i’m into it ahh i’m kind of into it it’s getting CRAAAAAYYYYY i think i’m losing it i think i’m losing it oh i think she said I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAYYYY HEEEY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSS HO! I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAYYYY HEEYY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS hO! it’s none of your oH! it’s none of your I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAYYY HEY!!! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OHH! I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAAY HEY! AA! AA! IT’S NONE OF YOUR oW! IT’S NONE OF YOUR hO! OWWWWWWWWWWW HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYY HEY oWWWW LALAla she sits beside me like a silhouette hard candy dripping on me ‘til my feet are wet and now she’s all over me it’s like i paid for it cha-ching! it’s like i paid for it i’m gonna pay for this oaH it’s none of yoUR iT’S NONE OF YOUR I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAYYYY HEEEY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAYYYY HEYYY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS it’s none of your it’s none of your I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAYYY hey! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAAAAAAAAY IT’S NONE OF YOUR IT’S NONE OF YOUR HEY!


she meows with her entire body

I don’t understand why people are angry that Ariana canceled her tour?? That poor girl witnessed an explosion in front of her own eyes. At her own concert. She will feel a huge weight of responsibility for the tragedy because all of the victims came to see her. They came because of her. She’ll be sitting there asking herself “Why me? Why my concert? Why of all places and times did they choose my concert?” She will blame herself for leading children to their deaths. This tragedy will affect her mental well-being for the rest of her life. Let me reiterate: She watched people die.

Frankly, I would be highly concerned if she didn’t cancel her tour.

Killian Jones, the person who knows and understands Emma Swan better than ANYBODY ELSE, knew she would react the exact way that she did. He understands what his ‘leaving’ would do to her. How it would hit her and what she would do (remember how he asked her not to put her armor back on when she was leaving him in the Underworld? He KNOWS her).

Killian Jones isn’t thinking less of Emma, and I don’t think it’s fair for anybody else to do so either.