*mom’s apartment flooded this past weekend. She is a hoarder and we’ve had to move all of her crap out. I’ll be spending the next few weeks getting her new apt in order and helping her purge things. *fingers crossed*
*her new apt is a dumpster fire. The last person who lived there up and left without cleaning cause the slum lord is a slum lord and didn’t repair the ceiling when pipes burst a few winters ago. You see a trend here don’t you?….. the place is NASTY, but it’s her only option right now so I’m trying to clean it up and make the best of a crappy situation.
*I have a tattoo consultation this Saturday! 😍😍😍 I stumbled across this person on Instagram and found out she has a guest spot at a tattoo shop here…so bam I’ll be meeting with her. I have an idea of what I want but I’m going to ask her if she has something she wants to tattoo on someone and if so, TATTOO ME PLEASE! Let’s do this!
*I’ve been able to eat normal foods now which is a miriacalee!
*we got a mushroom hunting book and I’ve just started it, it’s pretty interesting and totally something we could get into!
Imagine being a cashier and suddenly these magical, multi-color alien ladies literally burst into the store.
They all scurry off into different directions shouting at each other, the blue one is flying, the giant one is lifting away the entire card aisle.
After awhile but before you can call your manager, they return with: baby shower items, party favors, balloons, flowers, and - why does the blue one have a tombstone?
They hurry out the doors and when you finally snap out of shock, a lady with a poignant-nose hands over tons of cash both to pay for their items and the damage they did with their dramatic entrance.
Before you can get a single word out, she runs off to stop her cohorts from apparently stealing some shopping karts and signs. You can hear her giving a lecture about why stealing is immoral as you carelessly stuff the cash into the register.
Ok but seriously legit guys! My sister is super hella at polymer Clay! She makes everything from Charms, necklaces, figures, earrings and YES SHE DOES ACCEPT CUSTOM COMMISSION ORDERS! Her shop is pretty new and small, but with the more orders she gets, the more it helps her expand to make new things, better things, and cuter things! It would mean the world to both her and myself if you guys checked out her shop! :D
She’s got Undertale!
ALSO JK SHE DOES TO INTERNATIONAL!!! SO IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA, GERMANY, CANADA, WHEREVER YOU CAN GET THINGS!
Everything is hand made with a lot of love and time. I see her work her but off for these things, and she’s even gotten a 5 star rating on her Napstablook earrings from one of her customers! :D WOWZA!!!
Earrings come in both metal and hypoallergenic for those that can’t have metal! :D earrings for anyone!
She’s Got Nintendo!
LIKE FREAKING LOOK HOW LEGIT THIS HAND MADE STUFF IS?! LIKE WHAT EVEN!!??
It’s in perfect time for the holidays! And again yes she does accept custom commission orders so if you have a character or earrings you want of something that she doesn’t have, feel free to contact her and ask for it! :D
if you don’t want to buy anything or don’t have money that’s ok! But if it’s not to much to ask PLEASE REBLOG SPREAD THE WORD!!!! :D It really helps her out a lot! :D
If you need her Etsy shop link again here it is! :D
he needs that loud girl who say the best jokes ever. the girl is the center of attention due to here stories. always the type to hug you first. No matter what. She’s always out to have fun. Oh we’re going grocery shopping, why not do this and make it more fun? Oh we’re cooking dinner? lets make dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. Basically the full on fun package kid. But you know what gets to him? every time she sweetly calls him “Tae oppa” something flutters in his heart. She’d be the type to always hang around in sun dresses or huge sweaters, skin ship is her thing by the way.
Not too small. maybe 163 to 168 ish
A little tanned. Goes, this boy has a natural curiosity and you’d just drag him towards you.
Doesn’t matter whether you have long or short hair, he just wants to twirl it in his fingers.
Someone who’s loud
A 4D human being!!!!!!
Someone who can find the positivity in everything.
they type to love kids
Even though this all good, its incomplete. Yes he needs someone childish, but at the same time he needs someone who can take care of him. Not someone completely laidback you know. And yes, the skin ship is a major part, but so is the video games and the countess pranks. He needs a friend more than he needs a girlfriend. He needs to be able to lean his head on your shoulder and just calmly talk about his day. And as tempting as chicken nuggets sound, if you’re a good baker, that’s one more thing for the both of you to do together. In all honesty, he’d probably mess up, but that’s why you’d be there to help him fix all his mistakes.
Not super small… 163 to 168 ishhh..
Listen he needs some chubby chubby to poke okkk
You know what’d he love the most?? the bright colors of your hair. Like one day you came home and you had red hair, the next week you have a blue ombre?? he’d love to just stand there and admire these beautiful colors.
BRIGHTEST SMILE EVERR
Sweet, caring, motherly But not soooo much. More in a friendly way.
Really really really childish
Hyperactive kid squad
AEGYO PACKAGE RIGHT HERE
Thoughtful and mature
gamer, even if not a hardcore one
Not necessarily smart, but more so clever (for all those pranks to be planned)
Animal lover. (Soonhim is just adorable ok??)
A good kisser. **ahem****coughs** who said that?? **coughs**
Jasmine stared at you as you sat quietly, the anger boiling inside of you. For months you had gone to Jimin, cried to Jimin, told him everything – and he was feeding everything back to her as he slept with her.
“I need to go,” you say jumping up and grabbing your bag.
what would you do if you asked a girl out for coffee and when she walked into the coffee shop she was wearing this t-shirt. like this shirt is alienating to everyone i can’t even imagine being in its proximity
As a barista I purposefully steamed extra chai so when the sleep deprived college student got her large chai latte, I’m like “oops sorry I made too much silly me want an extra?”
And she was like “my morning was so shitty and you just made it so amazing thank you yes I’ll take an extra.” And her entire face lit up and she bounced out of the shop and that’s why sometimes I love retail