she is a fuzzball

Headcannon that Lance has a Chihuahua

No, no, you don’t understand. Just imagine:

- Lance finding this shivering, 2 lb baby dog in an ally near his apartment and getting his heart completely melted

- Lance taking her in and cleaning her up and naming her Nina

- Lance utterly surprised at the fact that, for some off reason, she doesn’t bark

-Nina picking up on Lances Spanish within a few months and reacting to Spanish commands just like English ones

- Nina laying on Lances shoulders until she’s fully grown (read: five lbs) and can’t fit anymore

- Turns out she looks less like a Chihuahua and more like a condensed Labrador, how the hell does that happen

- Nina turning into a fuzzball as she grows up

- Nine walking all over Lance when he lays down

- Nina using the back of Lances couch as her own personal Nina HighwayTM

- Nina’s nail sounding like a thousand mini elephants when she walks on Lances wood floor

- Keith stopping for the first time (Lance forgot something) and not even noticing her until he sits down on the couch and Nina jumps up and “holy shit where’d you come from?”

- Nina just staring and Keith for a bit then climbing on his lap, curling into a ball, and going to sleep

- “Lance, what do I do?!” “Oh boy, sorry, you won’t be leaving for a bit.” 

- Lance thanking Nina when Keith finally leaves because he ended up getting asked out on a date and fuck yeah best dog ever

-Nina just automatically moving to the side wherever someone walks her way because Lance’s stepped/sat on her too many times

- Hunk making her dog treats whenever he can

- “You’re gonna make my dog fat!” “Then just walk her more often!”

- Nina barks for the first time 

- It’s at Pidge

- They do not get along. At. All

- Nina warming up to Shiro and crying when he leaves

- “Come on! You don’t do that for me!” *blinks* *sighs* *walks into Lances room and takes over Lances pillow*

- Allura dog sitting for Lance when he’s out of town because, holy quiznak, is that tiny creature the cutest think in the world

- Coran putting bows in Nina’s hair

- Lance flipping his shit when he sees them

- Nina pawing at Lances eyes when he forgets to feed her or let her out

- Just. Lance with a Chihuahua, guys, Lance with a Chihuahua

lonepiper5758 replied to your post “Imagine an au where roy and Hayate get bodyswapped for a couple days…”

And Roy, in Hayate’s body, very content to hop up on Riza’s bed and just snuggle in really close to her and go to sleep.

SADJklajflkajdlkaf YES.

And Riza thinks to reprimand him but then realizes that she doesn’t have a proper bed for Hayate because he only sleeps on her bed and since Hayate in Roy’s body was told to sleep on the couch, he has nowhere else to go. Plus she would miss the feeling of her little fuzzball puppy snuggling next to her.

Though, she tells him to not get used to it.

kiraia  asked:

“Ooooh, it’s a metaphor.” (Yep, still me.)

@thetargaryenlegacy

Jaren + Moolanie + drunken conversations


Jaren had lost count of the number of drinks he and the Mirialan woman had consumed together. The conversation had gone all over the place from ridiculous flirts to philosophy to the damn weather. She was currently explaining some odd concept and he snorted a laugh into his drink.

“Ohhhh, it’s a metaphor,” he chuckled, cupping his chin with one hand.

“No, fuzzball,” she laughed. “It’s a simile!”

“Bah,” he muttered, waving with his free hand. “What’s the difference?”

“Well…” she began, launching into the explanation.

Jaren chuckled again, sipping his drink and listening. He was too drunk to follow half of it, but she was animated and it was interesting. It certainly beat drinking alone.

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In the AU of my main story where Bill and Dipper decide to have a kid, Bill basically uses magic and a lock of Dipper’s hair to magically spawn a kid out of thin air. Because Bill is a god, and Dipper, as half his soul, has a corresponding demigod form (And Mabel has an identical form to Dipper considering twins share a soul) Mina also has a god form. In the end she will resemble Bill more than owl-faced Alcor, but as of right now she’s a weird lil puppy/echidna hybrid.

This is Schnickelfritz (sometimes called Schnickle Pickle). She showed up in my garage a few months ago as a tiny kitten and now she’s a huge fuzzball that chirp purrs when she first sees you. Don’t be fooled by that face, though. She’s thinking about how fun it would be to attack your toes when you’re not looking.

(submitted by @zoomonkees)

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my hubby being a blanket monster and lurking out our window….. The grey fuzzball underneath him is our feline Maxine…….. shes a cave dweller.

and yes, our temporary couch is the back seat  of our mom van….

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Got home late and first thing I did was take photos of this scardy kitty. This is Fuzzy Fuzzball. He has heterochromia iridis (blue and yellow eye) and he’s the only baby to survivor mama Dango (who was once hit by a car and her jaw was shattered). Fuzzy’s about 3 months old now and he just started to warm up to humans. He’s still smol and can still sit on my palm and he’s very terrified of my phone…

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“mom I am sleeping!! No pictures!!!”
Meet Fuzzball she is my wonderful kitty one of 9! I saved her as a tiny kitten when she was stuck under a fence! She is my baby and a few days ago I found her on the back part of our kitchen bench fast asleep!!!! Enjoy my silly kitty!!