she has chickens too

Kate revealed today that she has five chickens at home - and an incubator of eggs that George and Charlotte are excitedly trying to hatch.

 Kate also said she is trying to teach Princess Charlotte Spanish - and Prince George can already count to ten in the language. Kate also revealed she held a party for PrincessCharlotte’s second birthday yesterday - and she sang Happy Birthday to herself! Sweet.

—  Rebecca English

My mom’s cat had kittens and they’re sooooo cuuuteeee, they’re a week old in this pic and they try and hiss if you touch them without mom around, but all that comes out is this little KHCK sound and they jump a little bit.

Once Upon a Dream

in which Annabeth was dared to kiss a blue-eyed stranger just when the fireworks start

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               She’s going to regret this.

               Annabeth is so going to regret this.

               She’s in Disneyland with her friends, it’s night time, the fireworks are just about to start, and she did the stupid mistake of telling Piper that she’s always wanted to kiss someone in Disneyland with fireworks and Cinderella’s castle in the background.

               So now Piper dared her to do exactly that – kiss someone just when the fireworks start. And if there’s one thing Annabeth hates even more than doing dares, it’s backing out of them.

               To make matters worse, Piper gets to choose which guy Annabeth gets to ask (and kiss). It’s not that Piper has bad taste in men – it’s just that Piper, well. She’s Piper.

               She is so going to regret this.

               “Piper, I –“

               “I know you’re not backing out of this, Annabeth. I know you. Right, Jason? Annabeth won’t be backing out of this. Right?” Piper turned to her boyfriend, smiling sweetly enough to scare him.

               “Uh, yeah,” he scratches the back of his neck, trying to avoid Annabeth’s glare. “Annabeth doesn’t back down.” He shoots her an apologetic look before looking away once more.

               “What’s happening here?” Leo walks up next to Annabeth with a curious glimmer in his eye, licking a Mickey-shaped popsicle.

               “Annabeth dreams of kissing someone in Disneyland and we’re going to help her fulfill that.” Piper beams, practically jumping up and down out of excitement. She starts to sings Once Upon a Dream, which Annabeth doesn’t really deem appropriate for the situation.

               “Well, you can always kiss me, Annabeth.” He spreads his arms wide open, smiling brightly and wagging his eyebrows up and down, his popsicle melting and dripping to the floor.

               Before Annabeth can even think of where to hit him – stomach or groin – Piper butts in. “She’ll only be kissing a stranger, Leo, and besides – I already know who it’ll be.”

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Sleep well, MAMAMOO~

Apparently how I imagine the members sleep…

Wheein: *dreams of chicken*

Solar: *sleeps into oblivion in fetal position*

Moonbyul: *drools over Krystal*

Hwasa: *surprised eyebrows still on*

Collection of gamjane AUs

So I have this habit of thinking up AUs all the time and it especially happens with GamJane. I might write some of these later but if anyone wants to write something be my guest.

Renaissance Fair AU: Jane works at a Renaissance fair demonstrating bread baking in an outdoor oven. Gamzee is a new guy working the fair as a jester/bard. Jane watches him juggle and totally doesn’t blush when he comes up and serenades her while playing the mandolin.

High School AU: Jane always walks home from school because it’s pretty close to her house and she likes the time alone to think. This changes after an kidnapping attempt (she’s still an heiress) that comes way too close for comfort. Now she can’t walk home alone and since her dad can’t skip out of work early and she doesn’t have a job she mostly waits for rides from friend. But Roxy and Dirk are in tech club and Jake has wrestling so she normally sits on the steps of the school for at least an hour. Gamzee who is in one of her classes sees her one day when it’s freezing outside and offers to walk with her because he has nothing to do and “seems like it just ain’t right to leave a sweet sis in the cold.” She’s hesitant but agrees and finds herself kind of relaxed when walking with him. He’s large and a little scary looking but his easy going manner makes him unthreatening to her. He offers again the next day and from then on he always walks her home. (One day she gets up the nerve and kisses him. He smiles and says, “well ain’t that a miracle.”

Tattoo Parlor AU: Gamzee and his brother Kurloz run a tattoo parlor together. One day just-turned-nineteen Jane Crocker comes in to get the tattoo she’s been wanting to get for a while but has been too chicken to get until she decided to hell with it, she can handle a needle. She goes in with her design picked out and only a little bit terrified. The boys can tell and Gamzee offers to let her squeeze his hand while Kurloz does the tattoo. Jane gets through it like a trooper although Gamzee’s hand might be sore for a while. He doesn’t really mind, especially after she says yes to his offer of hanging out sometime soon.

Neighbors AU: Gamzee lives in the apartment next to Jane and is always borrowing ingredients. First its an egg, then a week later a cup of flour, even a muffin tray. He’s over at least once a week asking if he can borrow something or other and after a while Jane gets fed up. One day she just decides to drag him to the store so he can get some darn groceries and stop stealing hers. It’s an interesting experience at the store. Jane discovers that Gamzee is awful about shopping and always forgets to buy essentials or things he actually needs. Despite that the trip isn’t that bad and she has fun and likes learning about her neighbor. When they’re done he offers to cook her dinner as a thank you. Dinner is one of the most amazing things Jane has ever eaten.

I’ll take a better pic at a later date when I have makeup on/hair done/etc., but for now here’s a quick snap of my Harley Quinn dress! I looooovvveee it, it makes me want to go commit humorous acts of villainy. (P.S. that is Baby’s toy box in the bottom corner and her beloved rubber chicken. I guess she has Harley-esque taste too!)