she had enough of your bs

How RWBY characters swear.

I was wondering, how would each character in RWBY swear. Using the phrase “This is Bullshit” how would they say it. (I’m bored, tired and have nothing better to do).


Ruby: Too innocent to actually swear, she uses phrases like bullpoop instead.

Yang: Usually cuts it down to “This is BS” unless she is really mad.

Blake: Mutters “this is bullshit” under her breath.

Weiss: Tries to be proper and never swear which makes it even funnier when she does.


Nora: Whispers in a child like manner (bullshit) (giggles)

Ren: Almost never swears..in public. But is thinking “This is Bull”

Jaune: Swears but then feels guilty afterwards and apologises.

Pyrrha: “I’m sorry but this is Bullshit”


Cinder: Usually doesnt swear at all and keeps the illusion of always being in control. In the rare occasion she does slip up, she yells “I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT” loudly making the whole room freeze in terror.

Neo: Signs ‘This is Bullshit’ visciously.

Roman:  *Dramaticly* “This is Bullshit.”

Mercury: Mutters “This is Bull”

Emerald: Swears proudly but not infront of Cinder.


Sun: “This is BS!”

Penny: Is programed not to swear.

Coco: “This is Bull” *Tilts glasses*

Velvet: Calls you out on your bullshit.


Ozpin: Has to keep up a good appearance so doesnt swear. Probably.

Qrow: *Drunk* “This…..is…bullshit…”

Glynda: Has had enough of everyones Bullshit.


(Feel free to add more characters)

“Whenever I hear a guy say…"she’s too wild, too much, too hard to figure out, too complicated, too intense, too emotional, too opinionated, or crazy”, I hear… “I’d a burned her ass at the stake back in Salem. She is too connected to the Goddess. I won’t be able to tame her. I won’t understand her. I won’t be able to keep her. She won’t need me. She is too powerful and won’t love the wounded parts of me.”

Au contraire, she will see the parts of you that you’re afraid of and love them anyway. A women unleashed will love you without ever needing to change you. She will connect to you on a primal level, needing your body, succumbing to her inner fire, her passion and will rock your world. As a lover, she’ll not just make love to your body or heart, but to your soul.

You will wonder how you ever called it living before you met her.

She will piss you off and when you fight, it will suck. When you make up, you will realize you felt like you were dying as you thought of life without her, but she’s taught you of your strength and how your vulnerability makes you brave. She makes you realize you could survive anything, even losing her, because she taught you to believe in yourself. She will demand more of you and you will be glad she knew you had it in you all along. She will fiercely love you and teach you, nurture you and reach you, which at times make you uncomfortable. She will love the scared, little boy inside that you are afraid exists and acknowledging him makes you feel like the old you died, the one that lived a lie, that BS guy.

That part of you that feels not good enough will come up to heal and she will see through your façade. She’ll push your buttons and make you reach for more within yourself. She will make you ask yourself questions, making you grow, and know way more you thought was even possible. She will challenge you and never will she be boring. She will excite you and infuriate you with her boldness, that she allows herself to just be all of herself, and not parts.

Her tears will scare you and you will want to fix her, her problems, and the world. She will reassure you that this is one way she expresses herself and that it doesn’t mean weakness, that you can cry when you are angry, happy, sad, and for no reason at all. Those tears are an elixir for the soul, a catalyst for letting go, a signal of a change in energy.

It will be a wild ride, an adventure that takes you to the edge of yourself.

Love a wild one. Let her bewitch you, entrance you, bedazzle you, seduce you, mesmerize you, enchant you, and let her free you.

—  Jenny G. Perry

Okay but, Owen x Claire Timer AU, where you have the clock in you that counts down til you meet your soulmate. 

Owen never really bought into the idea but he had an ex who made him get it. But Claire got it the second she was old enough, and has been patiently waiting for the day she finally meets her soulmate. 

So they finally meet, and have the worst first date ever. So, Owen’s like ‘whatever it’s all bs anyway’ but Claire is so angry and writes a thousand letters of complaint and tries to sue the company that makes the timers because ‘clearly someone who wears board shorts at any time let alone a first date, is not her soulmate’

Then after the events of Jurassic World, Owen make’s fun of her for it all the time. After every fight he goes ‘You going to sue them again?’, or every time he wears board shorts, or every time they disagree on anything. It becomes his favourite story, he tells at least once a week, his children are like ‘Yes Dad, we get, Mum hated you, tbh I see why’

But Claire remains it was the right thing she goes ‘Well if a giant dinosaur didn’t try and kill us, we would have never fallen in love. So I can’t be blamed for not knowing that. In fact clearly the company that makes these timer’s knew about it. This must breach some sort of protection act, I’m suing them again,’

3B Options for Fitzsimmons Based on our new info :D

SO I’m assuming this new tidbit of information has appeared on your dash where (On Fitzsimmons getting together)  “Uhhhh, I cannot confirm!” says Elizabeth Henstridge, adding: “Jemma’s feelings haven’t changed; they’ve only gotten stronger.”

This is great! (hopefully) and gives us a couple of options going into 3B (which is pretty much confirmed to be 3 months later)

1) Fitzsimmons have gotten together. Probably haven’t resolved all their issues, and there’s still conflict to come about it, but they’re working on it and we’ll get some cute couple-ey scenes along with probably some angst/comfort as the DEAL WITH THEIR ISSUES. 

2) Fitz is pulling away but Jemma is chasing because she’s falling harder and harder and she’s 100% convinced she wants him in all the ways she was confused about before (maybe partly from the shock of thinking she lost him at the end of 3x10)

3) They are both being awkward dumb cupcake geniuses and dancing around each other, maybe each thinking the other needs space. But they want it so bad!!! Maybe Fitz still feels guilty about Will and Jemma feels bad about everything too (Jemma stop feeling bad about the writers torturing you! It’s not your fault!) (also UGHHHH NO to this one. We’ve had enough of this already. Try mixing it up!) 

4) Some new BS has arisen to keep them apart but they are pining for each other so bad. 

Anything I missed? 

Whenever I hear a guy say…“she’s too wild, too much, too hard to figure out, too complicated, too intense, too emotional, too opinionated, or crazy”…I hear…“I’d had burned her ass at the stake back in Salem. She is too connected to the Goddess. I won’t be able to tame her. I won’t understand her. I won’t be able to keep her. She won’t need me. She is too powerful and won’t love the wounded parts of me.”

Au contraire, she will see the parts of you that you’re afraid of and love them anyway. A women unleashed will love you without every needing to change you. She will connect to you on a primal level, needing your body, succumbing to her inner fire, her passion and will rock your world. As a lover, she’ll not just make love to your body or heart, but to your soul. You will wonder how you ever called it living before you met her. She will piss you off and when you fight, it will suck. When you make up, you will realize you felt like you were dying as you thought of life without her, but she’s taught you of your strength and how your vulnerability makes you brave. She makes you realize you could survive anything, even losing her, because she taught you to believe in yourself. She will demand more of you and you will be glad she knew you had it in you all along.

She will fiercely love you and teach you, nurture you and reach you, which at times make you uncomfortable. She will love the scared, little boy inside that you are afraid exists and acknowledging him makes you feel like the old you died, the one that lived a lie, that BS guy. That part of you that feels not good enough will come up to heal and she will see through your façade. She’ll push your buttons and make you reach for more within yourself. She will make you ask yourself questions, making you grow, and know way more you thought was even possible. She will challenge you and never will she be boring. She will excite you and infuriate you with her boldness, that she allows herself to just be all of herself, and not parts. Her tears will scare you and you will want to fix her, her problems, and the world. She will reassure you that this is one way she expresses herself and that it doesn’t mean weakness, that you can cry when you are angry, happy, sad, and for no reason at all. That tears are like an elixir for the soul, a catalyst for letting go, a signal of a change in energy.

It will be a wild ride, an adventure that takes you to the edge of yourself.

Love a wild one. Let her bewitch you, entrance you, bedazzle you, seduce you, mesmerize you, enchant you, and let her free you.

—  Jenny G. Perry