she dresses like me for the most part

That's....not how sales work

I work at the mall and for Black Friday out sale was BOGO free in certain specific categories with no mixing and matching across them. None of these categories included our most popular items: dresses, tops, and jewelry. The sale extended through the entire weekend. On Monday, we went back to one of the sales we usually have, BOGO half off tops and dresses.

This woman walks in on Monday and says to me, “my daughter and I came in this weekend and got these tops that she liked. Of course she didn’t like anything that was part of the sale hahaha. But I got the email this morning that said the tops are BOGO half off now. So can you guys do a price adjust for me since they’re cheaper now?”

“No ma'am, we can’t do that.”

“Are you sure? I mean. They weren’t on sale when I got them but they are now.”

“I understand that ma'am but they weren’t on sale when you got them.”

“So you can’t price adjust at all?”

At this point I’m just barely keeping myself from rolling my eyes into oblivion so I tell her I’ll ask my manager. After telling my manager the situation, my manager comes up to the front and tells the customer, “ma'am, it’s totally fine if you want to return these shirts for two other shirts but I can’t and won’t give you these shirts back at a discounted price. Sales don’t work like that. If it wasn’t on sale the day you bought it, you can’t get it on sale now.”

This woman was soooooo upset we wouldn’t give her a ~price adjust~ that it was almost funny.

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“We hung out and drank plum wine-eww-after work (they worked together in Silkwood)…Cher was really fun. I was smitten by her openness, both as an actress and as a person. It’s incredibly disarming—you’re a little worried for her, like: Are you sure you want to be telling me all this? Her lack of inhibition is part of what endeared her to the national audience on The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour—that’s where I first saw her. Most people on TV had a little TV veneer back then, a performing gloss, but her gloss was not only her beauty but how easily she wore it and dismissed it, like ‘No big deal.’For a showgirl, there’s not a phony bone in her body. What you see is what you get, and when she dresses up and gets gorgeous, you get a whole lot.” 

-Meryl Streep on Cher

“Meryl couldn’t care less what she wears. I’d tease her about that and she’d tell me to shut up. And she did her own ironing, which drove me insane. She says it keeps her down to earth. I don’t know what keeps me down to earth, but it isn’t ironing. I send my stuff out…..She’s so good and she makes me laugh hysterically. We are opposites: she takes everything so easily, and I’m so stressed about everything….I was responsible for Mamie [Gummer, the second of Streep’s four children]! I take full credit. We were in Texas doing Silkwood, and Don [Gummer] was there with Henry [their son]. Meryl said, ‘We need some time alone. Take Henry—it’s Halloween. Please, just take him.’ So I took Henry, and she got pregnant with Mamie.”

-Cher on Meryl Streep

anonymous asked:

apparently emma watson criticized beyonce about not being the Right kind of feminist and no one really takes that well

That’s definitely a shitty thing if true, but I was literally just reading a post dragging her for having a say in the design of Belle’s dress for the live action Beauty and the Beast, so I feel like the hate isn’t necessarily specific to that incident and I don’t really get it. I mean, in all honesty I really don’t think she’s a very good actress, but she seems like a decent enough person for the most part and she does a lot of good work so it seems weird to me that she’d draw so much hate.

Thank you for explaining that, though. That could certainly be a factor.

Worth the wait. Austin Carlile Imagine


Can I request an Austin Carlile smut where Y/N is a virgin and Austin goes out of his way to make her first time really special? Example: He uses lots of consent and makes sure Y/N is comfortable all the time and makes sure that she is okay before doing anything, he encourages her and tells her how good she’s doing, he calms her when it is painful at the beginning, he’s really slow but passionate (just the way Y/N likes it) and he helps her through orgasms and stuff and then MAJOR FLUFF! Thanks!

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I look at myself in the mirror and examine every part of me. I’m wearing a tight fitted black dress that comes a little above the knee. I spray extra hairspray just to make sure my hair stays perfectly up. I add a little more mascara and red lipstick.

I finally slip on my red pumps and spray myself with my favorite and most expensive perfume. I check the clock almost every minute in hopes that it will say 6:30….it’s 6:18.

I grab my purse and make my way to the living room. I look at the picture sitting at the end table. It was one of my first dates with Austin. He took me to a picnic on the beach and we just laid there for hours talking.

It’s been about 6 months since that date and I couldn’t be happier. It hasn’t been easy, especially since he’s been away on tour for 4 months of our relationship and we’ve been relying on Skype and texts to keep us going.

He is finally home and I finally get him all for myself. I smile at the picture one more time before I look at the clock again. 6:26.

Butterflies form in my stomach when I think of the night we’re about to have. Austin has been a romantic from the start but I finally get some time with him.

I finally hear a knock on the door and I shoot up. I look at myself one more time in the mirror before I walk towards the door. I open the door and see Austin with a  huge smile on his face. He’s holding a bouquet of flowers, all different colors. He’s wearing a nice button down with skinny jeans and dress shoes.

“You look beautiful.” He says as he examines me and kisses me on the cheek.

“You don’t look too bad yourself.” I blush.

He hands me the flowers and I put them in a vase before he walks me to his car. He opens the door for me and I sit and wonder where we’re going.

The car ride only lasts a few minutes. We’re at Austin’s place. I look at him confused and he just smiles.

He unlocks the front door and lets me enter first. He leads me to the backyard and there are Christmas lights strung from tree to tree. There’s a table for two right in between the two trees. There are candles on the table and candles on other tables around the main one.

“Oh my god, Austin.” I gasp quietly, still in awe.

“You like it?” He smiles, walking me to the table.

“Liking it is an understatement.” I giggle.

I sit down and he opens a chest that has wine in it. He pours us each a glass and sits down.

“To us.” He says, raising his glass.

“To us.” I smile, raising my glass and clinking it on his.

He excuses himself and runs to the house. He comes out with a tray that has two plates covered. He places one plate in front of me and another on his side. He takes the tops off at the same time and the smell of chicken hits me.

“Did you make this?” I say, trying not to sound as shocked as I am.

“I can do more then pancakes.” He laughs.

We eat dinner and talk. This is the first time we’ve really gotten to be with each other since he’s been home from touring and I’ve been dreaming of it for four months. I must say, I am not disappointed.

We go into the house and sit on the couch. I lean my head on his chest and he wraps his arm around me.

“I have waited so long just to hold you.” He whispered.

I look up at him and kiss him gently. He kisses back and I sit up a little. I turn so I’m facing him and he wraps his arms around my waist and pulls me close.

Our kiss becomes more intense as his tongue slips into my month and vise vera. I moan quietly as his hands start caressing my breasts. He smiles a little as he starts kissing my neck. My hands go through his hair.

His hands slide to my back and he hesitates but begins to unzip my dress.

“Is this okay?” He asks in-between kisses.

I nod and smile and begin to unbutton his shirt. My hand gentle goes over his scar and he smiles.

“Let’s move to my room?” He asks, without even waiting for an answer.

He picks me up and carries me to his room. He puts me down on his bed and he climbs on top of me. He kisses me deeply and I begin to move my hands to his pants.

I feel his bulge and he moans in my mouth. I smile and begin to undo his pants. Before I know it, my bra and panties are on the floor right next to his pants and boxers.

“Are you sure this is okay?” He asks one last time.

I nod and he gentle starts to enter me. He watches my face to make sure I’m okay with what is happening. He’s all the way in and begins to gently thrust into me.

I let out a moan and he smiles. He starts kissing my neck and the thrusts become harder. One hand his keeping him up and the other hand is on my chest.

“Faster.” I moan quietly. He chucks a little as he moves faster and continues to kiss my neck.

I arch my back a little and he starts moaning.

“I want you to cum.” He moans in my ear.

“Harder.” I whisper.

His thrusts harder into me and we both moan continuously.

My heart started racing faster and my legs began to shake. I let out on more moan and finished. Austin was almost right after me.

We both cleaned up and then went back to his bed.

“I’ve wanted to do that since the day I met you.” Austin admits.

I blush a little and kiss his check. I rest my head on his chest and he wraps his arm around my body and starts to play with my hair.

“You’re so beautiful.” He whispers, kissing my forehead.

“I’ve missed you more then you could ever know.” I say, snuggling closer to him.

We just lay there, trying to catch our breath and eventually fall asleep in each others arms.

This was definitely worth the wait.

*I hope this was okay! Go ahead and send in requests please!*

I Hate You (Part 21)

Ryan Sitkowski x reader

Warnings: Language



“Do you think she wants me to match her dress or something?” Ryan asks nervously, watching as Devin thoroughly went through his closet, discarding most of his clothes onto the bed, wrinkling his nose at a few and actually tossing them towards the waste basket. “Cuz, like, I don’t even own a tie —.”

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Other Krennidala things to consider/

-shopping trips together

-padme making one of those “my boyfriend does my makeup” videos for her beauty vlog (because lbh she has one)

-padme pretending she hasn’t noticed that Orson is masquerading as one of her handmaidens– and ordering him to take her place in the senate PURELY because she thinks it will be hysterical

-it is

-fancy dress balls together– Orson doesn’t know most of the etiquette but he can get out of most of it with his nice smile and flirty attitude

-for a while there’s rumours he’ll be chosen as consort

-and finally, if you’re like me and you like pain, consider Padme using Orson as a cover so that no one will know she’s with Anakin and part of him knows it’s fake and part of him is hoping maybe it will become real one day and all of him is a big fucking idiot

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A staff member at the college commented that I “look good, like better than most of the other students” but dress “a little too fancy”. 
She could have left that last part out lol.

I have horrible self esteem but dressing nicely makes me a little more confident and actually willing to go places. 
I felt really cute today, so I just thought I’d share.

This is one of the scenes that hit me the hardest every time I see it because my attention immediately focuses on Aunt Cass and here’s why.

Everyone pretty much stuck to their individual fashion styles. Fred has his laid-back style, Wasabi kept his clean cut look, Honey Lemon has her knee length dress and tights, and GoGo still looks like she can kick some butt in what looks like a jacket plus pants combo.

Aunt Cass doesn’t though. She has a dress on.

She always wore jeans and a simple t-shirt combo. Granted most funerals you dress up in, but I would imagine her in a black business like suit outfit or some black slacks and a long sleeve shirt. A dress doesn’t fit her personality in my opinion.

There’s a part of me that thinks she wore this particular outfit in honor of Tadashi. His style was comfortable yet clean and kind of formal. That is what the dress is to me.

I think that for her, dressing similar to his style on the day of his funeral, was a way for her to show her love for Tadashi because she realized she didn’t give him one true last hug.

Voltron Fandom Hypocrisy Edition part 2
  • Other fan: Shiro is 25 and Pidge is 14
  • Me: But wait wouldn't it make more sense for Pidge to be the same age as her peers, around 16-18 years old? I mean she could just look young since she's pretending to be a boy? Most 16-18 year old girls would look younger if they dressed up like teenage boys.
  • Other fan: no she's a prodigy who started early
  • Me: OK so based on that, if Pidge really is only 14 then it's possible that Shiro is only 19 or 20 since he could also have been a prodigy started at 14 right?
  • Other fan: No
  • Me: but why not
  • Other fan: no
  • Me: you literally just said
  • Other fan: nooooooooooo

anonymous asked:

I don't get it, normally I can answer my own questions but... In Frozen Fever Elsa changes both Anna's dress with flowers that pop out of nowhere, and she changes her own dress green with flowers too. I'm confused, all the sudden she has some sort of spring-summer power, and I'm pretty sure it was just ice before? It just doesn't make sense to me?

That’s why I have my askbox open! I’m here to clear up all your doubts about Frozen! 

First off, we can’t forget that the most essential part of this scene is that the Disney magic is present– just like on the other dress transformation. 

The flowers are always there on Anna’s room so Elsa just takes the pinks ones and the chlorophyl (for the green part) for her dress and she uses the sunflowers for Anna’s.  

But how does she got them there? That’s a very interesting question. I guess she does something like this: 

She could freeze the flowers like this on the dresses. So Elsa has no summer-floral power, it’s more like she’s feeling better with her powers and she’s experimenting with them. 

It really makes me mad when people talk about zoe  “emasculating wash” as a problem in theirr relationship firstly because ugh 

Secondly why is zoe being a badass fighter suddenly super masculine especially as a character she can be p feminine ? She likes dresses and bubble baths at the same time as being awesome fighter person 

And even if she was the most masculine ever, SO WHAT ? 

and thirdly IT’S LITERALLY NOT AN ISSUE IN THEIR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP EVER 

Issues that come up in their relationship 

1) Wash feels that Mal and Zoe have a huge bond he can’t get into / there is a part of Zoe that he can’t touch 

2) Wash is worried about Zoe always and wants her not to be in danger so much

3) Zoe wants a baby, Wash doesn’t because of all the danger 

4) Zoe can put Mal before Wash 


Literally NOTHING COMES UP ABOUT ZOE BEING “””””MORE MASCULINE”””” THAN WASH