she doesn't know what to do with him at all lmao

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™
  • the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10
  • the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10
  • the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that
  • the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10
  • the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10
  • the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.
  • the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10
the signs as people from my university
  • Aries: That girl who loves partying and socializing with people, she's a fangirl of so many buffed-up singers and she's so pretty. She's kinda judgmental and she's homophobic but she follows so many gay people and likes their posts and nobody in my generation really understands why. She can be really impulsive sometimes and she hates classes but she's a good friend and a funny person
  • Taurus: That girl who is always late, she has social anxiety and she's silent af. Grades are not her forte'. She tries to socialize very hard and everyone is annoyed by the fact that she tries to discuss things that she really doesn't know shit about. She is afraid of some professors, she is christian af and she is kinda lost, but she's a good girl who believes in the supernatural and she always invites us to coffee at her place
  • Gemini: The girl who loves spending time with people, she always loves to discuss about every topic, she knows so much about many things, she's doing great with her grades and she's among the top 5 students in the entire generation. Also, she has PERFECT, sonorous American accent and everybody loves it. She always initiates coffee gatherings but nobody really comes because she's not that much of a leader and her voice is so soft so nobody could really hear when she's talking. She's also a passionate gamer AND in the same time she finds time to maintain her grades and social life
  • Cancer: That (jock) guy who's the tallest one, he's blonde, buffed-up and he's the definition of a straight white boy. He's childish as fuck and he can become very boring sometimes. Once, my colleagues have shooed him out of the cafeteria because he was bothering them. He also tells so many stupid dad-jokes and laughs at his own jokes, flirts with some professors, has been single since forever (not that he's ugly - he's average looking but he's so much boring sometimes because he doesn't have any real friends and he gets excited about people so he doesn't know WHEN to stop). He literally flirts with every single female human being that he can find and he pushes them all away because he's pushy af. He's also introverted and doesn't really know his way with girls
  • Leo: That girl who's one of the top students in the generation. She's always smiling, she has the best grades, she always tries to present this "perfect" image of herself. She is very intelligent and she loves reading, she gets drunk like every second day but that doesn't stop her from maintaining her perfect grades. She's very successful and she's a good leader, she knows all the fresh gossip and she always sits in the first row with her best university friend. In fact, she and her best uni friend are hated by everyone because they're just so successful and everyone's jealous of them. She also secretly hates everybody and gossips with her best uni friend. She and her friend have tons of screenshots ready to blackmail people if anyone says anything against them lmao. But everyone (every zodiac sign) in this generation pretends we like each other so...
  • Virgo: That professor who's VERY detail-oriented and she's a big perfectionist but she can't fix her awful handwriting. She's very successful and she has TONS of potential, she literally KNOWS EVERYTHING about her subjects but sometimes she can really drain us physically and emotionally. She gives us tons of assignments and homework and she always gives us lectures on the most difficult courses. Jfc she behaves like we study in Cambridge / Oxford. But don't get me wrong, she's NOT a bad person. She's actually a VERY good person and at the end of each semester she buys us coffee and tea, she talks with us about our experience with the course and she just wants us to learn some things that we should learn, that's why we perceive her as "difficult" and "problematic"
  • Libra: That girl who loves hugging, has great communication skills and is a social justice warrior. She thinks that she's everyone's friend and she always tries to criticize everyone's opinion, thinking that she'll seem and sound more intelligent. She also listens to rock and metal, she loves children and she smokes a lot, she's very sensitive and she's very friendly. Once, on the Facebook group of the university, she tried to accuse Pisces of something he didn't do and he literally ruined her in front of all those people, that was one of her biggest mistakes she's ever done in uni because she didn't know that that guy can be pretty evil when someone tries to insult/hurt him. The next day in uni she was on the verge of a mental breakdown because that guy really hurt her with his words, making her look stupid and pretentious, and everybody stopped talking to that guy for like, a month or two
  • Scorpio: That girl who's late in class 90% of the time, and those 10% she's not present in class. She is very quiet and she doesn't show particular interest in anything. She doesn't have a taste in fashion and style, unlike most Scorpios that I know. She just wants to go home all the time and nobody knows what she's doing in her life, she's so mysterious and she's not a good teamworker because she doesn't really care about her grades
  • Sagittarius: That girl who can't stop talking and she's always arguing with someone but we all love her. She's very communicative but she's insecure at the same time. She has tons of likes on Facebook and Instagram. She's a VERY open-minded girl, she hates racism, homophobes, nazi scum and racists. She's a really good friend with Leo and Pisces but Capricorn is her bff and her roommate. She has an excellent taste in fashion, style and music and she has S_L_A_Y_I_N_G eyebrows. I think that she's bi/lesbian but maybe she's closeted. She always hugs Capricorn and gets beaten by Capricorn because Capricorn can't stand people touching her
  • Capricorn: That girl who loves vintage notebooks, loves taking studyblr photos and uploads them on tubmlr and Instagram, she loves journeys and we haven't heard her talking for THREE GODDAMN YEARS. She is very antisocial and introverted but she has excellent taste for art, film, music and she's like 24/7 on her phone because it's obvious that she can't stand most of us but she's always sweet and supportive when someone approaches her. Sometimes she doesn't want to talk and she just smiles as a response. She's Sagittarius' best friend and roommate and they've became really close friends. She also loves journeys and she's a daydreamer but she's very intelligent. Her grades are not that good, she's not an attention whore and she tries to be "invisible" but she simply can't
  • Aquarius: That guy with his cockney accent who has insane memory and loves football. He's actually a loner, he's a bit creepy and weird, le loves britpop and indie nd he was one of the best students in the first two years of uni but his grades dropped. He's like, very secretive and he can be pretty arrogant and you just can't sit next to him because he's telling jokes all the time which takes your attention away. He is a loner and once he publicly told us that he used to have cyber sex with his girlfriend because she lived in another country and they've never met in real life (I mean, who tells such things omg Aqua get your shit together). He tries to insult people and he tries to be sarcastic but he can only be sarcastic with the stupid ones. He also thinks that he's a know-it-all and that he's the most intelligent person in the world. He can be really judgmental sometimes and he pushes people away with that
  • Pisces: That guy who always sits in the first row with his best university friend and is one of the top students in the generation. He's also a model, nerd, gamer, works out and whatnot. He is sweet to everyone and talks to everyone but he can be very sassy at times. He was the one who had a verbal fight with Libra because Libra triggered him and he destroyed her verbally. He's really skinny and dreamy and he has a very deep voice and an excellent taste in fashion and style. His style is kinda dark and he's so aesthetic. He listens to some music that no other people in the world listen to but he also listens to some mainstream music. In fact, he listens to whatever he wants and he doesn't really think about what other people think about him. He tends to roll his eyes a lot and he cares about his physical beauty more than he cares about his love life. He's too egotistic and self-centered and he's extremely picky, which makes him single most of the time.

anonymous asked:

I can't help but hate levi///han now that levi is a dick to hange and doesn't deserve her I read this theory that questiong thing from this month means they are not even friends anymore bcoz levi doesn't feel comfortable enough to call hange by the nickame he had for her anymore and that's sad and also makes me angry because hange is always so nice to him and levi is a douche

Eh, that’s not how I see it.

IMO him dropping that nickname means 1) he legitimately respects her new position and wants to place an emphasis on that by example (humanity’s strongest soldier respecting the new commander is a big deal), and 2) he’s actively trying not to be a dick by throwing out a nickname that is NO LONGER APPROPRIATE – not just due to her rank, but, you know, the fact that she’s lost/damaged/ruined one of her eyes, now. 

The situation that ruined her eye was extremely traumatic: it got her work assistant killed–not to mention all of her colleagues: people’s she’s known for years of her career. This includes Erwin, whose shoes she has to fill right away. I doubt she wants the reminder of that terrible day spat out of Levi’s mouth like it’s some kind of a funny joke when there’s very little chance of her being able to see it that way anymore. I know everyone thinks Hange would take it with a grain of salt and all that (cracking jokes galore), but she has feelings and again: the situation was very traumatic. You don’t see Levi cracking jokes about his traumatic experiences, do you?

Fandom conveniently forgets that Hange is a person who experiences human emotion because they’re desperate to keep the ship dynamic for levihan the same forever.

And look, until we got this information, I think interpreting Hange as the sort of person who wanted normalcy there to distract from the depressing and painful reality was believable and realistic.

But with this information it seems that’s not actually the case.

And that’s okay! There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s okay for your headcanons to be proven wrong on occasion.

And listen to me, here: people change. They grow, and it’s not always apart. Sometimes they grow together, especially after they’ve been through something rough. The fight in Shiganshina was a rough experience. 

Hange has been through a surprising lot, though she’s barely focused on during those chapters. Almost the entire military branch she works in was wiped out. She lost countless acquaintances and friends. Now she has to lead what’s left of it…and without an eye. I wish fandom would stop laughing it off like it’s a cute “fun” injury because it looks “cool.” It was probably highly traumatic and painful for her, not just in the moment, either. The fact that it took so long for her to get treatment might have even been the real reason she lost it. The eye loss is associated with all kinds of trauma, both physical and mental. She’s a soldier, she’s accepted that something like this could happen, but that doesn’t make it easier to deal with; it doesn’t make any of her losses less painful.

So let’s talk about the responsibility that’s instantly clamped down on her shoulders after this, because Hange doesn’t even get a second to herself to just, you know, mourn or be sad. She’s the commander now. And while the SC might have sealed the wall(s), it was at a great price (and still under Erwin’s command almost entirely). Hange is going to have to fight for respect from pretty much everyone. Mission accomplished and all, but now that the walls are sealed, humanity is safe again lmao fuck the Survey Corps do we even need that branch anymore? Hange is going to have to present a case to save humanity and exterminate the titans and she’s going to need all the respect she can get to do that. She’s going to need more soldiers because <10 isn’t going to be enough. She’s going to need money and supplies and gear. I hate saying this, but it might not be something she’s capable of presenting on her own merit because she’s largely unknown by the people. (Her newspaper shenanigans help her case but only in that specific area.) However, humanity’s strongest soldier has pretty much all the respect from everyone in this world. If he has her back and is standing proudly at her side, it probably helps her case immensely. (He believes her, he believes in her, this isn’t some kind of a sick joke.)

I want to remind everyone, too, that when the newspapers start telling “the truth” of humanity’s situation, it’s like a 50/50 split? Lots of people think it’s bullshit. That doesn’t help Hange. Like I said: she needs all the respect and the backup she can get. Literally every ounce.


IMO, Levi dropping the nickname “shitty-glasses” was the best thing that could have happened to the ship. I know people think it means they’re not “equals” anymore, but everyone’s focusing on the wrong thing, here.

Up to this point in the manga we’ve seen Levi treat Hange more or less equally, but even in his attempts to comfort her he’s rough. He calls her by a rude nickname that we’re never sure is supposed to be endearing or not. For all we know, he means it in the way a coworker might call the fat guy in the group “porkchop” or other kids might be mean to a classmate by calling them “four-eyes.” Speculation and headcanons aside, canon hasn’t ever really given us a clear idea of what that nickname meant to Levi, let alone to Hange. She lets him call her it, but that doesn’t tell us much. For all we ever knew, she was used to being treated poorly by her peers.

However, with this new information, it sounds much more like the nickname “shitty-glasses” was, coming from Levi, an awkwardly endearing nickname–one he meant no harm with.

And we see that because he drops it. He goes out of his way to consciously stop a habit of his that would seem disrespectful to other people regardless of what it originally meant between them. Levi respects Hange and this is how he shows it. That’s a big deal.

I’d also like to point out, again, that it’s very likely he does this out of more than just respect for his commanding officer. Levi is hardly one to follow conventions, after all.

Hange is his friend. He cares about her safety and we’ve seen this (beneath the chapel). We’ve also seen him clumsily care about the place she’s in mentally (post-Nick’s death). I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that he cares about her feelings, too. And if this nickname drudges up emotional backlash and trauma for her, then by dropping it he’s showing that he cares about her and respects her as his friend.

anonymous asked:

I rlly liked ur Allura and Lance hc from ur last post,,,do u happen to have anymore??

+Allura one day catches Lance brushing his teeth and she’s like “wtf???are???u???doing????”
° Lance is like “wym…don't your brush ur teeth?”
° So apparently Altean teeth clean themselves
° Cue Lance screaming about it

+At every mall/shop, they pass by Lance looks for anything that can be a makeshift eyeliner
° Eventually, he finds one. At the next sleepover, he does her eyeliner AND SHE LOVES IT “LANCE LOOK” “allura I know I just-” “THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING”
° Afterwards, she tries doing it herself a few times, but she ends up w raccoon eyes

+A good chunk of Lance’s photos on his camera is of him and Allura goofing off. Another chunk is of them posing in the mirror doing ridiculous poses.

+Everyone thinks that once their relationship grew Lance would stop flirting w Allura but NO. It’s WAY MORE FLIRTING THAN EVER
° But like that mutual kind that you have w ur besties. So even Allura flirts back
° ex: “Wow you look really good today”
“All for you honey ;)))”

“Allura  gets very shy around anyone she likes, so here comes Lancey Lance to be her wing man” -Lancey Lance at one point 

+“Allura whenever things settle down and I start having a family, I want you to be their god mother.”
“God mother?”
“Yeah! You are a part of my child's upbringing and also if anything happens to me I’d want you to take care of them.”
° Allura starts crying

+SLEEPOVERS ARE A MUST EVERY WEEK
° everyone needs time to get a good face mask on and talk about the dirt that the mice have on the rest of the paladins 

+”Allura me and Keith are wondering why Altean pools are upside down? The other day we went and like-”
“You went to the pool w Keith! Oh my, this is great-”
“No, Allura it wasn’t like that–”
“Lance, please.”

+Never underestimate the power of venting to a friend, they both are teenagers that are growing up in a war. Times aren’t going to be easy. 
° One time Allura stumbles into Lance’s room at night crying about how the nightmares are keeping her awake. Lance is up and ready when she finds his way into his arms and cries it out. Bless Lance who has a soothing voice that comforts her whenever she needs it. 

+If you pair them up in battle. They are fucking dangerous like lmao no joke
° This one time Allura’s bayard gets flung across the room, and all she has to defend herself is basic combat. But these two creatures are like 3x her size and pretty scary. Lance see’s this from afar, so he calls her out and throws her his gun. Allura doesn't even have to look to know what Lance was doing. In half a second she swiftly catches the gun and shoots these two motherfuckers

Jimin introducing his girlfriend Y/N to BTS
  • JIMIN: Hey guys, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Y/N.
  • Y/N: Hi :)
  • JUNGKOOK: Whoa! You're really pretty!...Why are you going out with Jimin?
  • JIMIN: Shut up JK.
  • NAMJOON: No he's got a point.
  • JIN: I agree.
  • JIMIN: (To Y/N) I'm sorry about them, they aren't this embarrassing, sometimes.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Must. Kill. Bitch. Who. Stole. My. Man.
  • YOONGI: So how did you guys meet?
  • Y/N: At a coffee shop. I didn't have enough change so Jimin sweetly offered to pay for my drink.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Oh so you're a gold digger.
  • YOONGI: Nice.
  • TAEHYUNG: So Y/N, are you a fan of BTS?
  • Y/N's brain: OMFG YASSSSS AHAHAHAH
  • Y/N: Yeah I've listened to some songs.
  • JIN: Who's your favorite. Never mind I'm sure you don't want to say me in front of your boyfriend.
  • JIMIN: I swear Jin if you weren't a couple years older..
  • Jin pushes his chest out at Jimin.
  • JIN: WHAT? WHAT? What would you do.
  • Y/N laughs at this.
  • JUNGKOOK: Wow, even her laugh is cute. So seriously why are you with Chim?
  • Y/N laughs harder.
  • JIN: So who was your favorite member?
  • Y/N: Well, before I met Jimin it was V, but now that I've gotten to know and love Jimin its him all the way.
  • BTS: OUUUUUHHHHHH
  • HOSEOK: Jimin you better watch out for Taetae.
  • Taehyung approaches Y/N suavely. Even though she only has eyes for Jimin, Y/N is freaking out because Taehyung is her second favorite in the band.
  • TAEHYUNG: Should I sing for you?
  • Taehyung moves to kiss Y/N's hand and the rest of the members are losing their shit, cheering him on. Jimin immediately steps between them and pulls Y/N behind him.
  • JIMIN: UMMM?! DO YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • TAEHYUNG: It was a joke Chim relax.
  • JIMIN: UGH. Let's go Y/N, I knew this was a bad idea.
  • NAMJOON: No don't go!
  • JUNGKOOK: Yeah I still need to figure out why she's with you!
  • JIN: Y/N can you cook? Please, I need to know.
  • Yoongi's brain: Finally. Fucking bitch.
  • YOONGI: (Unenthusiastic tired sarcastic voice) No.. don't go..
  • Y/N: Bye everyone! See you soon.
  • Jimin and Y/N leave.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Exhales.
  • Jungkook's brain: Man, Y/N's hot. I still don't get why she's with him.
  • A/N;
  • All jokes aside, I know Jimin is fine AF. Like helloooOo!! But lmao i just wrote Jungkook like that cuz of the running joke with him ranking Jimin 7th in looks (I'm sure he doesn't really believe that and is just kidding) Anyways, the chat was jokes. Hope you laughed!
  • ~Armygirl

I’m almost too lazy to make this post because God it’s just so self explanatory but my loyalty to Temari runs too deep so here goes: 

They did exactly what I called they were gonna do and made her an over aggressive nagging house wive. This is why I complained over and over again three years ago when I saw they had moved her to Konoha because I KNEW someway somehow they were going to subject her character to this. They want her to be Yoshino 2.0 even though that’s NEVER been who she is because “lmao get it Shikamaru is just like his dad! Parallels!!”. They don’t take the time to think about how her character would actually react because none of that matters now - she exists solely to be Shikamaru’s wife. 

Some people are crying “abuse!” at what she did but I don’t really want to go there tbh. It’s very clear that in the Naruto universe things we find abusive are just par for the course. Calling out Temari in this instance would require we call out basically ever other female character which is not realistic. Domestic violence in Naruto is always played for laughs which is obviously fucked up but not something I think it’s fair to fault the characters for as we’re not intended to see it as abusive (even though realistically it is). No, what I really take issue with is the fact that being an overbearing and strict mother/wife is basically all Temari is given to do. 

This woman was born in one of the most fucked up situations of any character we see. He father was a walking human disaster, her mother was dead, and her youngest brother had a nasty habit of slaughtering anyone who looked at him the wrong way. She has always been strong and confident but throughout the series she softens considerably as she learns caring is not a weakness. She is a better diplomat than either of her brothers and remains calm and collected in even the tensest of situations. Her dynamic with Shikamaru has always been one of mutual respect and understanding which is what makes their relationship work so well (and IMO better than any of the canon relationships we got). Yes, Temari is a take no shit kind of person who probably WOULD chastise her son for his pitiful behavior - but not in the way we’re shown. In Boruto her parenting method basically amounted to “I’m just going to hit you and intimidate you until you get the picture and ultimately just end up listening to your cooler nicer wiser dad.” She doesn’t actually say anything of significance to Shikadai at all - that is reserved entirely for Shikamaru as he’s the influential one in their sons life. Temari is just there to be the ol’ ball-and-chain ~what a drag~ mom whose only dominion is the house she is confined to. THEN there’s the fact that Temari refusing to make dinner inevitably meant neither Shikamaru nor Shikadai could eat - as if a grown man could not make his own dinner and HAD to have his wife do it because it’s her domestic ~duty~. This is extra and dramatic but it actually makes me sick that they’re doing this to her. After everything she went through she would have something worthwhile to add to the conversation other than “bah you’re too easy on him I’m going to withhold meals to prove a point!!!”. She doesn’t treat her brothers like this and they’re consistently shown to value her opinion because her opinion is worth hearing. 

Temari played a crucial role in Suna politics prior to the end of the series. She sat on the council and came with Gaara to all the kage summits/meetings. She was one of the best kunoichi in the series just brimming with potential and strength and ferocity. During the war I began to get annoyed with how much they were making her revolve around Shikamaru’s character because after a certain point basically all her dialogue was in relation to him. That’s when I knew things were about to take a hard left turn for shits-ville and boy was I right. In chapter 700 ALL we see her doing is sitting in a house chastising her son and serving her brothers tea before they head out to a kage meeting without her. We don’t get any indication that she’s still affiliated with Suna, hell we don’t even get any indication that she’s still a ninja. In the boruto manga/movie she doesn’t interact with her siblings ONCE and is not with them in the pit with all the other Kage/advisors. I was happy to see she still had her fan but other than that I left highly unimpressed. Now in the anime she is ONCE AGAIN pictured in a house, serving people drinks and nagging away as if that’s all she’s good for anymore. I know it was played as a joke but that’s exactly what makes me so mad - her character has become nothing more than a trope meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator. The nagging housewive angle truly is the lowest hanging fruit but studio peirrot really could not resist could they.

Nevermind the fact that it would have been way funnier had they subverted the whole “why did you marry such a strict woman” thing by having Shikadai side with his mom instead, saying something to the effect of “why did you marry such an unmotivated slacker”. Can we stop treating Temari like she’s just an overly aggressive loaded gun that’s just one mistep away from going off. I mean I genuinely love Shikatema but I do not think the Boruto anime understands Shikatema. Part of me still wishes they just hadn’t got together because they don’t actually feel like “them” when they’re portrayed like this. No one is being respected as a character. 

Anyway all this to say I’m basically done with the Boruto anime now. I might still watch the next couple of episodes because curiosity is gonna get the better of me but emotionally I have severed all connections. It just comes down to the fact that I cannot handle them so grossly mischaracterizing characters that I have loved since I was 11 years old. I actually don’t mind the new gen when they’re on their own but every damn time they show one of the original characters they manage to fuck them up in some way. We see it with Temari, with Naruto, with Yamato, with Sakura. Hell I can’t stand Sasuke and even I’m mad about what they did to him post chapter 699. I am never going to like the new gen characters more than the original cast so if watching Boruto means seeing them get completely decimated then I’m not gonna watch it. Simple as that. Naruto being an absent father is the worst crime but I have no doubt they’ll continue to top that in future episodes. 

exo shitpost #2: exo at the carnival
  • junmyeon: alright assholes go wild
  • chanyeol: hoo boy i'm going to win me some prizes
  • baekhyun: you suck ass at everything what could you possibly win
  • chanyeol: that thing with the hammer
  • sehun: your arms are two limp noodles lmao
  • chanyeol: fuck you
  • luhan: your weak ass can't even get it past the halfway mark
  • chanyeol: i don't deserve this verbal abuse you try it
  • luhan: what. the fuck.
  • luhan: it doesn't work
  • sehun: excuses are for the cheap
  • luhan: this is bullshit, this game is rigged, and we are going home
  • -
  • yifan: ok junmyeon let us get wild
  • junmyeon: would you fuck off i will not ride a roller coaster
  • yifan: why
  • junmyeon: because i may shit myself
  • junmyeon: but also because i don't want to be seen next to your crusty ass
  • yifan: why did i ever love you
  • -
  • jongdae: fuck yes corndogs
  • kai: holy shit kyungsoo take it slow
  • kyungsoo: i am a hungry bitch today don't speak to me
  • jongdae: did you really just inhale that entire corndog
  • kyungsoo: it's not that big
  • kai: i can personally assure you he's seen bigger
  • jongdae: wow kyungsoo, king of the dick
  • kyungsoo: if you don't shut up right now i might eat you
  • -
  • zitao: fuck i lost my watch, i must have left it on the ferris wheel
  • minseok: you irresponsible fuck what did i tell you about leaving your goddamn shit everywhere
  • zitao: here, take my ice cream and put it on your tits because you need to chill
  • minseok: /rubbing nosebridge/ how much did that stupid thing cost
  • zitao: it was gucci
  • minseok: i just pissed my pants
  • zitao: relax jethro i have like ten more at home
  • minseok: what
  • zitao: eleven including the one i gave to candy
  • minseok: you have eleven gucci watches, one of which is for your dog, and you still gave me a fucking slurpee for my birthday
  • zitao: at least it was a jumbo size
  • minseok: you're dead to me
  • -
  • yixing: life is fantastic
  • kyungsoo: you're a cheery mf today aren't you
  • yixing: why are you so pessimistic, go inhale another corndog
  • kyungsoo: i can't eat too many, i'm corn intolerant
  • yixing: that's not a thing
  • kyungsoo: i'm also mildly allergic to dogs
  • yixing: that's,,,, not how it works
  • luhan: don't bother this is from the same guy who didn't know how dna works
  • kyungsoo: no more kimchi spaghetti for you
  • -
  • sehun: cotton candy BITCH
  • chanyeol: this is your fifth one, stop it
  • sehun: i am in love with this shit
  • chanyeol: diabetes says hello
  • sehun: i might dye vivi this colour
  • chanyeol: what the fuck she's not an easter egg
  • sehun: doggosthetic
  • chanyeol: s e h u n that's abuse pLEASE DON’T DO THAT
  • -
  • yifan: aw fuck
  • junmyeon: what now you overgrown baby
  • yifan: i'm too tall for the bumpercars
  • junmyeon: too bad
  • yifan: this is no fair
  • junmyeon: go ride something else you ingrate
  • yifan: that's it i'm putting you on the death drop
  • junmyeon: you better freaking not
  • yifan: hi yes one ticket for the death drop
  • junmyeon: nonononono im sure i don't meet your height requirement eheheh
  • yifan: don't worry dear, they have seats for shrimps like you!
  • junmyeon: WU YI FAN YoU fUckeR
  • yifan: enjoy bitchy!!
  • junmyeon: YoU haVe a laWSUiT oN YoUR handS
  • -
  • baekhyun: OFF TO THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS WE GO
  • jongin: i love the fact that i still look hot in all of these
  • jongdae: hey baekhyun this mirror's got me looking just like you
  • baekhyun: how so?
  • jongdae: makes me look ugly as shit
  • jongin: im piSSing
  • baekyun: this kind of commentary is the reason no one loves you
  • -
  • luhan: haunted house, leggo
  • zitao: fuck this shit i'm out
  • minseok: nah i'm in let's do it
  • yixing: zitao i'll protect you
  • zitao: too late i'm already crying
  • minseok: oh ShiT i am Spooked
  • zitao: AHAHADSHJF UHUHUHUH WAHHDHJFF
  • luhan: his soul has left him
  • yixing: you made it taozi, i’m proud of you
  • zitao: thanks yixing, the only thing that helped me through it was the fact that those goblins back there kinda resembled you and it was really funny
  • yixing: wow, this is basically bullying!
  • -
  • junmyeon: well boys, it's been fun
  • kyungsoo: no it has not
  • junmyeon: but we must head back to hell
  • yifan: he means home
  • junmyeon: trust me, i mean hell

anonymous asked:

To be honest, even if they decide not to make it canon, there is no reason for people to feel so upset because? There'd still be nothing stopping us from shipping it? Like, that was "ship and let ship" was originally about, letting people be free to ship crack and non canon ships (not those super unhealthy ones lmao). I'm still positive it will happen, both because of reasons you already explained and because I tend to get lucky with my ships, but if it doesn't, that's okay too? Just my thoughts

before i start, i want to clarify this: i say all of this while i detach from my bias for the ship, i am taking in all that we’ve been shown and all that’s been said in interviews and putting it together. i’m truly trying to put things together in the way it would most make sense with all the stuff we’ve been told. what would make most sense story wise. i know i’m not one of the writers for the show or anything dhgfsvsydf this is literally all just my views and thoughts.

i think the reason most people are upset about the possibility of it not happening is that they would just really like to see themselves in what they’re watching? of course, rep can still happen even if klance doesn’t happen. lance can still be bi or pan (i’m definitely 100% on lance being revealed to be LGBT), keith could still be gay or bi etc, another character could be revealed to be Not Straight, another LGBT couple could be canon, but… i think a lot of people really like klance in particular because it just has a lot of potential? like, the build-up between them so far is a really perfect set up for a romance to eventually blossom, do you know what i mean? also, it’d be really great and so important for two main characters that are boys to get together on a kids’ show. 

i STILL stand firm on thinking it will eventually be canon, i already figured they had everything planned in advance and most of it already written and such. i’ve always believed that they had klance planned from the start because of the things that were in season 1 and 2 that were very klance-y. they had no idea what the fan reaction was going to be before doing all of that, they did it on their own… and now we know they are not catering to what the fans want. the way they answered the question can also be read as them subtly letting people know that whatever ship is endgame, that they’re not catering to the fanbase and popular opinion… they’re just doing what is natural and best for the story. they don’t want people to think they did it because of how popular it is. as you all probably know, i’ve thought over a lot of ways a romance could go in VLD. i know romance isn’t the main focus but we do know that there will be at least one romance and lance is a part of it. i’ve been over this a million times but it’s a slow burn romance, it’s been said that they like to let their relationships play out naturally over time, they put little things that will pay off later. i know i’ve showed this/talked about this before, but let me share this little part of an interview again:

dos santos is clearly talking about the members of team voltron and them alone. only the people who are on the ship. allura, coran, shiro, lance, hunk, pidge, and keith. we know lance is going to fall in love and as i’ve said before, i don’t think him falling in love with a side character or a character that hasn’t been introduced yet would make sense. i don’t think they’d be able to develop the relationship properly with all that is happening in the show right now. there’s too much drama and shit is about to get real and yeah. he wouldn’t be able to have as much development with that character as he’s been able to have/will have with everyone on team voltron. 

allura is not going to be lance’s love interest, she is not interested in him. she, quite honestly, really does not like it when lance flirts with her. it has been made VERY clear from the start. that would just not be a good relationship to make happen. yes, maybe allura could grow to enjoy lance’s flirting and have feelings for him, but i still think that’d be a crappy romance? like, i don’t enjoy the message that gives? guy flirts with girl, girl is visibly uncomfortable and displeased with this. guy keeps flirting with her even though it’s obvious she doesn’t like it, girl eventually falls in love with said guy? even though she didn’t like how he approached her and acted with her? yucky. wouldn’t really be a good thing to portray to little kids or anyone. i know their dynamic will probably change but still. lance/allura also wouldn’t really fit with the romance being slow burn because we’ve seen from the start that lance likes allura.

lance is obviously not going to end up with coran or shiro, they’re both too old. there is no romantic set up between lance and pidge. their interactions have not had any romantic subtext and they have more of a sibling-like relationship, especially since pidge is 14 and lance is about 16/17. lance and hunk could definitely be possible and i would gladly embrace that if they end up together, i love hance to death. friends to lovers is a great way to go about a romance but like dos santos said, they like to let their relationships happen over time and it’s been said that lance and hunk have been friends for a long time, or at least since they joined the garrison. if the romance is indeed going to be slow burn, i feel like they wouldn’t have those two end up together? just because they say it’s all playing out in canon, right before our eyes and there’s a lot about hunk, lance and how their relationship was before the show started that we don’t know about. they also just don’t have any romantic subtext in their scenes together. it’s pretty clear that they just have a friendship.

my point in all of this is the fact that lance has a lot of build up with keith. i think keith and lance have had the most development onscreen together out of all the other pairings on team voltron. we’re experiencing how they started out at odds and then began coming together, how they have begun to view each other as friends and care for each other. in my eyes, they are the only two who really fit the definition of a slow burn relationship.

all of this being said, yes, i still personally think klance is going to happen… but i am not trying to make other people believe it, too. this is just what i think and what i feel in my gut. yeah, there’s a chance that i’m dead wrong and i’m going to be let down and hurt, i’m aware of that, but i really don’t think so because SO much that points to this, so much supports it. that interview shook people up but they really have to realize that people who work on this show have to be careful about what they say. why the interviewer even asked that question is beyond me… the fans themselves have been good about not asking about that stuff. sometimes writers even say stuff to intentionally throw the fans off, sometimes they lie… they purposefully say things that can cause people to become unsure about stuff. they can’t just say “no comment” because that would give it away. they have to find a way to answer that kind of… brushes it off or whatever. they have to appear neutral. in that interview, they literally did not confirm or deny anything. it’s also important to remember that they hid the fact that keith was part galra… they also put in hints for that. there’s been a lot that hints at klance. they literally hid the fact that pidge was a girl for quite awhile. 

i still think it’s going to happen but yeah, even if it doesn’t become canon, we will always have all the stuff the fanbase creates. yeah, it will suck if it doesn’t happen, but there is nothing we can do about it if that’s what the writers decided on. it’s their story and we have to at least respect that, no matter how it turns out. if klance doesn’t happen, it doesn’t mean we will get no rep. just be patient, let the story play out, enjoy the show. respect the writers. without them, we wouldn’t even have these characters to create AU’s for. hold onto hope if you want, but let it go if you want, as well… just don’t be negative towards the people who still have hope. 

anonymous asked:

I did mean Zen and Jaehee as a couple, so sorry for the confusion!! I hope that it doesn't put you out too much! (Let me know of you get this ask I'm responding on mobile and you know how tempermental mobile can be)

Nah don’t be sorry! I just wanted to make sure I understood correctly. I don’t normally do shippy ? type stuff lol because it’s not usually my thing and I think I’ve only done one other headcanon like this and I’m pretty sure it was also a pairing with Zen LOL!!!! but yeah I’ll write it for ya~


[ZENxJAEHEE]

  • Wow fangirl turned girlfriend what a dream amirite
  • The first time Zen stays the night at her place he of course stumbles upon some (MANYYYY) pictures of himself and printed out reviews of his musicals and various parts etc in her drawer 
    • ………”stumbles”
    • This boy is nosey lmao 
  • Jaehee is immediately embarrassed 
    • “You know about this part I had way back then??” Zen asks, shocked 
    • “…O-of course! The way you portrayed the emotion and sorrow…it’s honestly why I started to become a fan of your work…”
  • Zen immediately kisses her 
  • Usually, a relationship wouldn’t work with a fan 
  • The majority of people, and his fans, just want to be close to him because of his looks 
  • But it’s clear that Jaehee adores him for his craft, his skills, and that means the world to him 
  • She literally fangirls on the couch when he practices his lines or reads from scripts in front of her 
  • It’s like a dream to be able to see this all first hand 
  • And of course, she is discreet, even though she would LOVE to post spoilers on the fan sites she runs 
  • Zen loves her neat and tidy style 
  • He loves that she gives him his space and he doesn’t even have to communicate that he needs it 
  • He got her eating healthier 
  • Once, for a role, she showed him some martial arts moves 
  • Zen is low-key (high-key) scared or grappling with her because he may have muscle but she has MOVES and has reduced him to rubble more than once 
  • He’s enamored by the fact that she can be so tough and yet…so soft at the same time 
  • Jaehee has all of his beauty products on regular order so he never has to worry about restocking, it all just comes in the mail right on time 
  • Zen is also the master of surprise and before she knows it he is coming home with flowers and her favorite sweet, or she is waking up to breakfast in bed just because 
  • Protects her at all costs 
  • Zen thinks her advice is law and he admires how absolutely wise she is in ANY situation 
  • She never wants to go out with him because she is afraid…terrified honestly, that her being with him will taint his career 
  • Zen is in a constant state of schmoozing and sweet talking her into taking walks with him 
  • Or going shopping 
  • Just ANYWHERE 
  • He’s always trying to prove to her that he doesn’t care what anyone thinks, he wants to show her off and let everyone know he is in love 
  • Which…in her heart of hearts, makes her blush like mad and scream internally 
  • Jaehee nags a bit at him so he washes his face and takes care of his body even when he’s in a low moment 
  • Zen will not stop until Jaehee realizes how absolutely amazing she is, and how much he envies her qualities and brains 
  • LOTS of looking at each other naked…in awe 
  • They both love…Zens face 
  • And talking about Zen 
  • And rewatching things Zen has been in 
  • So a big couple favorite of theirs is watching musicals Zen has been a part of 
  • Or going through social media and the fan sites Jaehee runs, to look at what the fans are saying 
  • Basically anything that involves gushing about Zen (and him gushing about himself) is a biggie for them 
  • Jaehee teaches him how to use computers 
  • Kinda 
  • They love going shopping together 
  • Jaehee LOVES to see him in different outfits 
  • Of course…Zen loves seeing her dressed up in different things as well 
  • Zen tries to control himself but sometimes he can’t help getting handsy
  • And Jaehee gets a bit nervous and embarrassed but she loves that he is so affectionate, because it’s hard for her to be forward like that 
  • Plus its ZEN 
  • And he adores the innocent blush she gets when he makes a move on her 

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character: park jihoon.

genre: fluff, soulmate!au.

word count: 1234w.

concept: you can only see in color what your soulmate has touched.

summary: your soulmate needs to rethink his fashion choices.


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red-paladin  asked:

jumping on the siblings-fight train here. how about pidge and lance have a huge fight and pidge goes to her room and when she slams the door angrily, she sees the death note she recently got from daddy keith as a little present (after they both binge watched it together) and in her anger she decides to write lance's name in it. but then she suddenly gets scared and runs to lance's room but he doesn't answer (because he's upset too) so she runs to her daddies to confess she killed her brother.

[The Voltron Family] Another weekend at the Shirogane household, everything was the same except for the fact that Pidge was banging on the kids’ bathroom at the second floor. “Open up, Lance! You’ve been in there for an hour!” 

“You’re exaggerating, you small baby,” came Lance’s reply from the inside, voice not too clear because of the running water. “I’ve been here for only 20 minutes. I have a routine.”

“What routine? You’re seven! Seven-year-olds don’t have routines!” Pidge retorted, getting annoyed every passing second. “Open up! I left my hair scrunchies in there!”

“Lalalalala, can’t hear you!” 

“Argh!!!” Pidge had had enough. She balled up her fists and shouted as loud as she could, “DADDY SHIROOOO!!!”

As soon as Daddy Shiro unlocked the door with the master key, Pidge stormed inside the bathroom and saw that Lance was by the sink, in front of the mirror putting a lot of hair gel. He was surprised to see the door opened and with Pidge puffing her cheeks angrily.

“You are the most selfish person I have ever known!” She cried out, grabbing her hair scrunchies on the sink. “I hate you and everything you stand for! No matter what you do, no girl is ever going to like you because you’re ugly!”

“Pidge!” Shiro looked at her pointedly as she passed by him on her way out.

It was no secret that Lance and Pidge would usually fight over silly, petty things. They got along fine, but not all the time. Only Hunk was the good one and Pidge adored him, shockingly, so did Lance, but whatever. When she entered her room, she stomped her feet angrily. 

“Argh! I hate Lance so much, I wish I could just—” she balled up her fists and slammed it to her bed. Her eyes landed on a notebook by her desk. It was the Death Note Daddy Keith bought for her as a gift after watching the anime a few weeks ago. She grabbed the notebook, opened it and took a pencil.

Her hand hovered over the first page. 

The human whose name is written in this note shall die. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.

She didn’t know if it really worked. Daddy Keith said it did, that was why she hadn’t written any name on it yet. But it couldn’t be 100% real, right? It was from an anime show after all. But Pidge didn’t give a damn. So she wrote:

Lance Shirogane

She stared at her writing and suddenly her heart started to beat so fast. Her eyes widened in fear. She had done it. What if the note was real all along? Oh god. Lance.

She got out of her room and looked for her brother. He wasn’t in the bathroom anymore, so that only meant he was in his room. She ran as quickly as she could and tried opening the door to Lance’s bedroom. It was locked. Oh god. 

She knocked on the door and shouted, “Lance! Lance are you in there?!”

No answer. She tried again and still no answer. She stepped back and stared at the door and then ran back to her room and grabbed the notebook. This wasn’t happening. She needed to tell her daddies even if it meant they would hate her. She ran to the master bedroom and found them on the bed watching a movie.

“Pidge? Are you alright?” Daddy Shiro asked upon her arrival.

“I killed Lance!” She cried out, tears flowing down her face.

“What?” Daddy Shiro asked, tilting his head. “Come here.”

“I… I…,” she stammered and presented her Death Note. “Daddy Keith gave me this notebook and I… and I wrote Lance’s name and now he’s dead. He’s in his room. Locked. No longer breathing and I was the one who killed him. I’m so sorry,” she sobbed as she held onto Shiro. “Please don’t hate me.”

“What?” Daddy Keith asked when he got hold of the notebook. His eyes widened in fear as he looked at Pidge. “What have you done, baby girl?” he gasped.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”

Keith,” Daddy Shiro gave Daddy Keith a look. 

“Alright, alright,” Daddy Keith was smiling fondly? Why was he smiling? Was he so happy Lance was finally dead? Did he hate Lance that much? What kind of daddy would want his son to be dead? Even Pidge didn’t want Lance to die.

Daddy Keith sat up and pulled Pidge. “Come on, sweetheart. I think you owe someone an apology though.”

“I can’t apologize to a dead body,” Pidge raised her eyebrow.

“You’d be surprised that you actually could,” Daddy Keith smirked.

“What is up with Lance and locking doors? Even we don’t lock doors. I need to talk to this kid,” Daddy Keith muttered as he used the master key once again.

When the door opened, Lance’s was on the bed and Pidge cried even more. The guilt was too real as she walked slowly to Lance’s dead body. “I’m so so sorry, Lance.”

Lance sat up and Pidge screamed, hitting him in the tummy. “What are you doing?! That hurts!” He tried stopping Pidge from doing any further damage.

Upon realizing that Lance was actually alive, and not a zombie, Pidge’s tears fell and she smiled so wide. “LANCE! YOU’RE ALIVE!!!!” She pulled Lance into a big hug. “I’m so sorry! You’re not ugly!! I take it back! I’m going to erase your name in my Death Note, so don’t worry about that.”

“What? What is going on?” Lance asked, looking so confused. 

“Apparently your sister wrote your name in her Death Note,” Daddy Keith answered, standing by the door with his arms crossed.

Lance’s eyes widened and turned to his sister. “Pidge! How could you!”

Saving Grace

​​​​​​pairing: lafayette x reader
words: 3000 (i know guys i’m so extra lmao)
warnings: blood, war, things of that nature, ending is literal crap because it’s 5 in the morning
summary: reader is a battlefield nurse who must take care of a wounded Laf, who becomes smitten with his savior.


You had always been different. It was just a fact.

When you were a young girl, only seven, you acquired a reputation with your classmates of being a tomboy. You weren’t interested in such things as clothes and looking pretty—in fact, you hated such ideals. Instead, you preferred to play with the boys in your school, searching for bugs and rocks in the scratched ground, hiking up your skirts in such an undignified manner that your highly proper mother would surely have fainted at the sight.

She was certainly upset when you enlisted to be a battlefield nurse. You had always been interested in medical topics and signed up nearly right after you heard. As soon as she found out, she came flying into the room, managing to look dignified even as her numerous skirts and petticoats flew out behind her in a bustling mass that reminded one of a ship at full sail.

“(Y/N), you have done many unwise things before, but this—” here she waved her hands about helplessly, hopelessly “—this tops them all. How could you, young lady? You could be killed! You could be traumatized or catch an illness and die! What were you thinking?” You rose, incensed.

“Mother,” you said, in a low, angry voice, “this is the only way I can help the Revolution. I can’t fight, I can’t run for office, and I cannot vote. I am hopeful that this will change one day, but I am not about to sit around at home and do nothing! At least this way I am able to help men who can make a difference by saving their lives and putting them back on the battlefield!” Your father had come in by now, drawn into the living room by the loud voices of you and your mother.

“What is going on?” he shouted over the two of you.

“Your daughter—” your mother spat at the same time you said, “Mother doesn't—”

“One at a time,” your father said, spreading his hands in a gesture that clearly meant slow down.

“Your daughter has enlisted to become a battlefield nurse,” your mother said angrily. “I have tried to warn her of the dangers of such a profession, but she refuses to listen. Dear, please tell her not to go.” You uncrossed your arms, gazing intently at your father’s face. You knew his abolitionist beliefs ran deep, causing him to support the ongoing rebellion. Doubt played over his face; he was clearly torn between his beliefs and love for you and the desire to please his wife. He opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.

“As disappointing as it will surely be to you, my dear,” he said, motioning to your mother, “I have to agree with (Y/N). She is able to help our country in this position and I believe it will be better for her than just sitting at home and revolving through the social circles.” Your mother’s face grew stormier still.

“We have no country! We belong to England! It is simply a passing phase, a small period of rebellion that will be subdued! And (Y/N) needs to become acquainted with the ins and outs of social life! It’s the only way to find her a suitable match and you know it!” she cried.

You sighed. This again. “Mother, I want to choose the man I marry. Love shouldn’t be forced. It should be mutual and founded on deep trust and respect. I’m not interested in flirting and gossip. When the right man comes along, I’ll just—well, I’ll know it.” You and your father both knew what came next—the long spiel about how your parents’ marriage had been arranged and how they were just as happy as any natural couple.

He dragged your mother out of the room with a soft “Let’s go, dear,” and a pitying look that you knew meant he would try to talk some sense into her. He must have been somewhat successful, for you were off to training in a matter of days.

There were twenty other young women in the class with you, which was considered a high number, and you were put under the charge of the local doctor, who was known to be surly at the best of times. However, your talent became clear and you soon left everyone behind in terms of progress. He couldn’t help but admire your skill, and he gave you many kind, if rather gruff and grudging, compliments.

After three weeks of training, it was clear that you needed to be sent out to the lines as soon as possible. Someone with your level of skill couldn’t be left behind; you were needed. You were told that you would be sent out to a battlefield to serve Continental troops under General George Washington. He was famous everywhere, and you were always swamped with questions at social events.

The ride to the camp was somewhat lacking in comfort; you rode in a carriage drawn by a horse who seemed bent on running the vehicle across every single rut and stone lying in the street. However, you emerged from the two-hour ride all in one piece, if a battered and bruised one. You were greeted by a young soldier who looked to be about twenty years of age. He snapped a crisp salute.

“Miss (Y/N), ma'am?”

“Yes, that’s me. The new nurse.”

“I am Sergeant Locke. I have been ordered to show you to your quarters. Doctor Scott will show you everything you will need to know tomorrow.” There was something odd about the man—he wasn’t even in a proper uniform, but he exuded all the cocky confidence of a British officer. It wasn’t exactly a negative thing, it just seemed odd and out-of-place in such a situation.

“Thank you, Sergeant.” He held out a hand for your luggage and marched smartly to a small tent towards the center of the camp.

“This one’s yours, ma'am,” he said, placing your suitcase on a small table made of dark wood in one corner of the tent. “Try to sleep. It may be the only rest you get for who knows how long.” He left on this cheery note.

You dropped into the single straight-backed chair, exhausted, and looked around the bleak interior of the tent that was now yours. You didn’t know what the next day, week, month, however long, held for you. Death and suffering beyond imagining would be manifested to you, and you knew that it would shape you for the rest of your life. Of course, you didn’t realize just how important your service would end up being. You were just concerned with sleep; you needed it after that horrendous ride. Despite your new surroundings and forebodings of the following day, it came quickly.

——-

Fortunately, Doctor Scott was the nicest man you could ever hope to work for. He was also unexpectedly old. You had imagined a man in his mid-thirties, maybe, but he was around sixty. His hair stood up around his face in a round, white shock, and his clear blue eyes were framed by small rimmed glasses. However, despite his age, his spotted hands were gentle and skilled. You liked him at once, and he couldn’t help but feel the same. You were a young, pretty woman who was clearly passionate about what you were doing. No matter how bad an injury was, you always kept your wits about you and worked calmly in life-or-death situations. Hundreds of lives were saved because of your work. You did so well that General Washington himself commended you on your successful treatments. Everything was going perfectly—that is, until one day, a certain patient came to the medical tent and shattered life as you knew it into shards.

The Marquis de Lafayette.

——

“Critical patient coming! Miss (Y/N), you’re needed!” a minor doctor yelled. Two soldiers came rushing in, stepping quickly but carefully, bearing a stretcher between them. They hoisted it up onto the table and released their grip. You wiped your hands on a towel and hurried over to check the wounded man.

Needless to say, you were blown away.

He he was badly battered and bloodied, but you could see that underneath the caked dirt and dried blood, he was undeniably attractive. His skin was a rich brown color, a nearly perfect match of the coffee you made for your father every morning at home. His hair spiraled from his head in thick corkscrew curls, and his defined jawline was dotted with stubble. His large mouth opened slightly to reveal very white teeth, and his eyes were closed and drawn tight with pain, despite his unconscious state.

You took this all in, then shook your head. “What has happened to this man?” you asked hurriedly.

“Shot in the leg, he was, marm,” answered one soldier. “Blood everywhere, there was. Passed out about a minute after bein’ wounded, I’d say. Shot mighta severed somethin’ important.”

“Thank you,” you said, your mind working quickly. “Please step outside for the time being. I need all the room I can get.” They did as you said, and you got to work, lifting up the cloth covering his lower body.

The wound was much worse than you expected. His entire leg was stained with the blood from the gaping hole in his lower thigh. You quickly tore off part of his pants, trying to subdue the rising color in your cheeks. He made a small, soft groan of pain, and you saw his eyes slowly, and with no small effort, blink open.

Chocolate. His eyes were rich, dark chocolate.

——-

Blurred shapes. A light-colored streak directly in front of him. After the shades came the pain. Then the darkness, the nothingness. But then, too soon, the light was back. No, no, let me go back, he thought. The darkness is better. No pain there. But the light refused to go, would not stop coming at him, growing until he was able to move and was hit with waves of pain. He groaned, the quiet sound too small to express the hurt. Then his eyes opened, two slits of the world revealed.

And what saw made his eyes widen immediately. He didn’t even feel the pain for a moment. He saw what could only be described as an angel.

Her hair was what he saw first. Shiny and soft-looking, it was tied back. Strands of it escaped from its confinement, reaching down to frame her face like a crown. He smiled internally. Your halo is tattered.

The face her hair framed was the most beautiful thing he’d ever witnessed. The soft curves of her cheek, her eyelashes, the more angular lines of her nose, her upper lip. I have never known beauty before now, he thought. Now I have found it.

He sank into the darkness again, but this time, it had to pull at him more insistentently.

——

He had stared straight into your eyes for what seemed forever, then wandered around your face, his mouth parting slightly as if to say something. Then he went under again, and you shook yourself. Get to work, you thought. This man could be dying.

——

He made it through the night. That was the first sign toward a good recovery. A few of his veins had been severed, but you were able to tie up the loose ends. However, his lower leg remained pasty and colorless. You had your doubts about whether or not he would ever regain the use of his leg. The word amputation even crossed your mind a few times. Although you were most worried about the fact that he was still unconscious. He hadn’t felt a thing as you were touching his wound, and that concerned you. However, you decided to clean off some of the dirt and dried blood that caked his face.

You made your way over to his bedside with a bowl of cool water and a cloth and began softly wiping off the grime.

This time, his eyes fluttered open to meet yours, and you were shocked again by the concentration of the color, the intensity of the pure pools of brown. He croaked out something unintelligible, and you leaned closer, furrowing your brow. He tried again, but couldn’t speak. However, you could tell that his mouth was forming the word “water.” Working quickly, you filled a cup with fresh water from a pitcher and held it up to his mouth. He drank with some difficulty, then sank back onto the pillows, exhausted. You looked concernedly at him. His eyes found their way to your face again, and you couldn’t stop the blush staining your cheeks no matter how hard you tried.

“Your name…What’s your name?” he asked, hoarsely.

“(Y/N),” you told him. “How are you feeling?”

“Like I’ve been shot,” he responded, the corners of his mouth twitching up.

You listened to his voice. There was a heavy lilt to his voice; his words were laced with a rich, lovely accent. “Are you—French?” you asked him.

“Oui, mademoiselle. I am Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette, Marquis de Lafayette. But those who know me call me Lafayette. It is a sort of a—how you say—nickname.” Your eyes widened. This man was one of the most important men in the Continental Army. You felt even more of a duty to get him back up and fighting.

“And, mademoiselle, I must say that I have seen wonders great and small, but none so stunning as you.” Your eyes widened at the unexpected compliment.

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. I am considered quite…plain at home. Ordinary,” you told him.

“In all of my native France, there has never been a fleur so magnifique.”

You understood enough French to know what he was saying. Feeling suddenly flustered and awkward, you excused yourself. “I…I must be going. Please tell me if you need anything.” He nodded and lay back down.

“Thank you,” he said.

——

However hard you tried, you couldn’t get the Frenchman out of your head. His words swirled through your mind, bringing a smile to your face every time. You were required to administer to him every day, and you savored the time you spent with him. He told you stories about France and you told him about your family, how your mother wanted to arrange every aspect of your life and how you wanted to be free, independent, able to make your own choices. And each time you looked into those chocolate eyes and softly wiped down his forehead and heard his lovely accent, you couldn’t help but fall more in love. Despite his words the first time you spoke, you couldn’t help but feel that he didn’t feel the same. He was an important figure in the newborn American cause, a famous soldier and diplomat. You were just you. The everyday battlefield nurse; nothing special. However, you didn’t see his eyes following you when you were busy around the tent, humming to yourself and straightening up anything that needed it. He saw your instinctive ability to please without trying, to brighten the day of every soldier you cared for. The look in his eyes as he gazed at you would have made you melt, but you were busy and never once thought that he could love you back.

Even General Washington noted how highly he spoke of you when he came to check on your patient.

“Keep treating him well, (Y/N),” he would tell you.

“Yes, sir,” would be your reply.

It wasn’t until he was leaving the medical tent that you realized how much he really meant to you.

You walked into the tent, then stopped short. His bed was empty, unoccupied. You ran out to the door of the tent, and saw his form walking away, steadying himself with a large stick when needed.

“Mister Lafayette!” you called after him.

“Ah, Miss (Y/N),” he responded.

“Where—where are you going?” you asked, anxiously.

“Why, haven’t you heard? I’ve been cleared. You have done your job well,” he told you, grinning his wide smile that never failed to make you go weak.

“Oh,” was all you could say.

“What, does the lovely nurse miss me already?” he asked, teasing in his voice.

“I—I didn’t think you’d leave so soon,” you told him. You had never felt weaker, more powerless in your entire life. “I won’t see you again.”

“My dear lady,” he said, stepping closer to you. “I practically have free range of this camp. I will always find you. Besides, you mean too much to me. I could never leave you behind.” And with that, almost before you knew it, his mouth was on yours and the rest of the world vanished. His lips were finally, finally yours.

You made a small sound and he pulled you impossibly closer to him, his arm snaking around the small of your back, its strength evident. Your hand tentatively reached up to do what you had wanted to do forever, to run your fingers through his mass of ebony corkscrew curls. And it felt so right that you didn’t even think of letting go, of stopping, even when a voice screamed out,

“Good God!”

Sergeant Locke was scandalized.

anonymous asked:

Hey just purely curious, absolutely no hate whatsoever, you seem like a super chill person who won't get mad so I thought I'd ask you- what makes you like Laxum? Like it's adorable and the art is super cute but in the actual show Lance doesn't rly like Plaxum romantically until he finds out she's hot. It just seems a bit shallow to me. Again, no hate or shaming at all (love Lance w/ all of my heart would never hate), I'm genuinely curious of your opinion on this.

for one thing i’m super glad that a lance/female character ship is actually getting popular in the fandom because you don’t really see that often and like, it just makes me really happy because a big majority of the fandom hcs him as bisexual so it’s good to see both sides of his sexuality being represented (if he’s hc’d as bi i mean)

why do i ship laxum tho? i think it was cute when plaxum gave him a kiss, like i don’t think he was interested at first because of the jellyfish on her head and he didn’t know what she looked like so of course he would have been like “ew” when he got a stinky jellyfish kiss. and like, you didn’t see him act the same as he did finding out plaxum was really pretty when they met florona and she was really pretty too. personally i interpreted the situation as “ew gross a stinky jellyfish- waiT ohhhH”. but i guess it does seem a little shallow if you look at it differently :0

i think they’d make a fun duo? she’s a badass rebel mermaid and lance is a hopeless romantic goofball so i think they have a pretty fun dynamic, albiet pretty underexplored. they saved the mermaid planet together, which was pretty cool to see. right now i don’t ship it as much as like klance or heith but i certainly think it’s a cute ship! plus lance is shown to be a big mermaid nerd so he’d probably think having a mermaid gf would be the coolest shit lmao

anonymous asked:

This is a beyond dumb question but I need reassurance. Do you think Kaz cares that Inej is small chested? Like I'm trying to rack my brain of a scene where he could tell so that I know he doesn't care. Help?

i’m so sorry i took so long replying to this, but here ya have an imagine/headcanony thing to calm your anxious mind lmao (and tl;dr: he honest to god doesn’t give a shit)

- at a state reception in ketterdam that kaz decides to infiltrate in order to make $ (and also bc he’s started a side-line collecting intelligence for his new bff nikolai lantsov, oops) everybody obviously has to look the part, so the girls get bought (stolen) horrendously expensive ballgowns, while the guys take style advice from kaz or disguise as guards.

- nobody knows better than nina herself does just how much havoc she can cause with her looks and her body, so her dress accentuates her curves and is cut out deeply. She basically looks like a bona fide femme fatale, which she is. It’s a look that could kill. A++

- and inej knows it’s silly, but she somehow wishes her dress were more like that instead of being flowing and unrestrictive, because she needs freedom of movement. And she knows that nina doesn’t necessarily want the attention she gets, she’s just realised that since she can’t help the way she looks, she might as well use it to her advantage. And she also knows that slender lines of her acrobat’s body allow her to fly from gable to gable and traverse ketterdam on its rooftops, but just once, she would like to feel the self-assurance that she’d convinced nina draws from her body. She has known men’s desire in her life, but she wants to know that she can cause the weakness in their eyes as she passes. She feels that nina’s curves give her strength, a position of power, although she knows it’s silly.

- nina can tell something is wrong, as inej is unusually quiet in the pleasure boat on the way to the reception. She isn’t sure, but she thinks it may be envy and bitterness she sees in her friend’s gaze and she wants to talk to her, ask her what’s on her mind, but it’s a bustle and rush and the excitement washes over her as they sneak into the ballroom. When she turns to find inej, she has already disappeared into the crowd.

- they are all supposed to shadow different people during the reception and cause distraction while jesper and kaz sweep in to steal a fjerdan diplomat’s dinner jacket, because nikolai suspects it has important diplomatic documents sewn into it. Inej is assigned a watch position. As soon as she sees wylan fiddling with the lights, making them flare up and extinguish, she has to dart around the room stealing ladies’ jewels, etc. to cause confusion.

- she sees nina elegantly move from one side of the room to the other, drawing glances all around. She watches her eat chocolate covered strawberries and drink champagne which is handed to her by various important-looking admirers. As much as she tries to push it down, she feels her envy flare up. She knows that if she looked more like nina, if she had a chest and hips like hers she wouldn’t be consigned to the shadows. She could work out in the open.

- kaz, in conversation with one of nikolai’s advisers, sees inej walk out onto the dancefloor in front of him. He can’t help his flare of anger at her not being on her position. He excuses himself from the conversation in order to follow inej.

- he draws her into an alcove outside. her pained gasp at the unexpected, possessive grip of his hand on her arms sends a shiver down his spine. He isn’t deterred, however, and hisses at her: “what are you doing? You are endangering the whole mission. Why aren’t you on your position?” There is a flash of anger in her eyes in response. “You would think that after years of experience in the pleasure house i could be trusted to incite distraction in that way.” The words are bitter and kaz knows she doesn’t mean them.

- “i don’t have much time inej. What is it? We are on a job, in case you had forgotten.” His tone is harsh, but his eyes soften as they look down at her face that is turned away from him. Kaz sees a faint blush creep into inej’s cheeks. “Just because i don’t have a chest like nina’s doesn’t mean i couldn’t do what she’s doing. They always liked the suli for our slender frames. They would ask after us especially. I-”
“Inej, would you really want to do what nina’s doing, when we both know you can hardly bear a man’s touch? Do you really want to go back to selling yourself, even if not fully? This is what you’re good at. I need you to work in te shadows for me. I need you to be my Wraith. I need you, inej.” His words are spoken hastily and harshly. But they hang there between them “i need you”

- “i don’t need you to be any different to the way you are. I don’t need you to be built like nina. For saints’ sake, i wouldn’t-” he swallows, “i wouldn’t care for you any more, if you had a chest like nina’s. Now get back to work.”

- inej leaves to do her bit in the plan, but turns to steal one last glance at kaz. She sees a look of confusion on his face, a look of something like resentment for what she does to him, a look of longing. All this directed at her. She feels the heat rise up her neck for the danger she put the plan into because of her insecurities. If the person, who never looked at anybody but to see how to make profit from them could look at her like that, perhaps there was something alluring about her.

- “oh, sweet, had i known, i would’ve sworn not to be so very liberal with my cleavage for at least a week. No, inej, you really should have told me.”
“It was silly, it was a moment of weakness. You know i could never truly resent you. I - saints, i don’t know what it was that came over me.”
“You are the Wraith. All shadows and ethereal things, while i’m an earthy beauty from ravka. It is what it is.”
Inej smiled at te teasing note in nina’s voice.

listen give me a Hogwarts egobang au where arin is a hufflepuff and he’s at Hogwarts with his best friend suzy who’s in ravenclaw

and one day he’s sitting in the greenhouse trying to wrap his head around the fact that he’s magic (suzy is pureblood and he’s a Muggle-born, she was ecstatic when he told her)

and there’s this skinny boy stretched out in the field next to the greenhouse, watching the Quidditch team practice

arin feels kinda lonely and out of place but the one thing he’s got besides suzy is his art, so he starts sketching the boy since he makes such a good model for different body shapes

and he hears the bell ring and runs off, unaware that the skinny boy had been purposely modeling for him and was sad to see him go

arin makes a slytherin friend named Ross and suzy makes a Gryffindor friend named holly and they start hanging out, arin starts to feel more at home

then one day he’s running late to charms and falls headfirst into someone’s chest

it’s the skinny guy from a few weeks ago and he’s got two other guys with him (brian and barry)

arin recognizes barry bc they’re in the same house, barry says hey just as the skinny boy asks if arin is alright

“y-yeah, I’m fine, shit. sorry dude. I’ve really gotta go I’m late for charms”

arin sprints off, embarrassed but doesn’t hear the boy ask barry who the cute hufflepuff boy was

then arin gets the idea to sign up as the commentator for the Quidditch matches so he tries it and he gets super into it and the crowd thinks he’s hilarious so he keeps doing it

the night after he comments on the gryffindor/ravenclaw match he’s suddenly approached by barry with the mysterious boy in tow

“arin this is danny, I think you two would get along really well”

arin spends the entire night talking to danny, and danny can’t stop laughing and remarking on how funny arin’s commenting is so arin asks if he’d like to try

the next Quidditch match arin has a co-host, the students affectionately refer to arin as “grump” bc he gets so into it and danny as “not-so-grump” bc he’s so chill

as they get older arin starts realizing he has feelings for the other boy and when dan joins the Quidditch team, he still commentates on games he’s not playing in

arin talks to suzy abt his crush bc he doesn’t know what to do and meanwhile the group of friends is getting into all sorts of magical hijinks

all the meanwhile arin doesn’t realize danny stole the picture arin drew of him that first time and treasures it, bc he’s adored the hufflepuff boy since the first time they met

feel free to add to this

silverglimse-productions  asked:

I generally don't think Keith would make a good leader, since I find him way to brash, and quick to blow a fuse around others (especially Lance) and I do kind of think that Shiro was biased in the decision, since he (presumably) has know Keith a lot longer than the other three...

This is so freaking interesting for me, actually???? Because I never thought much about which paladin would make a good replacement leader before season 2. And I was already very involved in the fandom when season 2 came out, so when Shiro chose Keith as a leader I - like most people here - actually shared your opinion. 

But then I started following more Keith-centric blogs instead of just Lance-centric ones and watched Voltron again - and all of a sudden it all made sense to me. Yeah, Shiro knows Keith better than the others, but that’s exactly why he sees the sides of him that make a good leader. Keith might blow a fuse rather quickly when someone attacks him with no convincing arguments to back it up (!!) but he is aware of his temper and has succeeded in holding himself back more than once:

(and Lance is just as quick to react to Keith’s insults as Keith is to react to Lances :P)

Keith has an aura that makes everyone around him instinctively listen to him. Right in the very first episode he has demonstrated this, Hunk, Lance and Pidge followed him without complaint: 

And of course they weren’t all that happy about driving off a cliff but it’s a fact that Keith had everything control. It continues with Keith showing them his board about the blue lion (where he actually proves that he is very analytical - he pierced the majority of the story together on his own and immediately knew that the Fraunhofer line that Hunk had drawn a diagram of fit to the caves he had discovered) (apart from that he also convinced the entire team to follow him to the caves…). 

Keith, out of all the paladins (including Shiro who struggles with his self-image), is the most self-aware. He knows what he can and can’t do, even if he sometimes gets overwhelmed by his temper/miscalculates other factors in his plan that lead to him falling down a cliff instead of catapulting him across it. He listens when someone presents a plan that is better than his own-

-and when he sees something that needs to be investigated (be it because his instincts tell him that or because situation calls for it) he is ready to spring to action:

In the first screenshot he really wanted that quintessence. It was never explained why so we can only assume that his instincts told him it was important (and if that’s true, it’s probably gonna play a major role in the future again because his instincts are almost never wrong). As soon as he realized that he couldn’t handle the situation anymore, he called for an extraction. 

In the second screenshot the Arusians saw fire and sentries in their villages. Keith’s solution was to jump down into the fire. Their spacesuits are most likely heat resistant - they can, after all, survive the absolute 0 of space. He did what the situation required, even if it looked a little rash from the outside, and figured out that it was a trap.

^When Allura and him got locked out of the castle, he turned towards her - but not because he was seeking guidance. It was because he acknowledged that she knew the castle better than him and he was looking for solutions. Keith doesn’t need to depend on other people in stressful situations. He might be an emotional person, but he virtually never panics, which is a very important quality for a leader that the other paladins don’t possess. 

Keith is also a lot less selfish than Hunk, Lance or Pidge. He isn’t quite on Shiro’s level yet but he always places the lives of everyone else above his own. “Everyone in the universe has families!” (S1E4) and “It’s not about the glory, Lance.” (S1E7) are some examples of that. 

[another example of that is the BOM episode: Keith survives and thrives of knowing who he is. So when him being Galra suddenly got thrown into the picture, he had to question everything he thought he knew about himself. He tried everything in his might to regain his footing and that’s when Shiro called him “selfish”. But behold: he gave up on “being selfish” when he was forced to decide between defending the universe or finding out about his past. The moment he decided that yes, the lives of everyone else still are more important to him than knowing about his own, like how it’s always been for him, he snapped out of his low. He knew again who he was and awakened the Blade. Keith is selfless, another quality that the leader of the defenders of the entire universe desperately needs.]

What else… oh, he’s actually a really good team player, both with people he has never met before and people he has trained with for a long time:

(The last pic is actually another example of people instinctively following him - Pidge understood what he wanted and nodded at him, agreeing to his plan. He didn’t need to voice it but she looked at him searchingly and from the way the scene was framed it was pretty obvious that she followed him.)

Keith is an amazing team player and can learn from his mistakes. Take the Balmera episode for example, after Lance had shown him that less direct solutions might be better plans sometimes. He did not understand Lance’s second plan via hand signs, but he came up with the same one all on his own. 

And then!! He has also shown that he is aware of support/space his friends might need!!! 

In the Belly of the Weblum episode he effectively calmed Hunk down. When Lance convinced Hunk to go mermaid searching with him, he pretty much just scared him into it - not Keith though. He might not be the best with words but he tries and it works.

He also understood that Allura couldn’t be forced to accept him. She needed time and he respected that. He wasn’t happy about it, but he respected it and was ready to accept any words she might throw at him when she came to apologize (and that was after the BoM episode where he had more or less made peace with who he was).

Oh and forget structure lmao in the Belly of the Weblum episode there was also this gem:

Keith!!!!!! Is not afraid to give compliments when they’re due!!!!! And Hunk was so proud of himself afterwards - these words meant a lot to him. Apart from Shiro, none of the other paladins have shown to have that effect on other people. 


Listen, I’m not saying Keith would be a perfect leader. Far from it, he still needs to work on his temper (example: when he freaking attacked Zarkon!!!) and on explaining his thoughts to the team. The whole “wandering off on his own because this thing here feels important for the future” is another thing that he needs to work on. But the way I see it, he has more leader-like qualities than the other paladins… uh, excluding Shiro of course :’D

See, Keith isn’t Shiro and will never be him: Shiro leads with example and Keith leads with action and instinct. But that does not make him a bad leader. He’s not afraid of the responsibility that comes with the position, he always takes care of the greater good, he doesn’t panic, he can work in a team, he always listens to everything the others say and accepts their words as facts, he can encourage and compliment people, he is analytical…….. he’s just not experienced in leading more than just himself. But that’s what the team is there for: they have shown to be supportive of him but are aware of his mistakes at the same time and it’s honestly the perfect combination to help him grow in the right direction. I do not agree with those who say that Shiro has made the wrong decision with making him the interim leader^^ He isn’t perfect, but he is the best choice for now (ALSO excluding Allura, she’s an awesome leader).

anonymous asked:

YOUR BLOG IS SOOOO AWESOME---How would Kacchan, Shouto and Deku (separately) react to their s/o being a type of person who rants and ramble a lot about anything? Headcanons plz??Like it doesn't even have to be anything bad to rant about, it could be the best thing ever. My friends tell me that I could rant about anything (especially kpop lololol)

lol i feel you. i am a rambler and you can see it in my writing lol 

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Bakugou Katsuki

-he would find the droning on a bit annoying when he first meets them

-but then it’d gro endearing? like he would begin to need to hear their voice?

-not that he would ever admit it because he is a trash basket tsundere 

-like to hear them go on about him and all the things they like about him

-when he is just hanging out with his s/o, he would ask them to tell him about their day, just to get his mind off of annoying shit

-if his s/o went off on someone and went full on rage rant on that poor s.o.b. he would be pissed because he can handle himself, but also so enthralled with their passion?

-like he doesn’t know if he wants to scream at them or with them?

-this relationship would most likely be a lot like a novela lmao

-because he’s so dramatic and they would be so expressive

-i’d watch that shit

Todoroki Shouto

-i see him being put off by the raw energy at first, too. 

-like he wouldn’t understand how they can go on like that and still have energy for school and hero training

-would like how they could talk in his stead when he really doesn’t feel like it

-would also end up craving the sound of his s/o’s voice when he goes a few days without it (i don’t know their lives, being apart happens shut up)

-would make little jokes with them about how Midoriya’s muttering is almost as severe as their rambling

-this boi would actually laugh with his s/o because their raw energy would rub off on him

-this would kind of shock their classmates though

-like Momo would be so surprised, she would beg them to be around him even more for his character development

-would listen intently to all that his s/o has to say. even after the second (or more) hour of speaking. like he would treat it like there’s a test later

-sweet boi

Midoriya Izuku

-i honestly wonder if he would mutter while his s/o rambled

-like they wouldn’t be able to listen to each other, but wouldn’t want the other to feel like they have to stop

-because aspects of both attributes would infer that they are both, in some ways, thinking out loud and that may, or may not, help them with whatever they are doing. 

-like midoriya struggles to listen to others sometimes because his brain can go like a million miles an hour right? 

-so like if his s/o is explaining something important to him, he’ll essentially get the cliffnotes of what their saying while interpretting it to himself

-i can see this being an annoying couple

-but they would understand each other very well

-but like tsuyu-chan commentary™ would be like “you two talk a lot”

-and then Hadou-chan would make a similar statement

-neither midoriya nor his s/o would hear them though, because they would be on a train of thought that would scare most heroes 

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jealous | chapter five

pairing: baekhyun x reader x chanyeol

genre: angst, fluff, smut

word count: 2,994

summary: baekhyun is heartbroken after you leave him. he decides to start over and try to get over you by moving into a new apartment building where he meets chanyeol. what he later finds out is that chanyeol has been your boyfriend for the past month.

pov: baekhyun + chanyeol diary entries

rating: whether you’re an underage hard stan or a legal soft stan, reader whatever the hell you wanna read.

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October 28, 2017 [Fri.]

[23:45] I am fucking tired. Thank god tomorrow is Saturday because if I had work, I wouldnt be able to wake up probably. Park fucking Chanyeol is such a pain in the ass. I don’t hate it though.

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anonymous asked:

F/R getting nervous about a vacation in /their homeland like ex: Hawaii/ and Reaper, McCree, Tracer, Hanzo didn't know it was their home cause reader doesn't really talk about their home and they usually vacation in the other s/O's home land. Oooh they can meet the readers fam that they didn't tell s/o about like they have a sibling and stuff.

Ok just to recap we’re talking about an F!Reader that is taking their chosen s/o to their homeland for vacation, and they’ve never taken their s/o to said homeland before. The F!Reader has also never really talked about their family to their s/o, and more or less introduces their s/o to the family? Or does the s/o meet the Reader’s family without the Reader’s knowledge?

I hope I got this right. I went with first trip to Reader’s homeland, meeting Reader’s family for the first time. Also a reaction to the Reader having siblings that said Reader never told their s/o about.


REAPER

  • “I’m tired of going back to the same place.” (he doesn’t add but he may as well have said, “so your place better not suck” at the end)
  • He already knew what your hometown was because he has access to all your files (I mean who doesn’t this is a military organization lmao and he’s your superior officer) and says that it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to go (which you don’t) because he’s just going to go on his own
  • You do come along though, hoping in the back of your mind you won’t have to introduce him to your family
  • Unfortunately everyone in your family is your standard sitcom-worthy whacky family ideal, so it turns out they’ve known about your relationship with Gabe because of one stray selfie you sent on Christmas where he was in the reflection of a mirror :P
  • Your family of course guessed correctly, and immediately recognized him when he was out on his own getting something at a corner store
  • They practically kidnap him and you’re called up to meet everyone for dinner “Plus your boyfriend is here having tea! Just saying!”
  • He’s mostly overwhelmed by your aggressively friendly family and after the ordeal of having to put up with enough social interaction for a year, he remarks deadpan, “I can see why you didn’t want to come here”
  • TBH though he actually really liked meeting them because it reminded him of his former life
  • He’ll just…you know. Never tell you.

TRACER

  • “Aw luv, why don’t you want to go over to your hometown?”
  • She wanted to surprise you with tickets, after all everybody loves a change of pace
  • So when you reluctantly add that you weren’t ready to introduce Lena (on account of being gay) to your family, she gets glum but understands
  • She did after all, completely forget that your parents still assumed you were straight.
  • Tracer eventually talks it over with you and says that she wants to support you no matter what, and to “show them how happy we are as a couple”
  • When you’re on the plane or in the car, Tracer is full of questions about everything, and of course she has to ask you everything at once, SUCH AS
  • Where was your childhood home? Where did you go to school to? Did you get bullied? Where was your first kiss? What’s a silly memory you have? Etc etc
  • She was stoked when it was revealed you had several siblings, probably exclaiming like “You never told me Y/N! I can’t wait to get to know your family!”
  • With the parents there are a lot of long talks, and some arguments over the course of years
  • But when it’s clear that you and Tracer are going to stay together, they eventually come to accept you and your girlfriend.

MCCREE

  • Also planned the trip as a surprise, thinking it would make you happy
  • You seem excited but say something like, “I don’t know, I just thought my hometown wouldn’t be interested to you.”
  • Unfortunately this is McCree so he’s all, “You kiddin’?!” and he’s off, going to every trashy gift shop for tourist garbage like silly shot glasses and magnets
  • When you eventually take him to see your family, he immediately befriends your siblings and you’re still kinda baffled how
  • “Guess I’m jus’ a family man!” he grins, hanging out with all your brothers and sisters- if those brothers and sisters are old enough to have kids? They’re all over him.
  • One niece takes his hat :P “Deputy!” he calls her. XD
  • Your mom probably likes McCree immediately, while your father might need to warm up to him more, but it’s clear that he’s such a friendly and good natured guy so it’s kinda hard to not like him, you know?

HANZO

  • He was actually kinda curious as to why you never seemed to object going to Japan all the time
  • And while he certainly doesn’t mind going to Japan all the time, he felt bad that he was always taking you to his homeland instead of ever considering going to yours
  • So, he asks. It almost seems random really, when he asks “Why don’t we visit your hometown this time?”
  • When it’s clear that you’re reluctant, he asks if you’re hiding something from him
  • You know that around him he’s going to keep persisting unless you come clean
  • So, you have to admit that you were nervous about bringing him into see your family, namely that perhaps seeing one would make him upset (he did kinda go through a lot with his…>_>)
  • He reassures you though that isn’t the case- he’s wanted to meet your family because the two of you care for each other, and it seems to be you’re quite close with yours (versus his)
  • He actually quite likes the idea of having a family to write to and think about and care for, as much of a sealed uptight butt as he may be
  • He also, being a traditionalist, wanted to meet your family out of respect “It is disrespectful to be in a seriously relationship with you without notifying your family, namely your parents or any equivalent relatives.” It’s something of a hilarious Freudian slip when he mumbles “Especially if we were serious enough to have intent to marry.”
  • “Does that mean you want to propose Hanzo?” “PREPOSTEROUS!”
  • Give him time.

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Atomwave and “It reminded me of you.”, please?

Ray pulls up in the car and Rip starts groaning like he’s been stabbed, clutching his gut. “Raymond, what the hell did you buy?”

“Oh, it’s a Ferrari F40,” Ray says, “the twin-turbo 1987 make? I dunno, it’s pretty cool, right?”

Rip puts his hands over his mouth and wheezes through his teeth. “Where are we putting that, then? Surely you don’t expect to fit a whole car on the ship?”

“Ask Mick, it’s for him,” Ray says, getting out of the car and tossing the keys to Mick. He doesn’t catch them, and they clatter at his feet–he’s too busy staring at Ray, jaw clenched, tight with shock.

Ray takes a hesitant step forward. “Mick? You…you like it, right?”

“That’s why you wanted to come back to 1987,” Mick says. “Haircut, you idiot. Did you pay for that thing in cash?”

“Oh yeah, right on the show floor!” Ray enthuses. “And besides, I’m not the only one who wanted to come back. Sara said something about buying some My Little Pony toys in mint on card condition to sell on ebay.”

“Okay, but that’s not a Ferrari.”

“Yeah, but some of those toys run for like, a thousand bucks mint on card? Pretty wild if you ask me.”

“You just–you just bought a Ferrari in cash,” Mick says. “Haircut, do you know what money does?”

“I had to get it,” Ray says. “It’s handsome and red and I just–it reminded me of you. That’s all.”

“We’re not putting a Ferrari on the ship,” Rip groans, and Sara elbows him, two huge bags from Toys R Us hanging off each arm.

“Hey, shut up, don’t get in the way of true love,” she protests. “Just because your idea of a romantic gift is buying me royal wedding commemorative plates–”

“Excuse me, I went back in time to Elizabeth’s wedding specifically to buy you a set–”

“A Ferrari,” Mick says, shaking his head and putting his hand on the door. “I just–Ray. You don’t have to do this. I like you ‘cause of you, not your money.”

“And your big dick,” Sara pipes up. “Can’t forget the dick.”

Ray blushes, hiding his face in his hand and grinning. “Well, I just–I thought the surprise would make you happy, I could shrink it down until we get back to 2017 and you could put it in one of your safe houses maybe? Or just–”

Mick lifts his hand away from his face, replacing it with his own, his callused fingers stroking Ray’s face, his thumb running over his jaw. Ray’s lips part just a little, pliant and pink and hopefully pouting at him. 

“Surprised your big brain didn’t think that far ahead,” he teases. “But thanks for the gift. I mean it.”

“Well, as long as you’re happy–” Ray finishes his sentence as soon as Mick’s lips collide with his, a sharp, bruising kiss that makes him cling to Mick’s jacket, melting in pleasure against him.

“Why don’t we take a drive,” Mick says, “before we leave, just you and me, so you can see how happy you made me?”

“Oh,” Ray sighs, laying his head against Mick’s shoulder. “That’d–that’d be nice.”

“Gay,” Sara says, and Mick knocks the bag of toys out of her hands, Ray laughing as Sara and Mick start yelling at each other, bending over to pick up the keys and toss them at Mick. This time, he catches them without looking.