she doesn't know what to do with him at all lmao

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™
  • the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10
  • the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10
  • the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that
  • the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10
  • the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10
  • the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.
  • the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

anonymous asked:

I can't help but hate levi///han now that levi is a dick to hange and doesn't deserve her I read this theory that questiong thing from this month means they are not even friends anymore bcoz levi doesn't feel comfortable enough to call hange by the nickame he had for her anymore and that's sad and also makes me angry because hange is always so nice to him and levi is a douche

Eh, that’s not how I see it.

IMO him dropping that nickname means 1) he legitimately respects her new position and wants to place an emphasis on that by example (humanity’s strongest soldier respecting the new commander is a big deal), and 2) he’s actively trying not to be a dick by throwing out a nickname that is NO LONGER APPROPRIATE – not just due to her rank, but, you know, the fact that she’s lost/damaged/ruined one of her eyes, now. 

The situation that ruined her eye was extremely traumatic: it got her work assistant killed–not to mention all of her colleagues: people’s she’s known for years of her career. This includes Erwin, whose shoes she has to fill right away. I doubt she wants the reminder of that terrible day spat out of Levi’s mouth like it’s some kind of a funny joke when there’s very little chance of her being able to see it that way anymore. I know everyone thinks Hange would take it with a grain of salt and all that (cracking jokes galore), but she has feelings and again: the situation was very traumatic. You don’t see Levi cracking jokes about his traumatic experiences, do you?

Fandom conveniently forgets that Hange is a person who experiences human emotion because they’re desperate to keep the ship dynamic for levihan the same forever.

And look, until we got this information, I think interpreting Hange as the sort of person who wanted normalcy there to distract from the depressing and painful reality was believable and realistic.

But with this information it seems that’s not actually the case.

And that’s okay! There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s okay for your headcanons to be proven wrong on occasion.

And listen to me, here: people change. They grow, and it’s not always apart. Sometimes they grow together, especially after they’ve been through something rough. The fight in Shiganshina was a rough experience. 

Hange has been through a surprising lot, though she’s barely focused on during those chapters. Almost the entire military branch she works in was wiped out. She lost countless acquaintances and friends. Now she has to lead what’s left of it…and without an eye. I wish fandom would stop laughing it off like it’s a cute “fun” injury because it looks “cool.” It was probably highly traumatic and painful for her, not just in the moment, either. The fact that it took so long for her to get treatment might have even been the real reason she lost it. The eye loss is associated with all kinds of trauma, both physical and mental. She’s a soldier, she’s accepted that something like this could happen, but that doesn’t make it easier to deal with; it doesn’t make any of her losses less painful.

So let’s talk about the responsibility that’s instantly clamped down on her shoulders after this, because Hange doesn’t even get a second to herself to just, you know, mourn or be sad. She’s the commander now. And while the SC might have sealed the wall(s), it was at a great price (and still under Erwin’s command almost entirely). Hange is going to have to fight for respect from pretty much everyone. Mission accomplished and all, but now that the walls are sealed, humanity is safe again lmao fuck the Survey Corps do we even need that branch anymore? Hange is going to have to present a case to save humanity and exterminate the titans and she’s going to need all the respect she can get to do that. She’s going to need more soldiers because <10 isn’t going to be enough. She’s going to need money and supplies and gear. I hate saying this, but it might not be something she’s capable of presenting on her own merit because she’s largely unknown by the people. (Her newspaper shenanigans help her case but only in that specific area.) However, humanity’s strongest soldier has pretty much all the respect from everyone in this world. If he has her back and is standing proudly at her side, it probably helps her case immensely. (He believes her, he believes in her, this isn’t some kind of a sick joke.)

I want to remind everyone, too, that when the newspapers start telling “the truth” of humanity’s situation, it’s like a 50/50 split? Lots of people think it’s bullshit. That doesn’t help Hange. Like I said: she needs all the respect and the backup she can get. Literally every ounce.


IMO, Levi dropping the nickname “shitty-glasses” was the best thing that could have happened to the ship. I know people think it means they’re not “equals” anymore, but everyone’s focusing on the wrong thing, here.

Up to this point in the manga we’ve seen Levi treat Hange more or less equally, but even in his attempts to comfort her he’s rough. He calls her by a rude nickname that we’re never sure is supposed to be endearing or not. For all we know, he means it in the way a coworker might call the fat guy in the group “porkchop” or other kids might be mean to a classmate by calling them “four-eyes.” Speculation and headcanons aside, canon hasn’t ever really given us a clear idea of what that nickname meant to Levi, let alone to Hange. She lets him call her it, but that doesn’t tell us much. For all we ever knew, she was used to being treated poorly by her peers.

However, with this new information, it sounds much more like the nickname “shitty-glasses” was, coming from Levi, an awkwardly endearing nickname–one he meant no harm with.

And we see that because he drops it. He goes out of his way to consciously stop a habit of his that would seem disrespectful to other people regardless of what it originally meant between them. Levi respects Hange and this is how he shows it. That’s a big deal.

I’d also like to point out, again, that it’s very likely he does this out of more than just respect for his commanding officer. Levi is hardly one to follow conventions, after all.

Hange is his friend. He cares about her safety and we’ve seen this (beneath the chapel). We’ve also seen him clumsily care about the place she’s in mentally (post-Nick’s death). I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that he cares about her feelings, too. And if this nickname drudges up emotional backlash and trauma for her, then by dropping it he’s showing that he cares about her and respects her as his friend.

the signs as people from my university
  • Aries: That girl who loves partying and socializing with people, she's a fangirl of so many buffed-up singers and she's so pretty. She's kinda judgmental and she's homophobic but she follows so many gay people and likes their posts and nobody in my generation really understands why. She can be really impulsive sometimes and she hates classes but she's a good friend and a funny person
  • Taurus: That girl who is always late, she has social anxiety and she's silent af. Grades are not her forte'. She tries to socialize very hard and everyone is annoyed by the fact that she tries to discuss things that she really doesn't know shit about. She is afraid of some professors, she is christian af and she is kinda lost, but she's a good girl who believes in the supernatural and she always invites us to coffee at her place
  • Gemini: The girl who loves spending time with people, she always loves to discuss about every topic, she knows so much about many things, she's doing great with her grades and she's among the top 5 students in the entire generation. Also, she has PERFECT, sonorous American accent and everybody loves it. She always initiates coffee gatherings but nobody really comes because she's not that much of a leader and her voice is so soft so nobody could really hear when she's talking. She's also a passionate gamer AND in the same time she finds time to maintain her grades and social life
  • Cancer: That (jock) guy who's the tallest one, he's blonde, buffed-up and he's the definition of a straight white boy. He's childish as fuck and he can become very boring sometimes. Once, my colleagues have shooed him out of the cafeteria because he was bothering them. He also tells so many stupid dad-jokes and laughs at his own jokes, flirts with some professors, has been single since forever (not that he's ugly - he's average looking but he's so much boring sometimes because he doesn't have any real friends and he gets excited about people so he doesn't know WHEN to stop). He literally flirts with every single female human being that he can find and he pushes them all away because he's pushy af. He's also introverted and doesn't really know his way with girls
  • Leo: That girl who's one of the top students in the generation. She's always smiling, she has the best grades, she always tries to present this "perfect" image of herself. She is very intelligent and she loves reading, she gets drunk like every second day but that doesn't stop her from maintaining her perfect grades. She's very successful and she's a good leader, she knows all the fresh gossip and she always sits in the first row with her best university friend. In fact, she and her best uni friend are hated by everyone because they're just so successful and everyone's jealous of them. She also secretly hates everybody and gossips with her best uni friend. She and her friend have tons of screenshots ready to blackmail people if anyone says anything against them lmao. But everyone (every zodiac sign) in this generation pretends we like each other so...
  • Virgo: That professor who's VERY detail-oriented and she's a big perfectionist but she can't fix her awful handwriting. She's very successful and she has TONS of potential, she literally KNOWS EVERYTHING about her subjects but sometimes she can really drain us physically and emotionally. She gives us tons of assignments and homework and she always gives us lectures on the most difficult courses. Jfc she behaves like we study in Cambridge / Oxford. But don't get me wrong, she's NOT a bad person. She's actually a VERY good person and at the end of each semester she buys us coffee and tea, she talks with us about our experience with the course and she just wants us to learn some things that we should learn, that's why we perceive her as "difficult" and "problematic"
  • Libra: That girl who loves hugging, has great communication skills and is a social justice warrior. She thinks that she's everyone's friend and she always tries to criticize everyone's opinion, thinking that she'll seem and sound more intelligent. She also listens to rock and metal, she loves children and she smokes a lot, she's very sensitive and she's very friendly. Once, on the Facebook group of the university, she tried to accuse Pisces of something he didn't do and he literally ruined her in front of all those people, that was one of her biggest mistakes she's ever done in uni because she didn't know that that guy can be pretty evil when someone tries to insult/hurt him. The next day in uni she was on the verge of a mental breakdown because that guy really hurt her with his words, making her look stupid and pretentious, and everybody stopped talking to that guy for like, a month or two
  • Scorpio: That girl who's late in class 90% of the time, and those 10% she's not present in class. She is very quiet and she doesn't show particular interest in anything. She doesn't have a taste in fashion and style, unlike most Scorpios that I know. She just wants to go home all the time and nobody knows what she's doing in her life, she's so mysterious and she's not a good teamworker because she doesn't really care about her grades
  • Sagittarius: That girl who can't stop talking and she's always arguing with someone but we all love her. She's very communicative but she's insecure at the same time. She has tons of likes on Facebook and Instagram. She's a VERY open-minded girl, she hates racism, homophobes, nazi scum and racists. She's a really good friend with Leo and Pisces but Capricorn is her bff and her roommate. She has an excellent taste in fashion, style and music and she has S_L_A_Y_I_N_G eyebrows. I think that she's bi/lesbian but maybe she's closeted. She always hugs Capricorn and gets beaten by Capricorn because Capricorn can't stand people touching her
  • Capricorn: That girl who loves vintage notebooks, loves taking studyblr photos and uploads them on tubmlr and Instagram, she loves journeys and we haven't heard her talking for THREE GODDAMN YEARS. She is very antisocial and introverted but she has excellent taste for art, film, music and she's like 24/7 on her phone because it's obvious that she can't stand most of us but she's always sweet and supportive when someone approaches her. Sometimes she doesn't want to talk and she just smiles as a response. She's Sagittarius' best friend and roommate and they've became really close friends. She also loves journeys and she's a daydreamer but she's very intelligent. Her grades are not that good, she's not an attention whore and she tries to be "invisible" but she simply can't
  • Aquarius: That guy with his cockney accent who has insane memory and loves football. He's actually a loner, he's a bit creepy and weird, le loves britpop and indie nd he was one of the best students in the first two years of uni but his grades dropped. He's like, very secretive and he can be pretty arrogant and you just can't sit next to him because he's telling jokes all the time which takes your attention away. He is a loner and once he publicly told us that he used to have cyber sex with his girlfriend because she lived in another country and they've never met in real life (I mean, who tells such things omg Aqua get your shit together). He tries to insult people and he tries to be sarcastic but he can only be sarcastic with the stupid ones. He also thinks that he's a know-it-all and that he's the most intelligent person in the world. He can be really judgmental sometimes and he pushes people away with that
  • Pisces: That guy who always sits in the first row with his best university friend and is one of the top students in the generation. He's also a model, nerd, gamer, works out and whatnot. He is sweet to everyone and talks to everyone but he can be very sassy at times. He was the one who had a verbal fight with Libra because Libra triggered him and he destroyed her verbally. He's really skinny and dreamy and he has a very deep voice and an excellent taste in fashion and style. His style is kinda dark and he's so aesthetic. He listens to some music that no other people in the world listen to but he also listens to some mainstream music. In fact, he listens to whatever he wants and he doesn't really think about what other people think about him. He tends to roll his eyes a lot and he cares about his physical beauty more than he cares about his love life. He's too egotistic and self-centered and he's extremely picky, which makes him single most of the time.
Jimin introducing his girlfriend Y/N to BTS
  • JIMIN: Hey guys, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Y/N.
  • Y/N: Hi :)
  • JUNGKOOK: Whoa! You're really pretty!...Why are you going out with Jimin?
  • JIMIN: Shut up JK.
  • NAMJOON: No he's got a point.
  • JIN: I agree.
  • JIMIN: (To Y/N) I'm sorry about them, they aren't this embarrassing, sometimes.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Must. Kill. Bitch. Who. Stole. My. Man.
  • YOONGI: So how did you guys meet?
  • Y/N: At a coffee shop. I didn't have enough change so Jimin sweetly offered to pay for my drink.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Oh so you're a gold digger.
  • YOONGI: Nice.
  • TAEHYUNG: So Y/N, are you a fan of BTS?
  • Y/N's brain: OMFG YASSSSS AHAHAHAH
  • Y/N: Yeah I've listened to some songs.
  • JIN: Who's your favorite. Never mind I'm sure you don't want to say me in front of your boyfriend.
  • JIMIN: I swear Jin if you weren't a couple years older..
  • Jin pushes his chest out at Jimin.
  • JIN: WHAT? WHAT? What would you do.
  • Y/N laughs at this.
  • JUNGKOOK: Wow, even her laugh is cute. So seriously why are you with Chim?
  • Y/N laughs harder.
  • JIN: So who was your favorite member?
  • Y/N: Well, before I met Jimin it was V, but now that I've gotten to know and love Jimin its him all the way.
  • BTS: OUUUUUHHHHHH
  • HOSEOK: Jimin you better watch out for Taetae.
  • Taehyung approaches Y/N suavely. Even though she only has eyes for Jimin, Y/N is freaking out because Taehyung is her second favorite in the band.
  • TAEHYUNG: Should I sing for you?
  • Taehyung moves to kiss Y/N's hand and the rest of the members are losing their shit, cheering him on. Jimin immediately steps between them and pulls Y/N behind him.
  • JIMIN: UMMM?! DO YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • TAEHYUNG: It was a joke Chim relax.
  • JIMIN: UGH. Let's go Y/N, I knew this was a bad idea.
  • NAMJOON: No don't go!
  • JUNGKOOK: Yeah I still need to figure out why she's with you!
  • JIN: Y/N can you cook? Please, I need to know.
  • Yoongi's brain: Finally. Fucking bitch.
  • YOONGI: (Unenthusiastic tired sarcastic voice) No.. don't go..
  • Y/N: Bye everyone! See you soon.
  • Jimin and Y/N leave.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Exhales.
  • Jungkook's brain: Man, Y/N's hot. I still don't get why she's with him.
  • A/N;
  • All jokes aside, I know Jimin is fine AF. Like helloooOo!! But lmao i just wrote Jungkook like that cuz of the running joke with him ranking Jimin 7th in looks (I'm sure he doesn't really believe that and is just kidding) Anyways, the chat was jokes. Hope you laughed!
  • ~Armygirl

I’m almost too lazy to make this post because God it’s just so self explanatory but my loyalty to Temari runs too deep so here goes: 

They did exactly what I called they were gonna do and made her an over aggressive nagging house wive. This is why I complained over and over again three years ago when I saw they had moved her to Konoha because I KNEW someway somehow they were going to subject her character to this. They want her to be Yoshino 2.0 even though that’s NEVER been who she is because “lmao get it Shikamaru is just like his dad! Parallels!!”. They don’t take the time to think about how her character would actually react because none of that matters now - she exists solely to be Shikamaru’s wife. 

Some people are crying “abuse!” at what she did but I don’t really want to go there tbh. It’s very clear that in the Naruto universe things we find abusive are just par for the course. Calling out Temari in this instance would require we call out basically ever other female character which is not realistic. Domestic violence in Naruto is always played for laughs which is obviously fucked up but not something I think it’s fair to fault the characters for as we’re not intended to see it as abusive (even though realistically it is). No, what I really take issue with is the fact that being an overbearing and strict mother/wife is basically all Temari is given to do. 

This woman was born in one of the most fucked up situations of any character we see. He father was a walking human disaster, her mother was dead, and her youngest brother had a nasty habit of slaughtering anyone who looked at him the wrong way. She has always been strong and confident but throughout the series she softens considerably as she learns caring is not a weakness. She is a better diplomat than either of her brothers and remains calm and collected in even the tensest of situations. Her dynamic with Shikamaru has always been one of mutual respect and understanding which is what makes their relationship work so well (and IMO better than any of the canon relationships we got). Yes, Temari is a take no shit kind of person who probably WOULD chastise her son for his pitiful behavior - but not in the way we’re shown. In Boruto her parenting method basically amounted to “I’m just going to hit you and intimidate you until you get the picture and ultimately just end up listening to your cooler nicer wiser dad.” She doesn’t actually say anything of significance to Shikadai at all - that is reserved entirely for Shikamaru as he’s the influential one in their sons life. Temari is just there to be the ol’ ball-and-chain ~what a drag~ mom whose only dominion is the house she is confined to. THEN there’s the fact that Temari refusing to make dinner inevitably meant neither Shikamaru nor Shikadai could eat - as if a grown man could not make his own dinner and HAD to have his wife do it because it’s her domestic ~duty~. This is extra and dramatic but it actually makes me sick that they’re doing this to her. After everything she went through she would have something worthwhile to add to the conversation other than “bah you’re too easy on him I’m going to withhold meals to prove a point!!!”. She doesn’t treat her brothers like this and they’re consistently shown to value her opinion because her opinion is worth hearing. 

Temari played a crucial role in Suna politics prior to the end of the series. She sat on the council and came with Gaara to all the kage summits/meetings. She was one of the best kunoichi in the series just brimming with potential and strength and ferocity. During the war I began to get annoyed with how much they were making her revolve around Shikamaru’s character because after a certain point basically all her dialogue was in relation to him. That’s when I knew things were about to take a hard left turn for shits-ville and boy was I right. In chapter 700 ALL we see her doing is sitting in a house chastising her son and serving her brothers tea before they head out to a kage meeting without her. We don’t get any indication that she’s still affiliated with Suna, hell we don’t even get any indication that she’s still a ninja. In the boruto manga/movie she doesn’t interact with her siblings ONCE and is not with them in the pit with all the other Kage/advisors. I was happy to see she still had her fan but other than that I left highly unimpressed. Now in the anime she is ONCE AGAIN pictured in a house, serving people drinks and nagging away as if that’s all she’s good for anymore. I know it was played as a joke but that’s exactly what makes me so mad - her character has become nothing more than a trope meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator. The nagging housewive angle truly is the lowest hanging fruit but studio peirrot really could not resist could they.

Nevermind the fact that it would have been way funnier had they subverted the whole “why did you marry such a strict woman” thing by having Shikadai side with his mom instead, saying something to the effect of “why did you marry such an unmotivated slacker”. Can we stop treating Temari like she’s just an overly aggressive loaded gun that’s just one mistep away from going off. I mean I genuinely love Shikatema but I do not think the Boruto anime understands Shikatema. Part of me still wishes they just hadn’t got together because they don’t actually feel like “them” when they’re portrayed like this. No one is being respected as a character. 

Anyway all this to say I’m basically done with the Boruto anime now. I might still watch the next couple of episodes because curiosity is gonna get the better of me but emotionally I have severed all connections. It just comes down to the fact that I cannot handle them so grossly mischaracterizing characters that I have loved since I was 11 years old. I actually don’t mind the new gen when they’re on their own but every damn time they show one of the original characters they manage to fuck them up in some way. We see it with Temari, with Naruto, with Yamato, with Sakura. Hell I can’t stand Sasuke and even I’m mad about what they did to him post chapter 699. I am never going to like the new gen characters more than the original cast so if watching Boruto means seeing them get completely decimated then I’m not gonna watch it. Simple as that. Naruto being an absent father is the worst crime but I have no doubt they’ll continue to top that in future episodes. 

exo shitpost #2: exo at the carnival
  • junmyeon: alright assholes go wild
  • chanyeol: hoo boy i'm going to win me some prizes
  • baekhyun: you suck ass at everything what could you possibly win
  • chanyeol: that thing with the hammer
  • sehun: your arms are two limp noodles lmao
  • chanyeol: fuck you
  • luhan: your weak ass can't even get it past the halfway mark
  • chanyeol: i don't deserve this verbal abuse you try it
  • luhan: what. the fuck.
  • luhan: it doesn't work
  • sehun: excuses are for the cheap
  • luhan: this is bullshit, this game is rigged, and we are going home
  • -
  • yifan: ok junmyeon let us get wild
  • junmyeon: would you fuck off i will not ride a roller coaster
  • yifan: why
  • junmyeon: because i may shit myself
  • junmyeon: but also because i don't want to be seen next to your crusty ass
  • yifan: why did i ever love you
  • -
  • jongdae: fuck yes corndogs
  • kai: holy shit kyungsoo take it slow
  • kyungsoo: i am a hungry bitch today don't speak to me
  • jongdae: did you really just inhale that entire corndog
  • kyungsoo: it's not that big
  • kai: i can personally assure you he's seen bigger
  • jongdae: wow kyungsoo, king of the dick
  • kyungsoo: if you don't shut up right now i might eat you
  • -
  • zitao: fuck i lost my watch, i must have left it on the ferris wheel
  • minseok: you irresponsible fuck what did i tell you about leaving your goddamn shit everywhere
  • zitao: here, take my ice cream and put it on your tits because you need to chill
  • minseok: /rubbing nosebridge/ how much did that stupid thing cost
  • zitao: it was gucci
  • minseok: i just pissed my pants
  • zitao: relax jethro i have like ten more at home
  • minseok: what
  • zitao: eleven including the one i gave to candy
  • minseok: you have eleven gucci watches, one of which is for your dog, and you still gave me a fucking slurpee for my birthday
  • zitao: at least it was a jumbo size
  • minseok: you're dead to me
  • -
  • yixing: life is fantastic
  • kyungsoo: you're a cheery mf today aren't you
  • yixing: why are you so pessimistic, go inhale another corndog
  • kyungsoo: i can't eat too many, i'm corn intolerant
  • yixing: that's not a thing
  • kyungsoo: i'm also mildly allergic to dogs
  • yixing: that's,,,, not how it works
  • luhan: don't bother this is from the same guy who didn't know how dna works
  • kyungsoo: no more kimchi spaghetti for you
  • -
  • sehun: cotton candy BITCH
  • chanyeol: this is your fifth one, stop it
  • sehun: i am in love with this shit
  • chanyeol: diabetes says hello
  • sehun: i might dye vivi this colour
  • chanyeol: what the fuck she's not an easter egg
  • sehun: doggosthetic
  • chanyeol: s e h u n that's abuse pLEASE DON’T DO THAT
  • -
  • yifan: aw fuck
  • junmyeon: what now you overgrown baby
  • yifan: i'm too tall for the bumpercars
  • junmyeon: too bad
  • yifan: this is no fair
  • junmyeon: go ride something else you ingrate
  • yifan: that's it i'm putting you on the death drop
  • junmyeon: you better freaking not
  • yifan: hi yes one ticket for the death drop
  • junmyeon: nonononono im sure i don't meet your height requirement eheheh
  • yifan: don't worry dear, they have seats for shrimps like you!
  • junmyeon: WU YI FAN YoU fUckeR
  • yifan: enjoy bitchy!!
  • junmyeon: YoU haVe a laWSUiT oN YoUR handS
  • -
  • baekhyun: OFF TO THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS WE GO
  • jongin: i love the fact that i still look hot in all of these
  • jongdae: hey baekhyun this mirror's got me looking just like you
  • baekhyun: how so?
  • jongdae: makes me look ugly as shit
  • jongin: im piSSing
  • baekyun: this kind of commentary is the reason no one loves you
  • -
  • luhan: haunted house, leggo
  • zitao: fuck this shit i'm out
  • minseok: nah i'm in let's do it
  • yixing: zitao i'll protect you
  • zitao: too late i'm already crying
  • minseok: oh ShiT i am Spooked
  • zitao: AHAHADSHJF UHUHUHUH WAHHDHJFF
  • luhan: his soul has left him
  • yixing: you made it taozi, i’m proud of you
  • zitao: thanks yixing, the only thing that helped me through it was the fact that those goblins back there kinda resembled you and it was really funny
  • yixing: wow, this is basically bullying!
  • -
  • junmyeon: well boys, it's been fun
  • kyungsoo: no it has not
  • junmyeon: but we must head back to hell
  • yifan: he means home
  • junmyeon: trust me, i mean hell
Saving Grace

​​​​​​pairing: lafayette x reader
words: 3000 (i know guys i’m so extra lmao)
warnings: blood, war, things of that nature, ending is literal crap because it’s 5 in the morning
summary: reader is a battlefield nurse who must take care of a wounded Laf, who becomes smitten with his savior.


You had always been different. It was just a fact.

When you were a young girl, only seven, you acquired a reputation with your classmates of being a tomboy. You weren’t interested in such things as clothes and looking pretty—in fact, you hated such ideals. Instead, you preferred to play with the boys in your school, searching for bugs and rocks in the scratched ground, hiking up your skirts in such an undignified manner that your highly proper mother would surely have fainted at the sight.

She was certainly upset when you enlisted to be a battlefield nurse. You had always been interested in medical topics and signed up nearly right after you heard. As soon as she found out, she came flying into the room, managing to look dignified even as her numerous skirts and petticoats flew out behind her in a bustling mass that reminded one of a ship at full sail.

“(Y/N), you have done many unwise things before, but this—” here she waved her hands about helplessly, hopelessly “—this tops them all. How could you, young lady? You could be killed! You could be traumatized or catch an illness and die! What were you thinking?” You rose, incensed.

“Mother,” you said, in a low, angry voice, “this is the only way I can help the Revolution. I can’t fight, I can’t run for office, and I cannot vote. I am hopeful that this will change one day, but I am not about to sit around at home and do nothing! At least this way I am able to help men who can make a difference by saving their lives and putting them back on the battlefield!” Your father had come in by now, drawn into the living room by the loud voices of you and your mother.

“What is going on?” he shouted over the two of you.

“Your daughter—” your mother spat at the same time you said, “Mother doesn't—”

“One at a time,” your father said, spreading his hands in a gesture that clearly meant slow down.

“Your daughter has enlisted to become a battlefield nurse,” your mother said angrily. “I have tried to warn her of the dangers of such a profession, but she refuses to listen. Dear, please tell her not to go.” You uncrossed your arms, gazing intently at your father’s face. You knew his abolitionist beliefs ran deep, causing him to support the ongoing rebellion. Doubt played over his face; he was clearly torn between his beliefs and love for you and the desire to please his wife. He opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.

“As disappointing as it will surely be to you, my dear,” he said, motioning to your mother, “I have to agree with (Y/N). She is able to help our country in this position and I believe it will be better for her than just sitting at home and revolving through the social circles.” Your mother’s face grew stormier still.

“We have no country! We belong to England! It is simply a passing phase, a small period of rebellion that will be subdued! And (Y/N) needs to become acquainted with the ins and outs of social life! It’s the only way to find her a suitable match and you know it!” she cried.

You sighed. This again. “Mother, I want to choose the man I marry. Love shouldn’t be forced. It should be mutual and founded on deep trust and respect. I’m not interested in flirting and gossip. When the right man comes along, I’ll just—well, I’ll know it.” You and your father both knew what came next—the long spiel about how your parents’ marriage had been arranged and how they were just as happy as any natural couple.

He dragged your mother out of the room with a soft “Let’s go, dear,” and a pitying look that you knew meant he would try to talk some sense into her. He must have been somewhat successful, for you were off to training in a matter of days.

There were twenty other young women in the class with you, which was considered a high number, and you were put under the charge of the local doctor, who was known to be surly at the best of times. However, your talent became clear and you soon left everyone behind in terms of progress. He couldn’t help but admire your skill, and he gave you many kind, if rather gruff and grudging, compliments.

After three weeks of training, it was clear that you needed to be sent out to the lines as soon as possible. Someone with your level of skill couldn’t be left behind; you were needed. You were told that you would be sent out to a battlefield to serve Continental troops under General George Washington. He was famous everywhere, and you were always swamped with questions at social events.

The ride to the camp was somewhat lacking in comfort; you rode in a carriage drawn by a horse who seemed bent on running the vehicle across every single rut and stone lying in the street. However, you emerged from the two-hour ride all in one piece, if a battered and bruised one. You were greeted by a young soldier who looked to be about twenty years of age. He snapped a crisp salute.

“Miss (Y/N), ma'am?”

“Yes, that’s me. The new nurse.”

“I am Sergeant Locke. I have been ordered to show you to your quarters. Doctor Scott will show you everything you will need to know tomorrow.” There was something odd about the man—he wasn’t even in a proper uniform, but he exuded all the cocky confidence of a British officer. It wasn’t exactly a negative thing, it just seemed odd and out-of-place in such a situation.

“Thank you, Sergeant.” He held out a hand for your luggage and marched smartly to a small tent towards the center of the camp.

“This one’s yours, ma'am,” he said, placing your suitcase on a small table made of dark wood in one corner of the tent. “Try to sleep. It may be the only rest you get for who knows how long.” He left on this cheery note.

You dropped into the single straight-backed chair, exhausted, and looked around the bleak interior of the tent that was now yours. You didn’t know what the next day, week, month, however long, held for you. Death and suffering beyond imagining would be manifested to you, and you knew that it would shape you for the rest of your life. Of course, you didn’t realize just how important your service would end up being. You were just concerned with sleep; you needed it after that horrendous ride. Despite your new surroundings and forebodings of the following day, it came quickly.

——-

Fortunately, Doctor Scott was the nicest man you could ever hope to work for. He was also unexpectedly old. You had imagined a man in his mid-thirties, maybe, but he was around sixty. His hair stood up around his face in a round, white shock, and his clear blue eyes were framed by small rimmed glasses. However, despite his age, his spotted hands were gentle and skilled. You liked him at once, and he couldn’t help but feel the same. You were a young, pretty woman who was clearly passionate about what you were doing. No matter how bad an injury was, you always kept your wits about you and worked calmly in life-or-death situations. Hundreds of lives were saved because of your work. You did so well that General Washington himself commended you on your successful treatments. Everything was going perfectly—that is, until one day, a certain patient came to the medical tent and shattered life as you knew it into shards.

The Marquis de Lafayette.

——

“Critical patient coming! Miss (Y/N), you’re needed!” a minor doctor yelled. Two soldiers came rushing in, stepping quickly but carefully, bearing a stretcher between them. They hoisted it up onto the table and released their grip. You wiped your hands on a towel and hurried over to check the wounded man.

Needless to say, you were blown away.

He he was badly battered and bloodied, but you could see that underneath the caked dirt and dried blood, he was undeniably attractive. His skin was a rich brown color, a nearly perfect match of the coffee you made for your father every morning at home. His hair spiraled from his head in thick corkscrew curls, and his defined jawline was dotted with stubble. His large mouth opened slightly to reveal very white teeth, and his eyes were closed and drawn tight with pain, despite his unconscious state.

You took this all in, then shook your head. “What has happened to this man?” you asked hurriedly.

“Shot in the leg, he was, marm,” answered one soldier. “Blood everywhere, there was. Passed out about a minute after bein’ wounded, I’d say. Shot mighta severed somethin’ important.”

“Thank you,” you said, your mind working quickly. “Please step outside for the time being. I need all the room I can get.” They did as you said, and you got to work, lifting up the cloth covering his lower body.

The wound was much worse than you expected. His entire leg was stained with the blood from the gaping hole in his lower thigh. You quickly tore off part of his pants, trying to subdue the rising color in your cheeks. He made a small, soft groan of pain, and you saw his eyes slowly, and with no small effort, blink open.

Chocolate. His eyes were rich, dark chocolate.

——-

Blurred shapes. A light-colored streak directly in front of him. After the shades came the pain. Then the darkness, the nothingness. But then, too soon, the light was back. No, no, let me go back, he thought. The darkness is better. No pain there. But the light refused to go, would not stop coming at him, growing until he was able to move and was hit with waves of pain. He groaned, the quiet sound too small to express the hurt. Then his eyes opened, two slits of the world revealed.

And what saw made his eyes widen immediately. He didn’t even feel the pain for a moment. He saw what could only be described as an angel.

Her hair was what he saw first. Shiny and soft-looking, it was tied back. Strands of it escaped from its confinement, reaching down to frame her face like a crown. He smiled internally. Your halo is tattered.

The face her hair framed was the most beautiful thing he’d ever witnessed. The soft curves of her cheek, her eyelashes, the more angular lines of her nose, her upper lip. I have never known beauty before now, he thought. Now I have found it.

He sank into the darkness again, but this time, it had to pull at him more insistentently.

——

He had stared straight into your eyes for what seemed forever, then wandered around your face, his mouth parting slightly as if to say something. Then he went under again, and you shook yourself. Get to work, you thought. This man could be dying.

——

He made it through the night. That was the first sign toward a good recovery. A few of his veins had been severed, but you were able to tie up the loose ends. However, his lower leg remained pasty and colorless. You had your doubts about whether or not he would ever regain the use of his leg. The word amputation even crossed your mind a few times. Although you were most worried about the fact that he was still unconscious. He hadn’t felt a thing as you were touching his wound, and that concerned you. However, you decided to clean off some of the dirt and dried blood that caked his face.

You made your way over to his bedside with a bowl of cool water and a cloth and began softly wiping off the grime.

This time, his eyes fluttered open to meet yours, and you were shocked again by the concentration of the color, the intensity of the pure pools of brown. He croaked out something unintelligible, and you leaned closer, furrowing your brow. He tried again, but couldn’t speak. However, you could tell that his mouth was forming the word “water.” Working quickly, you filled a cup with fresh water from a pitcher and held it up to his mouth. He drank with some difficulty, then sank back onto the pillows, exhausted. You looked concernedly at him. His eyes found their way to your face again, and you couldn’t stop the blush staining your cheeks no matter how hard you tried.

“Your name…What’s your name?” he asked, hoarsely.

“(Y/N),” you told him. “How are you feeling?”

“Like I’ve been shot,” he responded, the corners of his mouth twitching up.

You listened to his voice. There was a heavy lilt to his voice; his words were laced with a rich, lovely accent. “Are you—French?” you asked him.

“Oui, mademoiselle. I am Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette, Marquis de Lafayette. But those who know me call me Lafayette. It is a sort of a—how you say—nickname.” Your eyes widened. This man was one of the most important men in the Continental Army. You felt even more of a duty to get him back up and fighting.

“And, mademoiselle, I must say that I have seen wonders great and small, but none so stunning as you.” Your eyes widened at the unexpected compliment.

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. I am considered quite…plain at home. Ordinary,” you told him.

“In all of my native France, there has never been a fleur so magnifique.”

You understood enough French to know what he was saying. Feeling suddenly flustered and awkward, you excused yourself. “I…I must be going. Please tell me if you need anything.” He nodded and lay back down.

“Thank you,” he said.

——

However hard you tried, you couldn’t get the Frenchman out of your head. His words swirled through your mind, bringing a smile to your face every time. You were required to administer to him every day, and you savored the time you spent with him. He told you stories about France and you told him about your family, how your mother wanted to arrange every aspect of your life and how you wanted to be free, independent, able to make your own choices. And each time you looked into those chocolate eyes and softly wiped down his forehead and heard his lovely accent, you couldn’t help but fall more in love. Despite his words the first time you spoke, you couldn’t help but feel that he didn’t feel the same. He was an important figure in the newborn American cause, a famous soldier and diplomat. You were just you. The everyday battlefield nurse; nothing special. However, you didn’t see his eyes following you when you were busy around the tent, humming to yourself and straightening up anything that needed it. He saw your instinctive ability to please without trying, to brighten the day of every soldier you cared for. The look in his eyes as he gazed at you would have made you melt, but you were busy and never once thought that he could love you back.

Even General Washington noted how highly he spoke of you when he came to check on your patient.

“Keep treating him well, (Y/N),” he would tell you.

“Yes, sir,” would be your reply.

It wasn’t until he was leaving the medical tent that you realized how much he really meant to you.

You walked into the tent, then stopped short. His bed was empty, unoccupied. You ran out to the door of the tent, and saw his form walking away, steadying himself with a large stick when needed.

“Mister Lafayette!” you called after him.

“Ah, Miss (Y/N),” he responded.

“Where—where are you going?” you asked, anxiously.

“Why, haven’t you heard? I’ve been cleared. You have done your job well,” he told you, grinning his wide smile that never failed to make you go weak.

“Oh,” was all you could say.

“What, does the lovely nurse miss me already?” he asked, teasing in his voice.

“I—I didn’t think you’d leave so soon,” you told him. You had never felt weaker, more powerless in your entire life. “I won’t see you again.”

“My dear lady,” he said, stepping closer to you. “I practically have free range of this camp. I will always find you. Besides, you mean too much to me. I could never leave you behind.” And with that, almost before you knew it, his mouth was on yours and the rest of the world vanished. His lips were finally, finally yours.

You made a small sound and he pulled you impossibly closer to him, his arm snaking around the small of your back, its strength evident. Your hand tentatively reached up to do what you had wanted to do forever, to run your fingers through his mass of ebony corkscrew curls. And it felt so right that you didn’t even think of letting go, of stopping, even when a voice screamed out,

“Good God!”

Sergeant Locke was scandalized.

listen give me a Hogwarts egobang au where arin is a hufflepuff and he’s at Hogwarts with his best friend suzy who’s in ravenclaw

and one day he’s sitting in the greenhouse trying to wrap his head around the fact that he’s magic (suzy is pureblood and he’s a Muggle-born, she was ecstatic when he told her)

and there’s this skinny boy stretched out in the field next to the greenhouse, watching the Quidditch team practice

arin feels kinda lonely and out of place but the one thing he’s got besides suzy is his art, so he starts sketching the boy since he makes such a good model for different body shapes

and he hears the bell ring and runs off, unaware that the skinny boy had been purposely modeling for him and was sad to see him go

arin makes a slytherin friend named Ross and suzy makes a Gryffindor friend named holly and they start hanging out, arin starts to feel more at home

then one day he’s running late to charms and falls headfirst into someone’s chest

it’s the skinny guy from a few weeks ago and he’s got two other guys with him (brian and barry)

arin recognizes barry bc they’re in the same house, barry says hey just as the skinny boy asks if arin is alright

“y-yeah, I’m fine, shit. sorry dude. I’ve really gotta go I’m late for charms”

arin sprints off, embarrassed but doesn’t hear the boy ask barry who the cute hufflepuff boy was

then arin gets the idea to sign up as the commentator for the Quidditch matches so he tries it and he gets super into it and the crowd thinks he’s hilarious so he keeps doing it

the night after he comments on the gryffindor/ravenclaw match he’s suddenly approached by barry with the mysterious boy in tow

“arin this is danny, I think you two would get along really well”

arin spends the entire night talking to danny, and danny can’t stop laughing and remarking on how funny arin’s commenting is so arin asks if he’d like to try

the next Quidditch match arin has a co-host, the students affectionately refer to arin as “grump” bc he gets so into it and danny as “not-so-grump” bc he’s so chill

as they get older arin starts realizing he has feelings for the other boy and when dan joins the Quidditch team, he still commentates on games he’s not playing in

arin talks to suzy abt his crush bc he doesn’t know what to do and meanwhile the group of friends is getting into all sorts of magical hijinks

all the meanwhile arin doesn’t realize danny stole the picture arin drew of him that first time and treasures it, bc he’s adored the hufflepuff boy since the first time they met

feel free to add to this

anonymous asked:

Hey just purely curious, absolutely no hate whatsoever, you seem like a super chill person who won't get mad so I thought I'd ask you- what makes you like Laxum? Like it's adorable and the art is super cute but in the actual show Lance doesn't rly like Plaxum romantically until he finds out she's hot. It just seems a bit shallow to me. Again, no hate or shaming at all (love Lance w/ all of my heart would never hate), I'm genuinely curious of your opinion on this.

for one thing i’m super glad that a lance/female character ship is actually getting popular in the fandom because you don’t really see that often and like, it just makes me really happy because a big majority of the fandom hcs him as bisexual so it’s good to see both sides of his sexuality being represented (if he’s hc’d as bi i mean)

why do i ship laxum tho? i think it was cute when plaxum gave him a kiss, like i don’t think he was interested at first because of the jellyfish on her head and he didn’t know what she looked like so of course he would have been like “ew” when he got a stinky jellyfish kiss. and like, you didn’t see him act the same as he did finding out plaxum was really pretty when they met florona and she was really pretty too. personally i interpreted the situation as “ew gross a stinky jellyfish- waiT ohhhH”. but i guess it does seem a little shallow if you look at it differently :0

i think they’d make a fun duo? she’s a badass rebel mermaid and lance is a hopeless romantic goofball so i think they have a pretty fun dynamic, albiet pretty underexplored. they saved the mermaid planet together, which was pretty cool to see. right now i don’t ship it as much as like klance or heith but i certainly think it’s a cute ship! plus lance is shown to be a big mermaid nerd so he’d probably think having a mermaid gf would be the coolest shit lmao

anonymous asked:

Hey! :) Could i request a headcanon or scenario where MC had a part-time/temporary/full-time job as a Retail Assistant in Toy store or Clothing store or Book store (either 1). MC never had a job before, so she is feeling anxious and doesn't know where to start. She told all these to RFA members + saeran, what will their reactions and response be?

aaaaaa of course~ i’m sorry this literally took forever .-.

also: ToyRUs because I LOVE THAT PLACE??? leggo


Yoosung:

  • right so she’s at the shop just minding her own business 
  • lmao low key avoiding customers like
  • questions?? you got a question ok don’t ask me cuz idunno anythinggggg 
  • someone send her help pls
  • anyway this guy comes up and he’s like “Excuse me miss, where do you sell Legos here?”
  • MC is f r e a k i n g the hell out cuz she doesn’t know???? (literally just got the job yesterday and she missed orientation ok)
  • and then:
  • “Sir, I can help you over here!”
  • it waS YOOSUNG/???!?!!!
  • that’s right, this boy got a job just for you MC

Zen:

  • MC was nervous for the ENTIRE NIGHT before the first day of work
  • and he was tryna calm her nerves (started using some ‘actors-stress-relief’ tactic on her)
  • he walks her to her work place and gives her a special charm to wear so she can think of him whenever she gets lost or scared
  • also did i mention
  • the charm is a fuckin-
  • IT’S LITERALLY A LOCKET WITH HIS FACE INSIDE
  • like that’s great Zen but this ain’t a charm it’s just your face
  • k well she takes it anyway because at this point she’s so desperate she will take anything to calm her internal screaming
  • 2 minutes into working on the shop floor and she hears footsteps approaching so she’s grabbing onto the charm for her dear life
  • and when she turns around it’s literally Zen
  • “Can I ask you something about the store for your entire shift?”
  • yas

Jaehee:

  • she doesn’t get it
  • “MC it’s just work, I do it all the time - literally.”
  • okok but she’s not actually that savage
  • so she makes sure that MC has some coffee and whatever so that she can have a smooth day at work
  • and she drops by during lunch to take her out!!!
  • “MC, how’s the day been so far?”
  • “It’s horrible, customers make me nervous and my boss says that I-”
  • Jaehee cuts her off by squishing her cheeks
  • “It’s only your first day, don’t worry, you’ll get used to it soon enough, trust me… seriously.”

Jumin:

  • “MC, why don’t you just work at my office?”
  • “.. don’t I need a diploma of some sort first?”
  • “But I don’t want you to go abroad to attend university like I did.”
  • MC:
  • ??????
  • ok what?
  • anyway so she finally goes to work and-
  • JUMIN IS LITERALLY FOLLOWING HER IN AND 2 HOURS LATER, SHE SEES HIM WALKING ALONG THE ISLES WITH LIKE 5 SECURITY GUARDS EACH WITH A SHOPPING CART JUST PULLING SHIT OFF THE SHELVES LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
  • “jumin wHAT R U DOIN”
  • “Oh, MC, when is it your turn to be the cashier? I would like you to help me with these items”
  • her eyes are BULGING SO FAR OUT IT’S ALMOST SCARY

707:

  • MC’s getting a job?
  • trololololol
  • time for some fun
  • Mr. Prankster here does not have any sympathy
  • so while MC is working yenno kinda unsure about everything
  • he goes in and messes with her
  • “MC! MC! Where can I find the shoes section?”
  • “… shoe section? um, I don’t- SEVEN THIS IS A TOY SHOP GET OUT.”
  • hehe right
  • 5 mins later:
  • “MC! WHERE’S THE DAIRY SECTION”
  • go awayyyy u poohead

Saeran:

  • lmao he’s so protective
  • he literally just went into the shop and just
  • “kisa shouta-ed” MC (u know what im sayin if u watched SIH)
  • anyway MC was kinda happy because every time she turned a corner she’d see him and it made her feel really relieved
  • but that wasn’t what the manager thought
  • soooo he asked him to leave
  • then he stayed outside and just kinda watched through the windows lmao
  • the manager did that “i-can-see-u” point thing 
  • but the sweetheart stayed outside until her shift was over aweee

saeran u fluffy piece of shit is2g

~Cherry L.


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dawnthecreator  asked:

Hello! I was wondering if you could do headcanons where the boys are in shitty relationships with someone before Candy arrived at school, and when she gets there, the boys find themselves to be very attracted to her. She tries to help them with their shitty relationship, but it doesn't go right, and the boys end up cheating on their S/O with Candy.

wondER no longeR

Even though I forgot 99% of my previous ideas and i’m beyond annoyed - i’ll see what I can make out of this. I’m writing some more headcanons (both requests and things I think of). Anyways, enjoy.

Nathaniel

Before cheating:

  • Honestly didn’t think he’d fall in love with Candy like ?? hello he’s in a relationship. 
  • Even though he’s in a shitty relationship, still is committed to it.
  • Pretty open to talking about his s/o, it’s not new.
  • Trusts Candy pretty easily in his conversations.
  • Doesn’t console in anyone else but Candy - doesn’t feel the need to.
  • Thinks he’s the issue in the relationship although that’s probably not true.
  • Doesn’t talk about how he feels, doesn’t think it matters.
  • So hesitant when Candy touches him, feels awkward about it.
  • Not ashamed to discuss the fights, arguments, or bad things he’s done with his s/o.
  • Never talks about how they met, doesn’t want to think about that.
  • After a few meetings, around seven or eleven, he realizes he likes Candy. A lot more than he already should.

After cheating:

  • Damn Nathaniel
  • “…Goodness. Sigh…what did I do.” Already knows what’s coming.
  • Not that it matters, but he was the dominant one during the event.
  • Couldn’t believe he actually just did that.
  • Distances himself from Candy for a while, maybe a few days. 
  • Overthinks about what he and Candy did, a lot.
  • Keeps trying to tell himself that it was bound to happen.
  • After a lot of overthinking, doesn’t feel bad about it.
  • Accepts the fact (a lot later on, maybe weeks) that he was going to leave his s/o anyways.
  • Tells his s/o everything. What’s the use of lying beyond that point. 
  • Already planned on breaking up with his s/o first. 
  • Talks with his s/o one more time, he makes the break-up official. 
  • Apologies to Candy for doing that while in a relationship…feels like an idiot.

Castiel

Before cheating:

  • Very open about his relationship and how bad it is.
  • Not ashamed to speak about the crap he did. 
  • Never talks about how he feels towards his s/o, doesn’t think it matters.
  • Knows there’s no way in hell he thinks he’s the issue in the relationship. lmao he’s the one trying to FIX it
  • Likes to tease Candy if she has a crush, just small teases here and there…even if he’s the one with a crush on her.
  • Gets a little stiff when Candy touches him, especially when he has a crush.
  • Pretty much a shoulder pat or a side hug is how far he goes with Candy.
  • Lets his guard down talking about the good times in the relationship and just goes like “then it all went to hell” on the shitty parts. 
  • Had a feeling that something bad was going to happen.
  • After a lot of their meetings, possibly around ten or eleven, he finally realized that he really likes Candy.

After cheating:

  • Hadn’t thought twice before doing that with Candy. 
  • “Shit…I screwed up big time.” Not ready for the drama.
  • Starts thinking about how much he screwed up, at first.
  • Doesn’t avoid Candy actually, he’s still chill around her.
  • Pretty damn embarrassed he just did that with her - so quick.
  • Calms down later after he cheated like ?? Felt like it was going to happen.
  • Tells his s/o the same day since he isn’t waiting on anyone. 
  • The relationship (obviously,,) ends sour, again, like he expected. 
  • He and his ’s/o’ don’t have a deep conversation, just an argument. A big one.
  • Didn’t give a crap who ended the relationship - as long as it ended.
  • When his past relationship is ended, he’d ask weeks later (maybe a month, depending) if Candy would want to be in one.

Lysander

Before cheating:

  • ‘Cheat’ is not a word that comes across his mind in his relationship…as shitty as it is.
  • Not very open about every single thing, just small details of events and what not.
  • Very awkward talking about his emotions, he doesn’t vent often. 
  • Felt like Candy was better to consult in, being a girl and all.
  • Not affected if Candy touches him but he barely does.  respeCTing her spACE.
  • Doesn’t talk shit about his s/o, he’s not a backbiter.
  • Thinks it’s his fault, not really sure how though (if it is).
  • Wants to fix everything and make it better like before. 
  • Doesn’t take that many meetings for him to fall for Candy, around seven or nine is suitable.
  • Worries about cheating on his s/o with Candy like ?? it NEVER crossed his mind?? 
  • Knows he’s screwed now that he likes her.

After cheating:

  • Feels very lost in his emotions, unsure how to feel about it beyond that point.
  • “Sigh…oh no.” in a pretty big daze about the recent events.
  • Shaken up a tad because he actually did that ?? never felt like he could
  • Tries to rationalize telling his s/o about it without full on blowing up. 
  • Feels really, really bad after the ordeal - not right after, it all builds up.
  • Tells his s/o about less than a week for sure. Doesn’t do anything with her until then. 
  • Gives a brief, but deep, apology to his s/o before leaving them. 
  • Feels really awkward being around Candy (now).
  • Actually contemplated about being in a relationship with Candy.
  • Would rather take it slow if he and Candy got together. Even after the bs they pulled
  • Forgives himself weeks after everything happened.

Armin

Before cheating:

  • Wouldn’t even stay in that toxic relationship anyways, let’s be real.
  • Actually likes a lot of questions, gives him more time to talk about it. 
  • Doesn’t care for the roles of who breaks up - he wants it to end.
  • Be prepared to hear a lot of complaining, he has stuff to say.
  • Honestly, he can give a ‘101 reasons’ he should break-up with his s/o with or without Candy.
  • Alright with patting her or touching her, not very hesitant about it.
  • Very open about talking (or just complaining) about the relationship.
  • Finding himself attracted to her, he starts to complains less (and less). 
  • Super hesitant about being touched when he notices he has a crush. 
  • Knows he’s gonna screw up (and around) but doesn’t know how.

After cheating:

  • You dun messed up A-aron. 
  • At first, he doesn’t give a care for what he had done.
  • “I…did I really just do that?” Second takes on what he did. 
  • Swears a lot to himself about how he really screwed up.
  • Probably starts to care after reality hits him in the face. 
  • Doesn’t avoid Candy, just talks less to her while in that relationship.
  • Wants to break up first before he starts seeing Candy.
  • Was lectured by Alexy for not telling him about the relationship. 
  • Ends the relationship in less than a half hour, that’s as quick as it gets.
  • Isn’t a good liar so he doesn’t lie about anything. 
  • Doesn’t immediately jump into a relationship ?? just put off about how quick it happened
  • Considering wanting to be single for a long while.
  • Just wants to relax while he’s single.

Kentin

Before cheating:

  • Can remember every single event that’s happened with he and his s/o.
  • Tries not to rant while talking about her,, but eventually he does.
  • Doesn’t think he’s the issue in the relationship. Like Castiel, he’s trying to fix it.
  • Gets irritated being asked too many questions of what his s/o does, it’s annoying to talk about often.
  • Open to talking about how he feels towards the relationship.
  • Has some theories of why it’s so bad. He actually THOUGHT about them.
  • Isn’t very optimistic about the relationship being fixed…
  • Has a blueprint of how the relationship went wrong like - very prepared on it all.
  • Wants to be the one to make the break up official.
  • Starts to become soft when he develops a crush on Candy.
  • Blushes easily (obviously) around Candy when he realized he has a crush.
  • Tells himself not to do anything stupid.

After cheating:

  • Kentin with the drama, Kenout with the truth.
  • Very shook after he cheated - especially if Candy JUST became his s/o while he still has one,, 
  • “…I knew it, I knew this type of mess would happen.” He just knew it.
  • Overthinks about how to tell his s/o, even if she doesn’t give a shit.
  • It takes a while for him to forgive himself, even if his ’s/o’ wasn’t a good person.
  • Has a heated argument over the phone since there’s no way he’s talking face to face.
  • Has some shallow conversations after the break-up, still pretty shook by it.
  • Is pretty quiet after breaking up..a part of him is relieved but another part is upset he couldn’t fix it. 
  • Starts second guessing about Candy and he being in a relationship?
  • Is open to being in one, after a few dates or so.
  • Hopes for the best in their (possible) new relationship…after being single for a while more.

marriedtospace  asked:

hi there <3 could you maybe write the RFA reacting to a MC who's really scared of horror movies/games? thank you! <3

fuckin love horror stuff i’m gonna see get out tonight i don’t know what it’s about but i’ve heard it’s very racially progressive so i’m excited

Zen

  • He’s definitely afraid of everything
  • But he won’t show that
  • He’s a strong manly man ofc he’s not afraid of horror movies what are you even saying MC
  • He can’t even focus on the movie he has to put all his effort into not jumping and screaming sometime anything remotely scary happens

Yoosung

  • Well now he regrets all the times he’s had you play LOLOL with him
  • But he would feel bad if he made you play his favorite game without playing your fave games with you even if you wanted to play LOLOL
  • Just….. maybe try to start out with less scary games
  • This kid can’t handle fnaf jumpscares let alone games that have an actual story

Jaehee

  • NO FEAR
  • Like, she’ll jump at the jumpscares but like if she’s controlling it she will go up to every scary thing without hesitation
  • It’s not exactly her thing though, so she doesn’t actively seek out anything to watch/play
  • But she’ll def join you anytime you ask her to

Jumin

  • So easily spooked like ,
  • He nopes out after the first semi creepy thing no matter what
  • DEFINITELY a one time thing, like he’s learned his lesson from the first movie he’s never doing that again
  • He feels kinda bad about it though so he’ll buy any games/blu rays as soon as they come out

Seven

  • What a bitch
  • He’s not hella afraid of scary stuff, so he can keep his cool for most of the time
  • But he uses this as an opportunity to freak you out
  • Especially when he’s not playing/watching with you, he’ll sneak up behind you and make a creepy noise/whisper in your ear/grab your shoulders

V

  • So since he can’t exactly watch horror movies or play games
  • If you’re into them he’ll listen to any creepypastas you want him to
  • He doesn’t really get scared that much, but he does get super into the stories
  • Probably even starts writing his own like this guy is so creative
  • and perfect help i love him

anonymous asked:

could you do some headcanons about how the band would react from the aftermath of a panic attack? (sorry if that doesn't make sense lmao)

(I hope you meant how the band would react themselves and not how they’d react to the reader after their panic attack. If you meant their reaction to the reader, send in another ask!)

2D:
He’s never had a panic attack, and he has no idea what’s going on. He’s scared for his life, which only makes it worse. Once it’s all over with, he goes to the others for some input on what the hell had just happened to him, and they help calm him down.

Murdoc:
He’s only had one a couple of times when he was younger, but it’s been at least 30 years and by this point and he never thought he’d have one again. He spends a lot of time in away from the others after that, trying to calm himself down and vent through songwriting.

Russel:
He’s all too familiar with panic attacks, he’s had them since he had first gotten possessed as a child and they’ve only gotten worse over time. He thought he had been getting better recently, though, so he had got extremely upset over it. He needs a little bit to straighten himself up, but after he does, he talks to Noodle about it and she tries her best to comfort him. Her and 2D are all Russel could depend on after Del had passed.

Noodle:
She knows exactly what’s happening, but it doesn’t make it any less horrible for her. Afterwards, she immediately goes to Russel to feel better, he’s an expert at calming people down and he holds her until she’s finished crying and talking to him about it.

anonymous asked:

Atomwave and “It reminded me of you.”, please?

Ray pulls up in the car and Rip starts groaning like he’s been stabbed, clutching his gut. “Raymond, what the hell did you buy?”

“Oh, it’s a Ferrari F40,” Ray says, “the twin-turbo 1987 make? I dunno, it’s pretty cool, right?”

Rip puts his hands over his mouth and wheezes through his teeth. “Where are we putting that, then? Surely you don’t expect to fit a whole car on the ship?”

“Ask Mick, it’s for him,” Ray says, getting out of the car and tossing the keys to Mick. He doesn’t catch them, and they clatter at his feet–he’s too busy staring at Ray, jaw clenched, tight with shock.

Ray takes a hesitant step forward. “Mick? You…you like it, right?”

“That’s why you wanted to come back to 1987,” Mick says. “Haircut, you idiot. Did you pay for that thing in cash?”

“Oh yeah, right on the show floor!” Ray enthuses. “And besides, I’m not the only one who wanted to come back. Sara said something about buying some My Little Pony toys in mint on card condition to sell on ebay.”

“Okay, but that’s not a Ferrari.”

“Yeah, but some of those toys run for like, a thousand bucks mint on card? Pretty wild if you ask me.”

“You just–you just bought a Ferrari in cash,” Mick says. “Haircut, do you know what money does?”

“I had to get it,” Ray says. “It’s handsome and red and I just–it reminded me of you. That’s all.”

“We’re not putting a Ferrari on the ship,” Rip groans, and Sara elbows him, two huge bags from Toys R Us hanging off each arm.

“Hey, shut up, don’t get in the way of true love,” she protests. “Just because your idea of a romantic gift is buying me royal wedding commemorative plates–”

“Excuse me, I went back in time to Elizabeth’s wedding specifically to buy you a set–”

“A Ferrari,” Mick says, shaking his head and putting his hand on the door. “I just–Ray. You don’t have to do this. I like you ‘cause of you, not your money.”

“And your big dick,” Sara pipes up. “Can’t forget the dick.”

Ray blushes, hiding his face in his hand and grinning. “Well, I just–I thought the surprise would make you happy, I could shrink it down until we get back to 2017 and you could put it in one of your safe houses maybe? Or just–”

Mick lifts his hand away from his face, replacing it with his own, his callused fingers stroking Ray’s face, his thumb running over his jaw. Ray’s lips part just a little, pliant and pink and hopefully pouting at him. 

“Surprised your big brain didn’t think that far ahead,” he teases. “But thanks for the gift. I mean it.”

“Well, as long as you’re happy–” Ray finishes his sentence as soon as Mick’s lips collide with his, a sharp, bruising kiss that makes him cling to Mick’s jacket, melting in pleasure against him.

“Why don’t we take a drive,” Mick says, “before we leave, just you and me, so you can see how happy you made me?”

“Oh,” Ray sighs, laying his head against Mick’s shoulder. “That’d–that’d be nice.”

“Gay,” Sara says, and Mick knocks the bag of toys out of her hands, Ray laughing as Sara and Mick start yelling at each other, bending over to pick up the keys and toss them at Mick. This time, he catches them without looking.

pcyeolsbi  asked:

I'm not sure if this is where I ask for you to write scenarios and stuff but uh lmao if it is could you do a scenario where y/n likes mark and she confesses to him but he doesn't like her back but later on jaemin who is her bestfriend likes her so they just talk and she's upset and a few weeks later she starts to like jaemin and before she confesses to him mark comes and tells her he likes her but she tells him she likes jaemin now and then confesses to jaemin and he likes her tYtY

A/N: Story of my life not rlly
I didn’t see us as writing a full scenario for this, it’s pretty complex, so I’m going to give you a semi-scenario
This is high school au btw

Originally posted by haechannie

  • Sigh
  • Mark Lee. He was perfect, friendly, smart, considerate, cute, talented, and tall.
  • You’d never got to know him quite so well on a personal level. He was in a few of your classes, but you’d never grown close enough to him to do things outside of school.
  • You hoped to change that though- and today was your day.
  • You asked him, more awkwardly than you would have liked, if he’d like to go to a cafe near the school, it was hidden away in an ally, but had the perfect atmosphere and wasn’t too pricey.
  • “Sure.”
  • You two talked about the normal things, school. He was friendly and poked fun at you for your earlier slip-up in biology, but you felt awkward, suddenly flustered that it was just the 2 of you.
  • He changed the conversation, “So, why did you want to come here?” he questioned, sipping on his mocha quietly.
  • Shit.
  • You decided honesty was the best route; you were tired of being only acquaintances/mere friends.
  • You told him, hopeful that he might smile and return your feelings.
  • But he didn’t.
  • — 
  • You bitched and moaned about the ordeal to Jaemin for days, whining about how you were so awkward and how terrible it was to face him in class now.
  • Jaemin listened intently, as always.
  • He felt a bit annoyed you did all of this without even telling him, jealous Mark got your attention and affection.
  • He confessed!!! Jaemin confessed to you to get your mind off Mark, irked that you kept thinking about your rejection.
  • ASVBHFUFEGR
  • Now there are 2 boys you’re awkward around and can’t face.
  • Mark was the same as ever, friendly and warm, always lending you a pencil when you seemed to forget your own. 
  • You would catch his knowing glances tho, a few unspoken words shared merely with a meaningful glance.
  • Jaemin was different.
  • Even tho you told him it wasn’t the time and that too much was going on after he confessed he continued to hang around you, if anything, more clingy than before.
  • His gentle touches seemed to be amplified. He knew what he was doing to you, causing your heart to race.
  • That was when you knew, Jaemin was the one for you.
  • You’d never have Mark & Jaemin was your best friend, always there for you.
  • Instead of avoiding Jaemin you seeked him out, waiting for him after classes and asking to borrow one of his pencils instead of Marks’.
  • That was when it happened [DUN DUH]
  • Mark confessed, sheepishly rubbing the nape of his neck, admitting he couldn’t stop thinking about you. Ever since you had confessed a new light had been shown on you, Mark seemed to notice your cute habits and breath-taking features, something he had been blind to before.
  • Your heart raced, but Jaemin made your heart race faster.
  • You apologized to Mark, instead determined to find Jaemin and return his confession.

anonymous asked:

I can't wrap my mind around the fact that an extremely large portion of this fandom ship zervis it's just wrong! T-T It's like supporting a pedophilic relationship... I don't care that she's not actually 12 and has stunted growth because of the curse, she still looks 12 and Its wrong. Zeref is a grown man and he kissed someone who looks like a child?! Then raped her dead body. How can anyone defend this pairing. I sincerely hope that Mashima sensei doesn't bring them back together in the end

I was dreading the day someone questioned me about zervis, just because it’s so controversial and polarising-which means I’ll probably keep this short and sweet.
I just wanna kick things off by saying, basically what you’re implying is that Mavis should never be allowed to find love because of the way she looks? Because of something she has absolutely no control over? This isn’t even just about zeref, I’m talking ANY future love interest. Should she just “accept” that she’s gonna be lonely for the rest of her life, anon? I’ll tell you this right now, she deserves all the love and happiness in the world 💚
Second off, she’s a grown woman, biologically she’s 13, yes, but it’s not like zeref is LOOKING HIS AGE EITHER. zeref looks like he hasn’t even grown hair on his legs yet and is struggling to grow facial hair. If I didn’t know any better and someone told me he was 13 I’d believe them. 
I mean look at this side by side of him and Romeo, you’re lying to yourself if you say that they don’t appear to be in the same age range.

And don’t even get me started on this one, if you think this pip squeak looks like a grown man, I’d strongly advice you to steer clear of elfman, he’d feel insulted😭😂💀

In a nutshell, what I’m saying is that they’re BOTH consenting adults and they BOTH look a lot younger than they actually are. Yes, Mavis looks young but It goes both ways, Zeref looks like he’s fresh outta the womb, too. If we’re keeping it 100 here, Zeref honestly doesn’t give a flying fuck about her appearance, even if she looked like (Everlue’s) Virgo, he wouldn’t have loved her any less. It was their souls and emotions that connected ya feel? Bonus: How he named August was the sweetest thing ever 


When I first saw the kiss of death scene I thought it was so beautiful and tragic, if you want to bring your own pedophilic connotations into it, that’s on you, but there was absolutely nothing creepy (imo) about this scene; nor do I believe Hiro intended it to come off like that.

I can 210% guarantee to you that zeref is not a Necrophiliac. It is safe to say that the only thing he ever did with her was kiss her (consentually) there is no way he did anything to her dead body. The details of Augusts’ conception have yet to be revealed, but I’m sure it’ll be something wacky.
As for your last part, Zeref has been really cruel, DID YOU SEE HOW HE RUTHLESSLY KILLED LARCADE AND THEN DISOWNED THE POOR CUPCAKE 😭 (sorry, still not over that) Annnywayyyy, I think your wish will come true tbh, I feel at this point he’s unsalvageable, a lost cause, he just keeps getting more batshit insane as the chapters progress. But hey, who knows? 👀
Lmao “Short and sweet” OK 😂 sorry I got carried away  

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm new to your blog and I just read your Mc looking after deaged Rfa members + Saeran, I was wondering if you could do one where Mc was the little kid, and Mc is very hyperactive and doesn't listen to adults, someone could tell her "stay here" they come back and Mc's gone because she want's to explore the magical world~ Maybe at some point with even all of the members watching she gets lost?,sorry if I already sent this, amazing blog and love your writing <3 I hope this ask was okay!

Beautiful scenario! Thank you so much for sending this, and please don’t worry about inconvenience or anything, recieving your asks makes me really happy!
(I couldn’t decide how to do V for this one since he’s blind and all :’) Maybe I’ll edit him in later as a bonus. Not sure if this is what you wanted, anon, but I had lots of fun. Thanks!)

Aight, let’s get this thing done;

Jumin

• Jumin would probably be the most terrible at it to be very frank

• He can’t do this shit- he can barely understand how adults work, let alone kids

• Since his mansion is kind of gigantic, he just sort of lets you roam around in case he has work; or something that doesn’t allow him to personally look after you because he doesn’t actually think you’d be able to get out of it

• Surpise surprise! Get out is what you do. In precisely 3.5 minutes of being left alone.

• Jumin panics really bad? Like wtf? Where did you go? How the heck did you get past the stupid security guards (lmao they probably didn’t notice you crawling around their feet to be fair, you’re very sneaky and hella tiny even for your age)

• But then he just finds you in the garden poking a lizard or something, just in general touching any animal or plant you can get your hands on

• He just lets out a sigh of relief, scoops you into his arms

• He takes you inside and tries to punish you but he doesn’t know how? What do you do to punish a kid? He doesn’t think he should touch you at all and doesn’t believe in physical discipline and really, what was he supposed to do?

• He ends up just lecturing you on the dangers of going outside into the garden without guidance (which, hey; its a big garden and a small MC. We all know they’d have wandered outside if this big ass piece of land which happened to be Han property wasn’t there)

• You just sort of,

• Start apologising tearfully

• He feels uncomfortable now. He can’t stay mad for long, so he fixes his tie and tells you it’s OK before proceeding to spoil you with anything your child mind asks for

• Of course, the minute his back is turned, you’re glancing at the door already. Poor Jumeme

Yoosung:

• Much like Jumin, he’s never done anything with kids, so I bet at first he’d be pretty confused about what to do

• But then he’d be really pumped up and excited because he discovers that baby MC is really cute??? Also, he’s always had a soft spot for kids anyways tbh.

• Tiny MC will be really sweet and easy to deal with. Right?


• Hahahahah

• No

• Yoosung wants to shut MC in with him and possibly put them on his lap while he plays LOLOL

• He tries to pay attention to her AND the game while tutoring her on How To Be A Pro Gamer 101

• “MC! Look, this is my guild. Haha. Pretty awesome, yeah? These little things we’re slaughtering are goblins ~”

• He’s totally oblivious about the fact that six year olds are probably too young for LOLOL

• Yoosung barely notices when you climb out of his lap and walk outside his room

• By the time you’re outside though, he realises there’s no one for him to point his LOLOL loot out to and he’s freakinG out

• Unlike Jumin, he has no security cameras or some shit so he’s legit terrified and has no idea where you went

• He finds that you’d navigated your way out of the building complex

• You’re just kind of standing at the side of the pavement and staring at all those real fast cars whooshing by and all those adults with their long feet and purses and wallets wander

• When he finds you, he immediately picks you up and just starts chiding you right there.

• At which point he starts tearing up because what if something had happened to you? What if you’d gotten hit by a car or something? It would have all been his fault if that happened!

• You wrap your tiny arms around his neck and say sorry over and over before promising not to go out like that again.

• He starts paying far more attention to you afterwards and even takes you outside to the park and to get ice cream!! Really if that’s what you want, you could have asked. He’d do anything to make you happy and make sure you’re safe

• He ends up falling asleep with you in his lap after you refurn home. You steal the half melted ice cream come from his hand and start nomming on it as you settle down on his lap and start yawning too. It’s not long before you close your eyes and think of the next possible adventure tomorrow -

Bo i

Seven though

• He hasn’t grown up with the best guardian obviously so he doesn’t know HOW to treat kids

• He just can’t tell what you’re supposed to do tbh

• But he’s pretty sure kids shouldn’t be allowed to walk out in the middle of the city all by themselves-

• Which by the way, after managing to sneak out of his apartment, you do

• He’s kind of freaking out because first of all, how did you get out and second of all hOW DID YOU GET OUT? His security system’s supposed to be fool proof??

• He’s paranoid for the rest of your stay and just kind of always hold you.

• Once he discovers you like PhD. Pepper and Honey Buddah Chips too, though, it’s all cool

• He lets you drown (metaphorically) in both these things

• But unlike him, you can’t live off of that stuff, and once you’re bored with it you just wanna get out again

• Unfortunately, he never forgot lock the door again and contrary to his belief you don’t actually, magically know Arabic

• So you end up exploring Seven’s place

• And you’re the clumsiest six year old ever so riP SEVEN

• Vanderwood’s probably rage quitting this shit when they come back because everything is a pure MESS.

• Seven.exe has crashed.

• Of course once he’s over the thing he’s really not mad or anything because it’s not like you destroyed his CARS (and let’s be honest those are the only things that matter). Speaking of the cars, he just takes you out in one of his for a ride in the countryside. Was it that easy? Was going out all that you wanted?

• Seven lectures you about the dangers of NOT obnoxiously demanding what you want when you want it, because it’s just easier to know what you need then

• He’s really chill and lets you do what you want. He tries his best because he thinks you deserve a good memory as a child (technically a temporary child but eh) and he’ll go out of his way to do what he thinks works with you

• He’s very affectionate if you get sleepy because then he can loosen his guard and concentrate on cuddling you instead of making sure you can’t get out of his line of vision.

Saeran ma boi

• Do NOT ever think you can get away from this guy

• He’s just confused af tbh

• Why would anyone leave a pure, innocent child with someone like him?

• He KILLED a man and you’re just the embodiment of everything innocent and childish and he just feels like crap compared to you. Why is he even trusted with this?

• Regardless, he tries his very best. His babysitting methods includes staring at you. Just. Staring at you and following you around.

• He doesn’t even say anything he just stares and follows

• It’s kind of creepy if you’re anyone else, but you’re MC for 707’s sake!

• He just won’t let you out of his sight. No way around this one. It’s like he can legit stare at you for hours.

• In the end you give up trying to get out on your own and just start whining

• He picks you up (hesitantly. Is a demon allowed to pick up angels?) because you ask him to.

• You cling to his neck all cute and childish and then whisper in his ear how you don’t like being in such a closed in place

• So naturally, he gives in after some thought and lets you out with him; conveniently, there’s a (very crowded) carnival nearby.

• Ha. Ha.

• Ha

• Good luck finding MC there, Saeran.

Zen:

• He’s really hyped at the idea of having a kid with him tbh? Especially a really cute and adorable one such as yourself?

• He tries to be a cool babysitter that you can talk to about anything and just gives you general freedom

• Bad choice

• You’re aLL OVER THE PLACE

• One second he could have SWORN he saw you sitting there, innocently on his couch and the next you’re gone?

• He starts panicking and freaking out before he catches you out in the living room, dangerously close to the open window, standing on a couch for support with your arms stretched out

• Caught red handed, you just pull your cute card and tell him (tearfully-) how you just wanted to go out and look at the pretty blue sky because being inside makes you feel suffocated or something

• Really MC? You could have just asked.

• He opens the door for you. Poor bab. Just as he starts going over some safety rules, you legit sprint out of the door and he has to run after you

• One word. Famous actor running in public with no disguise after a child.

• Fangirls and faboys everywhere

• You pretty much accidentally start a parade of ZEN fans in the middle of the street.

Jaehee

• She’s a total momma. She knows what she’s doing, and she’s already learnt her lesson from when she left you in her apartment’s living room and found you outside in the elevator (already having pressed all the buttons you could reach)

• She had to climb four different floors before she eventually caught you

• Boi, she was not happy. But she tries to be calm and understanding about it. After all, you are a child.

• She scolds you properly, but halfway through she goes to fix her glasses and finds that you’re gone again

• Goddamnit- wait, is that you in pantry? Nononononono not the coffee bean jars nOT THE COFFE BEAN J-

• Whoops. Broken. Good job, MC.

anonymous asked:

jd in the movie and musical are essentially the same, the difference is just that the latter sings out what he's feeling. the movie is more subtle because people are more subtle, just because it's not blatantly put out there doesn't mean it's not there.


Ok my dude I’m just gonna write you a list bc actually the two are 10000% different and if you can’t see that I don’t think you understand the characters very well at all lmao. I wrote this in like 10 minutes so sorry if there’s typos or mistakes or anything.

•In the musical he shows empathy. He cried when Veronica cried, he beat up Kurt and Ram and was furious with them for hurting Veronica whereas movie JD was very apathetic and even seemed to find it funny. Also shown in his reaction to Veronica’s death. Movie JD was distressed for sure, but his reaction was the same as most people’s reactions would be to finding out their dog tore up their favorite pair of shoes. In the musical, he’s completely devastated and begs her to come back.

•Is much more human and emotional. Saying “But that’s just because he sings about it!” isn’t an excuse, because the things he says in his songs could easily be translated into words, but movie JD never said anything remotely similar TO those songs. (It can really be shown in the lyrics to every song he sings - Freeze your Brain, Our Love is God, Seventeen, Meant to be Yours). He was very clearly in pain when talking about his mom’s death in the musical, but in the movie he was like “Eh, it’s a shame.” Now I’m not saying that doesn’t mean he wasn’t sad about it, but it’s just an example of how much more emotional he IS.

•His death shows a HUGE difference difference between the two. Movie JD died almost casually, because he was over life and he wanted to make a statement. Musical JD died, crying and terribly sad, because he loved Veronica and wanted to save her.

•Speaking of, his love for Veronica is a big character difference. I actually wrote a bit about that here. In the movie he said “I loved you” when he found her hanging, but again, it was so casual and it was said almost as if it was just a throwaway line, so I have a hard time believing that. For the most part JD saw Veronica as a means to an end - she hated them as much as he did, she could help him kill them. His motivation for killing them in the movie was because they were assholes and he thought they deserved to die simply for that. In the musical, his motivation for killing Heather, Kurt and Ram was because they all had one thing in common: They all hurt Veronica. THAT was his motivation for killing them in the musical.

•While this could have a bit to do with the actor who plays him, even by objectively looking at his lines in the musical you can see very clear differences in the things he says, his mannerisms, the way he says things, etc.

•I could point out so many scenes showing this. When he introduces Veronica to his dad, for example. In the musical, he can see that Veronica is clearly uncomfortable and tries to get his dad away from her by saying “Veronica was just leaving,” when his dad walks in and telling his dad to put away the alcohol because again, it was making Veronica uncomfortable. AND, that scene shows another huge difference between musical and movie JD - in  the movie, despite seeing that Veronica is uncomfortable, JD asks her (in kind of a creepy way) to stay for dinner. In the musical, the exact opposite happens. His dad asks her to stay, and, seeing that she clearly doesn’t want to, JD tells him that it’s not a good idea.

•Seventeen is a really important song that says a lot about JD and Veronica as individuals as well as their relationship. Most of the songs in the musical have a scene that (loosely) matches them in the movie, but Seventeen doesn’t. Why? Because it wouldn’t make sense. In the movie Veronica and JD were too apathetic (i know i keep using that word but its really accurate tbh) to care about their relationship like that. Veronica didn’t love him enough (or at all) to try to get him to change and be with her, and he didn’t love her enough/didn’t even have the capacity to become a decent person. In the musical, even though he failed miserably, he did try. He tried to be a good person for her and it was clear while they were singing together that he wanted everything she wanted as well. This song is SO drastically different from anything that happened in the movie, if you can’t see the clear differences by that song alone idk what to tell you.

You can read into the movie all you want, and sure, he probably is more emotional in the movie than we see, but the fact remains that he and musical JD are two very very VERY different people. Same with Veronica and the Heathers, actually, but I can make a post about that later lmao.

iammamadragneel  asked:

Requests are open? If yes...... anything with Invia (Invel x Juvia) please, I'm begging

In Chains

Pairing: One sided Invia, touches of Gruvia

Word Count: 1173

A/N; Hello there! So idk if this was what you were hoping for, but Invel is A Bad Guy. No problems with torture or mind control or cruel scenarios, and so the only way I could write this would be severly unhealthy. Hopefully you enjoy the writing, if not the plot <3

“This would be easier if you would stop fighting it.”

“Juvia will never stop fighting you.” she snarled, hand twisting the metal around her delicate fingers, palms rubbed bloody from her struggle. “Juvia’s beloved is coming for her.”

“And if he does I will take your mind and make you kill him. You couldn’t really kill someone you love, it would make no sense. So then, you will see that you do not love him, and in fact love me.”

“Juvia would die before she allowed that.” she hissed. Invel shook his head, sighing and he fixed his glasses. She had landed a solid punch before Invel had managed to form his ice collar around her neck. Her beautiful, pale, neck. 

“You will learn. You will see.” Invel sighed, tugging the chain. She was so pretty on her knees, but now was not the time for that. He led her through the ruined town, bricks crumbling to dust under their feet, eerily quiet around them, anything risking to remain caught in Invel’s ice. The only sound he could catch was the wet grinding of Juvia’s bloody feet on rubble paths. It as good she was only barely clinging to consciousness, or that would surely slow them in Invel’s search. His king was sure to be around here somewhere, Zeref hopefully not transferred too far by Eileen’s damned blast of panic magic. 

Women and their emotions, so much better when controlled by his collars. 

“Where are you taking Juvia?” she asked, yanking on her chain. Her words sounded forced, like her mind was caught in thick honey. So she was finally weakening. Good. She would learn and reveal her true emotions soon. 

“Nowhere that is a concern for you.” Invel replied. He frowned when she stumbled, pulling her leash to make her keep up. She would have to learn to not slow him down. 

Juvia had many things to learn, but Invel would readily teach them to her. 

Invel looked back watching her face flicker between blank and furious, confusion slipping in between them as she fought to remember the situation she had put herself in. She was so stunning with glossy eyes and parted lips. Though Invel would have to remove that blasted mark on her thigh. She belonged to no one but him know.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing with Juvia?” A man’s voice shouted, threatening as it boomed over the ice encased scene around them. Invel turned, quirking an eyebrow as he realized his ice had not touched him. Odd that this one was immune, but nothing Invel couldn’t correct.

“My love!” 

Invel’s eyes snapped to Juvia, watching as she ran in the direction of the man, tears pouring from her eyes, expression soft even as she walked over ice shards and her collar bit into her neck. She pulled at the leash, straining against Invel’s control as she embraced the shirtless and raven- haired man. He bore the same symbol on the right side of his chest as Juvia’s supple thigh. Invel cocked his head, noticing the intense demonic power radiating from the mage, as well as murderous intent. “What did you do to her?”

“I have claimed her to be mine,” Invel explained. It should be obvious, by the collar around her neck. What went together better than water and ice?

“You can’t just claim a person!” The man spat, “You sick bastard, get this thing off of her right now or I’ll kill you.”

“Gray, my love, please don’t risk yourself for Juvia.” she whispered, swaying in her spot, exhausted from fighting Invel’s control for so long. She was so strong, fitting for Invel. Finally, a woman worthy of his attention. He would not give her up to some mage of a dying guild. 

“Don’t be stupid. You’re coming home with me Juvia. I have things I need to tell you after this is all over, yeah?” Gray said, smiling at Juvia even as he tried to freeze over Invel’s ice collar. So he was an ice mage as well. Invel’s gut twisted, sour at the love Juvia gazed at this Gray with. This would not do. 

“Juvia.” Invel called, grinning as he watched her body go slack. “Attack.”

“Juvia, what do you think you’re doing?” Gray shouted, dodging her water blade coating her arm, Juvia walking forward with powerful sweeps of her arms. 

“J-Juvia can n-not st-stop.” She pushed out, words hissed between clenched teeth. “P-please, my l-love. Leave Ju-Juvia behind.”

“I told you to stop being stupid!” Gray snapped, freezing her arms but having to duck to avoid the geyser she used to break the ice binding her. “I’m not leaving you.”

Invel watched them fight, Gray obvious in his refusal to harm Juvia, and the blue-haired woman unable to do anything but fight with her full might. They were quick as the danced around one another, ice shields shattering and water bullets pulverizing the buildings around. Gray grunted when one caught his side, red bright as it spilled over the dust and ice-laden wall beside him. 

“My love, you m-must fight J-Juvia!” she sobbed, motions stilted as she fought against Invel’s collar. 

“No!” Gray screamed, desperation and denial raising Invel’s ire. These Fiorians were so absurd with their attachments. He would remove that from Juvia though, even if it meant having her rip out Gray’s heart with her bare hands. 

“Kill.”

Invel watched that beautiful blank look fall over Juvia’s face. Her arms raised, hands transforming into streams of water as they shot towards gray, wrapping around his neck and face. Gray kicked and struggled, eyes wide as he tried and failed to freeze her arms, water constantly moving and reforming to deny him the chance. Air bubbles raised through the water covering his face, skin turning red and then the hints of blue as seconds ticked by. While it wasn’t ripping out a heart, drowning surely would not be pleasent for a death. 

“Please, stop.”

Invel looked at Juvia’s face, tears falling down her cheeks and lip trembling, eyes still blank as they looked in Gray’s direction. “Please, let Juvia stop.”

“Why would I do that?” Invel asked, walking forward. He met Gray’s half concious gaze. Another minute and he’d be dead. 

“Juvia promises to never fight you if you let her stop,” she whimpered. “Juvia will be yours, Just please, let her beloved live.”

“But Juvia,” Invel said softly, turnin her chin to look at him with a single finger. “You already belong to me.”

More tears fell from her empty eyes, and Invel sighed. “Fine, release him.” Invel watched, disinteredted as Gray’s body slumped to the ground, chest heaving for air. Invel made sure they wouldn’t be followed by a hard kick to the temple. nodding when he watched Gray’s head loll, blood trickling from his hairline. “Now come, Juvia. Zeref does not like to be kept waiting.”

Invel smiled when he did not have to pull the leash for Juvia to fall in line behind him. Now that she was broken, it was only a matter of time before she realized she loved him, as he loved her. 

anonymous asked:

hey so like i totally agree that rika is an abusive person but my friend doesn't believe me and ??? can you give examples on why she is because i really dont have the energy to argue with her on it anymore :///

yes i can!! i will happily avenge my boy V by roasting his ex-fiancee. i have plenty of examples, and if someone else has anything more to add, feel free! 

i’ll be going off of only Seven’s route (technically Secret01, V’s “after-ending”), since Rika is more involved in it. i’ve played all the other routes, but i figured Seven’s would be the best to do this with. anyway, onward!

WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS (trigger warnings: abuse, manipulation)

i’ll start with this. it’s not anything huge, but believe it or not, this is manipulative behaviour. i recognized it immediately, because i have a friend who acts just like Rika (and they know they’re doing it too). at this point V has made it so clear that he has no intention of leaving or betraying Rika, and yet she still persists and repeats statements like these throughout Secret01 (only they’re each worded differently). of course it’s healthy to talk to your partners about how you’re feeling in your relationship, but… not the way she does it. this is guilt tripping. words like these are meant to make the other person feel, well, guilty. it’s trapping them in the relationship and making them feel like if they leave, they’ll hurt their partner, or their partner will hurt themselves, even if hurting them wasn’t their intention at all (sounds like V, doesn’t it? he wants the best for everyone, and im sure Rika is no exception since they were, y’know, engaged).

oh Rika, Rika, Rika.

“God can’t, but maybe you can.” “I feel like you’re the only person who won’t get hurt by being with me.”

another example! she’s making him feel like he’s the only one who can help her with her problems! again: guilt tripping. saying the god of your religion can’t save you but your fiancee can is, uh… quite a responsibility for V carry, especially when you take in the fact that Rika was stated to be pretty religious before this. this is a personal view, but my Rika-friend does this too; they tell me i’m the only one who’s ever there to help them, i’m the only one who will listen, etc. etc. personally, this is draining for me. being the source of someone’s peace of mind and sanity is… huge. it doesn’t matter how much you love the person, this will take a huge toll on you regardless. you won’t always be there to help the person, and it feels awful to have to tell them that. i don’t doubt that V has to deal with this too! i’m sure, aside from Rika’s dependency on him, he has issues of his own that he has to take care of. people need breaks from helping someone excessively, in order to be able to take care of themselves and keep helping the person at the same time, but… from the way V lost himself later (i’m still not over it), i don’t think he ever got that break.

(EDIT: i found a post on my dash that relates to this so i thought i’d link it as further proof: http://jihyunnn.tumblr.com/post/153749507155/naamahdarling-metalfatigue-alt-and-black ) (i don’t know how to make links yet lmao so this is the best i can do)

skip to the present when they’re at Mint Eye. I think these screenshots say enough for themselves, so I won’t spend as much time on them as the others. what i will say is this: Saeran (or Unknown, for y’all who didn’t know his real name before) exposes Rika’s “true” feelings about V. whether they’re really true or not is up for debate, but insulting your ex-lover (who did absolutely nothing wrong, mind you) and calling them awful names is hard to fake. this is downright hatred.  

this is the part where i start crying because V deserved so much better. they say a picture holds a thousand words, and these three certainly do, more than the previous ones.

“Do you even see how much I’ve grown?” “Shouldn’t you be proud of me?” “You never acknowledge me when I do something great.” 

warning sirens!! warning sirens!! giant red flag!!!!!! how do people see this as a healthy relationship??

V was the one who got Rika to start going to therapy. He wanted to learn more about her to help her with her mental problems. He wants to help her grow! but she’s doing the opposite! and blaming him after all his efforts!!! 

she even compares him to her parents. Rika is adopted, yoosung tells us that at the beginning. on Rika’s wiki it is implied that she and her adoptive mother don’t get along. in the “Trivia” section it says that she (or they, including her father) regrets adopting her. whoa there. Rika just said “you’re just like my parents.” She compared V to her abusive parents. i think that says enough (V my boy i’m so sorry).

so V, in an attempt to save himself and Rika from any further verbal harm, says that he is proud of her, but he sees that there are flaws in her ideas of saving people. he’s calling her out on her plans, because i’m he feels like she can’t see that herself. she immediately jumps to defend herself by, you guessed it, more guilt tripping. She makes him look like the bad guy. “How could you say that?” is meant to make him feel bad! and you can see it on his face that he does indeed feel bad!!

of course i couldn’t forget that last screenshot, the one from the post i made a couple days ago that started this chain. again… if this doesn’t show how awful Rika is, i don’t know what will. 

“I think my eyes are at their end. But… I liked it because you’re the one who gave me this pain.” he’s been destroyed and hurt by Rika so many times but he still loves her, and Rika hasn’t apologized for what she’s done. I haven’t read anything from her that has her saying “I’m sorry” in any way and I’ve played every route. Rika hasn’t apologized for anything she’s done. nothing. zip. zero. nada. i don’t want to hear it’s because she’s mentally ill. that’s not an excuse and it never will be. she’s mentally ill, yes? girl me too!! that doesn’t stop me from recognizing my shitty behaviour!! you still have to apologize when you do something abusive! your mental illness is not a free pass to be an asshole! (even if your partner is like V and insists it doesn’t bother them you still have to apologize you wet paper bag)

aside from Rika being unforgivably disrespectful to V, she messed up Saeran bad. we know Rika rescued Seven and Saeran from their abusive mother. yeah, what a hero!! but not for long!!! when Seven left, she took care of Saeran up until her breakup with V. After this, she started brainwashing him to hate Seven and distort his image of him. that’s right! she’s the reason he has so much trouble accepting Seven as his brother again. Saeran said a couple screenshots ago that “he’s the man who lied to me for all these years,” but he didn’t play a role in his brainwashing. that was all Rika. it’s my guess that she brainwashed him to hate him.

V was never the bad guy. same with Saeran. this whole time it’s been Rika. anyone who defends Rika’s sick actions can fight me personally. 

in conclusion: she’s awful and does not deserve to be forgiven.

*mic drop*