You conspire with my father to sabotage our plans. You betray our trust. You cause almost irreparable damage as a result. And when Flint, the most feared captain in all creation, comes to confront you about it, you destroy him. Now I hear in the wind that in his absence you’ve begun to forge new alliances with his enemies. […] And I’m forced to wonder exactly what it is you hold over Flint that makes everything I’ve seen possible. You don’t know what you’ve seen.
your story was so funny omg. do you have any more?