she doesn't even question it when i ask her to pick up vinegar anymore

Conversations with my roommate, redux
  • Me: I've made my bed. Unfuck Your Habitat would be proud of me.
  • My Roommate: That's one of their things?
  • Me: Yep. Make your bed every day.
  • Her: No excuses?
  • Me: Excuses are boring.
  • Her: What if you get abducted by aliens? Or if you join a pirate crew and live on a ship?
  • Me: ...I'd imagine you'd have a new bed, in which case you'd still need to make it.