Conversations with my roommate, redux
- Me: I've made my bed. Unfuck Your Habitat would be proud of me.
- My Roommate: That's one of their things?
- Me: Yep. Make your bed every day.
- Her: No excuses?
- Me: Excuses are boring.
- Her: What if you get abducted by aliens? Or if you join a pirate crew and live on a ship?
- Me: ...I'd imagine you'd have a new bed, in which case you'd still need to make it.