she didnt mean to put it there

what she says: im fine

what she means: what the fuck do they put in cologne to make it smell that fucking good what the fuck is that i fucking hate how i walk through a hallway and am instantly floored by some 5'6 nerdy bitch ass wearing good cologne like let me tell you i didnt spend years transforming myself into an independent goddess of a woman just to be instantly weakened by a fucking?? whatever the fuck they put in that shit

DATING CAMILA MENDES WOULD INCLUDE

since nobody is writing about how camila is sooooooooo girlfriend material (and im so in love with her), here it is:


•  it all started with you two being good friends, and as friends, you kept getting closer and closer

when she found out that you were into girls she smiled so big for herself 

• bc you were this cute girl that since she looked at you she wanted to get to know better 

• at first you texted a lot, and everytime she saw something funny she sended it to you

• bc she knew it would make you laugh and that would make her really happy

• then you started hanging out everytime that she wasnt filming for riverdale, like in between takes you’d go to where she was and take her to grab lunch or something

• you tried getting spoilers from her but even tho she really trusted you already she couldnt tell anything

• but she loved how you got so frustrated bc you. needed. to. know.

• so she teased you a lil bit, saying things like ”this may or may not happen”

HOW SHE ASKED YOU TO BE HER GIRLFRIEND before that everybody thought you were a couple anyway

• you were sick, like really sick, so she being the caring “friend” that she is showed up at your place w some soup, and why not flowers (something that she learnt from playing veronica) 

• even tho you melted when you saw her with all of that, you didnt want her around  because you were afraid shell get sick too

• but she didnt care, she sat right next to you on the couch and put some movie on netflix

• you were falling asleep with your head on her shoulder and she was looking at you, playing with your fingers

• she probably wanted to ask you to be his girlfriend “properly” like, with a long speech  and give you maybe some chocolate or candy

• but while looking at you the words spilled from her mouth

• “hey do you wanna me like, my girlfriend?”

• “what”

• “what”

• both of you started laughing and oFC YOU SAID YES I MEAN

• so thats how you started dating

• thats when all the fun began hehehe jk

• her phone and yours would be filled with silly photos of you two

• you know that video of her cooking and laughing about it in her ig story? you’d have tons of them doing mostly everything

• like one day, she took your phone while you were showering bc she was bored and her phone didnt have any battery, and going through your camera roll she found this video you took from her while she was watching her favorite movie because you loved how her eyes lighted up whenever her favorite scene was on the screen and how loud she screamed when something “surprising” happened even tho she watched it thousands of times

• she would do the same, because you’d have that kind of relationship

• she comments on every single one of your pics, really short comments like “i love you” “im in love” “mOM” “gorgeous” “mine”

• her mom loves you, and likes to cook for you bc she seems so nice and lovely

• when she is mad over something really silly, she starts speaking portuguese and you just stare at her while she’s screaming walking around the room until she let it all out

• “i was doing it again?” “yup” “im sorry”

• but theres times where you two are cuddling facing eachother and she is putting your hair behind your ear while smiling and shed say “eu tenho tanta sorte“ or “você é tão bonita”

• you wouldnt get anything of what she said (and she probably wouldnt tell you) but youd smile so big because you knew it was something nice and when she speaks in another language is the cutest thing ever

• PDA !!!!! lots of pda

• but not the annoying type like sucking eachother faces in public, but holding hands, long hugs, cheek kisses, forehead kisses !!!

• at least twice a week you go out to eat or have a cute coffee date, talking bout life sitting infront of eachother, holding hands over the table

• she never fails to make you laugh, she’s always doing goofy things or trying to imitate someone (and failing)  just to put a smile on your face

• its 2:34 AM, the lights are gone, the only source of light is coming from your computer screen and you two are dancing in the living room to some random spotify playlist

• you can go from steamy hot makeout session on the couch to sloppy slow kisses filled with love

• she sings to you whenever you ask her 

• she is probably singing 24/7 GOD BLESS HER ANGELIC VOICE

• but if you’re having a rough time or you’re feeling sad, she sings to you in a low tone kinda whispering, while smiling sweetly 

• i dont think she is the jealous type  ? but if anyone is looking at you in a way that they shouldn’t she’d wrap an arm around your waist, not like in a “she’s mine back off” type of way, but in a sweet “i love her dont steal her from me” type of way im crying 

• SHE. IS. A. TEASER. LIL. ****

• you tried cooking together, but you endend up getting too “distracted” and burning the whole thing

• “lets order pizza” “but i dont want pizza” “what do you want?” “you”

• she appreciates you and loves you so much bc if she is dating you she is 100% focused on you so she wouldnt be the annoying cheesy type, but definitely cheesy

• when she is away filming or busy with her work she sends you selfies doing funny faces, or videos at set with the cast, or a pouty selfie with a “cant wait to get home :(” that makes you melt inside who wouldnt

• PET NAMES !!! she probably calls you “love/babe/gorgeous”

• and she is your little nugget, of course

• play nights at your place with her friends (and yours) happen a little too often, because is everything you love and need: wine, charades, friends, and eachother

PLAYING CHARADES AND SHE BEING THE ONE TO GUESS WILL BE KINDA LIKE THIS: “oh oh oh i know that one!” “pETER PAN!” “no??? mmmm aLICE IN WONDERLAND!” “what, no?” “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN BABE?!?!?” “no wAY IT WAS F HAPPY FEET”

but it doesnt matter is you win or lose the game at the end of the night, bc she’d wrap her arms around you and say “i win, i have you”

i love her so so so so much okay?????? it ends right here before i start crying she is the most precius lil bean bye

tw: @softnessmalik

(As if it were) Yesterday

“Rin, put me down. This is embarrassing.”

What? He was embarrassed for being carried around by a girl? Rin hid a smile. She would have none of that attitude right now, “You’re injured, Kakashi-kun.”

“I still can walk,”

Argumentative, isn’t he.

“Barely. Your chakra exhaustion says otherwise.”

“I can. Besides, Obito told me to protect you. How I am doing that when you carried me around like this?”

Obito.

She ignored the way her chest twist in pain at that name. She retorted instead, “You can watch my back from there. Besides we are in Konoha. I’m sure there are no enemy around here,”

“Shinobi rule number—” Kakashi’s voice choked off suddenly as if he were bitten his tongue. He took a long shuddering breath that tickled her at the ear, no doubt remembering bad memories it brought about… before. He never talked about rules again until today.

Rin didn’t ask why.

“You’re always protecting me,” she mused. Being a medic usually doesn’t come with great physical powress, so, “it’s my turn to take care of you, Kakashi.”

Her memories came unbidden then, of a deaddeaddead compassionate boy that she loves like a little brother, then this other boy that she adores, now exuding warmth behind her back.

“I’m sure Obito would want that,”

…and she gave Kakashi her most brilliant smile.

Companion art/fic to Tomorrow

Edit: Rin was a medic and Kakashi was the youngest (and smallest) in their team. What do you mean it’s not canon? Of course piggyback happens at some point. It had to.

Im gonna use the fact that today is this cute couple’s anniversary to say something: ITS NOT FAIR what some of you put him through. Only this year he had a panic attack and had to move from his house because he didnt feel safe in it.(Im still not over this fact).If you really admire him you would respect his and his family privacy.Dont hate Sarah, she is not to blame for falling in love and much less for him loving her back.And she is lucky,yes..but she also has to put up with a lot of shit,so really her place is not so dreamy.If you get to know his new adress please dont display it, dont send him letters and dont go to “visit” him.If you know anyone who is being mean to them directly, displaying their adress or spreading false rumours report them or tell Zack .Brendon is already giving us a lot, he even made a fan box so we can send him stuff.So PLEASE RESPECT them, they are human beings.🙏

5

Here, have some valentines from our beloved Chain Warden~ (he’s stolen our hearts and our souls)

its been hours and im still thinking abt that post that was saying that andrew killing tilda and neil having to kill people while on the run is “cool_motive_still_murder.jpg” because like? im so Shook?? i dont understand how you can read the all for the game series and use lawful good logic to shame trauma survivors and the means they used to survive their abuse, a book that shows they didnt have a choice, that showed the reality of abuse and how alone you are and how you cant completely rely on the authorities or someone to help you and they were just traumatized abused children taking things into their own hands because there were adults who were trying to kill them. andrew murdered tilda because she was abusing aaron, she was an adult and a mother and she was abusing her own child and andrew put a stop to it the only way he knew how. neil killed people on the run because he had to. “cool motive still murder” like what do yall want? should they have let the abuse continue? should neil have just let his father catch him and his mother and torture them and cut them into pieces? neil is the son of a mobster, andrew was raped since he was a child, these are not people innocent to the concept of what it takes to survive in a world out of hurt you and destroy you and you just? use their trauma, their tool of SURVIVAL against them to make a goddamn point about your homophobic fave? its just so fucking disgusting i cant breath some of you all really dont deserve this series or these characters. this is a story about trauma survivors with lgbt characters and lgbt trauma survivors are a part of the fandom and you’re just going to invalidate their feelings bc theyre mean abt your fave? “cool motive still murder” you are telling abuse victims that the things they did to get away from abuse and torture is essentially an “excuse” and they still did a bad thing but guess what? morality isnt that black and white, it cant be. maybe fucking think before you use a god damn fucking meme from a comedy show to invalidate survivors of trauma god fucking damnit

anonymous asked:

Not seen many talk about this but this is big in regards to questioning if she will or won't stream the album. Spotify seems pissed off at her this week and that is probably because they were just told Taylor won't be streaming the album on Spotify so their response they didnt put CIWYW on new music friday or any of their big playlists and took her off other playlist. Geez they are bitter....

ok like jaime mentioned this to me as well and i was like … did someone just tell them she wasnt, or what?  lol. i mean did they really think she would stream it ?

the hosts reaction to ava’s reveal

i guess maggie doesn’t want to be put in the same “bag"as ava (its a french idiom idk if american ppl say this too lmao) so she pretends she doesnt know what pacts are.


as for gil, he probably never heard of pacts since nevy lost her memory. but i do think it’s strange that he didn’t even react when ava mentionned having wrathia. like "hey an unknown entity is haunting me too!!” lmao. i mean i understand why he doubts the whole warriors thing, but i’m suprised he didnt look at least a bit interested when ava talked about her demon.


we still have to see odin’s reaction, i wonder how much he already actually knew about this

anonymous asked:

wait.. What'd you mean by '#the la//pis was a cheap cop out' thing? (im referring to ur tags on ur most recent post, which i clicked on but didnt find anything about her???

a fan that was lucky enough to talk to rebecca sugar (who is diagnosed with Lymphoma Cancer so please send them your regards)

but stated that lapis and peridot will soon become CGs but are safer in the barn

which is such a shit excuse for rebecca to avoid redesigning them or even put them in action.  lapis i can understand being difficult to poof but it doesnt make sense for her to stay in the barn and do nothing. i thought she liked earth????? 

and what happened to peridot’s character development? you mean we’re just gonna halt peridot’s chances to show that she’s growing by keeping her trapped with neon emo??????

Originally posted by narryintheam

your career as a model has really took off. you have received so many job offers after walking the Yves Saint Laurent show in paris at fashion week. since then fashion labels like marc jacobs, gucci, dolce & gabbana, prada, miu miu and more have contacted your manager and magazines like vogue, love and harpers bazaar have had you in for shoots and interviews. life was looking insane for you and today was another day to add to the list. 

you were so surprised to receive a call from your manager telling you that calvin klein, yes calvin klein the fashion label would like to have you in for a shoot. you were beyond ecstatic. you have always love calvin klein and their elegant products as well as funky and old style campaigns. starting as a model you have always aimed to shoot for calvin klein. you were just screaming on the inside. 

this whole month you have been full of energy and dancing around every chance you get. your mind couldn’t get off the fact that you would be doing a calvin klein shoot so soon. everyone that you were able to tell have been so glad and happy for you. 

as the day came you woke up extra early due to your excitement. all morning you were unable to stop moving. you ate breakfast, had a shower and got ready for one of the most exciting opportunities you have received. you let your hair fall into loose curls and applied some light makeup to give the illusion that you are more awake then you actually were. you spritz some vanilla perfume on and threw your camel coat on and left the house.

arriving at the location you were just so excited. you entered the building and told the receptionist that you were here shooting for calvin klein, she gave you all the information you needed and you quickly arrived to the location. 

standing infront of you when you entered was a middle aged lady with a clipboard in her hands and a pen in her mouth. she removed the pen and smiled at you. ‘you must be y/n, oh my you are prettier in real life’ she greeted you. you smiled ‘haha thank you its lovely to meet you’ you replied with a blush creeping onto your cheeks. ‘oh I’m sorry I’m jen and ill be running everything today’ she smiled. she then lead you into the dressing room where you were met with your makeup artist. ‘hello, oh my gosh what a beautiful girl.’ the man said as he stepped back and admired your face. ‘what a perfect canvas.’ he smiled. you giggled and shook his hand ‘I’m y/n, lovely to meet you’ you said smoothly. ‘oh you are so beautiful, I’m julian, come follow me’ the dark skinned beauty guided you to your chair and sat you down. you both got along automatically and began to chat away about almost everything. the conversation was going great, julian was hilarious and so entertaining. it wasn’t until something he said really grabbed your attention. ‘are you nervous about shooting with harry?’ julian asked. you stopped for a moment repeating the question. ‘harry?’ you asked confused. julian looked at you in shock. ‘oh my gosh love, you don’t know? you are shooting this campaign with harry styles’ julian explained. your breath was caught in your throat. harry styles. the insanely gorgeous harry styles. julian has got to be joking.

before you could even say another world jen walked in the room checking the time. ‘y/n we are starting in 5 minutes come with me to get changed love’ jen said pretty quickly. you paused for a moment still in shock from the news julian told you. you quickly got out of your chair and followed jen to the change room. you jogged up to jen, ‘jen am i shooting with harry styles?’ you asked in complete innocence. jen paused and looked at you ‘yes silly. did your manager not tell you.’ you shook your head. jen let out a little laugh and signalled you to follow her. you arrived to the change room where you were handed an orange calvin klein thong. is that all? jen spoke to you while you dressed. ‘don’t worry about it love, harry is lovely.’ she assured you. you nodded and followed her out. she handed you a robe to put on over your practically bare body. ‘i can’t believe you didnt know you were shooting with harry.’ she began ‘he was the one who asked for you in the shoot’ she laughed. ‘what do you mean?’ you asked. ‘he first saw you walking the yves saint laurent show and ever since he wanted to shoot this campaign with you.’ she informed you. you were left in shock. once you reached the set your nerves struck you. there was a white wall and floor as the set like lots of shoots but there was also a bathtub full of bubbles, pink petals, orange peels and glitter. you were excited but still really nervous and self conscious now that you knew you were going to be photographed in only a thong.

you were bought back to life by a manly voice. ‘hello love i am mario and i am going to be your photographer.’ he smiled. the man was a bit older, maybe his 30′s you guessed. you could also hear a tint of an italian accent laced behind his voice. you smiled and introduced yourself. then the rest of the crew shook hands with you and introduced themselves as well as you. then a few more people entered the room. harry styles, jen, julian and a few other people. you shook hands with the people and then you reached harry styles. ‘hello love I’m harry lovely to meet you’ he greeted in his charming british accent. his voice was so smooth and delicate you could almost melt. you smiled ‘hello i’m y’n, its a pleasure to work with you’ you smiled as a blush crept onto your cheeks. you were both in white robes ready to start. ‘shall we start’ mario proposed and everyone cheered and nodded. harry swiftly took his robe off leaving him in orange calvin klein boxers with a white waistband and cali klein written along it in black. the matching set to your thong. you took off your robe leaving you in nothing but a thong and holding your bare breasts in your arms. you looked up at harry and saw him smirk before turning back to mario. you blushed but listened to instructions. everything you both needed to know was already said and you two walked towards the bath.

it was halfway through the shoot and the music in the background was playing calmly and the shots were being taken. harry and you were not awkward at all, it actually felt quite comfortable. the shoot was quite intimate which lead to a lot of touchy touchy shots and pleasurable scenes. mario was so happy with both of you he just couldn’t stop smiling. mario stated he didnt want any full nudity slipping out which you were thankful for. that meant your nipples wouldn’t be peeking out at anytime. in some shots harry would be holding your breasts for you which he was quite cheeky about. you both would giggle at times like school kids but at other times all you could hear was his heavy breathing in your ear and his sensational touch on you. mario wanted the scenes to portray a young couple in pure lust and love. harry would be kissing your neck and your head would be tilted back in pleasure. it was an amazing shoot and the bath and wetness just made it even more lustful. once the shoot was done everyone was cheering. mario was just so happy. you both put your robes on and mario gave you both a massive hug. he was just so ecstatic. he said the photos turned out even better then he imagined. he called it “i create in my calvin.”

you thanked the crew and everyone else before heading back to your change room. its been a few moments since you had just arrived in your change room and you were just staring at yourself in the mirror. in nothing but your thong you just couldn’t believe the amazing creation you were apart of. and how gorgeous harry was. a second later harry opened your change room door and came in. ‘hello love’ he smirked. he was just so irresistible. ‘hello’ you smiled. he walked over to you and leant into your ear to whisper, ‘i just wanted to say you were amazing and that i had such an amazing time with you’ you almost had an orgasm just from his raspy voice but you contained yourself. but before you could reply, harry had start peppering kisses on your neck and then pinned you against the dressing room wall. your were in complete shock not expecting this at all. you moaned as harry sucked on your sweet spot and then let his hand roam around your wet body. he tightly held his grip on your ass before slowly taking you to the carpet floor beneath you both. you were struggling to keep your body still as he placed sloppy kisses on your neck, collarbones, chest, boobs, core and just above your thong that you had yet to remove. he then lifted his head and stared at you in the eyes, his eyes full of lust and you just couldn’t let him stop there. ‘harry please’ you moaned in an airy breath. ‘tell me what you want baby’ he groaned in his raspy velvet voice. ‘i want you please, harry p-please’ you caved. he smirked and then pulled down the thong so your body was left fully bare. he pulled hid boxers down and lined himself to you. he then slowly thrusted into you causing you to tilt your head back even more and arch your back due to the massive  amount of pleasure you were receiving. harry thrusted into you and leaned down to place a kiss on your collarbone and then your jaw. ‘fuck y/n’ he moaned. ‘you’re so tight baby’ he spoke in a husky voice. you opened your eyes and were met with his forest green eyes twinkling. ‘fuck harry I’m gonna cum’ you gasped as you felt yourself almost reach your high. harry sped up a little bit so when you did you would feel absolutely amazing. the both of you reached your highes and harry fell beside you. the room was full of heavy panting and the smell of sweet sex. harry stood up and retrieved his robe. he then reached his hand out to pull you off the ground which you gladly took. ‘lovely meeting you y/n’ harry smirked and winked at you. and then he leaned in and gave you a kiss on the cheek and slowly whispered in your ear ‘and i love your vanilla scent baby.’ he said and then winked and left the room just like that. 

fucking harry styles.

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this is not my gif :)

hope you enjoyed. x IC

@dccomicnerd-worldHow would the Lords react to learning that MC has been poisoned when they (the lords) were away at battle?” (part 2)

Have your daily dose of angst my friends @mysticdaddies @his-pretty-little-doll @captain-cate (ノಥ,_」ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻ *inserts hearts here* MAY ANGST NEVER LEAVE OUR BODIES AND SOULS.

And *gives @thedaydreamingotaku a mountain of flowers* thank you again I COULDN’T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU ;;u;;


Hideyoshi‘s eye trembled and the smile fell off his face. He was just back from war to learn that his friends were able to return without any serious injuries, but as soon as he heard MC’s name he felt his heart stop. W-what do they mean she got poisoned? He tried showing a small smile as he walked to her room, but his lips failed him. He couldn’t smile. Not after learning about MC’s condition. He was barely able to hold himself together as he saw her face. She was laying there with her eyes closed and lips parted, Hideyoshi took in a short breathe to calm down. He could feel his heart beating fast as he sat there next to her. One minute passed, then the second. He stared at her with broken eyes before he carefully pressed his hand to her cheek, one finger at a time, in fear of hurting her.

Inuchiyo didn’t wait to hear the end of the news before he dashed to MC’s room. Who dared to hurt her? He kept on thinking to himself as he rushed closer and closer to her room. As soon as he saw the door, he stopped. Taking in a few deep breathes he opened the door, and there was MC. She was laid down with a few drops of blood dripping from her lips. NO! He rushed to her side. “No. No. No MC.” He quickly sat next to her and wiped the blood away, she was cold, her body was freezing. “Please stay with me.” He whispered softly as her body laid limply in his arms. “Please don’t leave.” He whispered again, but it was too late. If he waited for a few seconds he would’ve heard the news from the retainers but… MC already left… to a place of no return.

Ieyasu‘s eyes turned completely cold after he heard the news. He walked down the hall with a look he’d never had in months, not after he met MC. The retainers fled out of his way as he walked to her room. Standing at her door, he took a few short seconds before walking in. As soon as his foot stepped in, he stopped. There she was. MC wasn’t as he expected her to be. She was trying to sit up on the bedding with a weak smile on her face, “Welcome back, milord.” She whispered in an attempt for him hear her. Ieyasu had a frown on his face as he gently pushed her back to the bedding, “You won’t be able to get better if you keep running out of bed like this.” He scolded her with a gentle tone. “I-I’m sorry…” An apology rolled off her lips as she struggled to keep her body from trembling. Ieyasu sighed and pulled her body close to his as he whispered to her, “I hate you so much right now.

Mitsunari was trying to act nonchalant as he walked through the castle doors, trying to keep a straight face as he thought about MC, and how she’d be waiting for him. However, he didn’t expect to hear those news. How did this happen?! He looked shocked to hear the news. They must be lying, he tried to brush it off as he rushed to her room. He couldn’t brush it off. He walked to her room as his hands trembled against his kimono sleeves. Mitsunari opened the door and stepped into her room, his breath hitched as soon as he saw her. He walked closer and called out to her, “Hey, Manju girl.” crouching down to take a look at her face he stopped. NO! Mitsunari called out to her again, “Wake up you insufferable Manju girl.” No response. This time he grabbed her shoulders and shook her body, “Wake up, MC.” He whispered as the tears slid down his cheeks “Wake up.” He wrapped his arms around her back, “Please… wake up!Walking in, Hideyoshi pressed his hand to Mitsunari’s shoulder as he whispered, “We were too late.

Kenshin was happy to be back, he haven’t seen his beloved MC since three months. He was smiling brightly and day dreaming about MC and how she’ll greet him when he’s back. His smile grew bigger as he imagined MC with her baby bump, “How cute..~!” Kenshin rushed ahead of his retainers to the castle, and jumped off his horse to get to the castle gates, but she wasn’t there? He tilted his head before rushing to her room, “She might be tired and wanted to rest.” he thought as he slowly slid the door to her room open. Huh? He never expect to see this in her room. What is happening? Why is a doctor here? And why is there so much blood covering MC’s body? He looked shocked, his smile faded in seconds as the doctor told him the news. “N-no.” He thought as he went over and held her hand. MC was barely able to turn and give him a weak smile before the doctor walked over to them with a small bundle in his arms. “I’m sorry… I didn’t give you much of a choice in this.” The words left her lips in a whispers, the light fading from her eyes and her hand falling from his to the cold floor. “H-here is your baby, milord.” Those were the only words heard, before the tears slid down his cheeks.

Shingen heard the news right after they won the battle, he didn’t wait for any other second to pass before he reached for a horse and rushed to the castle. As soon as he saw the castle gates he got off his horse and went straight to her room. Shingen knew how strong his woman is, but he couldn’t help but worry about her. Before walking into the room, he learns that the poison was meant for him to take, but MC didn’t notice that when she attempted to taste the food for any missing ingredient. He steps into the room only to be met by MC’s gaze. “W-welcome back,” MC whispered softly as she tried to sit up. “Stay put MC.” Shingen gave her a small smile as he pushed her back to the bedding and sat by her side. MC pouted as she gazed up to him, “How many more days do I have to stay in bed for?” Shingen laughed as he cupped her cheek, “A few more days before the doctor sets you free.

mysme-trashcan  asked:

Ohohoho it's this trash coming in your asks ( that didn't sound right ) How about- RFA+Saeran&V (after eye surgery ) react to MCs sister, who was staying at they're house, goes to use a blender, doesn't lock the top down, what ever was in the blender flies out and there's a mess everywhere and they hear MC freaking out at the scene of all of this and they go to see what was going on?

ayeee I finally got to this! It’s a hilarious request and I think it’s what made me message you in the first place lmao but I hope you like it, ems! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (ah yes, the ams and ems duo(¬‿¬))💛 

…thinking of 8 things to put in a blender is hard


zen

  • it was hot outside and literally no one in the house wanted to go out
  • mc’s sister was also in town and decided to visit (she met zen before its chill)
  • the three of them were supposed to go out that day, but it was..too hot
  • so mc and their sister decided to make smoothies instead
  • zen got a phonecall halfway through, however, and excused himself before walking into another room
  • “ready for some smoothies, my dear sibling?” mc’s sister says with a grin
  • “ready, dear sister” mc answers
  • she turns on the blender, ready for the ice, berries, and liquid to mix together
  • instead, the top flies off and so does everything else in the blender
  • mc’s sister is covered with cold berry juice, too shocked to scream, but tenses up
  • mc starts yelling going for the blender to turn it off before grabbing a towel
  • zen runs back in, thinking something dangerous happened, but instead sees mc wiping their sister’s eyes so she can see again
  • and he can’t help but laugh
  • his kitchen is a mess, yes, but seeing this was totally worth it
  • now mc’s sister can talk again and starts yelling, “wHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?”
  • “YOU’RE BLUE HAHA”
  • mc’s sister turns to mc, giving them a ‘look i am going to punch your boyfriend’ look
  • mc just shrugs, “at least…you’re not that hot anymore…?”
  • zen laughs harder. mc’s sister slaps both of them in the arm

yoosung

  • movie night!
  • yoosung is setting up the living room with pillows and blankets while mc and their sister gets snacks in the living room
  • mc was on popcorn duty and mc’s sister was in charge of chips and dip
  • but she wanted to make homemade dip, so they had to take out the blender
  • “how are the snacks coming?” yoosung calls out
  • “popcorn, done! mc says. “dip is about to be blended!” their sister says
  • the blender is turned on
  • disaster strikes
  • “AH DIDN’T- LID-” mc’s sister yells while getting splashed with the contents of the blender
  • mc gets hit, too. so does the popcorn. it’s a travesty.
  • “tURN OFF THE BLENDER” mc yells
  • but she can’t. she’s being attacked
  • yoosung runs in like the hero he is and manages to turn it off, despite getting messy as well
  • they all stare at each other, horrified
  • “..I think we need to take a shower first…” mc says. the other two agree
  • it turns into cleaning night instead of movie night

jaehee

  • did someone say ‘iced coffee’?
  • mc’s sister said ice coffee!
  • and they want mc to show off their skills they learned from the cafe so they could make it at home as well
  • so here we go
  • ice, coffee, flavorings, syrup
  • aaaand blend!
  • NO NOT LIKE THAT
  • mc gets covered in the stuff, mc’s sister - who was idly observing from behind - gets half covered
  • she’s the one who yells, but mc turns off the blender
  • jaehee runs in and looks at them, shocked
  • “why…?”
  • “…iced coffee…” mc weakly says
  • she actually walks up to the both of them and kisses mc’s cheek
  • wh y
  • “hmm…at least it tastes good” jaehee says with a smile 
  • mc could probably die on the spot
  • now mc’s sister is yelling

jumin

  • mc was playing around in the kitchen with their sister, going through recipes they found online
  • jumin offered just to let the chefs prepare something, but mc’s sister insisted
  • and since jumin can’t cook that much, he stays out of their way 
  • they were baking a cake that had this filling in between the layers
  • and they needed the blender to make the filling, crushing things and all that
  • “ready, mc?” their sister says, grinning. “yeah, the cakes are in the oven already”
  • “alright, blender time!” she turns on the blender
  • and both of them are now covered in sugary dust
  • mc’s sister yelps out of shock 
  • mc yells out, “yOU DIDN’T-;;;” 
  • jumin runs in, very concerned
  • he sees them covered in this sugar dust. 
  • can’t help but laugh, just a little
  • “should i call the chefs now?” he asks. the two of them nod
  • “…and a change of clothes” mc’s sister says

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • they were going to make milkshakes! 
  • all three different kind of flavors for the three of them 
  • so far they made a vanilla one for mc, a chocolate one for saeyoung, and were going to make a strawberry one for mc’s sister
  • saeyoung was out of the kitchen, knowing they could handle it 
  • mc stayed in the kitchen for moral support
  • “i can’t believe you passed up strawberry for vanilla. even your dork boyfriend got chocolate” mc’s sister said
  • “i hope your milkshake goes up your nose” mc responded
  • “ha ha” she rolls her eyes and turns the blender on
  • ….it went up her nose alright  
  • mc’s sister yells and mc literally bursts out laughing
  • until they realize that the kitchen is a mess
  • “WHY DIDN’T YOU CLOSE IT?!” 
  • saeyoung runs in and looks around, also kind of devastated at first
  • and then he looks at mc’s sister
  • …he’s laughing, he can’t handle it 
  • “it actually went up your nose, oh my god-” “saeyoung-” “yeah, yeah, i’ll get a towel but this is GOLD mc” 

v / jijhyun

  • you know those liquid soups you can make in a blender? like pea soup?
  • jihyun wanted to try one of those!
  • and so did mc’s sister, yay! 
  • they were all in the kitchen, but v realized it was time to water his plants, so he excuses himself for a bit
  • “that’s it?” mc asks, looking at the blender “I feel like it’s too easy”
  • “oh hush, mc. all we have to do is blend it!” their sister says and goes to turn on the blender
  • gosh, they’re so lucky it was cold soup 
  • mc’s sister managed to turn off the blender, but she just put her head down on the counter in shame
  • mc yelled, getting splattered before the blender was turned off. “oh my gosh- the kitchen!” 
  • “wHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER-” “I LIVE HERE THOUGH, YOU’RE HUMAN”
  • jihyun comes running in, looking at the kitchen then at both of them
  •  “…i have one question, for you.” he says to mc’s sister
  • “…yes?” she says 
  • “are you that jealous of our kitchen?” 
  • mc’s sister blinks “why would i-”
  • “you’re green with envy, I can see it”
  • mc starts cracking up because that was so ridiculous 
  • mc’s sister puts her face back on the counter 

saeran

  • mc and sister were making pasta for dinner!
  • it was one of those pesto pastas 
  • so now they had to make pesto 
  • saeran was watching them from the living room
  • “alright, let’s get this pesto done!” mc’s sister said 
  • and turns on the blender
  • “wAIT” mc tries to warn her
  • its too late. 
  • the pesto flies everywhere
  • mc’s sister is his directly in the nose first
  • mc can’t save themselves 
  • saeran literally facepalms
  • the other two are too shocked to do much, so he has to stand up and turn it off for them 
  • “i’m- so sorry-” mc’s sister says.
  • mc lowkey wants to lay on the floor and accept death 
  • saeran just shakes his head and puts his hands on both of their shoulders
  • “..that was pretty funny”
  • forget what mc said about accepting death, saeran thought that was funny 
  • they still have to clean up the kitchen though 

vanderwood (i remembered u wanted him ayee)

  • look, vanderwood was gonna let them do their thing, they were going to calmly sit and read this book
  • mc’s sister was making some kind of fancy recipe and it involved putting things in a blender
  • listen….i still dont have a blender and food network only tells me so much
  • and mc was helping! they poured it into the blender for her
  • “alright mc. i know this is weird, but we put it in a blender to smooth it out. and then it’ll be done!”
  • *turn on blender*
  • *sees life flash before both of their eyes*
  • they are both covered in this supposedly fancy liquid 
  • and they both just..stand there for a second
  • until mc yells, “w HY”
  • “I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AHHHHHHHHH IM SORRY” she yells back
  • vanderwood just sighs and gets up to check the damage
  • the floor and counter is a mess 
  • it got on some of the cabinets
  • both mc and sister are preparing for the worst 
  • “aw, i don’t get that fancy dinner?” vanderwood said, pouting
  • they’re both kind of surprised
  • “we’d…have to restart..” mc’s sister says
  • “oh no, you two need to clean up this kitchen. i’m ordering us a pizza” 
  • “vanderwood-” mc tries
  • “and im not helping!”
Promise Me: Part 3 (Anthony Ramos x Reader)

Hey everyone! This chapter is a little longer than the last so I hope you enjoy! Please like and reblog if you enjoyed this :) If you have any requests, please don’t hesitate to send them! If you want to see more chapters of this, let me know! Okay, hope you enjoy! (Thanks to everyone who read this series, I know its taking a little long, but thanks for sticking around :))

Pairing: Anthony Ramos x Reader

Word Count: 1054

Warnings: cursing, mentions of blowjobs and boners, Anthony being a sex god

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

MASTERLIST


Over the course of the next two weeks, you and Anthony had been texting all day, everyday. You both talked about everything, ranging from childhood memories, to other not so innocent topics of conversation.

“You seriously BLEW on it?!” Anthony texted.

“YES NOW GET OVER IT! I WAS ONLY 15 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAW A PENIS IN FRONT OF MY FACE ID BEEN HOMESCHOOLED UP UNTIL THAT POINT SO I WASN’T TAUGHT THAT SHIT”

“You fucking BLEW on it” he sent, a laughing emoji following his message.

“Screw you. You’re telling me you don’t have any sex horror stories?”

“Nope, I’m a sex god. I make no mistakes”

“Ha, I highly doubt that”

“I’m offended.”

“Good be offended”, you answered.

“Okay, but ig I’ll tell you an embarrassing story since you told me one”

“Yes, tell me how the sex god fucked up”

“Shut up. Okay so it was right after I graduated high school, and it was the graduation party”

He sends another message after that one. “ I was drunk as shit cause I’d been drinking since before the party, ya know? So I was flirting with this girl, right? We’re really hitting it off, I’m getting the message that she wants me, so we go to a bedroom, and start undressing and everything”

“And I lose it”

“Lose what?” you ask. Suddenly you’re hit with realization.

“NO YOU DIDNT”

“Yeah, so she realizes, she gets down and starts blowing me off (not literally blowing)”

“Screw you, I know what it means. Is that the end of the story?”

“God I wish. So she starts blowing me, and I get it back. So we make it to the bed, roll on the condom and right when I’m about to put it in, I lose it again”

“How wasted were you??” you send with a laughing emoji at the end.

“I have no fucking clue. At this point she’s pissed off, but she still wants me (sex god, ya know) so she starts jacking me off, it comes back, I put it in, and ten minutes into it, she’s close and I lose it”

“OH MY GOD”

“I pull out, she slaps me, gets dressed and runs out screaming that I’m not a real man cause I can’t keep a boner.”

“Wow, that last part got deep. But still, the story was funny. Makes me feel better knowing that the sex god can make mistakes too.”

“Shut up.” he sends, with several laughing emojis.

Suddenly, you hear a lock clicking and hear Phillipa’s keys jangling from her hand. You had recently moved into her apartment after you decided that you were going to stay in New York for longer than previously intended. You were originally supposed to only stay for 2 weeks, but after meeting Anthony, you decided to stay longer.

“Y/N are you here?” you hear Phillipa shout.

“Yeah, I’m in your room!” You answered. You quickly close out the messaging app on your phone, and turn the notifications off, so that if Anthony texted you back your phone didn’t ring and Phillipa didn’t get suspicious.

Phillipa walked into the room carrying two bags, both from very expensive stores.

“Had fun shopping?” You asked, an amused grin on your face on your lips.

Phillipa smiles. “We’re going to a party today.”

“I don’t have anything nice to wear though.”

“Well, what do you think I have in this bag, little sis?” Phillipa said, giggling as she dumped the contents of one bag onto the bed.

A black, off the shoulder, body-con dress spilled out along with a couple of bracelets, necklaces and rings.

“Philli, where do you get the money for all of this?” You asked in awe. You grabbed the dress and walked over to the mirror, where you held the dress up to your body.

“I’ve just saved all the money I’ve gotten from different shows and stuff.” She answered, taking the contents of the second bag out and putting them on the bed. You look over to her dress; it was a white, halter dress that fell right on the knee.

“What’s the party for?”

“I don’t even know, Lin’s always wanting to throw parties.”

“Well, you won’t find me complaining. I love partying.” You said, your sister throwing you a warning glance. You raised your arms in the air, almost saying Hey, I didn’t say anything. (You’d had a pretty wild party life in the year you spent away from Phillipa, and she was well aware of this.)

“Anyway, the party starts at 8.” Phillipa said, walking to her closet and pulling out a hangar to put the clothes she was wearing away. You looked to the clock and it read 7:45.

“Phillipa, I barely have 20 minutes to get dressed!”

“Well how much time could you possibly need?”

“At least an hour!”

“What do you need an hour to get ready for? 20 minutes is more than enough time!”

“Philli, you run on Broadway time; y’all learn how to get ready, hair, makeup and clothes done in five. But in normal people land, we need at least an hour.” You shouted, already beginning to take your clothes off.

You searched through you luggage (which you had yet to empty), and found your strapless bra. You throw it on, then put the dress on next. You walked to the mirror to find that you put the dress on completely backwards. Shouting out in frustration, you took off the dress and put it on again. The second time around was good.

As you ran to the bathroom to put makeup on, you notice that Phillipa is already halfway done with her own makeup. Another look at the clock shows that it’s 10 to 8:00. With another groan, you rush to find whatever makeup you needed. You opted for a natural look, but halfway through your eye shadow, you had a realization.

“Phillipa?” you asked, peeking your head out the bathroom door.

“Yes?”

“Who’s gonna be at the party?”

“Everyone in the cast and then some other people Lin invited. Why?”

“No reason, just asking.”

You quickly removed the eye shadow put on a smokey eye and dark red lipstick. If Anthony was going to be there, you sure as hell were going to look hot.

nerves (lin-manuel miranda x reader)

request : anonymous: an “i’m a makeup artist and you’re an actor and i’ve seen my fair share of nervous actors but your leg has been bouncing up and down for the past twenty minutes and you keep saying that you can’t do this over and over and i’m about to slam my face onto a desk” AU

summary : ur a makeup artist and lin is a nervous smol

warnings : cussing,, slight smut

a/n : thank u all for the request i need this !!


you almost squealed when you saw your list. you would be doing lin manuels makeup. this was. wow. you were just another extra, obivulsy, but that didnt mean you couldn’t have interest. and lin manuel miranda was more then just an interest, if you get my drift. you decided to put effort into your clothes for once, pairing a nice pastel purple skirt and an alien crop top. although it didnt really matter, since you were going to be wearing an apron over it anyways. 

“ok babe listen up” your best friend said, holding your shoulders, “no screaming, no flailing, no asking for an autograph on any obscure body parts, no fainting, no picture taking without his consent, and most importantly, no flirting” she demanded. 

but-”

“no”

“just a little flirting”

“no.” you huffed. she was being unfair. but in all honesty she was probably right. you brushed down your hair, as you waited with the rest of the crew for the cast to come. 


lin was nervous. visibly nervous. his knee kept bobbing up and down and up and down and his hands kept drumming into the wooden makeup table. you knew he was nervous, everyone was before a public performance, but damn was he on edge. his face red, his lip bitten raw. 

“stage fright?” you chuckled at the irony. he looked up suddenly. 

“huh-what? oh, no, uh definitely not i can’t have stage fright I’m an actor just-”

“oh hush. everyone has stage fright. i get stage fright seeing my name on the credit screen of a movie. its not stage fright, its, as i like to call it, pre-stage fright. you’re so nervous but once you get up there- believe me, you’ll do amazing. now stop biting your lips, its one of your best attributes.” you laughed.  lin blushed at your words, then regained his usual composure.

“so you’ve been staring at my lips then, huh?” he smirked. 

“don’t try to flirt with me when nearly three seconds ago your were about to go into cardiac arrest” you noted, pulling out the straightener to do lin’s hair. 

“thats very unnaccurate. i was just…” he searched for the words. 

“nervous?” you supplied. he nodded. 

“yes. nervous. whats your name anyways? you never did introduce yourself.”

“oh! I’m sorry, I’m y/n. i guess i was kinda nervous meeting the writer of some of my favorite musicals ever.” 

“you listen to hamilton?” lin asked, cocking an eyebrow. 

“more than id like to willingly admit.” 

“im honored that someone so beautiful listens to my creations.”

“stop flirting with a girl who’ll never have a chance with you and maybe you’ll meet someone who does.” you tell him. “word of advice” you add. he laughed.

“who said you don’t have a chance with me?” and with that you two were silent. lin’s nervousness attacked him again. your conversation had managed to keep it at bay. 

“hey man, calm down for a second. you’re gonna do great. even if you fuck up somehow, i know my boy jimmy, hell make it work. don’t worry about it ok? just breathe” you put your hands on his shoulders and look into his eyes. 

“ok ok ok.” was all he could muster in response. he was staring at your eyes. you were breathtaking. how did he get the most beautiful person to help him through this? he took a deep breath and smiled. 

“thank you.”

“no problem. now go out there and break a thousand legs” you laughed. 

anonymous asked:

one time i was in a mental hospital and i was dating one of the girls there and she cheated on me so i took a piece of sharp plastic i had hidden and put it under her pillow. then i told the doctors i was worried about her and that they should do a room check on her. she got an extra 2 weeks there because of me, she deserved it tho. and i left that day, so i didnt have to deal with her any more.

Ok first off. Mental hospital. Wow.
Second cheaters are assholes so I mean.
Third Goddamn man.
-Mel (the Slytherin)

FINALLY WATCHED TANGLED BEFORE EVER AFTER

OKAY I LOVE IT

I mean it’s no Tangled (2010), but it’s a really good continuation of my favorite movie


Things I loved:

- everyone seems so in character (except one). Rapunzel is the sweetest girl and Eugene is hilarious. Pascal is the best friend anyone could ever have and Maximus is still rocking is charge. Getting to see more of those characters and others really helps in loving them more. Cant wait for more adventures

- Cassandra is awesome! I didnt like very much the fact that rapunzel was out at night with only her and no pascal or eugene in the music video but watching the whole thing makes perfect sense now! Sorry for judging too soon!

- Mom and Dad moments! I totally love how comprehensive her mother is and I love when she says ‘’I only ask that you’d be safe, smart and, above all, be true to yourself’’. I can also understand her dad’s point of view but since I didnt like him that much I’ll discuss that in the ‘’things I didnt like’’

- THE WIG THING. I had a huge problem with the wig when it appear on the trailers because it was never established in the world of tangled that those things existed and I really disliked rapunzel with it. It seem something more for beauty and the beast and it make me think of cinderella 2. But, again, after seeing the movie it all made sense. I knew whe was using it to hide the hair but its not something they just threw in, so I’m gald and sorry for judging too soon.

- the hair growing back again made sense (even tho she touched the stone thing and not the ground where the flower was but okay). I really want to know what are those spikes

- the animation is really cute and consistent

- OTP IS BACK YEAH - eugene is so romantic and caring and funny and protective and everything rapunzel deserves. I loved when he declared himself her best friend because yeah they can be a couple of best friends!

- I also liked cassadra’s realtionship with eugene. sassy buddies

- I love the songs! (even tho they’re few!!)


Thing I didnt like:

- some cliches or plot holes like the opening scene (where they want us to believe rapunzel is running from trouble when it was all just a game they took too seriously?? i dont get the point of it, it seems forced just to indruduce the world she wants to visit), why is a rat delievering a paper to lady cane, how did she got into the castle (just because you put a fancy wig doesnt mean your automatically royalty), there are few guards on jail because most where at the coronation doing their incompetent jobs?

- my biggest problem is the king. Yes, the man that cried so emotionally that made you cry, the man that cried even when his wife didnt, the man that even without any lines whatsoever thill now delievered a great and super emotional performace. That man is now a stupid cliche ‘’i want to protect you so you stay locked forever’’ father. Dont get me wrong, losing his dauther would probably make him take those decisions but he alwasy seems so strick with rapunzel for no need. I wanted him to talk to rapunzel with kind and sad eyes explaining things to her, how he feels and how he felt, what he fears and trusting her a bit more- but he’s always like ‘’dont embarrass me’’, ‘’dont go out’’. I think he’s reaaaaally out of character

- I understand why rapunzel said ‘’no’’ to eugene’s proposal but why did they create that situation where she would be forced to say no? she would have never said no otherwise. I think they deserved better


I think that’s all I have to say

CANT WAIT FOR THE SERIES

CANT BELIEVE MY RAPUNZEL IS BACK

daedriclys  asked:

could you do a V HC one? how many kids do you think he wants? how was he around the birth? what do you think he helped name them? I need more stuff about V please BAE :)

Mod Saeran here continuing with V DAY :D gotta love that fine male specimen that is mistaken for an angel *.* 

  • You and V loved looking at sunsets together imagining the future together. He always wanted to have 3 kids. He wanted a big family but not that big. You guys have been married for 2 years, and been trying to have kids but nothing :/
  • He didn’t mind that the process was taking slow because he knows good things comes to those who wait
  • He was willing to wait years just for his dreams of having a perfect family come true.
  • When one day he came home from work, he notice that you made his favorite dish, and had wine on the table.
  • He wondered why you didn’t drink wine and all you told him was too look under the table.
  • He picked up the tablecloth, and under it, was a congratulations balloon and a little bag. He looked at you and you were smiling that sunshine smile.
  • He picked up the bag and he saw yellow baby shoes and it took him a while to realize what it was.
  • Tears were coming down his face and he ran to you and picked you up. While he was hugging you, he was saying a prayer to god and just thanking him for everything. He asked if it was a boy or a girl and you just shook your head and showed 4 positive pregnancy test. He made an appointment with the doctor to confirm the pregnancy. You got blood drawn out and when you two were waiting for the results, he was holding your hand with a reassuring grip.
  • The doctor confirmed it was true and he swore he was the happiest man alive.
  • Your pregnancy was a bit difficult with morning sickness, and you were constantly sick but thankfully, it didnt affect the baby. When he went to work he made someone from the RFA help you. Most of the time, the one that stayed with you was either Jumin, Yoosung, or Saeran. If Jumin was there that meant jaehee had more work to do, so she could rarely visit.
  • He made sure he brought home different things to cook for you, and brought you fresh flowers every day :)
  • He understood your mood swings so when you said harsh words, he didnt mind because the love of his life was carrying his baby girl.
  • He loved talking and singing to his baby and he loved how he put the control on the stomach and she kicks it
  • He suggested some names for the baby but he wanted it to be unique and creative.
  • He really loved Cira Roseangle Kim
  • Cira meaning Sun
  • Roseangle meaning angel
  • His daughter will be the sun angel c,:
  • Excuse me while i cry
  • Anyways im back,
  • After 34 hours of child labor, the baby was born c,: you really hoped she had his eyes because they were beautiful, but however she inherited your eye color and when V noticed that, he became weak, he was crying. When he got to hold the baby, he felt strength flow into his viens knowing now, he has queen and an angel to protect.
  • At any given moment, he was ready to die for the both of you. If he had to fight the devil himself to make sure his queen and angel were safe and smiling, best believe he wouldn’t hesitate. 
  • The King is ready to fight for his happiness.


Ugh. I love V so much, hope I did justice with this one as well *.*