she also looks terrified

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ღ Six years ago this day (August 27, 2011) ღ

“Show me her. Show me River Song

@glenjamin1616  said… I saw this terrible horrible sticker for sale at a dollar store and wanted to hear your professional opinions on it! It’s just so bad

HUSH UP YOU, that poor… checkered garter snake (Thamnophis marcianus) (I think) is trying her best! Look how terrifying she is!

Also, time for a trip down memory lane. That’s not a sticker! That’s- my dad got these for when I was a little kid, he’d go on golf trips to Arizona and one time he brought me these and I was so excited because at first I thought that they meant my parents were going to let me have a snake- and then when it turned out to be a little prank that just had a rubber band and a washer all twisted up inside so that when you opened it the washer unwound and made a rattling sound against the paper… well, suffice it to say, I was pretty disappointed.

But! These in general are doubly funny because rattlesnakes don’t lay eggs. They’re ovoviviparous- the females give live birth! One subspecies in particular, the Arizona black rattlesnake (Crotalus oreganus cerberus), actually exhibits a level of maternal care in which mom will stay with the babies for a little bit. This is super unusual in snakes!

Different (Cedric Diggory)

Requested: Yes, also I wasn’t too sure if you wanted like Draco Malfoy x Hufflepuff!Reader or something else but I’ve done Draco Malfoy a lot lately, so I hope this is okay!

Summary: Reader is a feisty Slytherin who has a crush on probably the nicest person in the world, Cedric Diggory

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Oneshot: Somewhere To Begin

AU of the fight between Regina and the Queen. Regina gets injured and the Queen is surprised to learn she cares. She calls the one person they both trust to look after her. Split Queen angst and some Swan Queen feels. Hope you all enjoy :)

The noise makes her jump.

It shouldn’t. After all, all powerful and feared Evil Queens don’t jump at loud noises. Not anymore.

Regina does. Did. Loud noises meant mother or worse and so jumping was inevitable. She tamped it down over time but every now and then the instinct would kick in, just a flinch here and there but those who paid attention would see it.

The Queen knows who pays attention. She knows she should have been paying attention too. This fight was with herself after all, which means she knew how and where to hit, but in her anger she forgot about past injuries. She forgot about warnings to try and avoid further head injuries.

She let her rage kick in and now…well now…Regina isn’t moving at all.

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family hobby: lookin’ hella pissed

ifyoucantfindafriendmakeone  asked:

Can I get some words about Malec & Madzie grocery shopping at Walmart and everybody wanting different things and cute banter. Please and thank you

ahh okay this is too cute!!!!!!!

  • so alec and magnus are babysitting for the weekend
  • (only because i’m making this vaguely canon compliant rather than going full out adoption, i have too many words for that scenario)
  • and they need to get all this stuff in which… magnus is really fond of just getting take out… he has a standing deal with this nice asian place come on alec pls
  • but alec is the Responsible Dad and insists on cooking because madzie absolutely cannot live off of chinese takeout and fast food for the weekend
  • for one, catarina would have them both murdered in their sleep
  • (magnus agrees, seeing the error of his ways)
  • so to the grocery store it is!!!!!!! and madzie has to come too because somehow they didn’t talk about this beforehand
  • anyway madzie’s never really been shopping that much before??? iris always had someone else at the house to look after her, and she was also always terrified of someone seeing madzie’s gills
  • hence all the scarves
  • magnus and alec are totally fine with looking after her though, and it’s only when they get to the store that alec realises he’s never really been shopping that much before
  • someone else always did it for the institute and because there’s so many people they buy everything in bulk
  • but he totally can cook so he kind of just… focuses on what he needs and makes this plan in his head and he’s really good at picking all the stuff they need
  • it’s magnus who spices it up, grabbing seemingly random things which drives alec crazy until he finally asks what it’s all for and magnus just names this traditional asian dish alec’s never heard of and it’s like “oh. okay cool.”
  • only whilst the two of them are busy flirting and debating amongst themselves madzie is silently grabbing everything shiny from the lower shelves and sneaking it in the cart
  • so they get to the end of the aisle and look at the cart and it’s all “did we really need all of this”
  • madzie just smiles, and they’re both too soft hearted to really stop her
  • (also warlocks are immortal and have enormous wealth and magnus basically goes ‘hey, fuck it, not like it matters that much’ )
  • so they get home with this assortment of like… raw ingredients for their cool dishes, and then random boxes of cookies and jelly and for some reason a lot of yogurt????
  • and then when they’re in the kitchen, magnus just pulls something out of the bottom of one of the bags and presents it to alec like a trophy
  • and it’s one of those cute little teddy bears you always find at the end of the store, holding a massive love heart
  • and alec just laughs and reaches into another bag and pulls out this slightly tacky scrapbook photo album that he got for magnus
  • surprise presents for everyone because madzie totally gets the most presents from them over the weekend tbh
  • anyway they kiss, making this amazing stack of food and are the best babysitters ever
  • catarina’s even a little bit proud at the end of it all
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pablo & kelly + hand-holding.

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Happy birthday to me. 

su promo spoiler theory thing

In the new promo for SU,Steven says something that really catches me off guard and I’m not sure about anyone else but

He says, “she wouldn’t have wanted this, but I do.”

We don’t know who he’s talking about but my assumption is Rose. There’s something about Steven saying this that just throws me off. His character development in this one part of the promo. His confrontation with his mother back in “Storm in the Room” where he opens up to his mom and shows his discretion and how he believed he had to live up to her. This one part of the promo shows that he’s moving forward and that he’s thinking about what HE needs to do, not what Rose would do. He’s looking out for himself and others. It makes me so happy to see him move forward and be more confident in what he wants and believes he needs to do.

There’s also Connie.

In the trailer Connie looks terrified. She looks absolutely scared, there’s speculation that she was stolen too bc she doesn’t show up afterwards, Steven tries to call her but he’s so panicked. But Connie looks horrified. She’s fighting her first real enemy by herself. She’s not fused with Steven this time, she’s fighting for him, defending him.

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Toxic Relationships

@the-name-is-lee

The canals were still as smelly as before, while the heavy footsteps mixed with the murmur of water and rats squeaking. The few sun rays that somehow managed to get into this pit stopped at the dark grey Korean uniforms. The soldiers’ panting was soon added to the underground sounds.

“Bloody hell” Rick kicked one of the rats in the sewers angrily. The animal flew  right into the smelly waterfall of sludge water. “Motherfucking pieces of pis-” he went on like that for a few moments, while the soldiers watched him terrified. Nyle also wasn’t calm, but she continued looking for traces. Crouched somewhere by the wall, wiped a piece of broken glass with a finger.
“They jumped not more than a few minutes ago.” she said to the blue haired man. “We can still catch them.”

Elder clenched his fists and glanced into the dark pit. He wasn’t going to swim in shit for sure. Then he looked at the soldiers, who tried their best not to step back. “You needed a shower anyway.” He smirked and pushed one of them from the edge. The man screamed while falling, but calmed down when the surface wasn’t as far down as he thought. “Go after him, fellas.” Rick ordered others and pointed at the pit. “I won’t catch me myself.”

He couldn’t help but laugh at their Nicolas Cage frightened faces. This never gets old. He heard them shouting after a while, they must have found something, but not their prey. Rick’s face became serious again.
“We almost had them. One of the inseparable Reggie-Lee couples. One of those cute-ass full of morality sons of…” He sweared and gestured chaotically while thinking. His mood changed every few seconds, but he stopped caring about it years ago. “If I know myself well enough, they are already in that Citadel of Dicks” gnashed his teeth. “This little shit made a cat box out of interdimensional module. He must’ve used it to make a portal or he wouldn’t be a Ri-” He stopped and frowned at his companion casually patting a stray cat on the back. “Where the hell did THAT come from?”

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anonymous asked:

As a nickname for Lili, since you dont seem too fond of Leelee, you could use Lilith. Lilith is mentioned in ancient Babylonian text as a demon, in the Bible she's adam's first wife, who was apparently terrifying. Idk just a suggestion.

She also kind of looks like Lilith from SPN which is also a CW show…

Alright, I like it. Lilith, and for tagging purposes, it will be Lilith R. 

Rowaelin Snippet #8 - Christmas Morning

On Christmas morning, Rowan gives Aelin a present. It’s small and seemingly insignificant, with a small bow wrapped around the top. Aelin is late to wake up, and she immediately scolds Rowan for letting her sleep in.

“What is it?” She asks him hesitantly after he drops it into her lap. 

He shakes his head and rolls over, embarrassed to watch her unwrap it. He would have given her the world if he could, but he knew that was unrealistic.

With his fae hearing, he’s able to detect the smallest noises, like the sound of Aelin untying the ribbon and opening the box. He’s nervous, itching to watch her reaction but also terrified of the look of disappoint if she dislikes it.

When he doesn’t hear a response from her, he rolls over, afraid she hates it. Instead, he finds her staring at the bracelet and charm in disbelief, silent tears rolling down her cheeks.

“Rowan…” She starts, but is immediately overcome with emotion. 

“Here,” he said, reaching for the bracelet with one hand, and gently grabbing her wrist with the other. “Let me.” He struggles with the clasp for a brief moment, before releasing her hand and watching the bracelet slide down her wrist.

“It’s beautiful,” she murmurs, lifting her eyes to meet his. “Truly. Thank you.”

She looked down at the bracelet again to view the beautiful inscription that said only one word: Sam.

buckynating  asked:

My internet got angry so sorry if this was already sent: how do da:i characters react to finding out that they/their significant other is pregnant or wants to adopt?

This was going to be another headcanon post, but my fingers slipped and they came out drabbles. As such, I’ve limited it to my OTPs, but if anyone wants to send me another character, I’m certainly open to that! gaurdian9sunshine This sort of answers your prompt as well, as the Cullen one is basically a retelling of his and Elodie’s story.

I’ve never actually written in this voice before and I have no idea what possessed me to do it now (a pride demon, probably) but here it is. Hopefully it works?

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Alistair

“But that’s…” his voice trails off. It shouldn’t be possible. There are other Grey Wardens with children, of course, but none that were born after a parent had taken the Joining. None that he knows of anyway. But he doesn’t say this. He keeps it to himself, because she is standing before him now, and she looks terrified, but also maybe a little hopeful.

“You’re sure?”

“I am,” she says, and he doesn’t need the evidence, whatever it is, because he knows that certainty in her voice. She is sure, and so is he.

The flash of a smile brightens her eyes, but she catches it, fights it, waits for him to react. She’s given herself away, though. And even though it feels wrong, impossible, even though he knows that their lives are not their own, that one day they will hear the Calling and it will crush them, he laughs.

Wrapping his arms around her waist, he lifts her, spins her, and she releases the grin she has been hiding. She shares his fears, and then some probably, but for now they will enjoy this moment that shouldn’t be, this strange gift. This new life he gets to build with the best woman in Thedas.

And anyway, maybe it’s time someone sought a solution to the Calling.

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