she CARES for him

someone: here’s my #hot take on TLJ: rey doesn’t REALLY care or have compassion for kylo at all. she was just stringing him along and trying to turn him back to the light solely for the resistance’s sake

me: 

No gimmicks

This past Sunday night I had sex with the woman I lost my cherry to. She was separating from her husband of 9 years, and didn’t care for him at that moment. She was originally my high school biology teacher, I had just turned 16, 2 months prior to our encounter, and this was around the same time period Mary Kay Letorneau had shagged her student, and other student/teacher relationships were coming to light. I had spotted her in my neighborhood months ago, and was completely fucking shocked to see her again. The last time I did was back in 2011. I was back in L.A. on leave (I was in the Air Force) and bumped into her.
I totally did not use a condom and have no regrets about it. She’s not that much older than myself right now, no she’s not wrinkly and in her 50’s - 60’s; early 40’s but still attractive like Rita Hayworth in her fucking prime.

And just as a disclaimer no, no one ever discovered us when I was still in school. I kept my mouth shut, and never bragged to anyone about it. I’ll give a full account later. Public is fine.

fun fact of the day :^)

// Sacha always get’s really protective over Rose’s partners,and never trusts anyone.

even though Sacha goes to bed with literally everyone,it could be Satan for all she cares and she’d still fuck him.
but god forbid Rose has a new boyfriend
that boi better be up for torment 

36. Heh. Poor Umi. 

She’s still in a bit of denial and hoping against all hope that Alcyone may be on their side, even as she rationally knows that it’s a near zero chance that she is. 

37. For the second time in 5 minutes, Umi is having to physically hold back Hikaru from rushing off to help Clef (Hikaru hasn’t even considered that she’s on a flying griffin(?) high up in the air. 

And Fuu, bless her, knows that they can’t. Clef needs them to go forward to save Cephiro. He wouldn’t want them to come back for him. She even appeals to Hikaru emotionally: If you care about him at all, we have to keep going because it’s what he wants up to do, which reaches HIkaru and makes her sad, but will probably boost her resolve to continue on.  

38. I can’t even with Umi.

Umi is pissed that Clef didn’t hold Alcyone back, but even during her diatribe she makes sure to reassure Hikaru that she’s sure Clef is all right. But also, she calls him a “little hippie” and I don’t know what to do with that.

39. Even in the face of death, these girls can’t stop won’t stop with the snark.

Even as Alcyone is basically telling them she’s there to kill them, Umi and Fuu aren’t going to face death quietly. Oh no, they have opinions and everyone needs to hear them. I’d like to note that it hurts me now whenever Fuu references RPGs, in light of how she says she was doing that because she wasn’t taking their mission to save Cephiro as seriously as she should have been and regrets approaching it so lightly in retrospect. Also Hikaru won’t face death sitting down, she’s going to stand til the bitter end, even if it is against Umi’s wishes. 

40. Fire Arrow!

Beautiful art is beautiful. 

in my first lecture on shakespeare the lecturer opened with the words “Shakespeare is bisexual. Most literary evidence points towards this, and it is the most commonly accepted understanding of his sonnets in modern literature.

so if I have to read even ONE essay that comes to this ‘shocking’ conclusion this year, so help me god you will NOT pass this module”

anyway this is your reminder that shakespeare is bi, 100% bi, super bi, and laura jenkins wants people to shut up and focus on his fucking nature imagery thank you goodbye.

Confession from a follower

One of my managers at work and I brought our boss out for drinks Friday night after we lost a big job and we were all bummed. We started drinking and one thing lead to another. We all ended up naked in bed fooling around. He is married she is in a long term relationship. Today I as the first day I have seen or talked to him since Friday. She is embarrassed about being with him. I could care less. We were all in my office today and he kept flirting with me in front of her. He seems to think that it’s going to happen again or this is going somewhere. It’s going no where and it was a one time thing. I am not interested in either if them like that. It was a week moment hope we don’t end up paying for it in the long run. It wasn’t worth it. Why is the fantasy always so much better than reality?

A quick review: Future refused to meet Russell, lied about child support & custody on twitter, publicly called Ciara a bitch, wrote multiple songs trashing her and this

is all it takes to redeem him? Nigga wrote 2 run-on sentences and suddenly he’s not a trash ass human being anymore. She literally had to take him to court to see his son regularly and y’all want her to wish him a happy father’s day and ready to talk shit if she doesn’t? Y’all love to make Ci the villain.Get the entire fuck outta here.

A doodle of a Dab for all your fast dabs needs

I was thinking of Blue Paladin Keith
  • Keith: Okay girl so let's just try to get along and-
  • Blue: You hurt my boy and I'll destroy you
  • Keith:
  • Keith:
  • Keith:
  • Keith: ...What?
  • Blue: It wouldn't even be that hard, you are like a baby
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Destroy you?! You’ve got to be kidding! You…you want me to be your sister, then you say something like that. You’re asking too much,Snow!

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Favourite characters: Summer Smith (Rick and Morty)

You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, dad. You love them unconditionally.

hey guys, something really, really shitty happened out of nowhere. my mom was brutally assaulted last night by a completely worthless excuse of a man that she used to call a friend. she just got back from the hospital and has a huge black eye, broken nose and messed up chin.(id prefer not to post pictures out of respect for her privacy but i guess if you really want proof you can message me privately) it’ll take weeks to heal up and it really sucks because she was trying to get a new job and now she doesn’t feel confident enough to even leave the house. 

I’m also trying to get a job but in the meantime i would greatly appreciate some commissions, or if you have just a few dollars id happily accept donations to jen.fosnight@gmail.com. i just want to be as helpful as i can while she recovers and i know money cant “fix” things but it really helps to at least be able to like…get food when we’re hungry and do laundry when we need to and stuff. you know how it is. thanks for reading

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those fluttering eyelashes are killing me… and that tiny smile at the end…

@miraculousfluffmonth day 23: Sick Day

Nathalie had never been known as a nurturing person; even in her formative years, she had been aloof and never expressed much interest in others.

It went without saying, then, that she’d never wanted children. They were a handful and a burden beyond measure. Maybe to some, there was merit, but never to her. When the Agrestes had hired her on as a secretary (and an act of mercy), she’d had little to do with the affairs of their newborn son.

Adrien, as it had turned out, held different ideas about the role that Nathalie played in his life. She’d been quick to school him out of the “Auntie Nathalie” thing (where did he even pick that up?) and had done her best to keep him at arms’ length. Adrien, as a messy and rambunctious little boy, embodied everything that turned her off from the idea of having children.

But when Tara vanished and Gabriel all but shut both Nathalie and Adrien (and everyone else) out of his personal life, she couldn’t help but feel a prick of spite that drove her to side with Adrien in the standoff. He’d done nothing wrong, and, for God’s sake, Gabriel was his father. He had no right to close himself off to a teenage son who depended on his presence.

Scheduling around Adrien to spite Gabriel was an art form. Adrien was good at wearing his heart on his sleeve, and the torrent of relief and gratitude that swept out from him at even the smallest of accommodations was overwhelming.

Much as she was loath to admit it, he had grown on her. She finally accepted her fate when he caught a cold and, instead of her clocking back out at the first signs of his hacking cough to avoid getting ill herself, she ushered him straight back to bed. Worse than that, she remained there with him, running her hand in a circle over his too-warm back while rescheduling every item on his calendar into the next week.

She’d never wanted children and yet a child still found her, and she found she had no desire to push him away.