shay's thoughts

My favourite headcanons:

- Altaïr really hates the cold. ‘Cold’ is in this case any temperature below 30 degrees Celsius. He always forgets to pack extra blankets and extra warm clothes when travelling. Maria thinks it’s adorable. She always ends up bringing extra blankets “just in case”, but never uses them because she doesn’t mind the 'cold’.

- Ezio is bisexual. Not 50/50, I think, but more like 75% women and 25% men. There was definitely some attraction between him and Leonardo. Also, Ezio stayed with Leonardo when he was in Florence/Venice (in ACII). Leonardo would make sure that he ate and slept properly.

- Edward sings along with his crew, but he doesn’t know all the lyrics, so sometimes he’s just like “la la la”. Adewale doesn’t really know what to think of it.

- Haytham likes philosophy, especially the Stoics, but completely fails at being stoic (in the original sense of the word).

- Shay is afraid of heights after nearly dying by falling off that cliff. Viewpoints and such are alright, but he’s not going to jump off them. He climbs down.

- Aveline and Élise (Lafleur, not Élise de la Serre) became best friends, calling each other “ma petite amie”, which translates to “my girlfriend”. I don’t know whether they become a thing romantically but they call each other this.

- Connor’s really good at cooking. Ideally, he gathers the ingredients by himself, but he often has to ask people at the homestead for supplies if he didn’t have the time. Also, big group meals at the manor for Connor’s new family.

- When he was a child, Arno used to climb everything, driving everyone (such as that stupid butler) completely insane. Élise often joined him and dared him to climb things that were nearly impossible to climb. Arno always tried and often succeeded. This is how he got so good at climbing. 

- Jacob and Evie sometimes try to dress up as each other. When they do so, they parody each other. For instance, “oh I’m Evie Frye let me sit still and look at this boring book all day!” “Oh I’m Jacob Frye I’ll ruin the entire British economy in five seconds!” The first time, Henry had no idea what they were doing.

- Desmond, Lucy, Shaun and Rebecca were intending to have a party for the four of them, once they had the time. Then Lucy died and Desmond ended up in a coma. Rebecca suspected that there wasn’t going to be a happy end anymore, but Shaun kept hoping. When Desmond woke up, they initially thought that Shaun had been right.

Shay in the shadows: Looks kinda shaydy
Shay works out: That guys in shaype
Shay takes your food: Shayring is caring
Shay stabs you: Get shaynked
Shay kills his friends: he’s ashaymed
Shay sings a song: A shaynty
Shay is cold: he’s shayking
Shay grows a beard: Time to shayve
Shay has sunburn: try Shay butter
Shay is a sedimentary rock: Shayle
Shay is smug: Sashays away

I live for moments like these😍 Ashley’s hand is on Shay’s boob, and Shay’s hand is around Ashley’s butt. Meet Buttahbenzo👭

How the fuck does Alison have the least screentime but every storyline revolves around her & her family bye

mbti types as people ive met (enfp pov)

ENTP:
- actual meme lords
- smart, but rather take it easy and slack off
- gaming 24/7
- “yeah i got top in cohort but its nothing hehe:)”

ISFJ:
- “im hungry” “last seen a minute ago” “knocking on door” “isfj, in front of door: i am personal chef here to serve”
- precious babs im protecting them with my life
- do not mess with them

INTP:
- gifted with knowledge
- will def help you out on your homework
- need life advice?? go to them
- may seem serious and angery at times, but really they are friendly

ISTP:
- sweet and precious
- trying their best
- extremely blunt, but really doesnt intend to hurt you

INTJ:
- sporty fellas
- will listen to all your rants patiently
- probably doesnt sleep because of homework and extra studying
- v v supportive

ESFP:
- party god
- “BITCH SHE DID NOT!!!!” “SHE DID BINCH!!!!!”
- touchy feely
- will cut literally anyone who hurts their friends

INFP:
- loves books,, ask them for book recommendations
- stressed out but like…theyre cool somehow
- will actually go The Extra Mile™ if you are a great friend

ISTJ:
- appreciates your presence
- they’ve got everything under control,,,how;;;
- soft and lovable

INFJ:
- “I NEED TO BE THE TOP!!!!IN MY SCHOOL!!!” really works hard to be top and succeeds
- helps you with your goals
- lowkey about love life, limited friends

ESTP:
- theyd eat a rotten strawberry out of a dumpster for no fucking reason
- great conversation buddy
- dont even try them bro, theyd cut you
- resting angery face

ISFP:
- qt3.14!!!
- mad about art
- emotional but i can relate to them

ENFJ:
- “puts on kids sunglasses” “i am the coolest person to ever set foot on this earth”
- many inside jokes
- aggressively studies (WITH SNACKS!)