anonymous asked:

Can we get some first date with Shaxx hc’s?

- You hadn’t even known this was a date when your ghost relays the message Shaxx sent. It most certainly didn’t feel like a date when a helmet was tossed your way and you found Shaxx a top a sparrow, challenging you to a race for 150 glimmer and there was no reason for you to turn down the challenge. Your fireteammates always said you were the best sparrow driver out of the three.

- The street took you throw the main portion of the Last City and out one of the gates into the outskirts. By the time the race was finished the sun was setting and you two were now on a hill a few miles away from the Last City giving you two a perfect view. As you got off the sparrow, more than ready to get the glimmer proving you beat the Lord Shaxx, you’d noticed the set-up around you; a blanket thrown over the grass, a hill overlooking the Last City, a very clear view to the darkening sky- the more you looked the more you realized this was all planned. Then it dawned on you.

- When Shaxx took his seat down on the blanket you weren’t against taking the spot beside him, both giddy and confused as to what would happen. But as the stars began showing themselves in the sky and you laid back on the blanket with Shaxx following suit, you forgot entirely about the bet as you got lost in his presence and the hand holding your’s.

anonymous asked:

I just got my period and i have endometriosis so I’m in A Lot of Pain so Shaxx with a bedridden Pain filled gf who needs a lot of cuddling?

Oh my gosh you poor thing. I know this is late but <3

- The moment Shaxx hears that his gf is in pain he sends a message over to Arcite letting his little buddy know he won’t be in for the Crucible matches. He was going to leave you alone at first since he knows that cuddling can make the pain worse, but after you insisting your fine it’s not long before you getting held in his arms.

- Even still Shaxx is careful about holding you, constantly shifting his arms around every time another surge of pain hit and massaging certain parts of your back that got numb. He’ll distract you from the pain by pulling a current Crucible match on his datapad, his loud laughter filling the room whenever you two could hear Arcite’s voice over the comms in attempts at replacing Shaxx’s loud yelling.

- What surprised you the most was that after a few hours Shaxx fell right to sleep with his arms loosely wrapped around your hips and one of his hands holding your’s. Shifting so that your back was pressing against his chest, it isn’t long before you fall asleep as well. You aren’t even mad to hear from your ghost a few hours later that he got pictures.

TYPE: Ghost Shell Recording

DESCRIPTION: Crucible Announcement

LOCATION: Earth, Exodus Blue

//AUDIO AVAILABLE//

//RECORDING FOLLOWS//

[Cayde-6] Okay, listen up children. Shaxx lost, again, which means that today, I am the Crucible. Here are the rules: first of all, no Warlocks. Just leave. Go on! Yep, that’s right - yes, you. I’m looking right at you. I can see you, and you’re not -

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Ikora, I….fine. Fine! Fair point. Belay that order. Warlocks can stay. Okay, where was I? Right. First rule, take two: every time you die, you finish your drink.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] What’s that?

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] What do you mean they don’t have drinks? Sweet mercy, no wonder Shaxx is always grumpy. Okay, let’s start over. First rule, take three: everyone needs a drink to hold.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Yes, the entire time.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Yes, I know that means you only get one hand for your gun. Ikora, was I not clear that I am the Crucible today? Not you, not Zavala, me. Shaxx and I had a deal, and you are not allowed to ruin this.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] No, I did not cheat.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Will you stop backseat Shaxx-ing me?

[silence]

[silence]

[silence]

[Cayde-6] A-hem. Second rule: you die, you finish your drink. Third rule: if you spill your drink, you have to spin in a circle for thirty seconds and then get a new one. Fourth rule: every time I say ‘Yahtzee!’ everybody everywhere has to finish their whole drink.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Huh? No, it doesn’t happen on a timer. I yell ‘Yahtzee’ whenever I feel like it.  And of course they can keep shooting while they’re drinking. Anyway, here’s the deal: You get a kill, you take a sip. You get a headshot, you take two. You knife someone’s face, you finish your drink. The best taunt gets extra points, and, uh…hm.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Ikora, that’s a great idea. Yes, Sparrow kills count double. If you get killed by a Sparrow, finish your drink and maybe lie down for a while. Any questions? Didn’t think so. And you, Titan, with the two drinks and no guns: I like your style.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] A send-off? Right you are, Ikora.

[glass clinking]

[Cayde-6] Bottoms up, Guardians.



[Inspired by @thexostranger‘s post]