SHINee’s Reaction To Finding Out The Little Boy You're Babysitting Has A Crush On You

Requested by  Kawaii Anon💎

Onew:

‘I love you,’ Kookie cried a he wraps his small toddler arms around you. You’d been babysitting him for a while now and the small boy had developed a bit of a crush on you.

‘Come with me wifey,’ he giggles as he drags you after him. You follow the cute boy as you glance at Onew who is sitting grumpily in the corner.

He wasn’t exactly happy that you and Kookie were playing house together, even though Kookie was only 2 and a half years old.

The clock hit 5:30 and the doorbell rang signalling that Mrs Jeon was home. After hugging Kookie goodbye and collecting your money from Mrs Jeon you and Onew left the building. As you began walking home he stayed silent.

All of a sudden he grabbed your arms and pinned you against the closet wall. He leaned in close and whispered, 'It’s done to play pretend but remember, you’re mine.’

Jonghyun:

'Y/N~’ Jonghyun whined childishly as he tugged on your shirt. You raised an eyebrow questioningly at him. 'Pay attention to me!’ He complained. 

'Jonghyun, I’m here to babysit Jimin, not you,’ you frowned at him. 

'Well I don’t like this Jimin,’ he replied as he glared at the oblivious toddler who was currently trying to put a puzzle together. 

You sighed exasperatedly, 'And why don’t you like him?' 

'Because he obviously has a crush on you!' 

'Jonghyun. He’s like four.’ You deadpanned. 

'Exactly,’ he gazed up at you with his adorable puppy dog eyes.

Key:

As you continued to play with baby V on the floor you could feel Key’s glare piercing into the back of your head. You didn’t know what his problem was. 

Ever since you got here he’d been trying to get you away from V and closer to him. Around half an hour ago he’s given up and had been glaring ever since. He abruptly stood up and pulled out his phone before quickly dialling a number. 

‘Hello Lisa,’ he smiled into his phone as you froze. Lisa was his ex - why was he calling her? 'I’m good, what about you?’ You angrily rose, stomped over to him and snatched his phone out of his hands. 

Your eyes widened when you read the callers name. Jonghyun. It wasn’t Lisa. Key laughed sheepishly. 'Jonghyun was on standby if you payed more attention to that annoying brat than me,’ he explained.

Minho:

You stared in shock at the sight before you. How did this happen? The last time you asked Jimin had confessed that he really liked you. In his young age he had claimed that the two of you would get married when he was older. 

Of course you payed it to mid as you had Minho already but it was still nice to know the small boy was attracted to you. But here he was cuddled up in Minho’s arms staring at him with dreamy eyes. 

‘Hey Jiminie,’ you called to the cute boy. He raised his head and looked at you. 'Who do you like more, Minho or me?' 

'Minho hyung,’ he cried happily without hesitation. 

Rejection hurt, even if it was just from a three year old.

Taemin:

'Play with me Y/N!' 

'No with me!' 

'No! I’m better!' 

'Nuh-uh!' 

'Yuh-huh!' 

You stared blankly at the two people in front of you. One was the toddler you’d been paid to babysit. The other was your fully grown boyfriend. They were currently squabbling over who you should play with. 

It seemed that Taemin had gotten a bit jealous of the attention that Hoseok had been getting from you. To 'fix’ that he’d begun acting like a child himself. You were being paid to take care of one child yet for some reason you were taking care of two.

That moment when even your kettle ships 2min:

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PLEASE READ THIS AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.

10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ’s Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana

I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it’s better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life.

the letter (day xiv) ♡ 170618 
source: rawfudge

today’s couple story was very cheerful. the two had a print out that said: “newlywed(?) couple for four years” and were holding it up very obviously so jonghyun said: “i guess i can’t help but interview you!”. jonghyun asked how the husband proposed and he said that he danced to “sherlock” at the wedding ceremony. the husband along sang along to “바퀴 (where are you)”. jonghyun asked if there was anything he hopes for from his wife, to which he said: “let’s have a baby”. jonghyun’s eyes became really wide at that. 

jonghyun: i hope you can set the mood while listening to my songs. i have many songs with that kind of atmosphere … masterpiece songs … ㅎㅅㅎ