Adrien pressed the call button in the corner of the text screen. He only got to the first ring before the call was picked up and a female voice was ranting on the other end. “I mean, it just doesn’t make sense. He’s lived with the gorillas all his life so he wouldn’t have the tools to shave. Plus, even if he did make a sort of makeshift razor, he doesn’t have the same societal pressures as men do here, AND he would be wanting to be as hairy as possible to fit in with the gorillas in the first place!”
dude did i ever tell you that i headcanon talia using bruce's shaving razors bc helloooo she's not a hairless orientalized white dude's dream, and he wakes up one morning, goes to take a shower and stares at his package of shaving tools, which were NEW and UNOPENED last night just waiting for him to use and talia's sitting in the jacuzzi like 'beloved, come feel my legs and how soft they are suddenly, it's fantastic' ehehh
oh my god talia jumping into bruce’s bed and waking him up super early just so she can be like
Standing in the door way I peer through your eyes Longing for a day Where are words don’t behave Allowing us the tools To Shave off the layers Of blight, acumlated over the years of self smite I look through your eyes to discuss The silence of the trapped light In my my heart. It is a must To expose it to the air Before my composure Stops being so fair As the blight Summothers the light From ever reaching That part of me that cares As i stair at your eyes Through the door way I shave the blight Till i can tell you I care
I work at Teavana so I can get you any kind of tea that we have there!!
(Teavana is partnered with starbucks, and I can get a once a week free markout from them, so I could prob get you some coffee too, you'd just had to let me know ahead of time. Also From my observation if you want a specific blend, they may or may not have it depending on the location.)
Black cat fur
cat claw shedding/clippings
Bearded dragon shed pieces
Rat fur (White, Grey, Black, Blonde)
Empty Wasps Nest
Rose Quartz Chips
Fish bones (Found at the beach)
Lake Erie Sand
Lake Erie Water
Assortment of beads colored beads
Blue Dyed Howlite
Purple Tissue Paper
Juggalo Tarot Deck (ex got it for me knowing I like tarot decks, pls take it from me)
Rose Of Sharon Seeds
Live Marimo Balls
Whole Basil leaves from my plant
Random Fabric Scraps
Whole Garlic Cloves
Dirt from my deceased rats graves (if you're into that)
Black dog fur (Newfoundland)
rose hips peels
Cinnamon stick pieces
Rose of Sharon Pods
Things That I am looking for:
Animal remains/dead things. I am a death witch and am wanting Bones, Skulls, Furs bits, Pelts, Horns, Antlers, Scales, Reptile Sheds, Quills, Feathers, Mummified, Wet Preserved, Wings, Claws, Hooves (and or trimmings from hooves), teeth ,fossils. (I would love teeth, and goat stuff so much but anything will make me happy tbh)
Other oddities such as Obituary Articles/Clippings, Antique Medical Tools, Antique Shaving kits, Old coins, Black and white photos/cabinet cards, Skeleton keys, Ouija boards, haunted items/items with strong spiritual energies, tarot cards, medical diagrams, other Victorian or paranormal stuff.
Anything with death deities such as Hades, Thantos, Heccate, etc aswel as Baphomet
thorns, baneful herbs[like fly argenic etc] , and anything else used in death witchery.
Altar items such as an altar cloth, cauldron, candles, incense, runes, Mortar & Pestle,
plants, terrarium kit,
Witch books! Love me some witch books, bottles/jars with lids I’ll take anything!
herbs I have not listed that I already have.
I really want a wand. I would love a bone one, or one with bone accents, or just something with a death witch vibe.
Gemstones/minerals of all shapes and sizes. Let me know what you have! I’ve already got a ton of Amethyst tho. (Really want some moonstone, bismuth, peridot, garnet, opal, rainbow aura quartz, )
Sage bundles, or other Herbal Cleansing Sticks.
Things to help me relax. I’ve got horrible anxiety, depression, and self esteem issues. So bath bombs, teas ,smoking blends, charms, poppets, pouches, stones, jar spells or just anything that you know helps with those sort of issues would be fantastic.
Steve leaves him to drag his ass out of bed and Tony resists the urge to get under the covers and go back to sleep. He was supposed to wake up to lazy morning sex, not a hangover in a strange bed with what appear to be sheets from Target. He wallows for a few minutes, then throws back the rest of the water and pushes to his feet.
He shuffles into the little attached bathroom and grimaces when he sees his reflection. There are dark bags under his already wrinkled eyes and red creases along the side of his face from where he’d slept on his own arm. His hair’s a wreck; it’s flat on one side and sticking out in five directions on the other.
And Steve, handsome, azure-eyed Adonis, saw him this way.