shaving irritation

Where Has My Mind Gone November 2016

I wish I could just go on a long walk for the rest of my life
I wish shaving didn’t irritate my face so much
I wish I wasn’t so sensitive
But I am
And loud unmetered drums play on
And I hear someone yelling outside my open window
And the T.V. stammers on like a stupid child

Everyone hears what they want to hear
No one says what they want to say
I don’t think my parents like me
I don’t think most people like me
But I stupidly stammer on
And the streets are always empty at 3 A.M.
And I use it to my advantage
The country’s at war with itself
The earth is at war with itself
I’m at war with myself
Most everything I know at war with itself

I’ve been using a computer lately to write poetry and feel bad for my journal
I’ve been ignoring my body lately and feel bad for my feet

A sad one man band slowly marches down the street at 4 A.M.
I dedicate a thousand songs to things imaginary
The boogie man’s too busy crying into his mirror to haunt you
‘There’s a lot we have to do now’
Go fuck yourself

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What do yall think of this? I’m very curious. Also wondering would it work for dark inner thighs? Hmm #Repost from @farahdhukai with @_repostr
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🙋🏾HOW TO LIGHTEN DARK UNDERARMS!🌔
🌚It happens. Here’s how to prevent/treat it and get fresh glowing pits!🌝
🔑MAJOR KEY! STOP SHAVING! esp if u are brown! brown skin hyper-pigments easily when it is damaged and shaving irritates/damages skin! WAX/THREAD/LASER instead! 🕊Use this detox and bleaching/brightening underarm mask to lighten up any dark pigmentation

ALL YOU NEED:
✅HONEY - 1TBS (measurements dont really matter- you can make more or less of this if you want. Store extras in the fridge -make sure no one eats it)
✅ACTIVATED CHARCOAL - I used the powder of 3 pills ^^^MIX TOGETHER^^^
🎣APPLY TO CLEAN AND DRY UNDERARM
⏳LEAVE ON FOR 20 MINS SO IT CAN WORK ITS MAGIC- u can relax your arms. Don’t need to keep them up like a 🐒
🚿WIPE OFF WITH WARM WASHCLOTH ORRRR IN THE SHOWER
👌🏾DO THIS AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN TO GET THE BEST RESULTS!
😱WHY THIS WORKS!!😱
🤓Honey is a natural bleaching agent. It releases hydrogen peroxide (bleach) which will lighten the darkness
🤓Honey is also a great anti-bacterial and moisturizer (dry skin can give the illusion of uneven skin so itll help moisturize it)
🤓Activated Charcoal is a detox - so it cleans/pulls out all the impurities/toxins and nasties from the underarm leaving you smelling FRESH - if natural deodorants dont work for you, try this mask and THEN switch to a natural deodorant and youll be so fresh and so clean
SHARING IS CARING + GIVE THIS VIDEO A LIKE! Help a sistaaa outttt ☺️☺️
Disclaimer: As with any skin care regimen, always do a test patch first to see if your skin is allergic to any of the ingredients. Everyone’s skin is different, so result can vary from person to person. I can not vouch for any substitute ingredients. This post is provided for information and educational purposes. It is not designed or intended to constitute medical advice. Please discontinue use if your skin does not react well to the regimen.
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The Vagina Monologues

Has anyone read or seen this play? It’s fascinating and really a must-see. One part struck me as very interesting in a BDSM sort of way…

Most of the monologues consist of taking back the word vagina, reclaiming the word cunt, loving your vagina instead of fearing or hating it, believing you are beautiful because of it. One monologue talks about how if a man loves pussy, marry him. Because why should we cover ourselves with things to make our vaginas smell like “rain” or taste different? Shouldn’t people just love pussy?

The one that really got to me (other than the ones that spoke about childbirth being beautiful or the horrible ways women are raped) was the monologue of a woman wondering why she would need to shave. Shouldn’t her husband love her hair? Shaving gave her red bumps, scratchiness, irritation. Shaving made her look like a child instead of a woman who had hair as proof of womanhood. She did it for her husband and hated it, hated the act of sex because of it, and told him. They ended up in therapy, and he told her “if you love me you’ll do it”, so she did again. And hated it.

She decided to stop shaving. Her husband cheated on her. Now I’m not saying they are necessarily a result of the other, but surely communication between partners is important. And… why do we see images of shaved women, as if it infantiles them? (Don’t answer; the real reason is the porn industry). Yet many D/s relationships or DD/lg relationships talk about the need for a woman to shave to please her partner.

So here’s my question…. why? Is it a kink? It’s not fun on our end having to do it everyday (speaking from experience). Why don’t men also shave? Is it so women are seen as childlike in terms of their vaginas? The play brought up many interesting questions about that (including how oil never truly makes it soothe or feel better). So what’s the reason many in our community desire it?

Legendary Jets quarterback Joe Namath didn’t make the playoffs in 1972, leading his injury-plagued team to a .500 record. But Broadway Joe wasn’t going to let a little thing like “wins” keep him out of the Super Bowl. He still had his endorsements, including one with Noxzema, who was peddling a new anti-irritation shaving cream in a now-famous Super Bowl commercial.

It opens with a probably hammered Namath, who utters the line “I’m so excited, I’m gonna get creamed!” with all the pomp and circumstance of the first stoner to discover puns. Enter the eye candy, played by a then-unknown Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah lathers up Joe’s face while singing the commercial’s jingle. Joe, clearly smitten with the woman applying shaving cream to his face, can only stand there and smile like an overweight golden retriever getting his belly rubbed.

6 Terrible Super Bowl Ads You Won’t Believe Actually Ran

Something to soothe coochie razor burn?!

Fuck this is so irritating!! I shaved super smooth but then Red got really fucked up yesterday and went overboard with the pussy rubbing and now my skin is super irritated and itchy. What should I put on it??