W: You know, Punk, for someone that calls themselves the ‘Best in the World’, I didn’t expect you to make this so easy. I had you out cold last week, all thanks to my Bullhammer elbow.
P: Is that right?
W: That is right. In fact, I could drop you again, in the middle of this ring , right now, and humiliate you in front of all these mindless drones you call 'fans’.
P: Well, Wade, I want you to listen to me, because there’s a few things I don’t think you’re clear on. I AM the Best in the World. I always have been. And these 'mindless drones’ you’re talking about? They’re fans because every single one of them knows that.
Your win against me last week was lucky, but I don’t cruise by on luck. I’m the best because I’ve earned it. I’m the best because I’ve worked my ass off to get where I am today. You walk out here all high and mighty, and I hope you can back it up, because come this Sunday, not only will I beat you, I’ll crush you.
Guys, I don’t usually ask for things like this but… I feel like this is really important. This is something that means a lot to me, and I’d really appreciate any help.
I don’t have a lot of money, and it’s imperitive that I get a razor. A good one. Those expensive ones. For men.
Now before you ask, because I know you will, I’ll tell you why I need a men’s razor. It’s because of this.
Above is a picture of Wade Barrett.
Now, he looks normal, doesn’t he? A very handsome fellow to be sure, but he’s recently fell on some hard times. Despite his employment with the WWE, Barrett has gone essentially bankrupt. So bankrupt in fact, that he cannot afford a razor. As a result, this has occurred.
As you can see, his face has been overcome with an unsightly hair infestation. So essentially, the donation I ask of you isn’t for me.
It’s for him.
Donate as little or as much as you’d like, but please, think of him.
Think of that hair infection.
Or, at least, do it for me.
Don’t scroll past this, even if you don’t donate, reblog for someone to see, maybe they will. If you have a heart, you will. It won’t make your blog ugly, yes it will that beard is hideous nor will it hinder anything. It’ll only help.
This might not seem important at all to most of you, but it is to me. And I’m sure this is absolutely miserable for him. It better fucking be you twat that thing is shite.
Donations would also be appreciated to go towards assuring this never happens again.