(ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH THE NAZIS WIN THE WAR:
Curtis, a muscular black guy, and Rudy, who is white, are sitting at a table with 2 smoothies. Shaun and a few soldiers burst through the door, looking for an escaped prisoner. I know mentioning their skin colour seems pointless but bear with...)
What's going on?
What do you think? It's a raid. Who are you?
I work here.
Er- I'm his (holds had) gay lover. I'm the giver, he's the taker. I'm the butch, he's the bitch. I'm the sausage, he's the muffin! (He awkwardly laughs)
(While smiling) You are aware that homosexuality is illegal?
(Quickly lets go of Curtis' hand) Oh! I were joking! Cos er- He's my cousin. From t-