shatman

I... feel like I should list my SHATFACTS.

I’ve only come up with four but whatever…

  • SHATFACTS: Did you know that Kirk’s body has over twelve hundred points of interest?
  • SHATFACTS: William Shatner’s sparkley eyes defy colour!
  • SHATFACTS: WILLIAM SHATNER DOESN’T REQUIRE ASSISTANCE BREATHING ON PANDORA, HE’S JUST THAT AWESOME.
  • SHATFACTS!: WILLIAM SHATNER CAN DO STAR WARS.