• Sharknado 1: A former surfer who now owns a beach bar teams up with his bartender and some regulars to rescue his family when a tornado passing over the ocean rains sharks on LA
  • Sharknado 2 (the second one): The surfer and his family fight off a second, larger sharknado on a visit to NYC. His wife loses a hand, but saves the day by strapping a chainsaw to her stump.
  • Sharknado 3 (oh hell no): After being honored by the President with the Golden Chainsaw Award, the surfer must stop a massive sharknado from ravaging the Eastern Seaboard, by teaming up with his astronaut dad to shoot it with lasers from space. His wife, who now has a retractable chainsaw built into her prosthetic, gives birth to their third child while inside a shark plummeting to Earth from orbit.
  • Sharknado the Fourth Awakens: It's the future, and science can control the weather. Unfortunately sharknados have evolved past that, and proceed to mutate into bouldernados, lavanados, nuclearnados, and more. The surfer's wife is now a cyborg, courtesy of her mad scientist dad. The climax involves a chainsaw-wielding five-year-old, Niagara Falls, a mech suit, and a blue whale.
  • Sharknado 5 (global swarming): The bartender is now the leader of a cult which discovered a talisman capable of summoning sharknados. The Sidney Opera House is actually a Sharknado Defense System, as are the Great Pyramids of Giza. The surfer and his cyborg wife chase a teleporting sharknado around the world in the hopes of rescuing their son. Pope Fabio gives the surfer a Holy Chainsaw that shoots Divine Lasers.
  • Sharknado 6: Sharknados can allow people to time travel.
the signs as terrible shark movies
  • Aries: Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No
  • Taurus: Sharktopus
  • Gemini: Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark
  • Cancer: Sand Shark
  • Leo: 2-Headed Shark Attack
  • Virgo: Dinoshark
  • Libra: Sharknado 2: The Second One
  • Scorpio: Dark Tide
  • Sagittarius: Sharknado
  • Capricorn: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
  • Aquarius: Three Headed Shark Attack
  • Pisces: Shark Tale
He Finds Out You’re Extremely Ticklish || 5SOS 4/4 Imagine *Requested*


All day Michael and I have been on the couch watching a Netflix B-Movie marathon. It was kind of a little tradition we had on the third Saturday of every month and it was honestly my favorite Saturday. During Sharknado 2: The Second One, I could hear his stomach growling.

“Babe, why don’t you just go get something from the kitchen?”

“Well, I don’t want to miss the movie.”

“Um Michael, that’s why pause was invented, for situations like this one,” I said with a small laugh. I love this kid, but he had his “special moments” from time to time. 

“You know what Y/N, shut up,” he said with a laugh. He put one hand on the arm of the couch and the other on my thigh to help push himself stand up. What I wasn’t expecting was for him to squeeze my thigh in the process.

I let out this huge laugh that made him stop and look at me.

“What was that?” he asked chuckling.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I said, playing dumb.

“You’re ticklish! You’ve been telling me that you aren’t, but you are!” He looked as if he had just won the lottery.  

“Okay, so? I don’t like being tickled, so I told you I wasn’t ticklish.”

“Too bad! Now you get extra tickles for lying!”

“You touch me you die!”

“I’ll take that risk.” The rest of the day was spent with him trying to tickle me and me running away. Even though he now knows I’m ticklish, this was the best B-Movie marathon day ever.


Today the boys were staring to record new music and they would be in the studio all day. Since they would be leaving for the NA part of tour soon, Ashton invited me today so we could spend as much time together as possible.

They were taking a break from work and we were all sitting and messing around. I decided to be that girlfriend and sit on his lap instead of a perfectly good, empty chair. 

“Ew,” Michael said with a grossed out face.

“Aww, finally realizing you’re his side hoe?” I shot back playfully. We all just laughed and continued lazying around. 

After about two beers and a soda, Calum got up to use the bathroom.

“Dude, how do hold it like a camel? Teach me your ways!”

“Haha, it’s a dude thing,” he told me.

“Well not this dude,” Ashton said. He put his hands on my sides and gently squeezed, signaling me to get up. 

I let out a giggle and did a little body shimmy because he squeezed right where I was ticklish.

“I didn’t know you were ticklish.”

“Yea, kinda something I wanted to keep under wraps,” I told him.

“Don’t, it’s adorable.” 


All day I had been bored out of my mind. While I was scrolling through my Tumblr feed, I looked at the time and saw that it was almost 6:15. Calum still wasn’t home from the studio, so I decided to call him.



“Hey Baby. How are you?”

“Good. Tired, but good. Michael wants to change a riff in She’s Kinda Hot for our first show, so Luke and I have been working on something that can match his new riff, but also keep the beat with Ashton.”

“Sounds like it’s going to be interesting. Do you know what time you’ll be home?”

“Uhhh, hopefully within the next hour. Why, what’s up?”

“Oh nothing, I was calling to see what time you’d be home and if you wanted spaghetti or something else for dinner.”

“No Babe, spaghetti is fine! Alright, well let me get back to work so I can come home. I love you.”

“Alright, I love you too, Calum. Bye.”

“Bye Babe.”

*45 Minutes Later*

“Work, work, work, work, work, work. He say me have to, Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do me Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!  So me put in Work, work, work, work, work, work! When you all got’? Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn! Me no care if him Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting,” I sang really loud with the blaring radio. I was turned to the marinara sauce on the stove, with my back turned to the door. So not only did I not hear Calum come in, I also didn’t see him. 

I was busy with other things that the only reason i knew he was home was because he starting singing in my ear. 

I laughed, but also screamed because he scared the shit out of me.

“Oh my gosh, Babe!”

“Haha! Did I scare you?” he said while smiling.

“Yes! And tickled me!”

“I didn’t know you were ticklish there.”

“Well now you know,” I said as he tried to tickle me again.

“Stop it! Haha, I have to finish this.”

“Fine, I’ll tickle you later. Smells great by the way.”

“Thanks, Buttface. It’s ready, so wash up.”

“Aye Aye, Capitan!” he said as he tickled me one last time before running off to wash up for dinner.


“But what if they don’t like me?”

“Y/N, you’ve already won my parents over and if they love you, then so will Jack and Ben. I promise.” He reached over the gear shift to hold my hand in reassurance. 

The fact that it’s Liz’s birthday means I get to meet a lot more of Luke’s family, which made me nervous. Not only are his brothers going to be there, but also Jack’s girlfriend and Luke’s little cousins. I’m great with kids, but I’m still awkward as hell.

“We’re here.”

“Is it too late to say I got hit by a bus and couldn’t make it?

“HAHA! Babe, all will be fine. They’re going to love you and plus, Zoe can’t wait to meet you.”

“Okay, but please hold my hand and if I say I’m going to the bathroom, it’s probably to throw up.”

“Noted. Let’s go.”

He took my hand and we walked up to the front door. Luke didn’t even bother ringing the doorbell and just walked right in. 


We both turned around and looked down to see this precious little girl running up to Luke.

“Hey Zoe. Wow you’ve gotten big! How are you?” he asked picking her up. 

“Good! I want to go swimming though.”

“Alright, we’ll swim in a little bit, yeah?”

“Okay! Is that her?”

“Oh yeah! Zoe, this is Y/N. Y/N, this is my cousin Zoe.”

“Hi Zoe! I like your dress.”

“Thank you. You’re girlfriend is pretty.” I couldn’t help but blush when she told Luke that.

“I know right.” He put her down and introduced me to the rest of his family. He was right, everything was going great! I was sitting on the couch talking talking to Celeste while Luke was on the floor playing with Molly and Lenny, when all of a sudden,

“TICKLE FIGHT!!” All I see are two little kids jumping on Luke and tickling him before he grabs one of them and does the same. 

“Go tickle Y/N and Celeste!” With that Celeste and I are being tackled and tickled. Luke didn’t know I was ticklish until I let out this laugh that sounded like a dying walrus.

“HAHAHA! Oh my god! Y/N, are you that ticklish?!” Luke asked as he was dying of laughter on the floor.


“Alright guys! Come eat!” Liz yelled from the dining room. We all got up and started to walk to the table.

“I’m gonna tickle you when we get back home, but remind me to record it so I can put your laugh as my ringtone.”

Game on, Hemmings.

1.) Jaws (1975)

2.) Jaws 2 (1978)

3.) Jaws 3-D (1983)

4.) Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

5.) Night of the Sharks (1988)  Jaws 5

6.) Cruel Jaws (1995) Jaws 6

7.) Aatank (1996) Jaws 7

8.) Deep Blue Sea (1999) Jaws 8

9.) 12 Days of Terror (2004) Jaws 9

10.)Shark in Venice (2008) Jaws 10

11.) Dino Shark (2010) Jaws 11

12.) Sand Sharks (2011) Jaws 12

13.) Bait 3D (2012) Jaws 13

14.) Jaws in Japan (2012) Jaws 14

15.) Jurassic Shark (2012) Jaws 15

16.) Ghost Shark (2013) Jaws 16

17.) Sharknado (2013) Jaws 17

18.) Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)  Jaws 18

19.)Sharknado 3 (2015) Jaws 19

I needed to do this so I could get through 2015 in peace. 

Sharknado 2
  • Perez Hilton got snacked on by some sharks.
  • this movie is so ridiculous and I LOVE it
  • apparently if you throw bombs into a big sharknado you end up with fire sharks.
  • i have seen so many jokes on setting fire to the rain, or how everything changed when the fire sharks attacked tonight that this is nuts
  • It’s raining sharks, hallelujah.
  • Why the fuck was there an alligator in this film. I signed up for sharks.
  • the statue of liberty’s head fell off and started rolling around the streets of New York impaling people and it was basically almost like a shitty version of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark with that boulder scene and i’m pretty sure if you mute the audio and put on the Indie theme it’s more or less the same thing
  • 2 inches of sharks by the hour
  • really bad shark puns give me life
  • i can’t believe people keep weapons in their trunks. damn these new yorkers are fucking prepared.
  • You know what would be more effective against a rain of sharks than a bat? A BIGGER BAT.
  • ah yes. Let me just ride my citibike away from the unnatural calamity that is the sharknado.
  • Fin just fucking played Frogger on sharks.
  • it took me a moment to realize that the decapitated hand he pulled out of that great white(?) happened to be his ex-wife’s hand. Gross.
  • alright lemme just fucking rip this mini shark off my hip/back/ass like it’s no fucking deal at all. JUST LIKE RIPPING OFF BAND-AIDS
  • ah. i remember how shitty the cgi effects were again
  • for a two hour long movie, the death toll was surprisingly low. Like, what? 11 people.

In conclusion, Sharknado 2: The Second One is absolute shit and I enjoyed every moment of it.

I can’t wait for the train wreck that’s the third film