Alright, listen up! There’s a storm coming. A storm the likes of you’ve never seen before. Now I’m going up there and I’m gonna try and stop it, but there’s a lot of people down here that are going to need your help. I know you’re scared. I’m scared too. They’re sharks, they’re scary, no one wants to get eaten. But I’ve been eaten, and I’m here to tell you, it takes a lot more than that to bring a good man down. A lot more than that to bring a New Yorker down.
Let’s go show them what it means to be a hero. Let’s go show them what it means to be a New Yorker. LET’S GO KILL SOME SHARKS.
–me, in every situation that needs a pep talk, ever again for the rest of my life.