sharknado 2

film rec list pt. 2
  • the neon aesthetic: only god forgives, the neon demon, under the skin, drive, heaven knows what, blade runner, suspiria, christine, lost river, maniac, nerve, lost in translation
  • art house horror: babadook, the witch, goodnight mommy, alien, trance, green room, girl walks home alone at night, come and see, the invitation
  • LGBT movies with happy endings: carol, life partners, saving face, radiant sea, jongens (boys), four moons, xenia, the happy sad, the way he looks, kiss me, viva, when the night is falling, the incredibly true adventures of two girls in love, boy meets girl, la vie en rose
  • movies that made me terrified of small children: children of the corn, the shining, the exorcist, eden lake, the others, the uninvited, pet semetary
  • coming of age documentaries: Ömheten, all this panic, they call us monsters, beyond clueless, boyhood, 
  • parisian romance vibes: amelie, la vie en rose, frances ha, les amants du pont-neuf, midnight in paris, hotel chevalier, love, paris je t’aime
  • sex-positive female protagonist: diary of a teenage girl, trainwreck, starlet, easy a
  • movies generally considered The Worst: the room, resident evil, sharknado, rubber, troll 2, suicide squad, sausage party, minions
  • the wes anderson style: submarine, me earl and the dying girl, beginners, little miss sunshine,
  • the boring filmbro™ canon: fight club, pulp fiction, inglorious bastards, shawshank redemption, inception, big lebowski, heat, clockwork orange, 2001 space odyssey
  • sex! a lot of it!: keep the lights on, shame, the dreamers, ‘Få meg på, for faen’ (turn me on, goddammit), shortbus
  • animated movies that will make you cry: the little prince, up, the grave of fireflies, bambi, toy story 3
  • art documentaries: finding vivian maier, iris, the artist is present, eva hesse, man on wire, cutie and the boxer, how to draw and bunny, just like being there

message me for more recs / pt 1 

2

Seriously though, I think I’ve been missing out.

I remember refusing to talk about the first one, and now that I’ve watched the second movie, I kind of regret it. It is a pretty bad, pretty dumb, pretty preposterous movie, but it knows it’s all those things and takes itself as seriously as it needs to. Which is not at all.

And it seems there’s more movies of this new franchise coming out!

I know this will sound crazy, but if you’re going to watch a bad shark movie, make sure it’s one of the Sharknado ones. You’re bound to have a fun time.

And now, if you excuse me, I have to surf on a shark while wielding a chainsaw for a few more minutes. This is fun.

Sharknado 2
  • I am so fuckING PLEASED A WHALE SHARK ACTUALLY DID FALL ON SOMEONE AND CRUSHED THEM. I LOVE WHALE SHARKS.
  • Perez Hilton got snacked on by some sharks.
  • THIS LADY BASICALLY STABBED HER STILETTO INTO A SHARK AND KILLED IT.
  • this movie is so ridiculous and I LOVE it
  • apparently if you throw bombs into a big sharknado you end up with fire sharks.
  • i have seen so many jokes on setting fire to the rain, or how everything changed when the fire sharks attacked tonight that this is nuts
  • It’s raining sharks, hallelujah.
  • Why the fuck was there an alligator in this film. I signed up for sharks.
  • hOME RUN SHARK WAS ANOTHER FAVORITE SHARK
  • the statue of liberty’s head fell off and started rolling around the streets of New York impaling people and it was basically almost like a shitty version of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark with that boulder scene and i’m pretty sure if you mute the audio and put on the Indie theme it’s more or less the same thing
  • 2 inches of sharks by the hour
  • really bad shark puns give me life
  • CHAINSAWS. JUST CHAINSAW EVERYTHING.
  • i can’t believe people keep weapons in their trunks. damn these new yorkers are fucking prepared.
  • You know what would be more effective against a rain of sharks than a bat? A BIGGER BAT.
  • oh no now he’s fucking riDING THE SHARK AND PERFECTLY IMPALES IT ONTO A BUILDING
  • ah yes. Let me just ride my citibike away from the unnatural calamity that is the sharknado.
  • Fin just fucking played Frogger on sharks.
  • I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SHARKS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
  • it took me a moment to realize that the decapitated hand he pulled out of that great white(?) happened to be his ex-wife’s hand. Gross.
  • alright lemme just fucking rip this mini shark off my hip/back/ass like it’s no fucking deal at all. JUST LIKE RIPPING OFF BAND-AIDS
  • ah. i remember how shitty the cgi effects were again
  • for a two hour long movie, the death toll was surprisingly low. Like, what? 11 people.

In conclusion, Sharknado 2: The Second One is absolute shit and I enjoyed every moment of it.

I can’t wait for the train wreck that’s the third film