sharknado

  • Sharknado 1: A former surfer who now owns a beach bar teams up with his bartender and some regulars to rescue his family when a tornado passing over the ocean rains sharks on LA
  • Sharknado 2 (the second one): The surfer and his family fight off a second, larger sharknado on a visit to NYC. His wife loses a hand, but saves the day by strapping a chainsaw to her stump.
  • Sharknado 3 (oh hell no): After being honored by the President with the Golden Chainsaw Award, the surfer must stop a massive sharknado from ravaging the Eastern Seaboard, by teaming up with his astronaut dad to shoot it with lasers from space. His wife, who now has a retractable chainsaw built into her prosthetic, gives birth to their third child while inside a shark plummeting to Earth from orbit.
  • Sharknado the Fourth Awakens: It's the future, and science can control the weather. Unfortunately sharknados have evolved past that, and proceed to mutate into bouldernados, lavanados, nuclearnados, and more. The surfer's wife is now a cyborg, courtesy of her mad scientist dad. The climax involves a chainsaw-wielding five-year-old, Niagara Falls, a mech suit, and a blue whale.
  • Sharknado 5 (global swarming): The bartender is now the leader of a cult which discovered a talisman capable of summoning sharknados. The Sidney Opera House is actually a Sharknado Defense System, as are the Great Pyramids of Giza. The surfer and his cyborg wife chase a teleporting sharknado around the world in the hopes of rescuing their son. Pope Fabio gives the surfer a Holy Chainsaw that shoots Divine Lasers.
  • Sharknado 6: Sharknados can allow people to time travel.

i adore sharknado for being the one franchise that’s under no obligation to have internal logic or good writing and has complete license to just cram as many ridiculous action movie cliches in there as possible. a flying cyborg with rocket feet fighting nuclear sharks alongside her husband in a mech suit with chainsaw hands is why man invented television