shaq-girlfriend

Guys

I can’t believe Winston Moseley is dead.
Now that he is, I’ll tell this story. He wanted me to be his girlfriend (true story). I declined.
He had his son look up my facebook and my profile picture was of Shaq and his then girlfriend Hoopz.
He wrote me a letter and asked me who the black man in my picture was and is he my fiancé. His son didn’t know what Shaq looked like I guess.
I cannot make this shit up.