shapy

Im drunk so this is a list of us states and how I feel / think bout ehm

Alabama - this is a song state
Alaska - it’s cold
Arizona - snakes and tea??
Arkansas - saw not sas
California - this is just weed
Colorado - I think they have gold
Connecticut - eagles
Delaware - tupperware
Florida - crocodiles yo
Georgia - hot and.
Hawaii - why is this us
Idaho - ??? nice name
Illinois - noi not noise CHICAGO IS HERE
Indiana - is this where minnaepolis is
Iowa - eye oh wah?
Kansas - no place like home
Kentucky - I like ur chicken
Louisiana - new orleans good food
Maine - prob the best state to live??? stephen king?? Y'all seem to be chill
Maryland - I have no knowledge of this place whatsoever
Massachusetts - who came up w this word
Michigan - nice
Minnesota - I thought this was canada
Mississippi - is this where Tom sawyer is from
Missouri - misery
Montana - hannah y'all real north
Nebraska - omaha or smth
Nevada - that’s hot
New Hampshire - is this a western state
New Jersey - I never realised this was close to new York
New Mexico - give it back to Mexico
New York - why
North Carolina - im guessing there’s farms
North Dakota - dakota is a nice name
Ohio - never thought u were western
Oklahoma - I love y'all I don’t know why I think u had that sand thingie going on in the 20s
Oregon - didn’t j see this like 5 times already
Pennsylvania - who comes up w these names forreal
Rhode Island - I thought this was new York
South Carolina - why y'all hatin
South Dakota - srsly why y'all split up
Tennessee - ten I c yea
Texas - that’s that shapy one it really the only shape I know
Utah - mormons
Vermont - ice cream ( why the fukk??)
Virginia - I thought there was another one?
Washington - not dc, pine trees and messed up lil towns and vampires?
West Virginia - Oh see there js another one
Wisconsin - ok they are all melting together but this is the water icy one from that 70s show hello
Wyoming - not sure u are actually there

Baah

Carolyn read the phrase again, pondering. An early morning yell of horror.  Yes, she thought. Thank you, Douglas Adams!

“Happy Birthday Herc,” she positively cooed, two mornings later, as Herc rubbed his eyes and yawned.

He looked at her suspiciously.

“I can’t wish my … uh” she stumbled briefly, “friend a happy birthday?”

“It’s the tone of voice more than the words,” he said, drawing her in for a quick kiss.

“Coffee?” she asked after he drew back.

“Yes, but I’ll make it,” Herc said firmly. “Despite your ample opportunity for practice I make it much better.”

Carolyn smiled, “Of course, if it’ll make you happy.”

Herc clambered out of bed and looked at her suspiciously again. “You’re not going to argue? You always argue.”

“Birthday treat?”

“Humph.”

Carolyn lay back in bed, listened as Herc’s slippered feet padded down the stairs and then….

“AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH”

There it was. She grinned.

“Carolyn Knapp–Shappey!”

She pulled on her dressing gown and poked her head down the stairs.

“I’m sorry Herc, is there a problem?”

“It’s a sheep! There’s a sheep in the kitchen! Why is there a sheep in the kitchen?”

“God moves in mysterious ways?”

Herc emerged from the kitchen, pale and almost trembling and glared at her. “We’ve talked about this before, Carolyn. You are not god.”

“Wouldn’t it be fun if I was though,” she sighed. “The sheep is Finn McCool the Third. Happy Birthday.”

Herc met her half way down the stairs. “What on earth,” he said as he hugged her, “Am I going to do with a stuffed sheep?”

Crescent (or Moon) Cakes

These cakes are for Esbats (full moon celebrations).

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup almonds (finely grated)
  • 1 ¼ cups flour
  • ¼ cup confectioner’s sugar
  • ½ cup butter
  • 1 egg yolk

Directions:

Combine almonds, flour and sugar. Work in butter and egg yolk with hands until well blended. Chill. Pinch off pieces of dough the size of walnuts, shapy into crescents. Place on greased sheets and bake at 325*F for about 15min. (Add more time if necessary.)


This recipe is from Scott Cunningham’s Book of Shadows. 

title: One-Ply Promises

rating: t

pairing: Natsu Dragneel/Lucy Heartfilia

summary: Of all of the stupid shit Lucy has done while drunk, entering a contract with a demon probably takes the cake. The icing on said cake, however, is the fact that neither of the two know what the terms of the contract are. Until they figure it out, Lucy is stuck living with a demon who doesn’t really understand the concept of keeping a low profile.

chapter four: Patience is a Virtue

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Monday rolls around and Lucy swears the day is going slowly just to spite her. Her third, and final, class of the day is one of her core psych courses and her notes are a mess by the end of it, so she decides to go and grab an extra large black coffee with a quad shot of espresso because if she feels like she’s dying, she may as well stick her other foot through the door and see if caffeine overdoses are entirely possible.

Death is the least of her problems. Lucy is ready to look death in the eye and break his nose if it means she doesn’t have to find a way to drag her horned, scaly, pink-haired demon to Professor Geer’s office without the entire campus noticing the horns. Or the hair. Or him in general.

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Tadaaa <3 <3 !!!
My Jessica Rabbit cosplay is now 100% complete! (Just have to restyle the wig a bit xD)
I was so scared when making the dress! Bc I only had 3m of the fabric bc it was so expensive! So I only had one chance at making it!! BUT IT WORKED! I have never had to make such a shapy dress before, so I was working a long time on the mock up dress before I could make it in the proper fabric ;3;
I used some basic pumps that I glues a shitload of red glitter on!
The gloves I just ordered for like 2$ on Ebay >w<
only wearing one of them in the photos, bc I had to be able to take the photos on my phone, so sorry for the bad quality! Gonna get some proper photos at Metrocon! <3
(And purple stars bc no makeup, hahaha XD)

-Spider-man fanart-

Warm up sketch from yesterday: Ben Reilly , the most prominent clone of Peter Parker in the 616 Marvel Universe(a.k.a. the standard comic universe :P ). He first used the persona of The Scarlet Spider (that’s tomorrow’s sketch) but in a storyline Peter Parker (quite conveniently ) lost his powers so Ben stepped up as the new Spider-man donning this new costume. This same costume would be later inherited by Peter's daughter May when she became Spider-girl. This is one of my favourite alternative Spidey suit.

Pencils,inks, and Shapie Markers for the most part, some Grey Copic Ciao, and Faber Castell Pitt for the background.

So this took bloody forever!! I guess I shouldn’t be surprised considering all the design aspects but still! God damn..
When I decided to draw Sailor Moon, I was like… THE POSSIBILITIES! Didn’t know where to start…
I wanted to do a full body pose but traditionally, that doesn’t give me much room so I made her sitting so I can see her up close. It sort of just turned into this sort of Alphonse Mucha inspired deal.
I was originally going to draw Sailor Moon Crystal but then I thought… Idk when the next time will be when I draw Sailor Moon, so I chose my favourite version of her, Super Sailor Moon, and gave her the brooch from Crystal and the blue Septer from the commercial art. I like it blue better.
So I wont say this is my version of her (cause I didn’t change anything) I just did some little mix and matching.
Ultimately, I hope you like it as much as I do! Looks so much better in person…

Also, Thank you patrons for the support! Your reward includes sketches, progress, inspiration artworks, my time charts, and other things that went into doing this so thank you very much!

Digital Version:
ON THE WAY

Time: 58 hours
Media: Paint, marker, coloured pencils, ink, water colour, shapies, air brush and gel.
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