Strange Divination Ideas
Chipomancy: Throw some tortilla chips onto a paper plate. Read them as you would tea leaves.
Collegemancy: Count the amount of smokers outside in the courtyard of your local college. Interpret them as you would the number of crows in a murder.
Zippermancy: Pour out only half your pencil bag. Interpret them as you would runes.
BonJovomancy: Interpret the shape of hair spray clouds.
Sighomancy: Talk to the most exasperating person you know. Count the amount of times you sigh during this encounter, interpret as you see fit.
Fergomancy: Using a shuffled playlist of songs, exclusively by pop princess Fergie, to check in with spirits