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fmab: problematic faves/cinnamon rolls
  • Edward Elric: problematic fave (breaks his metal arm, is pipsqueak)
  • Alphonse Elric: blessed cinnamon roll (large suit of armor, just wants to feel the rain on his face and eat apple pie)
  • Winry Rockbell: problematic fave (throws wrenches at Ed, has many ear piercings)
  • Roy Mustang: very problematic fave (too hot)
  • Riza Hawkeye: problematic fave (bossy)
  • Maes Hughes: cinnamon roll (loves his wife and little girl, is cute in glasses)
  • Alex Louis Armstrong: cinnamon roll (strong, sparkly, cries a lot, flowers spontaneously burst into bloom when he takes his shirt off)
  • May Chang: cinnamon roll (small girl in pink with braids and a panda who can beat your ass)
  • Shao May: problematic fave (can't spell her name, bites the hands that feed her except for May)
  • Ling Yao: problematic fave (eats too much, seeks immortality)
  • Lan Fan: cinnamon roll (cuts her arm off to save her prince, is cute beyond belief, her co-worker is also her grandpa)
  • Olivier Armstrong: problematic fave (yells at her brother the cinnamon roll, buries [evil] man alive in cement)
  • Jean Havoc: cinnamon roll (puts his superior before himself, just wants a steady girlfriend)
  • Izumi Curtis: very spicy cinnamon roll (is housewife, loveydovey with her husband, but also can survive in the northern mountains by killing bears)