clutterbooty asked:

i'm sure you're gonna get it a hundred times but sharyl!!!!

LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BABIES!

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: Forehead touching is their thing, you know this if you’ve ready any of my Sharyl fics, and they are always sharing small moments with each other. Shane is usually the one giving eskimo kisses in front of other people, or kissing at Daryl’s temple and forehead because he knows Daryl isn’t big for public displays of affection so he keeps it on the down low. It still makes Daryl blush though.
  • Gets jealous the most: Daryl does. Thing is Daryl doesn’t think much of himself, and it takes a long time for him to realise that even when given a choice of other options, Shane only wants Daryl. It especially cropped up when the people from Woodbury came to live with them at the prison, Daryl saw women flirting with a shirtless Shane and couldn’t help his worries coming to the surface, thing is Shane finds it funny until he notices how much it’s affecting Daryl. 
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Daryl doesn’t like getting stupid drunk, but Shane doesn’t mind when he’s out with workmates. So sometimes Daryl will go and pick up Shane from a bar and end up with his idiot boyfriend singing his praises and trying to be sexy in the passenger seat, trying to strip and getting tangled in his seatbelt. 
  • Takes care of on sick days: Daryl refuses to admit he’s ever sick, so usually it’s a case of Shane taking charge, wrapping up Daryl in a blanket and making the call for him, shoving Daryl back into the bed and telling him that if he’s strong enough to get by Shane he can go to work. Daryl usually is feeling too weak and rotten to attempt it and ends up getting pampered and fed soup. Thing is the first time it happens, he thinks Shane is going to be mad at him, because in the Dixon household being ill was a sign of being weak and useless. But instead of ignoring him and leaving him in bed, like his mother used to do, Shane actually cares for him. Gets him onto the couch with a blanket and some meds, lets Daryl curl into him, puts on Daryl’s favourite shows and strokes through his sweaty hair and coos over his poor sick tit of a hunter. 
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Shane takes Daryl to the beach for the first time in his life. There is no speedos or shirtless scenes, at least not from Daryl (you all know Shane has a pair of fucking speedos, look at him) but they spend an evening at the beach, just watching the sun set and enjoying the fresh ocean air. Then Shane coaxes Daryl to at least rolls up the trousers, take off his shoes and socks and wade through the shallows as the tide comes in, walking along the beach hand in hand. Sappy and disgustingly romantic, so very much a Shane Walsh date. 
  • Gives unprompted massages: Daryl. He’s used to the tension from his scars and he knows the ache from overworked muscles, so when Shane comes home stiff and squirming with his shoulder aching, Daryl doesn’t even need to be asked. Besides Daryl likes to touch Shane but he’s the kind of guy that likes to have a reason, touch for the hell of it is still a foreign concept for him but he’s learning. 
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Shane usually drives the truck with Daryl shotgun, but Daryl is in full control of the bike with Shane clinging to him. 
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Shane usually swings by the garage on his lunch break, hanging out the window with a grin and a whistle. Honking his horn and calling that he’s got lunch for his baby. Daryl will always come out with a grumble, a blush but he still sits with Shane in the squad car with Rick and they enjoy their lunch together some days. 
  • Has the better parental relationship: You get three guesses and the first two don’t count. Momma and Poppa Walsh are like the best parents in the world, and they immediately adopt Daryl into the fold. Daryl does not keep contact with his father. If he can help it. 
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: I think Daryl would attempt it, badly, after Shane mentions trying new things. It does not go well. But then Shane does it and man, he’s the king of anything bedroom related. He knows how to use his voice, how to move his body and not feel embarrassed or foolish in anyway. 
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: SHANE MY HIPS DON’T LIE WALSH!
  • Still cries watching Titanic: Daryl doesn’t get it. He figures that really the hole thing could have been prevented if rich people hadn’t been such royal pricks. Shane sobs into a cushions and howls about how ‘they were meant to be together’ for a good half hour after it’s over. 
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Oh Christ. Shane would want that. “Come on man! We could be Mario and Peach! Or PB and J! Oh! Let’s be the sterotypical Quarterback and Cheerleader combo!” “Quit trying to get me in a skirt Walsh!”
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Shane. Thing is, he figures that since Daryl has never had much of anything he needs to make up for it now. But really Daryl is just amazed to be getting anything and to have someone who cares enough for him to do that. 
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: They both keep track of the other, but Daryl is the one most likely to skip meals, simply out of the habit of skipping meals to save food for when it’s desperate. Of course there is no scarcity of food in their apartment, and Shane usually has a pack of poptarts to throw at him to get him to eat up.
  • Remembers anniversaries: They both do. Daryl even writes it on the calendar and stuff because he figures he’s in a proper relationship, so he should do it all properly and everything. 
  • Brings up having kids: Shane’s parents do. Because they mention Shane has been speaking to them about the possibility and you know how parents are with just blurting things out over Sunday lunch. Daryl nearly chokes to death at the conversation. 

Rick: *Meets Jessie, Starts Having Feelings For Her & Contemplates Killing Her Husband*

Shane: *Rises From The Dead*  I, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me. Do you not have ANY value or respect for originality??? You’re a laughing stock. It’s cheesy, It’s disgusting, I personally find it artistically atrocious.