"Also Starring Jon Bernthal as the voice of Judith"
  • Judith: Waaaa, Rick. Waaaaa.
  • Judith: Lemme axe you sumthin', man. You think you can change my diaper? You think you man enough to do that in front uh Carl?
  • Judith: I was inside Lori for nine months. Nine months, Rick. You couldn't even last inside her for nine seconds, man.
  • Judith: I'm a better baby than you ever were, Rick.
  • Judith: *rubs little hand furiously over head*

“This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good...”

Rick: *Meets Jessie, Starts Having Feelings For Her & Contemplates Killing Her Husband*

Shane: *Rises From The Dead*  I, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me. Do you not have ANY value or respect for originality??? You’re a laughing stock. It’s cheesy, It’s disgusting, I personally find it artistically atrocious.