shane love games

givin ur bf his fav spicy treat got the dokis in high gear

*Julian pops up on screen wearing plague mask out of nowhere*

Me:

*Julian speaks with his mask on*

Me:

*Arcana gives a time-limited choice to either run, attack, or interrogate*

Me: 

*knocks Julian’s mask off with bottle*

Me:

Shane’s sleep schuedule

So out of curiosity I decided to go to Marnie’s house and stay there till late at night to see what time Shane gets home at from the Salon.

He got home at 12:30AM!

That’s like the latest time i’ve seen any of the characters go back into their house at. Our poor baby boy goes to bed at nearly 1am and has to wake up for work at (i’m assuming) 7/8am D:

Side Note; He has a book on raising chickens in his room as well as a chicken photograph on the wall. TELL ME HE ISN’T DESTINED TO LIVE WITH US ON THE FARM.

WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME SHANE!?

For now, you rude, grumpy alcoholic BEAUTIFUL man, we will just have to be the best of friends!!

My farmer is a wine/beer maker and I like to think has the biggest crush on the town meanie. He is also best friends with Pam….because…PAM! 

I’m addicted to Stardew Valley!