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I love thinking about what’d it be like if the RWBY voice actor’s character dated their significant others’ character.

Ruby and Sun. I think they would be exactly like Lindsay and Michael.

Velvet and Junior, could you even imagine? Like this giant fucking mountain of a bartender and the fierce but adorable bunny girl.

FUCKING COCO AND TAIYANG! @nerdgasrnz portrays it pretty well in their comic here. Like fucking pimp Coco shamelessly flirting with this flustered old man.

Yang dating Nolan Porfirio. Literal popstar of Beacon dating some fucking rando with a cattle prod.

Scarlet and Neon Katt. This clumsy, british, pirate motherfucker with fucking Nyan Cat.

Emerald being married to Thrush from from fucking CRDL. Them both just being assholes to everyone.

Just the fucking possibilities dude

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Some new cuties I’ve made the last month. I had to wait for the sky to be marginally light to actually take pics, but the sun has pretty much disappeared and I don’t expect to see it again anytime soon. I had to improvise light a little.

but but BUT. Look at those smooshable faces! :D I just can’t stay gloomy under all these winter clouds when I look at them. <3

Both are available on my Etsy… because I’m not in a good place financially, so I’m going to shamelessly pimp my shop when given the opportunity. And as a small bonus, enter the coupon code TUMBLRSHIPSFREELY for free shipping in the US (yes, that pun there is fully intended). I’ve also lowered the prices on some of my other pirates and have fun little bonuses to tuck into the orders I send out. T’is the season and all that jazz. <3

My drabble/oneshot for avannak’s Pervstrid Challenge. Shamelessly pimping my writing for a sketch. 

 “I understand he’s Stoick the Vast,” Astrid began as she slid the latch to the chief’s private bath house closed, “but do you guys really need a tub this huge?” She circled the enormous wooden tub in question, cradling her dislocated arm close to her chest. Whisps of steam curled over the edges, and she took a deep breath of warm heat as she listened to the sounds of crickets and dragons settling outside.

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anonymous asked:

This is probably nothing but with Derek being 'with' Braeden all season, do you think that maybe he realised his true sexuality as well and that helped him to evolve? or does that just sound stupid haha

Well this is the kind of question i can only speculate on really, because derek hasn’t really shown a lot of sexual range on the show so far. We’ve only been overtly witness to his relationships with girls (most of which are abusive btw), other than that we only have his actions, expressions and development especially in regard to stiles to go on.

His relationship with Braeden does to me seem to first and foremost be about physical attraction and derek being in charge of his own choices for once. I do think they both care for each other, but don’t see it as love. I’ve talked about how she helped him through his “bardo” and to break the viscious circle of abusive relationships before.

Personally i’ve always had this headcanon that werewolves, notably the born wolves, generally are more fluid in their preferences. I believe scent and smell are more important in defining who they find attractive and desireable rather than their sex.

Throughout the series we’ve been witness to Derek’s behaviour towards stiles and although it starts of antagonistc and hostile, we’ve seen how deeply he does care for him. In season 1 and 2 we had an abundance on looks when Stiles surprises him. Derek just stares at him like “how is he even real” and he does save him and borderline flirts (the basketball thing in 2x04 mirrors his flirting with paige in 3x08)

In season 3 something had changed, they were more at ease (stiles helping look for boyd and erica over the summer is implied), the flirting more obvious and we start to see the “trust pose” which signals the begining of derek choosing stiles as his new anchor.

And don’t forget that Jennifer used situations stiles and derek had shared and also copied stiles’ mannerisms in her seduction of him - clearly that means something. Don’t believe me - watch this.

Stiles also broke the spell she had over him, he has literaly light bulb moment when stiles comforts him

and once again he comes back for him and saves him. that is the look of awe!

the whole season 3b is Derek worried out of his mind about stiles, abandoning all previous strategies of “kill first, ask questions later”. He fixes stiles jeep, trails Chris Argent for most of the season to make sure he doesn’t kill him either. We have the chessboard and also don’t forget the scene at the loft where we get derek’s reaction shot when argent pulls the gun on stiles. And what have we learned about that? We always show the reaction of the person most affected. Click here to see what i mean.

And let’s not forget the anchors scene at the end. why would derek make stiles is anchor if he wasn’t emotionally invested?

And now we’ve come to the point were I shamelessly pimp out cupid’s anchor meta serie. Seriously, just read it.

sterekmeta did a post on this as well not so long ago, and at the end mentioned something Jeff Davis let slip during an interview. On question of what Derek did when he lived in NYC he said he went to a gay club…

I agree with sterekmeta’s conclusion to her post, and think that derek is probably pansexual, and that gender is irrelevant when it comes to who he loves or not.

So did Braeden help him realize his true sexuality? Honestly, i don’t think the question of how derek defines himself sexually has been his biggest issue, but rather how he perceives himself. And Braeden certainly helped him accept himself and come out the other side for the better. Derek and Stiles have different issues to work through, for stiles it is his sexuality and his spark which goes hand in hand, and for Derek it was his self image, self worth and coming to terms with who he was both as a wolf and a human and breaking out of harmful relationships.

voldemort-twerks-for-jesus  asked:

Hey, do you know any good marauder era, or JILY fics?

A fabulous question, and one I’m so glad to have been asked. Though now that I have, I realise that I sadly do not know of many (still searching myself), but here’s what I have saved in my favourites:

Promises Unbroken (and the rest of the Unbroken Universe) by Robin4
THE best Marauders fics ever written. Ever. The Unbroken Universe is an AU series centred around the idea of Sirius being the Potters’ Secret Keeper and not Peter. The Marauders’ friendship is just so wonderfully done, and it’s a very rich, very well written saga that I kid you not rivals the books themselves. It’s set in the adult lives of the Marauders and does get a little brutal/squeamish at times, but if you read one story on this list, make it this one!

New Beginnings by daisley
Focuses on Remus’s struggle with his lycanthropy in his early Hogwarts years and the others finding out about it. Nicely done, still ongoing with regular updates. Definitely worth a look.

The Nuance of Black by MizDazey
A little OOC and loose with the canon, but still an enjoyable read. The author has a very engaging style and there’s much angst involved! Hogwarts-era Marauders, though focuses mostly on Sirius and James, with bits of Jily.

Haggis From Algernon by Rude Gus
Delightfully hilarious. Lots of Jily interaction, and James tries to train his cat (what could possibly go wrong?!).

The Marauders’ Notes by Esin of Sardis
A collection of notes and letters sent between the Marauders and Lily. A funny one and a really easy read.

And that is all I have right now. Followers, feel free to add more/send in suggestions! I’m totally up for making a fic masterlist if I get enough in my favourites.

And you know what? I’m going to shamelessly pimp out my own Marauders-era fic Year of the Wolf, so go read that if you are so inclined :P. It’s set in the Marauders’ fifth year, and involves sprinklings of Jily that have admittedly yet to appear.

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[SIS] For You (HBD Lauren/Tink!)

Song: Gone Gone Gone by Phillip Phillips

Footage: Free! & Free! Eternal Summer

(please please please watch in HD)

Go shout at the birthday girl gingersfornaruto!

I hope even the monocell brains now GET what the relationships on Scandal are, hmm??

I hope people FINALLY understand, that when the producing team of a show picks the LOWEST actor they have on their show and pimps him SHAMELESSLY, all the while ignoring and humiliating a MUCH bigger actress like Kerry Washington and a much bigger director and producer like Tony Goldwyn, THE RELATIONSHIPS are CLEAR.

And I don’t mean it in ANY good way for the showrunner or for those who continue to insist there’s no bias and there’s no personal anything and everyone gets along so well. WAKE the HELL UP.