Person: you’re an author?

Me laying in bed, eating a bag of chips, and watching netflix: sometimes.

Everyone my age: growing up, maturing, actually being social.

Me: eating chips and watching Netflix “what’s a social??”

watching tv with my grandpa

Grandpa: *Sexual kissing scene comes on* eww this is DISGUSTING

me, even though I’ve seen so many sex scenes, read so much smut so I don’t really mind them and is very educated on sex education: *staring at him confused for a moment* oh ya ew gross *slghtly covers eyes*